Other than the fact that this was like watching regular porn through a pair of coke bottle-bottom glasses, isn't there a saying something like, "Every time a midget gets a blowjob, a lesbian screams in the dark"?
"My name is Gary Foster,
world's greatest midget tosser!
I had a girl, that's how I lost her,
flying through the air like a flying saucer, ooohh yeeeaaaahhhh"
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Other than the fact that this was like watching regular porn through a pair of coke bottle-bottom glasses, isn't there a saying something like, "Every time a midget gets a blowjob, a lesbian screams in the dark"?
I think the saying goes
every time a midget get a blowjob an angel gats it's wings
or "gets" however you sober assholes want to spell it
...sober?
s o b e r thats how you spell it right?
sorbert?
no no it's "Everytime a midget gets a blowjob..an angel clips its wings" that's one deformed guy right there, but he's normal where it counts
No, no. What is this "sober" that you speak of?
They're just messing with you. It's rebos spelled backwards. Get it.
Ahh, now I completely understand.
No its "every time an Angel Gets a blow job a Midget hangs himself"
freaky, that guy's belly...KUATO LIVES!
LOL
Craig, strat the reactor...
classy man!
Scrub that - Craig START the reactor!
open your mind...
Shut your mouth...
and surprisingly endowed
his arms are HUGE!
Well, he can't afford a hooker every month.
id fuck him
Tell us something we don't know.
i like turtles
Nice
Party means sex?
God Damnit! People need to be told these things.
id fuck a midgert i dont give a shit girl or guy i'd fuck one just to say i did it that little fucker was hung too so rock on with his bad self
At 1:47 did he say I love you?
And she wasn't a bad looking whore either.
seriously i wanted him to fuck her.
Using the crutches
SI
"crack is a powerful drug"
fifty bucks please
It just further proves that having a mustache gets you anywhere in life.
point taken
haaa that was great .... he looks like my aunt bonnie>.>
brrrr, there are some nasty almost-human-looking things out there.
yeah, your mom being one of them.
Now toss him!
"My name is Gary Foster,
world's greatest midget tosser!
I had a girl, that's how I lost her,
flying through the air like a flying saucer, ooohh yeeeaaaahhhh"
That midget has the creepiest looking torso I have ever seen.
Parasitic twin midget?
i agree smerf, this was really hard to fap too.
but in all seriousness i accidentally came by this while manhandling myself.. :'(
I dont know which is more disturbing; the bizzare, misshapen body or the fact that his dick is bigger than mine!
im sure if you were 4' tall you dick would look enormous,
Erm, well, er, yes...
I'll bet her mantra was "Brad Pitt..Brad Pitt..Brad Pitt..."
Fuck off, that's my mantra!
He looked like The Thing from John Carpenter. They should put a prosthetic side head on him and put him in a porn called The Thing Rages.
Its Mini-Lemmy!
And yes, proof that either there is no god, or that god is one mean sumbitch.
i submitted a funny pic of lemmy recently but i guess it wasn't up to mucho standards
i have no idea who lemmy is and why he's significant, so i didn't post it cause it wasn't anything special
Deja, I'm stunned, Lemmy is one of the long standing Gods of heavy rock. The front man of Motorhead, and a jolly nice fellow he is too.
Lemmy? Not significant? Ever heard Ace Of Spades?
^that song is awesome. someone should post a short clip(no pun intended to the midget) of Ace of spades.
jabba the hutts little brother?
lmfao, if he was just a tad bit uglier he could be the hunchback midget from the movie 300.
even that guy from dethklok gets some!