Those are always the worst. Or when you slip a little one and a little bit of poo, just a little, comes out and you can't find it when you go to the bathroom.
dude i totally bare-ass sharted on my boy archer. it, honest to god, looked like brown windex, i had the jack and coke runs man. and to make it worse im laughing my ass off the whole way to the bathroom, while simultaniously clenching my ass so i dont shit all over, god those were the days...
very when you run long distance its hard to control your shit......lol front and back. after three miles i feel like im about to piss my pants its like im eighty or something.
thats bullshit. doesnt anyone do any sports here? the only way you could shit yourself doing anything is if you a severe diarrhea or if your a fucking hippie wimp
i have run once then got an emerergency shi , i just bull my pants down a little then tuck a little and pressed and the hole thing just flew out. When excercises you get very relaxed in the anus i think* , it was fantastic i first thought i didnt shit so i turned back and find a giant cable and it smell alot.
would be nice if he was running in a crowd of runners who didn't notice he shit himself and here comes the hosers and splash' the whole thing all over the runners...ah yes, smth to die for
Comments to He's Going the Distance...
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!! literally
I think he puked on himself.
his face says it all
If he puked, it'd be on his face and chin... He shat himself
SECOND!!!!
Fail.
no Hugh really was second
Yep, he's number two.
Hugh, why are you all over this poor man's crotch?
He just found out his boyfriend gave him AIDS
That's gonna leave a nasty rash.
He probably thought he could slip that little fart out unnoticed.
Those are always the worst. Or when you slip a little one and a little bit of poo, just a little, comes out and you can't find it when you go to the bathroom.
dude i totally bare-ass sharted on my boy archer. it, honest to god, looked like brown windex, i had the jack and coke runs man. and to make it worse im laughing my ass off the whole way to the bathroom, while simultaniously clenching my ass so i dont shit all over, god those were the days...
fuck off
Thats called "shitting a spoonful," Worm.
+50 team shit
^Foul!
Yey since when did u become point giver! ANARCHY!
Good thing he just keeps on going. The show must go on, even if you're covered in shit.
Gives totally new meaning to "The Runs"
fuck finishing the race, now he's just running home.
That guy in the top left corner has his kid up on his shoulders. That must have sucked shit to explain during the car ride home.
Not really. "Daddy, what did that man do?" "He took a shit whilst running". See? Easy.
hes going for speed.... hes all alone
Shes all alone in her time of need...
i love cake
word
That's a great song.
agreed; and they did the best cover ever; I Will Survive
I Will Survive is awsome and so is their new cover War Pigs.
Oh shit, I haven't heard that yet. Short skirt long jacket is still my fave.
i think theres a video of war pigs on youtube
Oh, it's just a bottle of root beer he had hiding in his pocket.
This would of been a good caption contest.
"I haven't come all this way for this shit to stop me now!!!!!!!!"
I can almost smell the shit.
I thought I could smell it too.
Then I realized I'd shit myself :(
wait till it hardens up then deal with it..
that cant be real... can it?
very when you run long distance its hard to control your shit......lol front and back. after three miles i feel like im about to piss my pants its like im eighty or something.
how come we don't see lots of shit covered dudes in the olympics then?..that'd be cool
the olympics are shitty enough as it is.
i've heard pro hockey players shittin themselves while playin with the flu
thats bullshit. doesnt anyone do any sports here? the only way you could shit yourself doing anything is if you a severe diarrhea or if your a fucking hippie wimp
elchris makes a good point
just kidding..hahahaha
so...does this dude have severe diarrhea or is he a hippie wimp????haha..hippie wimp!!!
This happens to elpiss all the time because his asshole is basically a blown O-ring.
i have run once then got an emerergency shi , i just bull my pants down a little then tuck a little and pressed and the hole thing just flew out. When excercises you get very relaxed in the anus i think* , it was fantastic i first thought i didnt shit so i turned back and find a giant cable and it smell alot.
Little bit "too much information" there, planty. Really. Even for MS users.
fuck you para you pussy fag
You know, you'd think they'd have a hose ready for this eventuality.
no kidding..if it's real i actually feel sorry for this knucklehead...hose the bastard down for fucks sake
would be nice if he was running in a crowd of runners who didn't notice he shit himself and here comes the hosers and splash' the whole thing all over the runners...ah yes, smth to die for
Spy hunter tactics. Deploy oil slick!
I'd hate to see the smoke screen.
I hear the guided missiles are pretty fun...
Kinky.
i hope its the start of the marathon for this dude
the shit be glued to his ass by the end of the race
Craptacular.
I guess george carlin was wrong when he said you never see someone shitting while running full speed
So, the k in "10k" stands for "Krap"?
C'mon Claude, you can do better than that.
SO THE K IN "10K" STANDS FOR.......KRRRRRAP???"
LOL
much better ^^
no worries he only have 9000m left to goal
shit happens...^^
lol
Plz tell me some reporter scored an interview with this looser
so do all the other runners hug him at the finish line?