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Harumi Nemoto: another reason why I have an Oriental 'preference'...

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Harumi Nemoto: another reason why I have an Oriental 'preference'...

Harumi Nemoto: another reason why I have an Oriental 'preference'...
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  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2007-11-06T05:17:46Z says:

    Was there a joke up in the description or something?

    • georgeorg
      georgeorg 2007-11-06T05:41:55Z says:

      Ya.. he wants you to pay attn to his username.. like anyone cares.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T14:29:44Z says:

      George, you fuck - i'm not drawing attention TO my username but, in fact the opposite. Too many people on here think they're clever by making the reference/link mentioned above. Oops, forgot to put 'Eh at end - hope it still makes sense...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-06T15:32:27Z says:

      Now Im even more confused...

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T15:59:33Z says:

      ^Sorry, I was implying he's Canadian.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T16:03:56Z says:

      BTW I like Canadians; here's my favourite joke about them:

      Q. How do you get 100 Canadians to leave a swimming pool?



      A. Announce, "Please leave the pool"

      Simple, but classic.

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T16:45:03Z says:

      ? is that a generic joke? because it doesn't make sense to me

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T16:46:04Z says:

      also mr. ed this "woman" could easily be a "dude" eh

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T16:47:40Z says:

      talking horse bitch

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T16:53:47Z says:

      ^LOL! Damn you dik - seems pointless now, but here goes:

      **siren** 'Well done, you have won the Obvious Joke prize!'

      Yup, she could easily be a dude, but isn't - Google her for swimming costume pics & biography.

      And the genius of the joke is that it's an anti-punchline...not funny at all...unless you know that Canadian's are v.polite and obedient people...! =D

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T17:07:55Z says:

      o i misread it.....still not laughing but i get it now

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-06T18:32:47Z says:

      Every time Ed speaks I find myself more at odds with logic

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2007-11-07T03:36:40Z says:

      Someone unplug his guy's keyboard. He is digging his grave deeper every reply.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-11-07T04:14:59Z says:

      swimming costume? Who the fuck is this guy?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-07T04:48:40Z says:

      He's a little pussbag nobody.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-11-08T00:35:45Z says:

      Who?

    • RectalCavity
      RectalCavity 2007-11-08T01:38:52Z says:

      i know the first thing i masturbate to is chicks biographies.

  • EyePepper77
    EyePepper77 2007-11-06T05:25:40Z says:

    Chicken flied lice.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-11-06T05:45:10Z says:

    This is what happens when you feed them corn instead of rice.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-06T07:21:58Z says:

      They lose that southeast Asian sense of decency and aversion to public exposure and start walking around in swimsuits that are too small?

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2007-11-06T13:20:00Z says:

      last night i had a dream that Hank was the mayor of a town and his avatar appeared in all the local papers. I took photos to prove it on muchosucko, but they didn't come out because it was a dream

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-11-06T13:58:20Z says:

      I had a dream about hank last night too.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-06T15:35:36Z says:

      'cept that wasn't really a dream wanko

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-11-06T16:06:09Z says:

      you mean that's what happens when you introduce them to silicone.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T16:34:16Z says:

      These look pretty natural to me.

      And Asphalt, Japan isn't in SE Asia.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T16:46:37Z says:

      Yup, she's one of the famous Japanese glamour/swim-suit models with HUGE natural breasts.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-06T18:39:57Z says:

      I suppose your right Hank, this coloring book map is terrible!

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-11-06T20:03:45Z says:

      well then I retract my previous statement and replace it with those are nice taa-taa's

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-06T21:45:14Z says:

      yes, they are. nice taa-taa's

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-06T21:45:49Z says:

      anyone up for a sharking?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-11-07T03:02:50Z says:

      "I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-11-06T05:58:40Z says:

    damn near perfection...

    i just need to see her ass/hips and her feet and i can see if she is indeed a 10

    • EyePepper77
      EyePepper77 2007-11-06T06:14:29Z says:

      You might accidentally see what her Johnson looks like. Something has got to be amiss here.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T14:32:38Z says:

      Morph: thought you might appreciate this too :P
      And Pepper, you are wise to assume somethin's wrong, but she does actually have limbs below her torso...and no penis. Praise the Lord!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T16:35:33Z says:

      I see better looking chicks than this every single day. She isn't anything special.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T16:44:47Z says:

      ^Jealousy aside, i'll admit she's not the most beautiful women in Japan by a long-shot, but her figure is outstanding!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T16:57:18Z says:

      I don't go for super big tits. Even just normally big tits almost never look good once you've taken them out of the bra. It's a big let down when you meet some young cute chick with big tits showing lots of cleavage and then later she lays back on your bed and they slide off to either side of her body. :( Big, floppy, soft titties are nasty.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T17:03:01Z says:

      ^True...and they feel like cellulite to squeeze :s
      Just a shame that I can't help but be turned on by big tits, and turned off by flat chests...

      Tits are womanly - a slim girl with no tits looks like a boy...!

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T17:09:10Z says:

      have you met smerf?

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T17:15:26Z says:

      ^I don't go for gingers...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T17:22:18Z says:

      A hairy muff is womanly too, but everybody wants their pussy to look like a 10 year old's, these days. I don't really get. A little trimming is nice, but people these days actually complain about a pussy with hair on it. What the fuck is wrong with people.

      I think my ideal comes from looking at Playboy magazines a lot when I was a kid. A nice trim triangle. It's perfect.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T17:23:30Z says:

      Ginger minge makes ya cringe?

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T17:29:26Z says:

      I'm a 100% with ya Mr.Ski - a bald pussy looks pre-prepubescent. Perfect for all the paedophiles out there tho I guess...

      I too grew up looking at Playboys (ie. stealing from my bro), and do love a nice grade-2 triangle. Took my a long time of being subtle/polite but now my g/f shaves her's thusly :)

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T17:29:54Z says:

      *my -> me

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T17:39:09Z says:

      My girlfriend has a massive bush. It's like the fucking Amazon jungle down there. I don't care enough to bother her about it.

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T17:43:05Z says:

      ya i like your girlfriend's bush too hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T17:46:09Z says:

      Just because you're Mr. Sled, doesn't make me Mr. Ski.

      p.s. dik told me your girl has genital warts like an olympic slalom course, and the Jamaican bobsled team was lining up for another run in your chute. (Sorry dik, I had to tell him.)

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T17:47:53Z says:

      It's a potentially v.embarrassing issue to raise (for her!). Just be subtle: show her some porn with a bird with a perfect bush, and comment 'Wow, now that's my idea of a perfect bush' - won't be awkward at all... ;p

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T17:49:04Z says:

      Well, you've got to like someone else's girlfriend's bush, I guess.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T17:51:26Z says:

      Mr. Tread, did you miss the part where I said I don't really give a fuck?

      Jeez, what is with this fucking stupid advice, Dr. Ruth?

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T17:53:21Z says:

      hahaha mr. ed is giving hank advice concerning his woman's nasty parts...
      I can't help picturing a talking horse

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T17:54:16Z says:

      Does the idea of sharing a mountain with me make you uncomfortable Hank...?

      BTW I thought you were trying to avoid a fight - not be the catalyst for 1!?

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T18:00:16Z says:

      I thought it was common knowledge that that horses are THE experts on genital grooming...

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T18:01:11Z says:

      Yup, I thought you were just being polite - my bad Hank.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T18:04:24Z says:

      When did I ever say I was trying to avoid a fight? Don't flatter yourself Tread. You couldn't handle me on your best day.

      You are better off keeping your lame ass advice to yourself. I guess you don't realize just how ridiculous you sound. "That's my idea of a perfect bush." Omg. And you're serious when you say it. Jesus, shut up. I don't need anyone advice from when it comes to women.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T18:05:15Z says:

      ^any advice from you

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T18:07:17Z says:

      You can take 1 'that' away from my post above...doh!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T18:11:56Z says:

      What would ever make you think I might need some advice from you?

      Believe me Ned, if I needed some advice I wouldn't ask you. You come off as more than a little bit of a pussy.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T18:18:14Z says:

      There's no need to be such an asshole about it Hank - it wasn't sincere advice, and not humiliating either. Jeez!

      Well it's been fun, but i've got a 'date' with my PS3 & PES'08.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T18:20:16Z says:

      You want some advice from me?

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2007-11-06T18:21:33Z says:

      I think Ted likes horses a little too much.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T18:26:05Z says:

      Go on Hank - i'm sure it's LOL funny.

      And Mr.Gonnorrhea: again, v.clever - well done.

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T18:30:34Z says:

      Suck Level Orange Mr. Ed......Orange

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T18:36:40Z says:

      ^Yeah - he's taking his time...I guess it's another big speech.

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T18:59:31Z says:

      I wish i could think of somethng a talking horse would say if he was a douchebag

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-06T21:39:28Z says:

      ^I'll ignore that dik, cos i'm grateful for the 'heads up' on Hank.

      So Hank, that advice is taking some time huh...?! Perhaps it's cos you were too busy HACKING my computer - ASSHOLE!

      This is bull-shit - hackers are parasites, scum, losers, thieves! And it's the 2nd time since I joined MS!!!

      This shit should not happen!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-06T22:43:54Z says:

      hank is a notorious hacker, he even hacked the frontpage banner once! o_0

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-07T00:27:27Z says:

      I just asked the question and then went back to bed.

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2007-11-07T02:11:45Z says:

      Because I would totally keep going to a place thats hacked me twice </sarcasm>.

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2007-11-07T03:39:12Z says:

      It's time to ban Hank again. Deja? Yak?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-11-07T03:51:46Z says:

      Shut the fuck up, you have an equally gay name as zxkdfuckingidiot

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-11-07T03:51:56Z says:

      Shut the fuck up, you have an equally gay name as zxkdfuckingidiot

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-11-07T04:07:12Z says:

      ^^ dik....suck level orange...kudos

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-11-07T05:32:19Z says:

      The only reason you don't like my name is because you can't suck a zxcv, but you like to suck a... well you get the point.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-11-07T05:41:53Z says:

      I dislike your name because I bet you smacked your keyboard with one of your saggy man tits to get it.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-11-07T08:40:05Z says:

      Your'e such an artsy fag. You probably have a poster that says "I voted for Reagan."

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-08T09:30:34Z says:

      lol dick!

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-09T00:53:25Z says:

      OK, so the 'official' line is that Hank didn't actually hack the banner...but then you probably already know that.

      And dik, I just Googled 'Suck Level Orange'...yup, definitely pwned ::shame:: I'll pick another time and place to return your recent hostility.

      BTW Turns out the BBC iPlayer is a peer-2-peer client - it saturates your bandwidth even when closed! Piece of shit isn't even configurable (ie. max up/down-load settings) - I don't trust anything that sneeky...just gotta watch Top Gear when it's broadcast live. Can just kill following processes tho: KHost.exe & KService.exe

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-09T01:03:05Z says:

      googled it?? I made it up

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-09T01:32:16Z says:

      1st result of 'Suck Level Orange' is an article about a guy being killed after fucking a horse. So it was either a co-incedence that made you look v.smart (which you've just undone!), a private joke on MS, or really were doing research about guys fucking horses...!

      Which is it old man?

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-09T01:41:02Z says:

      there were no actual matches to suck level orange dumass...It's a simple joke that only a talking horse would have to google

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-09T01:54:04Z says:

      Single-quotation marks yield what I said above fuck-nut; double-quotation marks, amusingly, results in your last 'Suck level orange' quote on MS - LOL!
      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/battle_bots-34903

      Clearly it was just a co-incedence, and maybe you did come up with said phrase...but I know it'll piss you off if I claim you are not capable of anything original.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-11-06T06:54:02Z says:

    She's got a bit of a cross-eyed look to her, but pretty hot otherwise.

  • instakitty
    instakitty 2007-11-06T07:01:59Z says:

    uhhh.....
    DEN-TIST?

    • instakitty
      instakitty 2007-11-06T07:03:21Z says:

      actually
      ORTHO-DONTIST?

    • element
      element 2007-11-07T03:32:31Z says:

      OR-THO-DON-TIST
      But pretty close for a second grader!

    • instakitty
      instakitty 2007-11-07T06:20:07Z says:

      im sorry i didnt know i was supposed to clap it out. my bad, douche bag. hahah like a rap, like a rap! :D

  • dasrocky
    dasrocky 2007-11-06T07:34:02Z says:

    nice eyes <- ->

  • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
    SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-11-06T08:19:42Z says:

    Twenty bucks says she enjoys shitting in other female's mouths too.

  • redsun0032
    redsun0032 2007-11-06T09:23:17Z says:

    Hank?!?!?!?!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-11-06T16:33:34Z says:

      Yes?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-06T16:35:57Z says:

      What?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-06T21:50:13Z says:

      who?

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2007-11-07T03:39:42Z says:

      Who's on first.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-07T04:11:50Z says:

      Your mama.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-07T13:50:11Z says:

      so, who's on next?

    • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
      SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-11-08T04:28:04Z says:

      Fuck first, who's on third? O.o GOTTA PROTECT THE HOME STRETCH!

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-11-06T13:13:16Z says:

    Why do they bother putting eye and hair color on Japanese driver's licenses?

    • Kartofel
      Kartofel 2007-11-06T13:20:32Z says:

      Because they are some differences. Blue, green, purple, platine blonde, silver grey...

    • Kartofel
      Kartofel 2007-11-06T13:20:54Z says:

      *there*

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-06T15:36:44Z says:

      Lies^

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-06T16:48:29Z says:

      yep lies

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-07T02:24:32Z says:

      the cake is a lie!

    • Kartofel
      Kartofel 2007-11-07T03:46:54Z says:

      there lies the only...

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-11-06T15:12:59Z says:

    damn why is the background blurry ? I swear i can see a monkey in thoose trees and that white spot is probebly a big panda bear.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-06T15:38:18Z says:

      I do believe I see Godzilla back in the trees

    • Ancoron
      Ancoron 2007-11-06T15:56:58Z says:

      quite a proof that you are gay when you see anything else on this photo than a gorgeous asian slut with big melons.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-11-06T17:11:46Z says:

      with a little bit of imagination i can see lots of stuffs, i have never denied im not gay so stfu.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-06T21:56:15Z says:

      another one for the quotebook^

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-07T01:27:12Z says:

      Shut up Ancolon, I studied them long and hard before viewing the rest of the pic

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-07T02:25:03Z says:

      haha

    • Camo1725
      Camo1725 2007-11-08T03:19:29Z says:

      'never denied im not' thats a fun one to unravel

  • Delilah
    Delilah 2007-11-06T21:14:12Z says:

    oriental women are pretty, but finding good looking men is harder.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-11-06T21:57:40Z says:

    she has nice boobs, but her face really isn't that special.. there are way hotter japanese chicks than that.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-11-07T08:01:25Z says:

      She has a face? I wasn't looking.

  • whunu
    whunu 2007-11-07T08:12:48Z says:

    Oh Hank give me a break.You are so ass-sucking here........Hmmm........I wonder who are you?Only the stupid young fucks fall for your crap.Hey dickwad They always fal for your shit.You get to say what you want and you combat all mucho users and nver suffer re-precussions?Hmmmmmm How many more of you underage and of age users are dumb-fucks and do not realize who the the fuck this peice of shit is or might be?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-07T13:51:35Z says:

      i know who you are. "boohoo, i'm never coming back here! i might.. i might take my blog OFF!"

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-11-07T19:05:24Z says:

      Bwaaaah, Hank's back on mucho, and he's picking on some noobs. I can't stand it any more! Bwaaaah sob, sob *bottom lip quivers*
      Get a life yourself, whunu, instead of wondering who Hank is, or who he might be. Have you ever made a comment that wasn't a moan? You must be a really happy person.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-11-08T04:47:54Z says:

      Who am I?

      That's a really good question.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-11-09T01:12:25Z says:

      I'm ashamed to say that i'm actually quite intrigued...and have thought about it too much. Here are my theories [inflates ego]:

      a) Hank really is just an asshole/bully with a massive ego, sharp wit and way too much time on his hands.

      b) Hank is actually an employee of Mucho; perhaps even Yak's alter-ego - an outlet for all his frustrations...? Or maybe even just some entertainment for all the other MS'? Notice that Hank will express opinions but never ally for long...how can you be the ultimate asshole if you have friends...?

      I'm leaning to the latter Jekyll/Hyde theory owing to his name-sake's web-site:
      http://www.hankchinaski.com/

  • whunu
    whunu 2007-11-13T08:27:31Z says:

    Well I wanted to state this however,I thought I would ride the tide.But yes hank is yak.If you denie fine,I could remotly be wrong...if so the hank is an ass suckink,but fucking,asslicking...what ever you want me to writ Yak kind of guy...........How long did you think the young fucks would fall for this?

  • whunu
    whunu 2007-11-13T08:30:06Z says:

    So I guesse I should say Yak suck my COCK like a vacume

MrEd
posted November 06, 2007
by MrEd

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