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Hank Is A Lonely Old Man

Will somebody be his friend before he picks that knife up & puts it to his throat!

Hank Is A Lonely Old Man

Hank Is A Lonely Old Man
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  • fastmx5
    fastmx5 2007-05-26T04:06:20Z says:

    What the fuk is this homosexual emo poetry shit?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-26T04:11:47Z says:

      Can't remember the author, but his alter ego/characters name is Hank Chinaski.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-26T04:26:28Z says:

      Charles Bukowski.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-05-26T04:31:57Z says:

      While I like Bukowski, I'm more a fan of Jack Kerouac.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-05-26T04:12:48Z says:

    Goddam, Hank, did you rape Mustang's mom or something?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-26T04:27:33Z says:

      Honestly, I don't know what that dikweed's deal is. He's fixated on me.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-05-26T04:50:05Z says:

      +1 for the use of the word "fixated", which is a tough word to use around here.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-05-26T06:28:01Z says:

      fixated

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-26T07:04:40Z says:

      Every time Archman posts a comment, a white square is "fixated" to the left of his name.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-05-26T11:19:12Z says:

      If it ain't broken, don't fixate it.

    • newYorker
      newYorker 2007-05-26T11:32:20Z says:

      i think he has a crash on you hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-26T13:56:18Z says:

      Yeah.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-05-26T16:44:30Z says:

      "crash" :)

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-05-26T23:07:10Z says:

      Super, it should be "affixed"

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-26T23:20:13Z says:

      Sorry Cptn. I was being ironic...
      Later I'll do something that's not ironic and you can compare...

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-05-26T23:25:41Z says:

      Sorry, you hank and Wanko can go back to annoying eachother. I enjoy that.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-26T23:32:13Z says:

      thanx, I'll get right on it...

    • newYorker
      newYorker 2007-05-27T01:47:39Z says:

      sorry i ment crush i was half asleep

    • digitalsinn
      digitalsinn 2007-05-27T08:53:34Z says:

      or maybe hank is just a cum guzzling ass pirate that has the mental capacity of a retarded 5th grader when it comes to ripping on people. honestly, you should just stop trying. only your mom is impressed. by my huge cock. :)

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-27T14:11:07Z says:

      DigitalSimp, you fucking spastic faggot, you have the intellectual ability of a maggot and the charisma of a tumor. Stop trying to challenge yourself by stepping up to me. You will always be one of the kids that gets picked last for the dodge ball team. Accept it, and stop acting out just because noone likes you, except for your daddy.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-27T14:42:24Z says:

      Why the random stab Digital? Not that I'm arguing.......

    • digitalsinn
      digitalsinn 2007-05-27T18:46:00Z says:

      dodgeball team? did you really just fucking say that? at least my mom wasn't gang banged by every race in the world to produce the genetic defect we lovingly know as hank cumchowski. dodgeball. boy, until you come up with better material than dodgeball (ooh, my feelings. :( ), i refuse to debase myself and "challenge" a 3rd grade simpleton. fucking dodgeball. i can't believe you actually used that as a diss.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-27T19:27:21Z says:

      DigitalGimp, I obviously struck a nerve there, simp. Don't cry too much. We can't all be popular. You were left out and it hurt. I understand. You just have to realize that you're a loser here, as well, like every other place you've been. Suck it up, as your daddy used to tell you.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-05-28T01:05:52Z says:

      Here's a word of advice, Digitalshitt; read "Call of the Wild" before you step out on this forum.

    • digitalsinn
      digitalsinn 2007-05-28T09:17:05Z says:

      you'll have to elaborate, claude, as to what jack london has to do with this conversation. and i bow down to you hank. obviously here in the infantile universe, dodgeball is some very serious shit, and i have totally been owned. you are definitely big man on campus here. so you have the crown of ruler of all that is unreal, while in life you sit at home fapping to pictures of small children in the sears catalog wishing that the pain would go away. i truly feel sorry for you. just a shame that i could buy and sell you at will.

  • zipp
    zipp 2007-05-26T04:14:24Z says:

    Charles Bukowski. Best writer you've never heard of.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-26T04:26:48Z says:

      Who hasn't heard of him?

    • fastmx5
      fastmx5 2007-05-26T04:38:11Z says:

      wow, what a pretentious comment. "He's so underground, your not allowed to read him" Drug fucked wandering homo is all he was.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-26T04:48:21Z says:

      He was an alcoholic, but drugs and homo? Where did you get that from?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-05-26T06:28:39Z says:

      He's a fucking poet.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-26T07:05:25Z says:

      'nuff said.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-05-26T15:25:23Z says:

      Sure, if by "He's" you mean "He was". Anyway, poetry is for people too lazy to read essays.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-26T15:58:45Z says:

      No, they are not, Tired Gay. But, you're too tired, so, don't worry about it.

  • drmikescott
    drmikescott 2007-05-26T04:21:48Z says:

    d. cut off a finger(s) and post the vid

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-05-26T04:28:12Z says:

    Nice post, Musty. Not my favorite of his, but still pretty cool.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-05-26T06:31:32Z says:

    Tears of the Gods.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-05-26T14:03:09Z says:

    The Blackbirds are Rough Today

    by Charles Bukowski


    lonely as a dry and used orchard
    spread over the earth
    for use and surrender.

    shot down like an ex-pug selling
    dailies on the corner.

    taken by tears like
    an aging chorus girl
    who has gotten her last check.

    a hanky is in order your lord your
    worship.

    the blackbirds are rough today
    like
    ingrown toenails
    in an overnight
    jail---
    wine wine whine,
    the blackbirds run around and
    fly around
    harping about
    Spanish melodies and bones.

    and everywhere is
    nowhere---
    the dream is as bad as
    flapjacks and flat tires:

    why do we go on
    with our minds and
    pockets full of
    dust
    like a bad boy just out of
    school---
    you tell
    me,
    you who were a hero in some
    revolution
    you who teach children
    you who drink with calmness
    you who own large homes
    and walk in gardens
    you who have killed a man and own a
    beautiful wife
    you tell me
    why I am on fire like old dry
    garbage.

    we might surely have some interesting
    correspondence.
    it will keep the mailman busy.
    and the butterflies and ants and bridges and
    cemeteries
    the rocket-makers and dogs and garage mechanics
    will still go on a
    while
    until we run out of stamps
    and/or
    ideas.

    don't be ashamed of
    anything; I guess God meant it all
    like
    locks on
    doors.

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2007-05-26T15:27:36Z says:

    I Hate Poetry
    by Paul Dallgas-Frey

    Poetry is for wimps.

    When I think of poetry,
    I think of maidens
    in gossamer gowns,
    skipping through meadows
    with baskets full of flowers.

    Can you imagine a poet
    going out for a beer with the guys
    after a hard day
    of writing poems?

    I can’t.

    Poetry is for wimps.

    It’s all about doilies
    and butterfly wings,
    or stuff so personal
    only the writer
    could possibly know
    what it’s about,
    which really
    makes me crazy.

    And half the time
    it doesn’t even rhyme anyway.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-26T15:36:07Z says:

      Twat, what is about 'gossamer gowns' in the poem above? Nothing.

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-05-26T16:52:22Z says:

      ah, someone needs a hug!!!

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-26T17:05:01Z says:

      "dik" ...by dik
      dik a shiny greasy dik
      but why for
      a dik but a dik
      but why for
      dik is it just a dik
      but is it....
      \a dik

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-26T17:07:18Z says:

      sorry hank couldn't resist ..bukowski is pretty cool

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-26T17:13:39Z says:

      “ San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. . . .
      History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

      My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights — or very early mornings — when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour wearing L. L. Bean shorts and a Butte sheepherder's jacket . . . booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling at the toll-gate, too twisted to find neutral while I fumbled for change) . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .

      There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .

      And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .

      So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
      -the good D. Hunter S. Thompson

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-26T17:17:37Z says:

      apologies about the long post

    • coconut-dundee
      coconut-dundee 2007-05-26T18:40:47Z says:

      Don't see any need to apologise.
      I guess I missed out on Bukowski and Thompson.Never been much of a poetry man myself, I like my words in the form of lyrics but it's all the same thing in the end. Someone has to record the feeling of the times for future generations.
      650 Lightning eh? Made not 15 miles from where I sit.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-05-28T03:51:17Z says:

      Save the hug for Hank, Hogmaster. Rather than getting pissy because I goofed on your bullshit poetry, try detecting the irony in the satire... A poem about hating poetry?

  • Phelsu
    Phelsu 2007-05-26T16:40:47Z says:

    who is hank ?

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2007-05-26T16:46:28Z says:

    Oh god, I think reading this shit has turned me emo.

Mustang51PNA
posted May 26, 2007