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What Hank was busy doing during his Mini Mucho Vacation. PICKLE SURPRISE!

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Comments to Hanky Surprise!

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-06-20T04:02:21Z says:

    Fascinating.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-20T05:22:13Z says:

      happy times for an attentionwhore

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T08:13:23Z says:

      Yes, I'm sure VicSinWhunu is thrilled.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-06-20T10:23:19Z says:

      i don't get it

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2008-06-20T12:22:02Z says:

      It looks like the magician thing from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2008-06-21T00:02:42Z says:

      who is the twinkie on the bottom?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-21T02:24:01Z says:

      Your mama.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-06-21T02:32:57Z says:

      soooooo why were you on jerry???

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-21T02:41:17Z says:

      I was having an affair with my wife's bed-ridden grandmother.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-06-21T03:33:42Z says:

      ...i cant tell if youre joking or not

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-21T07:39:48Z says:

      He's not

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-06-20T04:03:54Z says:

    This thing is a photoshop masterpiece. The skill it took to pull this off is awe inspiring.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-20T04:05:30Z says:

      Do I detect just a tiny hint of sarcasm here?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T08:18:32Z says:

      I just don't get it. Makes zero sense to me.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-06-20T10:59:26Z says:

      'Pickle Surprise' was a rather gay video from a few days back.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T12:21:39Z says:

      That must have been when I was on lockdown.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-20T17:15:18Z says:

      In solitary

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-06-20T17:31:07Z says:

      now if Hank had Myspace he could have still chatted with us

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T17:32:57Z says:

      Myspace is for gays. Except dik.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T17:34:09Z says:

      I've got ms messenger. Why aren't you on my list Fries? Very suspicious.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-06-20T17:50:31Z says:

      dunno , i seem to remember you give it out on here or was that your phone number.... either way i just thought you was messing about.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T18:01:33Z says:

      You thought wrong.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-06-20T20:23:28Z says:

      Yeah, fries, why aren't you on there?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-06-20T20:41:24Z says:

      i got MSN , is that the same ?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-06-20T20:44:41Z says:

      Yes, tell us what it is?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-06-20T21:42:10Z says:

      this better be safe..... idgill@hotmail.com

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-20T22:13:50Z says:

      Spam, spam, spam, spam
      Spam, spam, spam, spam

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-20T22:33:28Z says:

      Spam... The OTHER Non-meat

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-20T23:14:19Z says:

      Oh God, here we go again...

      Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
      Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

      Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
      Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
      Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
      Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

      Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
      Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
      Lovely Spaaam!

      Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-06-21T03:41:01Z says:

      and a side order of spam .

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-21T06:55:53Z says:

      Please tell me you guys don't actually eat that shit.

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-21T07:08:30Z says:

      I don't NOW, but when I was a child, we used to eat it fried... EWWWW

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-06-21T07:28:03Z says:

      Spam, Pink and it oval. Spam you can buy it the Mobile. Spam its made in Chernobyl SPAM!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-21T07:59:05Z says:

      Spam is of a much higher quality than your comments.

    • yak
      yak 2008-06-21T23:15:57Z says:

      ^ says the person who hasn't had a worthwhile comment in about 5 months.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-21T23:40:46Z says:

      I make worthwhile comments every day. Really, what is up your ass?

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T04:20:48Z says:

    Hank, you look like an elven gayish Spock in this one.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T04:28:07Z says:

      And the guy below me looks like a pirate with those gigantic hoop earrings and that parrot on his shoulder.

    • yak
      yak 2008-06-20T04:31:02Z says:

      james, hes the bottom one...
      i know i was fooled for a bit too..

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T04:51:53Z says:

      Thanks for the clarifications..

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-20T17:15:36Z says:

      Yo ho ho and rottle of bum

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T17:34:52Z says:

      AaRrrrggghhhh!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-21T06:56:28Z says:

      Avast ye

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-06-20T04:25:30Z says:

    which one is hank i cant see the difference

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T04:27:02Z says:

      Take off your bear skull helmet. It blocks your vision.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-20T04:51:50Z says:

      how do you live with yourself? Seriously! You are tragical and lonely, its so sad.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T04:54:52Z says:

      Who are you to talk, dumbshit? From what I can tell you are a greasy non-working Bicho wannabe.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-20T05:03:36Z says:

      Im plantshit and I dont need a job because I hunt and have a garden. The little money i earn each month for selling stuffs is enough to buy the electricty and internet. Im a girls dream.

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-06-20T05:12:12Z says:

      if by girl you mean bigfoot and if by dream you mean shit

    • Signs
      Signs 2008-06-20T09:44:41Z says:

      swedish girls tend to avoid guys like planshit.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-06-20T10:24:35Z says:

      plantshit the dreamboat!

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-20T14:47:32Z says:

      what you're describing is a bum plantshit

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T14:51:57Z says:

      greasy bum.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T14:56:48Z says:

      Ok. I'm gonna be totally honest.

      I think Antshit's lifestyle (if he's telling the truth) is pretty fucking cool. I would love to live out in the woods, hunt, fish, garden, have nature all around you, but still be connected by phone, satellite and internet.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-20T15:00:45Z says:

      not me i need lots of money...you can buy nature and get it delivered

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T15:01:42Z says:

      Hank wants the bubble.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T15:01:52Z says:

      Hank needs the bubble.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-06-20T15:04:41Z says:

      actually thats what I want later in life. Except somewhere in wyoming or colorado. Have my log cabin w/ electricity and internet. Chop wood, eat deer, and play the fuck out of COD4. Now that would be the life.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T15:09:18Z says:

      Besides the COD4, it sounds good.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-20T17:17:52Z says:

      a small house on the water..enough money ...that's all i really want...and cable

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-20T17:28:53Z says:

      internet?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T17:35:29Z says:

      Pizza delivery?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-20T17:38:09Z says:

      beer delivery?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T17:43:10Z says:

      Clean underwear delivery?

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-20T17:43:56Z says:

      Escort delivery?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-06-20T17:59:13Z says:

      oh yes hello....you offering??? :P

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T18:02:42Z says:

      Fuck off out of my thread Worst-Cunt=Loser.

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-20T18:09:21Z says:

      Hahahaha... Um NO. Just figured after awhile of fapping in the woods alone they may need some company... at which point they would require the Escort service...

      In all fairness Hank... It was Planty's thread... *cringes*

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-06-20T18:15:40Z says:

      hank....talk your shit to others...before i make you piss your pants again...

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-06-20T20:25:58Z says:

      Do it. Rip him a new one again.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-20T21:37:19Z says:

      A house in the wilderness doesnt cost much then u usually get more then a house like land an a couple of smaller buildnings. Most houses got telephone so u can have atleast 0.5mbit intenet and satellite is no problem. There is actually pizza and if u want to buy alcohole u have to go and order it from the supermarket because in sweden the goverment has monopoly on liquor beverages. I have tv with satellite box so i can watch most channels like discovery, mtv and animal planet. Then when living in the wilderness u get a welfar called like Country Welfar. A house around my area cost all from 30,000 to 150,000$ to largest one are usually like 3-5 building so if u want to start a pig farm or have horses its good to have a stable building. If u want to party and see people its just take a ride a couple of hours to closest town and party.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-20T21:38:23Z says:

      masturbate in the woods is 100times better then in front of the computer

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-20T21:42:52Z says:

      Fucking hell.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-06-21T00:44:48Z says:

      Do you really have to eat fucking crow meat sandwiches though?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-21T00:52:13Z says:

      You'd need a few crows to make a decent sandwich.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-06-21T01:10:10Z says:

      I agree with the masterbate in the woods thing.

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-21T01:24:02Z says:

      Wear DEET... LOTS and LOTS of Deet...

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-06-21T01:26:05Z says:

      Just don't get any on your hands. :(

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-21T01:31:00Z says:

      That would defeat the purpose Apathy... ticks on your stuff, can't possibly be a good thing... :(

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-06-21T01:34:14Z says:

      Yeah, They act as speedbumps.

    • yak
      yak 2008-06-21T02:07:41Z says:

      i could go for a crow sandwich right now...

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-21T02:25:19Z says:

      I try to "eat crow" as little as possible, but I'm rarely wrong anyway, so... :P

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-21T02:44:21Z says:

      I'd like to wrong you.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-06-21T02:49:42Z says:

      ive just got sorta back from some alcohol ketamine bizarre dimention and i get back to crow sandwiches, i know im in the right place

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-21T02:55:15Z says:

      Welcome back.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-21T23:10:46Z says:

      i dont eat crow

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-21T23:18:20Z says:

      if u have muskat in your area, u should try to catch one , the meat is tasteful.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-21T23:44:53Z says:

      then stfu up about the crow sandwiches, my crows are my angels

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-21T23:57:08Z says:

      But Planty... I thought you were part of the whole meat as meat movement?? (or whatever the fuck the saying is...)

    • yak
      yak 2008-06-22T00:07:44Z says:

      in michigan they have a few restaurants that serve muskrat (i've never personally had it), i heard it was a bit fatty and kind of like duck tho?
      in new orleans they have nutria, which is "kind of" like a giant rat/beaver mixed, supposedly it is kind of like muskrat, although i've never had that either... when i've been in new orleans i couldn't find a decent looking place that served it ;)

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-22T01:35:53Z says:

      People eat pigeon, so why not crows?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-22T12:45:14Z says:

      why go to a restuarant when u can catch one yourself. You need to take summer vacation and catch animal Yak, it will make good for you.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-22T19:03:09Z says:

      They actually advise people in NY not to teat any type of wild bird beacuse of eastern equine encephalitis. I had gator once when I was in FL-its actually pretty good when its fried.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-22T19:03:33Z says:

      I said teat lol. I meant eat.

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-22T19:09:48Z says:

      Freudian slip Mako?? ;)

  • SgtVishus
    SgtVishus 2008-06-20T04:33:59Z says:

    That's the evil guy straight from FLESH GORDON

    • yak
      yak 2008-06-20T04:41:13Z says:

      wang? his name was wang wasn't it?

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-20T12:02:37Z says:

      ya it was wang, i remember that movie

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-21T07:00:10Z says:

      "Hey Wang, I think this place is restricted, so don't tell em you're Jewish. Okay? Fine."

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-22T19:05:40Z says:

      And I think the guy's name was Ming.

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-22T19:10:38Z says:

      That was in Flash Gordon. It's Wang on Flesh Gordon... :P

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-06-20T04:47:53Z says:

    The bottom photo looks like a stamp, the top... I don't wanna go there...

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-06-20T04:52:22Z says:

    hank got tiny girl lips hahaha

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-20T05:05:34Z says:

      looks like hank has looking to a telescope and someone have kick it and his eyes have gone in 1inch into his head and all black around his eyes. HAHAHA fuckin dork. probebly his parents tried to kill him because he was such an attention whore and talk ant-politics in his little Corn-country home.

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-06-20T05:13:39Z says:

      good conversation with yourself

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T08:16:39Z says:

      Nobody else will talk to him.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-06-20T10:58:28Z says:

      except you

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T12:22:27Z says:

      Don't make an exception of me.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-06-20T05:45:04Z says:

    looks like that guy from Little Monsters

    • yak
      yak 2008-06-20T05:48:51Z says:

      fred savaga?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-06-20T05:56:43Z says:

      Howie Mandel, I think.

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-06-20T07:10:20Z says:

      his name was maurice in the movie. the blue guy, right?

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-06-20T20:05:01Z says:

      yeah, thats it maurice....

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-06-20T20:27:12Z says:

      I loved that movie as a kid. I wanted to make a huge flashlight/gun that would kill monsters.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-21T02:27:09Z says:

      You misspelled fleshlight.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-21T07:01:26Z says:

      LOL

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-06-20T07:04:24Z says:

    the similarities are creepy

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T08:17:18Z says:

      What similarities?

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-06-20T08:20:46Z says:

      They both look gay?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T08:30:06Z says:

      Hmmmmm....maybe that's it. No, no, that's not it.

      Maybe it's because they both have pointy ears and three pronged cocks.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-20T12:06:31Z says:

      don,t forget the goaty

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T17:08:00Z says:

      or the goatsy.

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-06-20T08:28:57Z says:

    fucking stupid,

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-06-20T10:54:12Z says:

    Hahahahaha nice one VicSin

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2008-06-20T14:26:45Z says:

    DON'T GET CHINA HANK ANGRY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY.

    lies of course, hank is always like-able.

  • dik
    dik 2008-06-20T14:33:13Z says:

    not funny in any way

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T14:39:04Z says:

      Isn't my half at least a little funny? Just imagine the mouth is moving making some good jokes.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T14:52:53Z says:

      The stripes across your face make you look like a prisoner.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T14:53:13Z says:

      dik IM'd me and said to type that.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-20T15:03:48Z says:

      jamie im'd me and told me to im kirk and tell him to say that

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-20T15:04:30Z says:

      so blame her...sorry jamie they dragged it outa me

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T15:11:17Z says:

      I knew it! She's always selling Hank out.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T15:12:37Z says:

      Damn, what a bitch.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T15:16:15Z says:

      dik, you need to straighten that little vixen out.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-20T17:22:22Z says:

      see what you did jamie?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-20T17:28:29Z says:

      How could you Jamie!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-20T17:43:47Z says:

      Well done, jamiee!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-20T17:43:56Z says:

      ^creep.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-06-20T20:28:43Z says:

      I just rolled over and told jamiee to tell dik to tell Kirk to say that.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-06-20T20:43:00Z says:

      I hate all you fucking bitches, except, oh who am I kidding

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-06-20T21:36:06Z says:

      Hey! Jamiee loves the Captain.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-06-20T23:17:27Z says:

      Ya

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-20T23:19:08Z says:

      ...

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-06-21T00:17:39Z says:

      You too Fugs

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-21T00:48:05Z says:

      <insecure :s

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-21T07:03:00Z says:

      Oh I see how it is

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-21T07:41:55Z says:

      Mr Fugs the cyberstalker

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-22T01:34:54Z says:

      :]

  • cutter
    cutter 2008-06-20T16:35:41Z says:

    ...a fuckin' passport photo?...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T16:38:18Z says:

      Do you have a question?

  • cutter
    cutter 2008-06-20T16:48:56Z says:

    ...SpankChinaforme;be honest,if not for me,for yourself.You physically get off knowing that someone will post something albeit degrading or humorous towards you that gives you the feeling of Godliness that makes you succumb to the desire to self pleasure yourself because no one makes you truly feel the way you do about yourself other than you,correct?...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T16:55:37Z says:

      Sounds too gay for me.

    • cutter
      cutter 2008-06-20T16:59:00Z says:

      ...maybe you just stomp through your living room like Godzirra then?...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T17:09:00Z says:

      I do that almost every day, mucho or no mucho.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-06-20T17:14:51Z says:

      Up from the depths
      30 stories high...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-20T17:28:23Z says:

      That's my morning wood.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-21T07:03:40Z says:

      Go go Godzilla

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-06-21T02:00:48Z says:

    ....turning out to be one hell of a bitch fight.

  • AquaLunaTik
    AquaLunaTik 2008-06-21T02:41:03Z says:

    That is a creepy looking bastard , the top picture is is fairly disgusting too.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-06-21T02:45:10Z says:

      Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-06-21T02:59:53Z says:

      hahah chinaski

VicSin
posted June 20, 2008

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