Happy Birthday to me...
got 14 stitches, lost 1.5 quarts of blood.
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What did you do with the blood?
Could you... send it? Please?
Hahaha!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday .. ahh fuck it I'm tired.
well it rained the other day, so just wait a day or two.
You finally got jumped to the MaraSalvatrucha gang he?
they took his lunch money
maracacatrucha
^cocknballamuncha
I see what you did there
Funny one steve.
LA MARA!
I do it for my hommies essay
la cucharacha!
you look like you probably deserved it
They almost always do.
they certainly do don't they.. haha
I've driven through the city of Gilroy, what a fucken shithole of a town..
well its not like garlic is a major export of our country.
i'd check it out...always wanted to try the ice cream at the festival
dont. it's fucking gross.
The Asperagus Festival is better. Deep fried Asperagus....
mmmm...spargal flamkoekken
^thats secret gay language
^how do you know? unless...
^your dad teaches the class at the ymca
Oooops.
A little improvement...but it still needs some work.
Did you at least get a hand job?
Rapists are usually easier on you when you don't fight back. Life lesson learned.
so did it hurt?
When I fell from heaven?
No, I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
heaven needs to get a better grip when he fucks you in the ass
Wow, I sure am going to need some aloe for that wicked burn, I tell you that much.
heaven gave you rug burn on your knees too? dayuum
heaven told me you let him fist you.
He said you begged for it.
that was oranje
He told me you were blowing another dude at the time but I didn't realize he meant Oranje.
that was cruelella
You were blowing Cruel?
that would be the day
wait so you blew the day?
Blew the day on his knees, at that
I'd be more impressed if you got 1.5 stitches and lost 14 quarts of blood...
yeah would have sucked if i had an erection and cut my dick.
haha yeah that would have sucked
are those the meth sores people talk about?
meth mites
That happened to me on my birthday once. I was about 13 and was riding my bike without a helmet down a rocky hill. I fell and cut my head on some rocks. Didn't lose as much blood though.
The whole "I lost X amount of blood thing is bullshit. There is no absolute way to figure it out. They always give you spectrum and people choose the worst when they tell the story.
when i got attacked by lions on my way home from work, i only bled into a metered bucket
I once got attacked by grizzly bears in the school corridors, tore my arms and arse and everything so I went to the nurses office and got a plaster and went back to class good as new.
no actually they said anywhere between 1-2 qts. would you like me to explain what i was told what happened?
How does your asshole feel?
No one gives a fuck.
whatever you say there tater tot.
You saw what I said, bitch boy.
Bitch boy.. Wow..
keefbox wow fucking bitch boy's bitch boy faggot
Oh, keef, Irealize the mention of Snaps got your testosterone going but maybe you should just slink off for a minute.
As if "tater tot" was such an ego crusher that i needed to pull out the big guns anyway.
Maybe you and gilroy can team up form a posse and step up and get served together. It would really be more time efficient for me.
Fuck 1rush1! You really are a fucken asshole on here. Keep up the good work.
Just reminded me of what the Indians on the rez used to say...
And I would have been interested in Snappers maybe 10 years ago when she was fresh...
Anbd I don't even know why your trying to get started with me CumCrave.. You know you have zero chance...
You keep rish's balls polished to a chrome don't ya?
heeeeeeey keef.... yak let you off the leash again?
long time no see buddy
Oh Heeeeeeey Tyrizzle!!
The leash is short, 5 posts per day max...
good for you, buddy
keefbox fortelling his fate^^
lol
I guess he was raped.
You might want to check SendMoreCops' comment, Adieu.
what happened?
He got skull fucked,you can see the hole they stitch together.
Hows that full frontal lobotomy treating you? Did they let you keep the little piece they cut out?
i act like jack nicholson in "One flew over the cuckoos nest."
none of you cunts remembered my birthday
because you are gay
And because no one really cares.
Only the people buried in your back yard cemetery cares about your birthday crypt keeper.
Holy shit, bitcho made a funny!
I bet skulk did that with his handbag.
did you notice this kid didnt bother to describe how he got hurt, and nobody asked either
i was just glad to see him hurt
So what? Cruex loses 1.5 quarts of blood every 28 days.
I'm pretty sure he has more than one a month, due to his constant bitch-fits.