Heaven

Comments to Heaven

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  malpo 2009-10-20T04:12:35Z says:

  last 2 tags ftw

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    NewGuy 2009-10-20T08:00:16Z says:

    TJP, it's called a girlfriend. if you get one maybe she'll do this for ya.
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    hotshot 2009-10-20T09:54:45Z says:

    i agree that hanks wife is a whore but doubtful she looks anything like this girl
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    jacq 2009-10-20T10:04:52Z says:

    I really don't want this... just today LOL
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    El_Wanko 2009-10-20T14:01:45Z says:

    Newguy is this what you do for your boyfriend?
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    HankChinaski 2009-10-20T14:22:52Z says:

    Haha, go fuck yourself Yak, you fucking asshole.
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    possum 2009-10-21T02:34:05Z says:

    hee hee
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    PatchworkGorilla 2009-10-21T17:43:59Z says:

    My girlfriend used to be a massage therapist, professional massages with happy endings without the self contained guilt and your wallet still full.
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    dwhill05 2009-10-21T18:28:02Z says:

    it is obvious you have never had a message with a happy ending or even a girlfriend for that matter other wise you wouldn't think that happy endings make you guilty and you would know that having a girlfriend means your wallet is NEVER full
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  abortedjesus 2009-10-20T04:15:22Z says:

  Where can one buy a pet asian like this?

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    SendMoreCops 2009-10-20T04:25:49Z says:

    cityvibe
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    sirtokesalot 2009-10-20T05:07:30Z says:

    pickup a citypaper in any big city
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    iamgodandyoudie 2009-10-20T12:32:36Z says:

    Thailand or Singapore maybe.
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    fukUgoodNight 2009-10-20T14:15:39Z says:

    Any asian food restaurant fo ten dolla.
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    flylice 2009-10-20T22:05:31Z says:

    ask gwen stefani. she had 4 pet asians. thailand, singapore and the phillipines would be good places to start looking though.
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    Killawife 2009-10-21T14:57:41Z says:

    What would something like that cost?
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  adamdrinkslots 2009-10-20T04:48:02Z says:

  i'll take 3

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    Steven_Seagull 2009-10-20T17:43:55Z says:

    fail
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  DoubleC 2009-10-20T05:07:42Z says:

  This is what happens when you bring loufa!!!!

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    abortedjesus 2009-10-20T05:08:39Z says:

    If only Billy Bob had known that.
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  Gestapo 2009-10-20T05:35:38Z says:

  It's a rub and a tug.
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  Dev 2009-10-20T06:20:01Z says:

  All I can think about when watching this is... soap in the peehole.
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  Oranjeboom 2009-10-20T12:25:58Z says:

  Hank, you gonna take that?

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    HankChinaski 2009-10-20T14:28:34Z says:

    Yep. Pretty much.
    
    I could call Yak a short dik loser and point out that his girlfriend is fat and that he is unable to satisfy her unless he is buying her cake. I could also point out that they are both pasty, flabby cave dwellers who get very little sunlight and have no decent sex whatsoever, but what would be the point? Yak knows this all too well himself.
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    yak 2009-10-20T18:40:50Z says:

    poor poor angry hanky
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    Camycazi 2009-10-20T19:04:53Z says:

    Lol, flabby cake dwellers? what? ...
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    HankChinaski 2009-10-21T00:03:18Z says:

    Whose angry?
    
    Go get some real exercise and sunlight, gaming nerd extraordinaire.
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    yak 2009-10-21T02:00:25Z says:

    apparently you are hank? :P
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    possum 2009-10-21T02:34:59Z says:

    he just misses Hibbing
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  edible-corpse 2009-10-20T12:48:48Z says:

  My buddy got one of these in Thailand, they call it a Soapy.
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  toolman961 2009-10-20T14:59:52Z says:

  I wonder how many girls applied for the job when it was in the paper.

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    HankChinaski 2009-10-20T15:10:20Z says:

    More than they needed I'm sure.
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  rking599 2009-10-21T03:36:38Z says:

  he should of just fucked her, she probally wanted his dick anyway the way she was jerking it at the end. I would have tried to stick it in her pussy when I got the chance even if she says stop, I would keep going.:)

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    smerf 2009-10-21T07:16:41Z says:

    Have I told you that you're retarded recently?
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    PerfeKtshun 2009-10-23T03:15:26Z says:

    Thats what the r stands for.