Hank 24:7 And behold, while enjoying his day off, a noob spoke out of turn and disturbed the lord Hank, and the lord Hank did strike the noob with the back of his hand and the noob did cry like a girl for several minutes and did then run off hiding his face in a damp cloth.
Lord, I ask for things few and far between, and I have livethed a humble life thus far. I ask for nay one thing Lord, but one pirate ship that floatith above thine beautiful earth for me and mine friends to haveth they parties, which Lord of course will honor thine.
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It would seem Jesus was in fact aborted.
god is coming, but he pulled out at the last minute & gave her a facial...
Good riddance.
Is that an immaculate cupcake?
Behold the holy muffin!
*taken aback by the sheer force of awesome*
why is it jesus always shown with a smile but holding a human heart wrapped in barbs?
that is not hot.
i believe you will find that is actually a cupcake :(
nom nom nom
No, not the holy muffin!
Could be the holy hand grenade of Antioch.
I was looking foreward to the vinyl box-set.
can he reschedule so we can nail him up one more time?
John 3:16
"I just whipped your ass!" *cue Stone Cold intro*
Hank 24:7 And behold, while enjoying his day off, a noob spoke out of turn and disturbed the lord Hank, and the lord Hank did strike the noob with the back of his hand and the noob did cry like a girl for several minutes and did then run off hiding his face in a damp cloth.
what sort of bible is that shit ?
Probably from the village people biography.
The Book of Chinaskism, the religion for the next 2000 years.
we're doomed
It's the dawn of a new, glorius day!
My balls are itchy.
You know, they have a cream for that.
Hank 24:9 And Hank did state that all men shall be in his likeness and gay.
irish 1:1 all cocks are mine, mine, mine
elpiss 1:1 1rish1 please put all those cocks that belong to you in my ass.
^ False gods.
Forgive them lord, for they know not what they do.
Lord, I ask for things few and far between, and I have livethed a humble life thus far. I ask for nay one thing Lord, but one pirate ship that floatith above thine beautiful earth for me and mine friends to haveth they parties, which Lord of course will honor thine.
Do we get to run around naked and crucify venezuelans and rednecks?
If so then Im in.