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Handicapped

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stupid human tricks,  handicapped

Comments to Handicapped

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2008-10-05T04:06:45Z says:

    this narrator is such a great guy

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-10-05T06:12:52Z says:

      You want his number or somthin?

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-10-05T04:48:59Z says:

    aw, that's sad, although at first, I thought that lady had 1 leg.

  • ChxMex
    ChxMex 2008-10-05T04:49:12Z says:

    So fake.
    #1 High-quality, full-framerate security camera.
    #2 What security camera records at an angle like that, with such a narrow field of view?
    #3 The parking spot didn't even look marked.
    #4 Crutch girl doesn't move like somebody who needs crutches at all.
    #5 Also why the hell would crutch girl just crutch her way up to stare at an empty parking spot minutes after the guy left and not go to the business she crutched herself over to.
    #6 There were at least two empty handicapped parking stalls when crutch girl arrived. Park your gimp ass there.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-05T05:30:59Z says:

      ...wow, you're a dumbass.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-10-05T06:03:44Z says:

      wtf texmex was 9/11 cg too?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-10-05T13:00:21Z says:

      I think he's right.

      Handicap spots are usually the closest to the place they're for. Based on the direction she came from, this is the farthest spot from it.

      The spot the dude parked in is normal width. Aren't most handicap spots extra wide so crippled fuckers can fit their wheelchairs or walkers as well as their cars?

      Their cameras helped the police? What, with the license plate that's so clearly visible?

      Do they give the handicap tags to people who are on crutches? I mean she'd probably be healed before the fucking thing came in the mail.

      I think it's more likely this was a place were you rent a permit monthly or something and you're allowed to park there. He didn't have one so just took one from the jeep.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-05T16:10:33Z says:

      1) The security cameras where I used to work were full rate and high quality.
      2) A rotating camera.
      3) It's not a legal requirement for the handicap spots to be marked on the ground, since this could easily be missed at night. Instead, a sign at the head of the parking spot it what is legally required.
      4) There are numerous reasons for someone needing crutches, and not everyone who uses crutches needs to keep both feet off the ground.
      5) What, you've never heard of editing a video for time?
      6) She was parked in a handicap stall, you idiot. Then they towed her car.

      As for wankos comments:
      A) True, but some cities have very little parking, so what they do is set a side a parking lot, which may or may not have handicap spots near where someone is going.
      B) Handicap spots may or may not be extra wide. They tend to be, but not always.
      C) Good point, thought it's possible they either caught it on another camera, or used the description of his car to catch him using the handicap tag elsewhere.
      D) Yes, but only temporary tags. For some injuries and surgeries, it can take months before they're off crutches.
      E) Sounds reasonable.

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-10-05T20:26:47Z says:

      If you were editing this for a TV show, what kind of editor would you be if you left out, oh, I don't know... THE JEEP BEING TOWED?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-05T20:54:34Z says:

      Also a valid point, but you didn't bring it up earlier. Either way, I think I'll try to find a way around it...

      The camera might not have picked up the actual tow truck, just her Jeep suddenly backing away.

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-10-06T01:59:46Z says:

      For one point of validity, it seems crutchgirl comes quite some time after the thief, as the shadows (or camera settings) changed a lot between the two timeframes.

      It seems this is more of a residential area than any business though, since nobody is really carrying anything.

      Still, there's definitely reasonable doubt here as to the validity of this video.

      I stand by my fake verdict.

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-10-06T02:01:10Z says:

      Just noticed another thing... for a security camera, there's no time code stamped on it at all.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-06T02:04:27Z says:

      Fair enough

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-10-06T02:13:17Z says:

      Also, why didn't the announcer guy go outside and do something about it instead of just sitting there and describing it with his faggy/creepy voice?

  • dik
    dik 2008-10-05T05:32:13Z says:

    i wish i was handicapped

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-10-05T05:34:49Z says:

      Who said that wish hasn't already been granted?

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-10-05T05:42:19Z says:

      *Grabs bat* I have the solution Dik, whenever your ready.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-05T12:14:45Z says:

      I wish I was Andy Capp.

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-10-05T14:38:44Z says:

      Then you and Fries could make some delicious snacks.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-05T19:41:46Z says:

      lol

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-10-05T05:35:02Z says:

    Ahhh, another dirtbag bound for Hell. Line is over there buddy...

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-10-05T05:36:03Z says:

    i thought it was funny until i realized the jeep belonged to a chick who may or may not have been hot

dwhill05
posted October 05, 2008