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Nice lawn. I sure he uses Scotts Turf Builder.
Hmm, he went with the garden nig, bold choice to switch out the garden gnome.
They're all the rage nowadays.
The little lawn jockey lost his lantern.
He better be careful, or a cat's gonna bury him
hahahahaha!!!!
I love how the one foot is just out there, to the side. Makes him look so dapper and refined!
The last time I heard the word "dapper" used in casual conversation, I'm pretty sure I was at my grandmas house.
They say I have an old soul.
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
VicSin, you spelled hole wrong.
God I hate typos. I meant to say They Say I have and old HOLE. My apologies!
And old hole, huh?
Yup, old as in cobwebs, dust, a lone moth fluttering near the entrance seeking the one small source of light.
I'd knock the dust off of it.
No, I was just pointing out your typo in what you meant to say.
;P I know I was just being obnoxious!
well atleast he dosent have to worry about using deodorant
I never thought about that, I wonder if his pits would still smell.
of course they would, he's brown
What do you call a limbless man on your doorstep?
Porch monkey?
Matt
In a pile of leaves?
Early warning system?
Russell
bullet trap
Russell
And in the swimming pool?
oops! should learn to read previous posts
In the pool, you call him Bob. Soon, you'll call him dead.
anyone up for some lawn bowling?
never play hokey pokey with a wood chipper.
Looks like he had a close encounter with the lawnmower.
Hey! Who stole my reply button!?
Gimme Five!
What's with the bandolier scar running along his chest?
Thats from a Hadouken, Ryu really let this guy have it.
lol
Extreme case of phocomelia?
it's a text book case of "africanis noarmis sittis-lawnis"
No, I was going more for the condition, not the species.
best part about him, you can give him hugs against his will :.)
do you do that?
only if i feel the person needs it.
he also got that tentacle thing
I bet he is still in a gang and tries to steal cars and shit or something...steals bikes maybe.
Unicycles
it must be horrible, just horrible, not to be able to serve yourself a drink, or not being able to roll a joint or pak a bong. fuck!
and still you havent count in that he ´s black.
You put your right hand in....
You put your right hand out...
You do the hookie pookie and...
oh sorry.....
huh...
You put your only foot in...
You put your only foot out...
You do a little wiggle and...
Diks right...I'm going to hell
say hello to ghandi when you get there
I think most people on this site are going to hell.
Are we there yet?
I've been there once, was thrown out for being drunk and disorderly though.
Yeah, they kicked me out too. I was pissing on the flames.
Why would Ghandi be in hell?
Why would we ban Ghandi?
Why wouldn't we?
He stole this comment from SOAH
What does Soah's comment have to do with Ghandi? Sense of humor. Go find one.
I think he was referring to the hokie pokie.
it was meant for best comment winner.
He's being a tool.
Who is being a tool?
Never have the words "That's gotta suck!" been more apt.
What about a vacuum cleaner?
It's a tie.
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady. -Just delivered the bomb; the Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. -Huh uh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief...the sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol' squares in battle like you see on a calendar. -Like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away.... Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then...then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, we lost a hundred men? I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand... I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player; bosom's mate. I thought he was asleep...reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon on the 5th day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened?...Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, Eleven hundred men went in the water...Three hundred and sixteen men come out. The sharks took the rest. -July 29, 1945.
Um.... Claude? Bad batch of catnip?
That was a good read, Claude
I didn't read it but it smells of the USS Indianapolis story.
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
claude what the fucks that got to do with the doorstop?
It's from Jaws.
he looks like one of them drinking bird thingys! damn bitch black guy tried to run away from the plantation one too many times!