I'd steal her... no, Jsexy got that. I'd take her... no, that's claimed. Well, then I'd run with... Aw, Fuck. you guys took everything. I guess I'll just watch Chris hansen embarass you fuckers when he walks into the kitchen and you're all there for a gangbang. THAT'S fuckin' Entertainment!
are you high at this exact moment??? if so, there's a 100% chance that there is a black dude, within a 1 mile radius of your location, with a pair of empty balls
i have fuck a mental ill chick and she was hot, i wanted to have rough sex ....it didn't work out! She said no , I got angry and start to scream at her then i slapped her in the face and throw her in the bed, then she got scare! I know that know and she let me do whatever i want with her *secret* ....good times.
Comments to Handicapped Honey
I'd hit it.
I'd totally park my dick in her ass.
i'd park my car in her house
I´d totally steal that computer
I'd steal her ass and run fuck that computer..
I'd break her other leg, park my house in her ass, house my dick in her computer, then steal her pegCore.
I'd pull off her leg, stick it into her ass, then steal her shoes and run away with them.
I'd fart through her letter box then run away.
I'd just steal the lamp...
I'd re-paint that awful shade of purple in that room
I'd totally steal that nosferatu teeth of hers.
I'd slap the lot of you for being faggots
id watch....and get off .
Abe, this is not the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy site
I'd stop reading right about here
I'd steal her cane, and her virginity
I'd steal the Van Gogh
we gotta stop stealing..
I'd steal her... no, Jsexy got that. I'd take her... no, that's claimed. Well, then I'd run with... Aw, Fuck. you guys took everything. I guess I'll just watch Chris hansen embarass you fuckers when he walks into the kitchen and you're all there for a gangbang. THAT'S fuckin' Entertainment!
Imagine the possibilities.
get some hot pussy and some great parking. ill take it
Redman-"I stay in front just like handicapped parkin."
good old redman
Ya better take her leg and hide it from her so she can't run away from you.
nice chucks
val halen wants their leg warmer back
van*
i knew a val halen but he could not sing worth shit
shes cool. i dated a chick that missed a hand like 10 years ago, she was pretty sensitive about it
That one is just way too easy.
pay my airplane ticket to the us and ill let you suck me off
a one handed girl... are you sure you arent talking about your own hand and just made up an elaborate story about it?
ba-zing
nah, havnt seen her in years. i still date my hand in a somewhat reguar basis
I bet a lot of guys date your hand.
and your mouth.
and your asshole.
i have given both of my hands they're own Myspace...
...lefty keeps saying all he wants to do is watch, though...
now what?
how much are you willing to bet
your life savings... 23 bucks?
wtf would you expect from a crackhead?... he smokes more black cocks than a burning prison
23 bucks, his wrestling tights and his fannie pack.
what happned in alabama tyrone? you just left your place?
Alabama?
im not a gringo, so i dont know all those fucking places around there. didnt you leave your home after the hurricane and that
i offered you to live in the sidewalk infront of my house, the offer still stands
are you high at this exact moment??? if so, there's a 100% chance that there is a black dude, within a 1 mile radius of your location, with a pair of empty balls
of course im high
Well that settles that.
Hahaha!
i have fuck a mental ill chick and she was hot, i wanted to have rough sex ....it didn't work out! She said no , I got angry and start to scream at her then i slapped her in the face and throw her in the bed, then she got scare! I know that know and she let me do whatever i want with her *secret* ....good times.
Plantshit, you know that's technically rape, yes?
so? I don't care
^wait a minute.. this is how you were conceived? or are you the mental chick? i dont get it..
Plantshit and Tyrone fucked and made skulk
i was the pitcher, so that makes me the non-gay one..... plant, youre a fag
You wouldn't be able to hadle the smell where Elpiss lived anyways BBBT. Most of that area is like a giant septic tank.
Plantshit you li´l ole smooth talking bastard you.
Is her name Eileen?
No,it's Peggy.
YAY!! Hanky made a funny
that makes me think of lindsay lohan in i know who killed me excuse me
that movie doesnt have enough blue...
THAT'S MAH GAL!
hahah that is one hot amputee.
she be way hotter with no legs
i bet her tits are fake too
For some reason, this made me throw up a little.
you gay or just a wimp ?
Id let her kick into my stomach and destroy the guts with that hot robot leg.
This makes me fill guilty inside, because of the thoughts I'm having about her.
Why? She wants you you to have those thoughts. This chick is dieing to get laid.
you you*