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I'll have to get a taller ladder for that one.
^Comedy gold. Genius recognizes genius. You are all fools.
if that thing decided to be a carnivore the lady would be fucked.
holy shit i thought it was a dude at first
Would ya look at the rib eyes on that one!
*the sound of methane being produced*
You'd be bad ass riding that through town.
I think I'll stick with my bulldozer.
Fine, but don't be upset when I get all the chicks.
Chicks dig the rumble of a bulldozer. Better than a Harley.
holy fuck thats a big ass cow
If that was Michael J. Fox, that wouldn't look like such a tall cow.
Where were you going with that?
If that was your Mom, .....
fail
Michael J. nothing... Danny Devito only comes up to the cow's knees.
haha, well, I was thinking this guy looked a tiny bit like Michael J. Fox, that's all... Danny Devito would be a cow patty compared to this cow...
man thats not a guy
Put your glasses on, Wario, it could save you a whole lot of trouble.
I said a tiny bit, I was just thinking if it WAS MJ Fox...
It looks more like Bruce Jenner to me.
hahahaha
yep, he does...
Thats a hell of a Holstein.
Hi mom.
I wanna see where the baconator comes from now.
baconator...*drool*
psh burger kings trippple stacker beats wendys tripple. but wendsy is cheaper and their chicken is better.
but BK wins at fries.
still the best fries and burgers are at private owned trucker party resturants
Turning tricks at the truck stop must have some real perks, eh Plantshit?
ready for the grinder!
is that what you call your penis now?
yes the poor thing has suffer enough because the thousand of girls i have had sex with. Its ready to retire.....joking i will not grind it, it can manage a couple of thousand more girls.
Planty, masturbation is still masturbation regardless of who you've got on your screen whilst doing it.
Plantshit gets way more girls than you, Para.
Paper and silicon don't count planty.
now that's bull.
she's standing on the wrong side if the tipping commences.
She should know better than that. ALWAYS tip 'em down hill.
unless you want to be the special sauce under those all beef patties
Uhhh, Holy cow!
Claude's on speaker phone.
yep, I can see him, guess I don't need glasses after all...
Dear Mucho...Fucking lame, i know--but this goes out to all of you. (From now on i'll jus...
TricerititsIs it live, or is it memTrex
Cyclops cowI think he's cute.
Elephant CockSurprise!!
abduction lamppretty cool lamp
hentai at its bestmutant freaks, chicks with dicks and horse legs... it's pretty much got it all
Jabba's CockGuy has Jabba The Hut's cock
Gorgeous model wants it.How can you resist when such a super hot babe wants it so badly?
Three Titted WhoreA skank with 3 titties spreads her legs and gets fucked.
guy with two mouthwtf!!!!!
MOO!I have no words...
Have It Your WayMooo
mashed cowthat are the food chain circles of nature. the strongest wins.
German DairyOctoberfest
20 pounds of breasts100 % nautural, they are so heavy she actually has to wear a backbelt, I wond...
fat ladyi don't think they make them much larger than this.
Comments to Have a Cow, Man!
I'll have to get a taller ladder for that one.
^Comedy gold. Genius recognizes genius. You are all fools.
if that thing decided to be a carnivore the lady would be fucked.
holy shit i thought it was a dude at first
Would ya look at the rib eyes on that one!
*the sound of methane being produced*
You'd be bad ass riding that through town.
I think I'll stick with my bulldozer.
Fine, but don't be upset when I get all the chicks.
Chicks dig the rumble of a bulldozer.
Better than a Harley.
holy fuck thats a big ass cow
If that was Michael J. Fox, that wouldn't look like such a tall cow.
Where were you going with that?
If that was your Mom, .....
fail
Michael J. nothing... Danny Devito only comes up to the cow's knees.
haha, well, I was thinking this guy looked a tiny bit like Michael J. Fox, that's all... Danny Devito would be a cow patty compared to this cow...
man thats not a guy
Put your glasses on, Wario, it could save you a whole lot of trouble.
I said a tiny bit, I was just thinking if it WAS MJ Fox...
It looks more like Bruce Jenner to me.
hahahaha
yep, he does...
Thats a hell of a Holstein.
Hi mom.
I wanna see where the baconator comes from now.
baconator...*drool*
psh burger kings trippple stacker beats wendys tripple.
but wendsy is cheaper and their chicken is better.
but BK wins at fries.
still the best fries and burgers are at private owned trucker party resturants
Turning tricks at the truck stop must have some real perks, eh Plantshit?
ready for the grinder!
is that what you call your penis now?
yes the poor thing has suffer enough because the thousand of girls i have had sex with. Its ready to retire.....joking i will not grind it, it can manage a couple of thousand more girls.
Planty, masturbation is still masturbation regardless of who you've got on your screen whilst doing it.
Plantshit gets way more girls than you, Para.
Paper and silicon don't count planty.
now that's bull.
she's standing on the wrong side if the tipping commences.
She should know better than that.
ALWAYS tip 'em down hill.
unless you want to be the special sauce under those all beef patties
Uhhh, Holy cow!
Claude's on speaker phone.
yep, I can see him, guess I don't need glasses after all...