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I'll have to get a taller ladder for that one.
^Comedy gold. Genius recognizes genius. You are all fools.
if that thing decided to be a carnivore the lady would be fucked.
holy shit i thought it was a dude at first
Would ya look at the rib eyes on that one!
*the sound of methane being produced*
You'd be bad ass riding that through town.
I think I'll stick with my bulldozer.
Fine, but don't be upset when I get all the chicks.
Chicks dig the rumble of a bulldozer. Better than a Harley.
holy fuck thats a big ass cow
If that was Michael J. Fox, that wouldn't look like such a tall cow.
Where were you going with that?
If that was your Mom, .....
fail
Michael J. nothing... Danny Devito only comes up to the cow's knees.
haha, well, I was thinking this guy looked a tiny bit like Michael J. Fox, that's all... Danny Devito would be a cow patty compared to this cow...
man thats not a guy
Put your glasses on, Wario, it could save you a whole lot of trouble.
I said a tiny bit, I was just thinking if it WAS MJ Fox...
It looks more like Bruce Jenner to me.
hahahaha
yep, he does...
Thats a hell of a Holstein.
Hi mom.
I wanna see where the baconator comes from now.
baconator...*drool*
psh burger kings trippple stacker beats wendys tripple. but wendsy is cheaper and their chicken is better.
but BK wins at fries.
still the best fries and burgers are at private owned trucker party resturants
Turning tricks at the truck stop must have some real perks, eh Plantshit?
ready for the grinder!
is that what you call your penis now?
yes the poor thing has suffer enough because the thousand of girls i have had sex with. Its ready to retire.....joking i will not grind it, it can manage a couple of thousand more girls.
Planty, masturbation is still masturbation regardless of who you've got on your screen whilst doing it.
Plantshit gets way more girls than you, Para.
Paper and silicon don't count planty.
now that's bull.
she's standing on the wrong side if the tipping commences.
She should know better than that. ALWAYS tip 'em down hill.
unless you want to be the special sauce under those all beef patties
Uhhh, Holy cow!
Claude's on speaker phone.
yep, I can see him, guess I don't need glasses after all...
Elephant CockSurprise!!
Overkill - Totally unnecessary Its like a giant Action Man gun.
Just....wow.*blank stare*
baring one's heartit's almost hear-trending to see that the baby's heart is actually heart-shap...
It's that transvestite dwarf againNow dressed up as Amy Winehouse this time
Big Clit or Really Small Dick?You decide.
Cow drinks its on milk.
Have It Your WayMooo
Heads or Tails...Chicks dig guys with tails.
Resisting the obvious titleAnother random pic. Again just one I like, not one I get off to.
German DairyOctoberfest
Big Mamma Playa 4 SkinPlaya 4 Skins Mamma
Pop Your TopNASCAR
Shay the scary troll womanThis woman is the scariest we've had posted, which is saying a lot. But then,...
2 nosesgirl with 2 noses... she must go through twice as much kleenex ;)
Octobaby!It must be the water.
Comments to Have a Cow, Man!
I'll have to get a taller ladder for that one.
^Comedy gold. Genius recognizes genius. You are all fools.
if that thing decided to be a carnivore the lady would be fucked.
holy shit i thought it was a dude at first
Would ya look at the rib eyes on that one!
*the sound of methane being produced*
You'd be bad ass riding that through town.
I think I'll stick with my bulldozer.
Fine, but don't be upset when I get all the chicks.
Chicks dig the rumble of a bulldozer.
Better than a Harley.
holy fuck thats a big ass cow
If that was Michael J. Fox, that wouldn't look like such a tall cow.
Where were you going with that?
If that was your Mom, .....
fail
Michael J. nothing... Danny Devito only comes up to the cow's knees.
haha, well, I was thinking this guy looked a tiny bit like Michael J. Fox, that's all... Danny Devito would be a cow patty compared to this cow...
man thats not a guy
Put your glasses on, Wario, it could save you a whole lot of trouble.
I said a tiny bit, I was just thinking if it WAS MJ Fox...
It looks more like Bruce Jenner to me.
hahahaha
yep, he does...
Thats a hell of a Holstein.
Hi mom.
I wanna see where the baconator comes from now.
baconator...*drool*
psh burger kings trippple stacker beats wendys tripple.
but wendsy is cheaper and their chicken is better.
but BK wins at fries.
still the best fries and burgers are at private owned trucker party resturants
Turning tricks at the truck stop must have some real perks, eh Plantshit?
ready for the grinder!
is that what you call your penis now?
yes the poor thing has suffer enough because the thousand of girls i have had sex with. Its ready to retire.....joking i will not grind it, it can manage a couple of thousand more girls.
Planty, masturbation is still masturbation regardless of who you've got on your screen whilst doing it.
Plantshit gets way more girls than you, Para.
Paper and silicon don't count planty.
now that's bull.
she's standing on the wrong side if the tipping commences.
She should know better than that.
ALWAYS tip 'em down hill.
unless you want to be the special sauce under those all beef patties
Uhhh, Holy cow!
Claude's on speaker phone.
yep, I can see him, guess I don't need glasses after all...