I took a page from Daniel Tosh and filled my pants with a shit load of change and went down to the corner store. I waited in my car until a couple of vets came and stood by the door. I approached and they asked me for change, so I pulled out an air horn and started screaming "You just won the lottery bitch!" Then I started throwing hand fulls of change at them, they got scared and started to run , the guy in the wheelchair feel over trying to get away so I hit him with the most change. I laughed my ass off and people stared. Fuck you I thought it was funny.
i am thinking that no one here on the page making comments has actually been homeless or at least brought to the point of being so humbled that they had to ask or beg for change in order to survive. i have been really mother fucking poor at times in my life, but i always squeeked by, eating just potatoes. i am sure that in the next coming months as the real recession that's about to hit eliminates the middle class entirely, we'll see more people down and out. maybe some of the people on this page making comments will no longer own their computer, and we'll see them living on the street... we'll have such a great time being street bums together, shitting in each others beggar's cup. man, good times ahead, mates.
I ate at a free lunch "soup kitchen" for poor people for about four months. A big lunch everyday and they had donated food you could take home. Sold plasma twice a week for a little beer money. It was an interesting period in my life.
Comments to heartwarming pic...
i dont care what anybody here says...this is a cool pic
I agree
I agree too. I bet he would really love to eat that dog.
as long as it was a survival thing, and not some beastiality fetish...
Nice one poss
The Dog is Next on his dinner plate.
ahhh how cute!! that dog must love him:-)
I've seen a lot of hobos own dogs.
Possibly the stupidest comment ever.
very profound however
Did I offend your hobo father and his dog?
Yes you did, now withdraw your comment immediately.
but really, it was quite asinine.
Don't you mean pwn dogs? You've seen a lot of hobos pwn dogs.
Possum, you candyass.
yup
Yeah, possum, way to make me feel something in my empty chest cavity. :/
That looks like a cool dog.
has to be, rish
He looks dead.
dog or bum?
Both.
Atleast he has one thing on this planet that cares for him
Fuck bums.
You go first...
"good dog"...yes you are...
I never give money or food to bums....Unless they have dogs with them. I feel the dogs should be fed at least.
That's the point of the dog, sympathy.
I took a page from Daniel Tosh and filled my pants with a shit load of change and went down to the corner store. I waited in my car until a couple of vets came and stood by the door. I approached and they asked me for change, so I pulled out an air horn and started screaming "You just won the lottery bitch!" Then I started throwing hand fulls of change at them, they got scared and started to run , the guy in the wheelchair feel over trying to get away so I hit him with the most change. I laughed my ass off and people stared. Fuck you I thought it was funny.
im Sure you did that..
No way.
i am thinking that no one here on the page making comments has actually been homeless or at least brought to the point of being so humbled that they had to ask or beg for change in order to survive. i have been really mother fucking poor at times in my life, but i always squeeked by, eating just potatoes. i am sure that in the next coming months as the real recession that's about to hit eliminates the middle class entirely, we'll see more people down and out. maybe some of the people on this page making comments will no longer own their computer, and we'll see them living on the street... we'll have such a great time being street bums together, shitting in each others beggar's cup. man, good times ahead, mates.
Your comment is too long. Can you summarise it for me?
He said your gonna be homeless and he wants you to shit in his cup.
You guys could be Two Bums One Cup.
omg.. wtf.. eating only potatoes... is this some kind of weird fetish..
Roman noodles are cheaper.
You must have come up with some good recipes for potatoes; what was the best way of cooking them?
The standard answer to a bum asking for change is to tell them sincerely that change can only come from within.
Looks like you can't afford to use the reply button, broke motherfucker.
I use to eat lots of potatoes when I was a broke motherfucker. I liked to grate 'em up and make hashed browns with lemon pepper.
wtf more people eating potatoes when they were poor...
i have to try this to see what its like.
Boring
Well, I say that, but I really like potatoes.
I ate at a free lunch "soup kitchen" for poor people for about four months. A big lunch everyday and they had donated food you could take home. Sold plasma twice a week for a little beer money. It was an interesting period in my life.
Really?
That is possible, but you also have quite the imagination.
It's true.
I think being poor is a good experience. It humbles you. Though being on the internet gives the opposite effect.
I've been poor before but I was fine with stealing food.
i think you'd actually sell your ass too
ive been poor too but im rich now, so fuck it
A 100 Peso doesnt make you rich
or did you find a $1 today ?
im in spain, have spent way too much money on drugs here, expensive shit
kinda miss venezuela already
You should go somewhere that doesn't have internet access.
Haha! Rich! You fucking piece of white trash! Fuck off!
fucking reply fail. it's early and i'm hungover, what can i say...
And again. Goddamn, you're on a fucking roll here.
minutes later a police man jumps out and tazes them. the bum had a knife and the dog is in an aggressive pose.
The bum is wielding the dog and ignoring orders to get a job.
haha
looks like one of the jackass guys