Handy Hand

It may be because im stoned but the diagram in the corner of the box made me piss myself

Handy Hand

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Comments to Handy Hand

PUSSYHANDS 2007-12-14T05:03:45Z says:
This what I got Hank for Christmas.
- HankChinaski 2007-12-14T05:09:31Z says:
  Too bad nobody's gonna get you anything...
  
  Maybe your dad'll get some ky.
- DickNixonJr 2007-12-14T05:13:05Z says:
  Doubtful
- Archman 2007-12-14T05:25:37Z says:
  Which one of his dads?
- PUSSYHANDS 2007-12-14T05:29:48Z says:
  HAHAH Arch.
- PUSSYHANDS 2007-12-14T05:48:09Z says:
  I got Hank the version with the extended pinky.
- HankChinaski 2007-12-14T06:16:23Z says:
  The WussyPants model just uses one finger and the thumb.
- PUSSYHANDS 2007-12-14T07:12:38Z says:
  ^They can't all be winners.
- endo 2007-12-14T07:20:17Z says:
  Well going to the original comment, i would have to say that hank would need his custom made. The hand would have to have a pencil grip.
- elchris 2007-12-14T08:36:55Z says:
  this is what i got hank for christmas... thats funny shit
- ChxMex 2007-12-14T09:42:22Z says:
  I think arch was hoping for the closed fist model with suction cup base.
- HankChinaski 2007-12-14T13:15:25Z says:
  The funny thing is that I get laid whenever I want, and with a name like PussyHands what do you suppose he's fucking?
- DickNixonJr 2007-12-14T14:52:31Z says:
  Pussyhands enjoys the andre the giant fist model.
- HankChinaski 2007-12-14T14:59:57Z says:
  He has two of them.
- PUSSYHANDS 2007-12-14T20:58:09Z says:
  *Had* two of them, you fucking stole them. I hope you at least put them through the dishwasher, Orange borrowed them for a month.
- Archman 2007-12-14T22:01:16Z says:
  ChxMex, What?
- elchris 2007-12-15T00:15:04Z says:
  HankChinaski says: admin
  The funny thing is that I get laid whenever I want, and with a name like PussyHands what do you suppose he's fucking? haahah
- ChxMex 2007-12-15T01:45:37Z says:
  Andre the Giant has a Posse.
- PUSSYHANDS 2007-12-15T03:56:51Z says:
  ChexMix has never touched anyone's privates.
- ChxMex 2007-12-15T08:35:52Z says:
  It's not my fault you don't want a reach-around.
- HankChinaski 2007-12-15T09:01:18Z says:
  No, he wants one.
- endo 2007-12-16T06:19:55Z says:
  Well, of course Hank would know how satisfying a reach around would be, his boyfriend is very polite.
- HankChinaski 2007-12-16T09:36:21Z says:
  Well, of course Bendo would know how it feels to have a baseball bat lodged in his colon, his boyfriend isn't very polite.
- endo 2007-12-16T14:30:35Z says:
  Your creativity is second to none, the way you take what i say and just switch a couple of words. How old are you again Hank? 40?
- HankChinaski 2007-12-29T14:01:16Z says:
  How young are you again Bendo, 12?
Starrsky 2007-12-14T05:06:43Z says:
is it made of cyberskin or plastic??
- Archman 2007-12-14T05:26:42Z says:
  They just cut off someones hand.
Asphalt 2007-12-14T06:05:14Z says:
Its a full sized sex toy for Thing from the Addams family
keefbox 2007-12-14T06:34:05Z says:
It appears to have different levels of settings...Slow rub or hyper-jerk??
ChxMex 2007-12-14T09:41:28Z says:
They should have made it a lefty, I've had enough right for a lifetime.
jamiee1869 2007-12-14T14:05:43Z says:
Why didn't they make it a head, with no front teeth, and pistol grip ears?
- HankChinaski 2007-12-14T14:59:34Z says:
  We've got you.
- jamiee1869 2007-12-14T20:15:45Z says:
  lol
  You couldn't get blown in a hurricane.
  You big meanie Hank, When is your gentleman day again? I'll talk to you then.
- -Morph- 2007-12-14T22:23:26Z says:
  wait so jamiee is a boy?
- jamiee1869 2007-12-14T22:27:27Z says:
  I am a girl.
- -Morph- 2007-12-15T10:35:49Z says:
  ... tits?
- jamiee1869 2007-12-15T16:39:22Z says:
  done that
- dik 2007-12-15T21:09:40Z says:
  try to keep up blonky