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Not pictured: White sedan, inches away from impact.
Not pictured: me fappin right next to it
Not pictured: me about to kick you into aforementioned sedan.
I'm glad all these things were, in fact, not pictured.
Not pictured: MassFag getting beat for fucking things up.
Not pictured: Iamgod, Hoopyfrood, and I kicking skulk while he is faping to the happy bug into the previously mentioned white sedan while MassAttack is fucking skulk in the ass (correction is that skulk is'nt faping, massattack is giving a reach around) and therefore relinquishing your (as well as me) morose state that MassAttack imposed.
this is how happy i am
You seem to be a pretty happy guy, all in all.
i laugh sometimes all day..at home at work..i'm lucky
Sometimes I laugh at you all day.
i think about you when i go to the bathroom
Don't tell me that.
Im laughing right now
Dik works??
#1 or #2 Asphalt?
#3
funny funny funny...looking at how happy this praying mantis is....i'd say he just got laid and the female didnt bite his head off:D it makes me happy
his head reminds me of kermit the frog.
Reminds me of Hiro, from Heroes.
what the fuck is on his back??
wings
really? under the wings, it looks like a fucking eyeball.
Yeah, some species have evolved those spots to scare away predators.
Fascinating. I also read somewhere that some species' comments have evolved to contain wit and humor.
I evolved a 5th middle finger with which I also plan to flip you off
You have 5 middle fingers?
Wait, to have 5 middle fingers you have to have 4 to begin with. You have 4 middle fingers?
and no, toes =/= fingers.
He has 5, not 4. Try to keep up.
8 now, you prick
His wife tried to eat him after sex, but he got away.
something i am sure you are quite used to.
No, usually I am devoured then rise again the next morning, phoenix-like, from the ashes of my marital bed... just in time to go to work.
no hank, you just need a piss.
That goes without saying.
I had a pet mantis, he ated my neighbors pet moth. He got put down :(
Put down your pants, maybe.
I wasn't even that lucky
Ah, look who's here
I'm not here, shit. I'm going to stop in more often, maybe.
where you been padawan?
Work, sleep, repeat.
Decided to actually get on mucho instead of waste away in front of the TV.
DAMN YOU NETFLIX!
How many hours do you work? You sound like an old man. What are you like 20? It should go more like work, drink, fuck girlfriend, sleep, wake up, masturbate, shower, eat, work, drink, fuck girlfriend, etc...
Wait, by put down do you mean put under a falling cinder block or do they go through the arduous process of actually injecting it.
He euthanized it with Raid
he dissapeared when someone posted the hat scam, some bitch he is stealing that "original" idea from.
Yeah, he has probably been hiding out from the feds after swindling millions with the infamous "hat scam". lol
its called having dignity, something you know nothing about little man.
Someone claimed to have come up with it first?
HOLY SHIT!
Like I give a fuck, the wrold revolves around getting a patent, or intellectual property protection.
Than you proceed to sue the fuck out of third world asians who try to make a little money and live for trying to copy my product.
Someone who likes to smoke crack and hang out with junkies preaching about dignity. Hilarious.
'cause she likes invertebrates.
Hell, she's had crabs for years.
This guy has got mad kung fu skills.
this would terrify stan
Yes, Praying Mantis style would surely overpower him.
Dik is always trying to steal my peaches.
Get outta my yard!
Damn monkeys.
I wish i had monkeys that attacked my yard. I could tame them and raise my own money army. MWAHAHA!
OH FUCKS *monkey army
but you'd have to pay them. incidentally i was playing with some wild monkeys yesterday.
Didn't know you had kids.
i haven't, but ironically i was playing with three kids and some monkeys. - i think i should stop right there..
Please do.
No, the feds are going to need more than that to take you in. Please, continue...
it also involved two german sisters (over 18)
i dint know dik was a monkey, i mean he kind of looks like one in his pictures, but... Cool! I'm learning all sorts of neat things about the members today!
I've never seen one do that before.
he just watched Karate Kid...hope he doesnt watch part 2
"incest"? wut?
i hate insects
i used to do so too. i just dont give a fuck anymore. lots of mosquitos, flys, roaches, spiders you name it in my house
i hate some of them but there pressence doesnt concearn me. I like spiders they are cute, its autumn now and most of the insect are gone but they spiders are still here, they are very cool . I have been collecting lots of shrooms now when its awesome autumn , to bad there´s no magic shrooms to pick up . I have missed the dark nights, its really great .
damn some magic shrooms would be great. ive got to travel far to get them. been drinking and smoking pot all day in the forest up the mountain by some cool river, good times
there are many exotic butterflys and that up there, always see some. went into the gringos ebay and noticed those dumbasses pay some good bucks for em dead. though id might get on that
i have been thinking to start grow my own weed in a large greenhouse, just over the summmer. Then grow plants that only gives a good yield, only grow on the summer then sell the shit and earn lots of money and save some weed for personal use.
You two should just go ahead and meet up, fuck, and hopefully overdose.
get a butterfly net and cath them, its always worth trying. Maybe you get lots of buyer then you catch more of them an earn alot of extra money. I did this with crow feathers on hats and stuff and people like it. Cant say i earn alot on it but its gives some money extra. I hope i will have a breakthrough with something soon, some idea or anything so i get lots of money and can buy a very very large area of wood and get lots of horses and stuffs.
it would be stupid not to grow weed. there would be no way in hell i wouldnt grow and sell weed if i lived in norway. im actually gonna start growing some plants my self byu the end of this week, some awesome seeds i got from amsterdam
huh...let me think here...huh...well no...i just dont know what to say planty...sorry
gonna be great to have some good weed for a change
I hope you get caught and get to visit that nice prison they have in Caracas.
Actually, I don't wish that on anyone, not even you.
I do hope you overdose though.
thanks, the thought does terrify me. ive visited the place, its called "la planta" and "el rodeo" badass
feminized seeds, what sucks is that ill have to have them with artificial lighting. the tropic sun would make some amazing powerful plants but my front yard is visible to everyone in the street cant have them there. i will have to waste money on light tubes and that stuff
There is a BBC show called Locked up Abroad and they told a story about two English kids that got caught smuggling and spent 5 years there. Made it through and then got on a work release program and snuck out of the country. It was very interesting.
ive watched the show, but they have only showed gringo faggot assed prisons
think it was on national geographic though
only problem with drugs is to get them sold and not busted, especially in sweden where many people are against drugs.
most of the people that are against drugs are so stupid they support monarchy and that kindof retarded shit.
can´t you grow them in the forest? the place in the mountation maybe?
I can only grow on the summer in a green house but the benefits is that no one is around here so i wouldnt get busted. Its a bigger risk to sell it if you dont find big buyers.
if you grow good weed there will always be costumers. the forest is so dense its almost impossible to find a place where they can get 12 hours of direct light... other people go there too
close to water can be an options where the vegetation is hard, maybe u need to use a macheta. What do you get for the weed(gram) if you sell where u live?
i would never sell this weed. its for me. its more valuable than what anyone could pay
this quality c an go for 15-20 euros a gram, its very rare here
Keeping the good stuff for yourself =)
i cant remember how its like to be high anymore it was such a long time since i was high on weed. Anyway selling drugs is very risky and its easy to get busted.
Our "gringo faggot assed prisons" would eat you alive. They would pass you around like a dirty magazine.
gotta know who to sell, keep exclusive costumers. you fuck up when you start selling to anyone. ive always liked the idea of trafficking coke. the money is too easy man
You should give it a shot.
i will
ive sent weed to friends in norway... no problems
with a card in an envelope
I bet you would be good at smuggling coke in your rectal cavity. I mean, you have had so much practice shoving cocks and dildos up there, I bet you could get a kilo or eight in there comfortably.
even if you sell to exclusive customers that you trust they can get busted and they cantell the cops who they got it from.
these jokes were funny at first, you just look stupid now
These aren't jokes. You are a junkie faggot and I'm sure you've had your ass stretched so many times you'd make a good smuggler. Nothing funny about that.
i dont think sending weed in a envelope from venzuela is such a good idea. I think the custody has good check on things from south america.
1rish1 if you hate elchris why do you write to him and always about gaysex,putting things into the ass and things like that. Im sure you are gay, are you?
hahaha burn
well, cocaine is lot more expensive since chavez got in power. people who used to bribe them selves out cant do it anymore due to raises and promotions in good drug busts. sucks for us decent drug users
the cocaine and heroin gets a lot less pure too. these laws just fuck us up
Plantard, I never said I hated elpiss. As for the referals to anal insertion, he was the one that brought up smuggling and it is only natural for me to assume that he would do it that way. He has admitted on numerous occasions to having sex with men for drug money. Don't blame me because your only friend here is a junkie faggot.
someone brings up drugtrafficking and you think of anal insertions? tsk tsk
hey plantshit, irish seems to be such a dumbass he might traffic work as a mule for us
as dumb as he is he wouldnt even know it
decent drug users are not very common, many people doesnt work very well with drugs. Its very hard to find pure stuffs and good dealers with many drugs to choose from. Its always about the money
i can imagine the drama, you and me siting in the shadow drinking and taking drugs outside a liquor store and 1rish1 running on the highway trying to stop cars to get them to buy drugs.
the only thing i want from people that use drugs is that they buy em from me
1rish1: the only things you say is something related to gay. Just shut your mouth please!
people in general.. please die. i want to smoke drugs in peace
masturbate in public, etc
its better to have decent customers then some scum like 1rish1 for customer
its fun to rip a fool like him off with some wheat... or oregano if its weed
1 part drug 9 part sugar , then say its hard to get pure stuffs, im sorry random quality.
hahah. im sure he would even claim its good quality
Thats funny that your idea of living the high life is hanging out outside a liquor store.
I would never be dumb enough to buy drugs off of two retards like yourselves.
hanging outside of liqour stores is a hobby of mine
yeah, you probably shouldnt id mug you
That is the funniest thing you have ever said.
Lets review, I spend quite a bit of my time in the gym sparring with healthy people. You spend the vast majority of your time doing drugs, blowing guys at the bus station, and getting roughed up by your johns. You really think you could mug me? Hahaha!
id laugh myu ass of when im driving away with your car, your drugs, your money and your woman. heh, like if a loser like you would have one
Hahaha. Stop, my sides are splitting. Hahaha!
i wouldnt sell drugs to a bum looking queer like 1rish1 , it would hurt my image as a exclusive dealer.
ugly fags need drugs too man.
i have a self confidence i dont need to train to get healthy to have one like queer you. I would still beat you down in a second and you would beg me to not beat you again.
You sure do.
yeah but 1rish1 can just pay with sex and his mother jewerly
its good that you accept that you´re a failure and that im always going to be better then you.
Exclusive dealer? This from the guy who claims to sell crow feather hats to tourists. Who the fuck would you sell to exclusively? you don't know anyone.
irish might be better than drumrave or those stupid blobs. who cares? you ask me and let him fail in peace. after i mug the fucktard
i earn alot on my hobby, i fuck your sister, she´s so tight and she always suck my veiny cock when i ask her.
I know you are high a lot, but thats not my sister, its a goat.
I would love to see you try to mug anyone.
gringos find that funny?