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Handicapped Honey

Just in it for the parking.

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Comments to Handicapped Honey

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2009-01-07T05:07:06Z says:

    I'd hit it.

    • fourhundredandtwenty
      fourhundredandtwenty 2009-01-07T05:12:07Z says:

      I'd totally park my dick in her ass.

    • skulk
      skulk 2009-01-07T05:26:49Z says:

      i'd park my car in her house

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2009-01-07T05:55:32Z says:

      I´d totally steal that computer

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2009-01-07T06:14:02Z says:

      I'd steal her ass and run fuck that computer..

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-07T10:12:09Z says:

      I'd break her other leg, park my house in her ass, house my dick in her computer, then steal her pegCore.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-01-07T10:32:21Z says:

      I'd pull off her leg, stick it into her ass, then steal her shoes and run away with them.

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-01-07T10:53:41Z says:

      I'd fart through her letter box then run away.

    • HarryTipper
      HarryTipper 2009-01-07T11:22:57Z says:

      I'd just steal the lamp...

    • AbrahamLincoln
      AbrahamLincoln 2009-01-07T11:59:38Z says:

      I'd re-paint that awful shade of purple in that room

    • eddhy
      eddhy 2009-01-07T12:04:32Z says:

      I'd totally steal that nosferatu teeth of hers.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-07T12:33:02Z says:

      I'd slap the lot of you for being faggots

    • kentonackson
      kentonackson 2009-01-07T13:07:47Z says:

      id watch....and get off .

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-01-07T13:13:25Z says:

      Abe, this is not the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy site

    • AnalxCunt
      AnalxCunt 2009-01-07T17:21:54Z says:

      I'd stop reading right about here

    • Jsexy
      Jsexy 2009-01-07T17:56:59Z says:

      I'd steal her cane, and her virginity

    • Spntneous
      Spntneous 2009-01-07T19:59:14Z says:

      I'd steal the Van Gogh

    • eddhy
      eddhy 2009-01-07T22:47:54Z says:

      we gotta stop stealing..

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2009-01-08T00:53:48Z says:

      I'd steal her... no, Jsexy got that. I'd take her... no, that's claimed. Well, then I'd run with... Aw, Fuck. you guys took everything. I guess I'll just watch Chris hansen embarass you fuckers when he walks into the kitchen and you're all there for a gangbang. THAT'S fuckin' Entertainment!

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2009-01-09T05:32:23Z says:

      Imagine the possibilities.

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2009-01-07T05:13:53Z says:

    get some hot pussy and some great parking. ill take it

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-07T05:29:09Z says:

      Redman-"I stay in front just like handicapped parkin."

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T05:33:19Z says:

      good old redman

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2009-01-07T14:37:08Z says:

      Ya better take her leg and hide it from her so she can't run away from you.

  • UponErebus
    UponErebus 2009-01-07T05:20:36Z says:

    nice chucks

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2009-01-07T06:14:43Z says:

    val halen wants their leg warmer back

  • elchris
    elchris 2009-01-07T06:33:02Z says:

    shes cool. i dated a chick that missed a hand like 10 years ago, she was pretty sensitive about it

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T06:37:57Z says:

      That one is just way too easy.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T06:42:05Z says:

      pay my airplane ticket to the us and ill let you suck me off

    • yak
      yak 2009-01-07T07:11:54Z says:

      a one handed girl... are you sure you arent talking about your own hand and just made up an elaborate story about it?

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-01-07T07:14:58Z says:

      ba-zing

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T07:15:02Z says:

      nah, havnt seen her in years. i still date my hand in a somewhat reguar basis

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T07:15:50Z says:

      I bet a lot of guys date your hand.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T07:16:03Z says:

      and your mouth.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T07:16:11Z says:

      and your asshole.

    • possum
      possum 2009-01-07T07:21:51Z says:

      i have given both of my hands they're own Myspace...
      ...lefty keeps saying all he wants to do is watch, though...
      now what?

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T07:22:48Z says:

      how much are you willing to bet

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T07:23:46Z says:

      your life savings... 23 bucks?

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-07T07:27:13Z says:

      wtf would you expect from a crackhead?... he smokes more black cocks than a burning prison

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2009-01-07T07:28:28Z says:

      23 bucks, his wrestling tights and his fannie pack.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T07:35:14Z says:

      what happned in alabama tyrone? you just left your place?

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-07T07:43:24Z says:

      Alabama?

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T07:48:00Z says:

      im not a gringo, so i dont know all those fucking places around there. didnt you leave your home after the hurricane and that

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T07:48:40Z says:

      i offered you to live in the sidewalk infront of my house, the offer still stands

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-07T07:56:52Z says:

      are you high at this exact moment??? if so, there's a 100% chance that there is a black dude, within a 1 mile radius of your location, with a pair of empty balls

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T08:00:07Z says:

      of course im high

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T08:04:08Z says:

      Well that settles that.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T08:04:17Z says:

      Hahaha!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2009-01-07T10:06:39Z says:

      i have fuck a mental ill chick and she was hot, i wanted to have rough sex ....it didn't work out! She said no , I got angry and start to scream at her then i slapped her in the face and throw her in the bed, then she got scare! I know that know and she let me do whatever i want with her *secret* ....good times.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-01-07T10:34:14Z says:

      Plantshit, you know that's technically rape, yes?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2009-01-07T10:39:57Z says:

      so? I don't care

    • eddhy
      eddhy 2009-01-07T10:48:48Z says:

      ^wait a minute.. this is how you were conceived? or are you the mental chick? i dont get it..

    • AnalxCunt
      AnalxCunt 2009-01-07T17:23:24Z says:

      Plantshit and Tyrone fucked and made skulk

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-07T17:49:59Z says:

      i was the pitcher, so that makes me the non-gay one..... plant, youre a fag

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2009-01-07T18:35:55Z says:

      You wouldn't be able to hadle the smell where Elpiss lived anyways BBBT. Most of that area is like a giant septic tank.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-01-07T21:07:11Z says:

      Plantshit you li´l ole smooth talking bastard you.

  • Vomitcircus
    Vomitcircus 2009-01-07T06:43:35Z says:

    Is her name Eileen?

  • magiq
    magiq 2009-01-07T07:30:36Z says:

    that makes me think of lindsay lohan in i know who killed me excuse me

    • fuckdabanhammer
      fuckdabanhammer 2009-01-07T14:16:57Z says:

      that movie doesnt have enough blue...

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2009-01-07T08:33:05Z says:

    THAT'S MAH GAL!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-01-07T08:45:11Z says:

    hahah that is one hot amputee.

  • kentonackson
    kentonackson 2009-01-07T13:09:05Z says:

    she be way hotter with no legs

  • fuckdabanhammer
    fuckdabanhammer 2009-01-07T14:17:42Z says:

    i bet her tits are fake too

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2009-01-07T14:48:57Z says:

    For some reason, this made me throw up a little.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-07T16:57:30Z says:

      you gay or just a wimp ?

  • aXx
    aXx 2009-01-08T00:04:56Z says:

    Id let her kick into my stomach and destroy the guts with that hot robot leg.

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2009-01-08T02:30:05Z says:

    This makes me fill guilty inside, because of the thoughts I'm having about her.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-08T04:47:13Z says:

      Why? She wants you you to have those thoughts. This chick is dieing to get laid.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2009-01-08T05:07:27Z says:

      you you*

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posted January 07, 2009