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Hanky Surprise!What Hank was busy doing during his Mini Mucho Vacation. PICKLE SURPRISE!
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Comments to Hanky Surprise!
Fascinating.
happy times for an attentionwhore
Yes, I'm sure VicSinWhunu is thrilled.
i don't get it
It looks like the magician thing from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
who is the twinkie on the bottom?
Your mama.
soooooo why were you on jerry???
I was having an affair with my wife's bed-ridden grandmother.
...i cant tell if youre joking or not
He's not
This thing is a photoshop masterpiece. The skill it took to pull this off is awe inspiring.
Do I detect just a tiny hint of sarcasm here?
I just don't get it. Makes zero sense to me.
'Pickle Surprise' was a rather gay video from a few days back.
That must have been when I was on lockdown.
In solitary
now if Hank had Myspace he could have still chatted with us
Myspace is for gays. Except dik.
I've got ms messenger. Why aren't you on my list Fries? Very suspicious.
dunno , i seem to remember you give it out on here or was that your phone number.... either way i just thought you was messing about.
You thought wrong.
Yeah, fries, why aren't you on there?
i got MSN , is that the same ?
Yes, tell us what it is?
this better be safe..... idgill@hotmail.com
Spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam... The OTHER Non-meat
Oh God, here we go again...
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!
Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!
and a side order of spam .
Please tell me you guys don't actually eat that shit.
I don't NOW, but when I was a child, we used to eat it fried... EWWWW
Spam, Pink and it oval. Spam you can buy it the Mobile. Spam its made in Chernobyl SPAM!
Spam is of a much higher quality than your comments.
^ says the person who hasn't had a worthwhile comment in about 5 months.
I make worthwhile comments every day. Really, what is up your ass?
Hank, you look like an elven gayish Spock in this one.
And the guy below me looks like a pirate with those gigantic hoop earrings and that parrot on his shoulder.
james, hes the bottom one...
i know i was fooled for a bit too..
Thanks for the clarifications..
Yo ho ho and rottle of bum
AaRrrrggghhhh!
Avast ye
which one is hank i cant see the difference
Take off your bear skull helmet. It blocks your vision.
how do you live with yourself? Seriously! You are tragical and lonely, its so sad.
Who are you to talk, dumbshit? From what I can tell you are a greasy non-working Bicho wannabe.
Im plantshit and I dont need a job because I hunt and have a garden. The little money i earn each month for selling stuffs is enough to buy the electricty and internet. Im a girls dream.
if by girl you mean bigfoot and if by dream you mean shit
swedish girls tend to avoid guys like planshit.
plantshit the dreamboat!
what you're describing is a bum plantshit
greasy bum.
Ok. I'm gonna be totally honest.
I think Antshit's lifestyle (if he's telling the truth) is pretty fucking cool. I would love to live out in the woods, hunt, fish, garden, have nature all around you, but still be connected by phone, satellite and internet.
not me i need lots of money...you can buy nature and get it delivered
Hank wants the bubble.
Hank needs the bubble.
actually thats what I want later in life. Except somewhere in wyoming or colorado. Have my log cabin w/ electricity and internet. Chop wood, eat deer, and play the fuck out of COD4. Now that would be the life.
Besides the COD4, it sounds good.
a small house on the water..enough money ...that's all i really want...and cable
internet?
Pizza delivery?
beer delivery?
Clean underwear delivery?
Escort delivery?
oh yes hello....you offering??? :P
Fuck off out of my thread Worst-Cunt=Loser.
Hahahaha... Um NO. Just figured after awhile of fapping in the woods alone they may need some company... at which point they would require the Escort service...
In all fairness Hank... It was Planty's thread... *cringes*
hank....talk your shit to others...before i make you piss your pants again...
Do it. Rip him a new one again.
A house in the wilderness doesnt cost much then u usually get more then a house like land an a couple of smaller buildnings. Most houses got telephone so u can have atleast 0.5mbit intenet and satellite is no problem. There is actually pizza and if u want to buy alcohole u have to go and order it from the supermarket because in sweden the goverment has monopoly on liquor beverages. I have tv with satellite box so i can watch most channels like discovery, mtv and animal planet. Then when living in the wilderness u get a welfar called like Country Welfar. A house around my area cost all from 30,000 to 150,000$ to largest one are usually like 3-5 building so if u want to start a pig farm or have horses its good to have a stable building. If u want to party and see people its just take a ride a couple of hours to closest town and party.
masturbate in the woods is 100times better then in front of the computer
Fucking hell.
Do you really have to eat fucking crow meat sandwiches though?
You'd need a few crows to make a decent sandwich.
I agree with the masterbate in the woods thing.
Wear DEET... LOTS and LOTS of Deet...
Just don't get any on your hands. :(
That would defeat the purpose Apathy... ticks on your stuff, can't possibly be a good thing... :(
Yeah, They act as speedbumps.
i could go for a crow sandwich right now...
I try to "eat crow" as little as possible, but I'm rarely wrong anyway, so... :P
I'd like to wrong you.
ive just got sorta back from some alcohol ketamine bizarre dimention and i get back to crow sandwiches, i know im in the right place
Welcome back.
i dont eat crow
if u have muskat in your area, u should try to catch one , the meat is tasteful.
then stfu up about the crow sandwiches, my crows are my angels
But Planty... I thought you were part of the whole meat as meat movement?? (or whatever the fuck the saying is...)
in michigan they have a few restaurants that serve muskrat (i've never personally had it), i heard it was a bit fatty and kind of like duck tho?
in new orleans they have nutria, which is "kind of" like a giant rat/beaver mixed, supposedly it is kind of like muskrat, although i've never had that either... when i've been in new orleans i couldn't find a decent looking place that served it ;)
People eat pigeon, so why not crows?
why go to a restuarant when u can catch one yourself. You need to take summer vacation and catch animal Yak, it will make good for you.
They actually advise people in NY not to teat any type of wild bird beacuse of eastern equine encephalitis. I had gator once when I was in FL-its actually pretty good when its fried.
I said teat lol. I meant eat.
Freudian slip Mako?? ;)
That's the evil guy straight from FLESH GORDON
wang? his name was wang wasn't it?
ya it was wang, i remember that movie
"Hey Wang, I think this place is restricted, so don't tell em you're Jewish. Okay? Fine."
And I think the guy's name was Ming.
That was in Flash Gordon. It's Wang on Flesh Gordon... :P
The bottom photo looks like a stamp, the top... I don't wanna go there...
oh i think you do
hank got tiny girl lips hahaha
looks like hank has looking to a telescope and someone have kick it and his eyes have gone in 1inch into his head and all black around his eyes. HAHAHA fuckin dork. probebly his parents tried to kill him because he was such an attention whore and talk ant-politics in his little Corn-country home.
good conversation with yourself
Nobody else will talk to him.
except you
Don't make an exception of me.
looks like that guy from Little Monsters
fred savaga?
Howie Mandel, I think.
his name was maurice in the movie. the blue guy, right?
yeah, thats it maurice....
I loved that movie as a kid. I wanted to make a huge flashlight/gun that would kill monsters.
You misspelled fleshlight.
LOL
the similarities are creepy
What similarities?
They both look gay?
Hmmmmm....maybe that's it. No, no, that's not it.
Maybe it's because they both have pointy ears and three pronged cocks.
don,t forget the goaty
or the goatsy.
fucking stupid,
Hahahahaha nice one VicSin
Are you joking?
DON'T GET CHINA HANK ANGRY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY.
lies of course, hank is always like-able.
Awwww, thanks.
not funny in any way
Isn't my half at least a little funny? Just imagine the mouth is moving making some good jokes.
The stripes across your face make you look like a prisoner.
dik IM'd me and said to type that.
jamie im'd me and told me to im kirk and tell him to say that
so blame her...sorry jamie they dragged it outa me
I knew it! She's always selling Hank out.
Damn, what a bitch.
dik, you need to straighten that little vixen out.
see what you did jamie?
How could you Jamie!
Well done, jamiee!
^creep.
I just rolled over and told jamiee to tell dik to tell Kirk to say that.
I hate all you fucking bitches, except, oh who am I kidding
Hey! Jamiee loves the Captain.
Ya
...
You too Fugs
<insecure :s
Oh I see how it is
Mr Fugs the cyberstalker
:]
...a fuckin' passport photo?...
Do you have a question?
...SpankChinaforme;be honest,if not for me,for yourself.You physically get off knowing that someone will post something albeit degrading or humorous towards you that gives you the feeling of Godliness that makes you succumb to the desire to self pleasure yourself because no one makes you truly feel the way you do about yourself other than you,correct?...
Sounds too gay for me.
...maybe you just stomp through your living room like Godzirra then?...
I do that almost every day, mucho or no mucho.
Up from the depths
30 stories high...
That's my morning wood.
Go go Godzilla