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  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2008-02-06T05:01:52Z says:

    man, i thought my dick was small

    this really puts things into perspective, my self esteem just tripled

    • ilovepants
      ilovepants 2008-02-06T05:18:49Z says:

      if your new found self-esteem is directly correlated to your dick size, than triple the size of that dick is still tiny. but i'm sure you have a great personality, guys like that

    • heatofthawolf
      heatofthawolf 2008-02-07T00:44:47Z says:

      hahaha owned

    • CheechWizard
      CheechWizard 2008-02-07T04:09:29Z says:

      KojachBaumherr, his dick is Photoshopped. Yours is really that small. So you can keep feeling shitty about yourself. Don't let this stop you.

  • ilovepants
    ilovepants 2008-02-06T05:09:27Z says:

    sweet photo of mustang!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-02-06T05:47:28Z says:

      at least he could have photoshopped hank´s head. i mean that would have been funny...

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-02-06T05:48:53Z says:

      or... probably that wouldn´t have been really funny either...

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2008-02-06T05:23:04Z says:

    In place of the reply button is the word "fuck." Wtf?

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-02-06T05:46:33Z says:

      so not only i had this "problem"...

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-02-06T06:06:27Z says:

      You noobs. It's an easy fix. Just delete your System 32 file restart and the problem is fixed.

    • Mucho_Kid
      Mucho_Kid 2008-02-06T06:14:02Z says:

      No no no, you have to delete your registry and make sure you delete all of your system restore points too, they may be infected.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-02-06T08:38:42Z says:

      admin's working on some stuff and in the process of him doing some of it, it fucks up other things inadvertently, and i'd say it's frustrating the hell out of him which is why the word fuck is there :P just go with it, it'll get sorted out

    • Bull
      Bull 2008-02-06T11:00:32Z says:

      Cool! You can toggle between "Reply" and "Fuck" by hitting Alt-F4.

    • SnizMasterJ
      SnizMasterJ 2008-02-06T11:05:27Z says:

      I wonder how many dumb fucks are going to do that.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-02-06T12:43:04Z says:

      This dumb fucker did. Thanks Bull, you cunt.

    • Hegemonic
      Hegemonic 2008-02-06T12:43:08Z says:

      dont forget to torch your hard drive also, just to get rid of those nasty resistant infections

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2008-02-06T05:26:41Z says:

    wow no wonder he's so angry

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-02-06T17:00:10Z says:

      He IS angry, isn't he?

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-02-06T05:27:27Z says:

    I had just gotten out of the pool.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-02-06T06:01:29Z says:

      "I was in the pool! I was in the pool! It was cold I tell ya!"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-02-06T07:44:47Z says:

      Hank is black.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T09:52:40Z says:

      and asian.

    • SnizMasterJ
      SnizMasterJ 2008-02-06T11:06:04Z says:

      theres shrinkage, tell her about shrinkage jerry

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T13:35:15Z says:

      haha, that episode rocked.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-02-06T05:40:14Z says:

    I thought Hank was chinese... well, Asian...

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-02-06T08:39:12Z says:

      apparently you need to go look at his passport photo he submitted a while back...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T08:54:21Z says:

      Why does everyone think I'm Asian? I can't figure it out.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-02-06T08:59:32Z says:

      there was a big discussion about that on your passport pic too

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-06T09:39:09Z says:

      This isnt Hank.... no facial hair.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-06T09:41:15Z says:

      although the cock size is probably correct.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T09:50:23Z says:

      it's because of the "China" in Chinaski, hank, isn't that obvious?

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-02-06T10:31:03Z says:

      i thought he was a downhill skier

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-06T10:43:01Z says:

      no he's an uphill barrow boy

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T14:19:14Z says:

      No, Vic, it's not obvious. It's ridiculous. Chinese names look nothing Chinaski, but Polish names do.

      I don't want to believe that people are that stupid.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T14:26:41Z says:

      it's obvious because many noobs have said that that was the reason.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T14:37:14Z says:

      Then people are truly dumb.

      Here are some common Polish names and some common Chinese names. Let's compare, shall we?

      Cài 蔡
      Chén 陳
      Gāo 高
      Guō 郭
      Hé 何
      Hú 胡
      Huáng 黃
      Lǐ 李
      Lín 林
      Liú 劉
      Mǎ 馬
      Sūn 孫
      Wáng 王
      Wú 吳
      Xú 徐
      Yáng 楊
      Zhāng 張
      Zhào 趙
      Zhōu 周
      Zhū 朱

      Nowak
      Kowalski
      Wiśniewski
      Dąbrowski
      Lewandowski
      Wójcik
      Kamiński
      Kowalczyk
      Zieliński
      Szymański
      Woźniak
      Kozłowski
      Jankowski
      Wojciechowski
      Kwiatkowski
      Kaczmarek
      Mazur
      Krawczyk
      Piotrowski
      Grabowski

    • ohh_fuck
      ohh_fuck 2008-02-06T14:46:27Z says:

      sounds like a bunch of jews

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T14:55:48Z says:

      Those names got fucked up somehow. The point being that Chinese names are always one syllable, Chen, Wen, Ping, Hong, whatever, and lots of Polish names end with -ski.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T15:18:14Z says:

      i don't think they meant that they thought "chinaski" sounded like a chinese name, but that the "china" part subconsciously made them think you're asian?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T15:33:18Z says:

      So, if my name was Canadavich, they'd think I was from Canada?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T15:45:32Z says:

      most likely, yeah.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-06T18:23:04Z says:

      i wasn't familiar with bukowski's stuff. i figures you were a chinese skier

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T18:43:15Z says:

      The sad thing is you are probably being serious.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-02-06T19:03:51Z says:

      Besides Chinaski being a totally Polish name, I think it's the fact that you live in Japan that makes people think you're... Chinese.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-02-06T19:07:55Z says:

      You don't want to believe people are that stupid but unfortunately they are.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-02-06T19:11:27Z says:

      The Chinese names came out correctly now. Site is going mad.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-02-06T19:49:28Z says:

      i object to mazur being a common polish name since it was the last name of my very ukrainian grandparents :P

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-06T19:59:29Z says:

      i wish my name was wang wang

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-02-06T21:09:53Z says:

      Well, tried to reply, nothing happened. Try it again, sorry Hank, I got the impression you were from Japan and knew Japanese stuff. Now I know, I don't know what your upbringing is but whatever, live and learn...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T21:12:45Z says:

      there's no reason why it couldn't also be a polish name, deja?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-02-06T21:39:03Z says:

      it's got too decent a vowel to consonant ratio to be polish :P GOD :P and it sticks out like a sore thumb in that list too... not ending in a ski or czyk. honestly though, i didn't know it was a polish last name as well

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-07T00:16:28Z says:

      Hank's a chink.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-02-07T01:08:07Z says:

      and you're a racist moron

    • CheechWizard
      CheechWizard 2008-02-07T04:11:31Z says:

      Hank is insaneski.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-07T07:23:16Z says:

      That list of Polish names was really long and not listed in any order. I just cut off the top 20.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-02-06T05:43:47Z says:

    wtf? that guy isnt asain

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T09:49:41Z says:

      neither is he an ethiopian jew..

    • Hegemonic
      Hegemonic 2008-02-06T12:41:56Z says:

      nor is he a member of the sweedish bikini ski team, for that matter

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-02-06T05:44:38Z says:

    why can´t i reply and instead of the reply button someone wrote fuck. what a fucking joke.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-02-06T05:45:33Z says:

      hey. i refresh the site and suddenly the reply buttons are back. fucking stange!

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-02-06T06:05:00Z says:

      Yeah, we know.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-02-06T08:39:31Z says:

      see my response further up the page

  • hizzahouzah
    hizzahouzah 2008-02-06T05:53:03Z says:

    That dude's got a huge clit!

  • NiggaNiggaNigga
    NiggaNiggaNigga 2008-02-06T06:21:40Z says:

    wow that nigga's is rollin on G's son.

  • hankrecess
    hankrecess 2008-02-06T06:31:08Z says:

    real?

    • SnizMasterJ
      SnizMasterJ 2008-02-06T11:07:03Z says:

      can't be. Atleast for that guys sake.

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-02-06T07:41:13Z says:

    thats cute

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-02-06T09:40:35Z says:

    I fucking hope that im not going to be on here all day again , i only switched my pc on so i could read some emails.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-02-06T10:31:59Z says:

      see you in about 6 hours then

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-06T10:47:23Z says:

      aaaww fuck !! its gonna be another long day.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-02-06T12:44:26Z says:

      you still here Fries?

  • SnizMasterJ
    SnizMasterJ 2008-02-06T11:07:39Z says:

    I meter peter.

    • SnizMasterJ
      SnizMasterJ 2008-02-06T11:09:35Z says:

      I mean millimeter.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-02-06T11:12:17Z says:

    i hope thats not real cause id feel really bad for him and anyone who sees this and recognizes him.

  • Catch-22
    Catch-22 2008-02-06T13:23:08Z says:

    This must be the wet willy world champion.

  • dik
    dik 2008-02-06T15:37:32Z says:

    this guy is hung

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T15:46:17Z says:

      ..like a seahorse

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T15:46:58Z says:

      ...like a gerbil.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-06T18:24:36Z says:

      stan's is bigger

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-02-06T15:50:32Z says:

    Damn, the commenting is fucked up tonight. I can see new comments in the recent comment section for several minutes before turn up in the actual thread.

    Makes it hard to reply.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T16:03:16Z says:

      yep, i have the same problem. i keep getting older versions, when i refresh the pages..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T17:33:07Z says:

      Me, too. This shit SUCKS!!!!!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-06T18:58:50Z says:

      Seems like it might be fixed now. 4:01 Japan time.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-02-06T20:19:01Z says:

      One of the servers is out of sync and admin will fix it when he wakes up.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-02-06T20:37:41Z says:

      other than i learned he's actually at the dr's. he's got a list of the things that are happening waiting for him when he gets back.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-06T21:13:53Z says:

      make sure the gimp gets proper spanking for not doing his work!

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-02-06T22:31:37Z says:

    NEVER...insult a gay witch doctor.

    • CheechWizard
      CheechWizard 2008-02-07T04:12:41Z says:

      In the witch doctor world, its called the Beetlejuice Dick curse.

  • SnizMasterJ
    SnizMasterJ 2008-02-08T09:04:08Z says:

    I would totally nickname this guy Noodles

Mustang51PNA
posted February 06, 2008

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