I would have said happy birthday to you yesterday, but it was Henry Rollins' birthday, and he is a hundred times less gay than you and your hats. No offense though, fag hat making attention whore :)
Some people wont buy them (you for instance) some will.
For those of you who wont, I have to warn you, the lead thread in the hats will prevent your brain from turning to mush when WWIII comes about.
DNJ brand Hats, keeping your brain cancer free since 2006
if you can make me a tin foil sailor hat with lead lining, and a mucho logo with an armless baby saying "I love you this much" for less than 33 dollars, Im in.
Here are a few points to meditate upon tonight as you lay on your back while some overweight, foul-smelling imbecile rams his half-erect and discolored penis in and out of your vagina, gasping and groaning and shivering while beads of fetid sweat drip from his man-breasts onto your young body.
1) Life is essentially meaningless
2) All comfort is fleeting and will eventually give way to crushing existential agony and mortal terror
3) Your current good looks will only serve to get you fucked by increasingly older and more disgusting men until you finally become a drunken louse stuck to the plastic of your rented couch in a trailer somewhere between San Antonio and Seguin.
And last but not least
4) Yeah, the guy fucking you just ejaculated inside of you.
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more importantly, be careful what you stick in your dick
Another good bit of advice really.
I like how you correctly punctuated fuck you, btw Jr...Fuck you too. Happy
That's crazy
Shoulda signed it "whunu"
I would say fuck whunu, but I dont know who that is.
Then don't start.
I was there, so in short, FUCK YOU WHUNU!
Oh yeah, Death Shake
I would have said happy birthday to you yesterday, but it was Henry Rollins' birthday, and he is a hundred times less gay than you and your hats. No offense though, fag hat making attention whore :)
Love you too fuckjob :)
did I mention your gay hats? Oh nevermind!!!!!
Some people wont buy them (you for instance) some will.
For those of you who wont, I have to warn you, the lead thread in the hats will prevent your brain from turning to mush when WWIII comes about.
DNJ brand Hats, keeping your brain cancer free since 2006
if you can make me a tin foil sailor hat with lead lining, and a mucho logo with an armless baby saying "I love you this much" for less than 33 dollars, Im in.
^less than 10 and I am in
^but please dont include your E.D. or your lice please...<cleans the hat with bleach and MANYYY disinfectants> thanks so much for the produc!!!
DNJ do you make them with mercury like the good old days? hear it causes psychosis.
if so, ill give ya tri fiddy?
The eyes are made of depleted uranium
i maybe alone on this day but i am open to offers.
Pull up a chair.
Here are a few points to meditate upon tonight as you lay on your back while some overweight, foul-smelling imbecile rams his half-erect and discolored penis in and out of your vagina, gasping and groaning and shivering while beads of fetid sweat drip from his man-breasts onto your young body.
1) Life is essentially meaningless
2) All comfort is fleeting and will eventually give way to crushing existential agony and mortal terror
3) Your current good looks will only serve to get you fucked by increasingly older and more disgusting men until you finally become a drunken louse stuck to the plastic of your rented couch in a trailer somewhere between San Antonio and Seguin.
And last but not least
4) Yeah, the guy fucking you just ejaculated inside of you.
you speak for yourself loser
you speak as though there are many women within these halls...
Sounds like fun.
SP has a very negative outlook on life.
#2 is false so long as you have the right pills
I didn't care to read that.
Keep your insult attempts short and sweet.
Fuck you dickbreath.
Fuck this sappy holiday.
you wanna?
yay! thanks for the ecard!!