Wow, another whiney little noob pissant whose profile reads Last 0 things submitted:. Thanks for the input Kyle, now go clean your shotgun, the best way is to put some 00 buck in it, lick the muzzle clean and pull the trigger to clean the rest of the barrel out. And I don't even have to use my imagination to figure out why your mood is "Lonely".
thats awesome you fat faggot
seeing as you looked at my site youll see im too busy working than to put shit up on this site..
u see im here to see what youve found,
nothing more
Sorry, I know you have your hopes up, but I have to burst your bubble, I'm a fat heterosexual. But, don't fret, there are some other fat faggots here that might take an interest in you. Remember, there's somebody for everybody out there.
What has going to work got to do with being too fucking stupid to adjust the contrast of your screen?
It's only a case of pressing a couple of buttons innit, yeah?
Maybe someone was just too inept to adjust the focus on their camera and at any rate what kind of idiot would go buy a better monitor just to read his fucking sign? Good one. I'll just stick to my old black and green Apple monitor.
I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Ask your mom, she'll tell you. She likes to talk about it. She even told me about the time she walked in on you when your dick was in the vacuum cleaner. FYI, she didn't buy the story that you got sand down your pants and was just trying to clean it up.
mitch hedberg is an idiot and so are you hankrecess...your avatar makes you look as gay as bobbyvalentine.. you fuckin sissy...fuck you ...and mitch you dirty scabby fuckin cockroach
jaimee, you dumb bitch, im gonna give you some advice that could brighten up your surely dull life. do a search on youtube of "mitch hedberg," watch one or two clips, then come back with an honest opinion.
yeah, dik could learn a lesson from mitch and go off himself with a lethal dose of heroin....rat haired canadian fucktard. guns and roses called and wants to know if you want your job as a roadie back.
snikt i like steven wright ...i'll check him out....hankrecess..look i know it's late but your comments really not doing it for me ..can you try just a little harder?.
Steven was funny, but relied on his deadpan delivery for laughs. Mitch played around with words and meanings while still being simple which was cool. Paraprosdokian... thats a new word I learned last week.
lets face it dik, your not as smart, witty, or well informed as i am, and my presence here puts you in a defensive state; so, in turn, you result to childish remarks such as "gaayyy or "fag" or even "fuck you." but in reality we all know you have no self esteem and must project your horrible feelings about your own ugly ass onto other people. its ok man, let it all out.
skankyabcess, I just saw what your avatar is. Once again it pains me to have to say something like this, but, perfect, one of the best low-medium budget films ever made. Now go get your fucking shinebox.
lol...i think thats a comment snikt? i cant tell...but to hank #2 - i am a somebody in real life. i have real freinds. not internet pals. dont get mad cause your a noob. and hank is my real name so if it sucks im assuming yours sucks as well.
You fucking loser. Why do you tell me you are somebody? As if that means anything. Do you think I care? I don't. And Hank is good for a nick, but it's a pretty lame real name.
And you are #2. It doesn't matter when you signed up. It's the 7th law of Mucho. It's written into the bylaws, you stupid fuck.
#7 HankChinaski is the one true Hank. I will worship no false Hanks.
Yeah, because using the dictionary and seeing that you match the perfect description of a noob, makes me gay and all. Funny how that works... noob... your whole family is a bunch of noobs... even your 125 year old mother...
Oh, and you're close, I owned half of a comic book store in the 80's and I love camping in the mountains. I'm nowhere near as talented as John Goodman though.
Man, you look like a creepier, meaner red-headed version of my uncle... And yeah, sign is hard to read, props though...maybe I'll post my pic some day.... haha nah.
They're bowling and pool trophies. Yes actually, been bowling in organized leagues for the last 34 years, shooting in pool leagues for the last 20. Grew up in a bowling alley that had a pool hall in the basement.
A pool player is sure cooler than being a Cop! Kick ass! I hope you don't get a blister raming your cue up your fat ass! Oh yeah, I was gone for a week or so. I almost forgot. Dik watches porn for the cock shots. 1rish1 sucks cock. Hank is just a cock...
fuck you lsd...aren't you done yet?..soon i'm sure you will be...seems like ms has sucked all the spunk out of you....kind of like your dirty mother does to homeless dudes with weed
Yeah, it's pretty messy. I had just rolled out of bed after pleasuring your old lady in ways that you never could. And for everyone that is bitching about the photo quality blame her, she's the one that took the pic.
Comments to Here's your sign.
fake
Definately fake.
Totally fake... no one has ever actually bought a copy of Walking Tall...
Sweet t-ball trophies though.
still not good enough
My roommate owns a copy of Walking Tall. I don't know if he actually PAID for it, of course.
A friend got it for me at a garage sale. She knew that I liked the movie. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was the original that I liked.
fake. you need to retake this shot using impact or another bold font. also nobody with fingers that fat could work a keyboard.
Fuck dude, his fingers aren't fat. Well, maybe, but they aren't stumpy, at least.
Take that fuckin' picture into Photoshop and do a fuckin' Levels adjustment to it BITCH... It's washed out!
she??? you know no women, snikt!!
Wow, another whiney little noob pissant whose profile reads Last 0 things submitted:. Thanks for the input Kyle, now go clean your shotgun, the best way is to put some 00 buck in it, lick the muzzle clean and pull the trigger to clean the rest of the barrel out. And I don't even have to use my imagination to figure out why your mood is "Lonely".
thats awesome you fat faggot
seeing as you looked at my site youll see im too busy working than to put shit up on this site..
u see im here to see what youve found,
nothing more
Sorry, I know you have your hopes up, but I have to burst your bubble, I'm a fat heterosexual. But, don't fret, there are some other fat faggots here that might take an interest in you. Remember, there's somebody for everybody out there.
but fat hetero doesnt have any ring to it
How about hefty hetero? Even hefty, hirsute hetero.
Hey Grizzly Adams, go get a better camera, I don't feel like decoding your fucking sign.
go get a better screen whoever the fuck you are
Admittedly, Times New Roman wasn't the best choice of fonts, but it is the default and I am a lazy bastard.
dik some of us have high contrast screens, you know, like cos we go to work n stuff yeah?
What has going to work got to do with being too fucking stupid to adjust the contrast of your screen?
It's only a case of pressing a couple of buttons innit, yeah?
fool
Speaking of the sign, is reproducing the mucho logo not an infringement of copywrite?
*copyright - wasn't me, it was the alcohol.
Maybe someone was just too inept to adjust the focus on their camera and at any rate what kind of idiot would go buy a better monitor just to read his fucking sign? Good one. I'll just stick to my old black and green Apple monitor.
Its called a green-screen.
Thanks Kirk I'll be sure to remember that.
Best sign ever!
The only think that could make this picture any better is if your sign also had a beard.
hahahahaha
loL
i think big tits, jap scat maybe a decapatated llama would make this pic better
*getting a high reading on my internet tough guy meter over here*
I don't think even your Mother could love you.
Why not.... your mother does.
^pwnt
I honestly thought it was a picture of Phil Margera at first.
similar...very similar.
haha so good.
WTF I thought u would be wearing like a star wars shirt or spider man. So I say fucking fake pic, post one with a sign and spiderman shirt
nah man. Nothing screams lame more than green lantern.
make it a lantern shirt and we're in business...
Unless it's an exact replica of the spiderman costume... just 18 sizes bigger.. then go with that.
Actually, that is a Spiderman shirt that I'm wearing. And fuck you ferroaj, Green Lantern is one of the few DC comics that wasn't lame.
I'm pretty sure an Aquaman shirt would be more lame than a Green Lantern shirt.
Someone bought themselves some Rapist Glasses....
....and a pedofile beard?
elton john wants his glasses back.
Please, Elton John is gay. He's got too much fashion sense to ever wear those.
I remain blown away by the amount of old members.
Wow, if you read that the wrong way it was really nasty.
Either way, youre fucked.
I'm always fucked.
That's what she said.
how can you get head from an old mans cock?
Tell me, I want to know.
hahaha...I agree. That is a good sign.
Fuck you too, snikt
I expected SNIKT to look more like Logan, boy, was I gypped, I want my 18 cents back!
no, wait, you look like a middle-aged Wolverine with glasses. Boy, Logan, you let yourself go...
I know, I gained 85 pounds when I quit smoking. Makes me want to pick up a cheroot once in a while.
Well, now the skinnies on here have their cheap shot material to save for times when you own their ass.
Is this the fat guys thread...if so I'm in...
If that's the case, I may as well join you.
Where's smerf?
I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Ask your mom, she'll tell you. She likes to talk about it. She even told me about the time she walked in on you when your dick was in the vacuum cleaner. FYI, she didn't buy the story that you got sand down your pants and was just trying to clean it up.
Too long! Try to keep your retorts under the 30 word recommended limit, please.
FUCK YEAH!! THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!!
Uh, what is?
No ring on the finger huh? How'd a catch like you manage to stay single?
Because I divorced the dirty bitch that is my ex-wife and refuse to make the same mistake twice.
well duh, marry someone else this time?
Marriage was the mistake, she was just a disaster.
bet ill beat yo ugly ass in pool
Is that a picture of you? gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Bring it. I've only been shooting pool for about 40 years, you can probably kick my ass easily.
aimed at hank recess
jaimee your obviously an ignorant cunt if you think that is me.
legends never die - R.I.P. Mitch
PS - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
Who the fuck is Mitch? I hate him
Is that him in your avatar? Never saw him without the glasses before.
Mitch Hedberg is cool, he'll appeal to your hippie sensibilities Jaimee. (Really, look him up on youtube..)
mitch hedberg is an idiot and so are you hankrecess...your avatar makes you look as gay as bobbyvalentine.. you fuckin sissy...fuck you ...and mitch you dirty scabby fuckin cockroach
jaimee, you dumb bitch, im gonna give you some advice that could brighten up your surely dull life. do a search on youtube of "mitch hedberg," watch one or two clips, then come back with an honest opinion.
Didnt I just say that?
i 'm not actually familiar with mitch ..i'd take roland's word but hankrecess you're a total fag...besides we already have a hank...
try yeti
Yeti is taken, try the abominable snowman
i was here before the other hank dik....go suck yourself you piece of shit.
Check him out, hes funny in a non conventional oddball way, or was funny, he's dead now.
Mitch Hedberg was a modern, hipper version of Steve Wright. I'll miss Mitch, they used to play his clips all the time on Raw Dog.
yeah, dik could learn a lesson from mitch and go off himself with a lethal dose of heroin....rat haired canadian fucktard. guns and roses called and wants to know if you want your job as a roadie back.
snikt i like steven wright ...i'll check him out....hankrecess..look i know it's late but your comments really not doing it for me ..can you try just a little harder?.
i like the other hank better anyway...you been here all this time hankrecess and still no influence?? ...even i barely even know who you are you skank
fuck you new hank
Steven was funny, but relied on his deadpan delivery for laughs. Mitch played around with words and meanings while still being simple which was cool. Paraprosdokian... thats a new word I learned last week.
lets face it dik, your not as smart, witty, or well informed as i am, and my presence here puts you in a defensive state; so, in turn, you result to childish remarks such as "gaayyy or "fag" or even "fuck you." but in reality we all know you have no self esteem and must project your horrible feelings about your own ugly ass onto other people. its ok man, let it all out.
Overall I'd say that Wright is better, but Hedberg was pretty funny.
that's better ...thanks
i enjoy these talks. have a nice day. FAG.
gaaaaaaay
dik:1
hanrecess:0
lol....
judas priest dik! now you left hank with a feeling on!
Dont judge Mitch from what you see on youtube though, most of his best shit doesnt seem to be on there anymore.
Uh, hankrecess? You are neither smart or witty, nor well informed. Sorry.
apology accepted.
I'm the only Hank that matters.
hahaha...dik...
.
.
^there is only ONE hank here..^
That's not Mitch its Will Friedle. HankRetard is a Boy meets World fan. Go fuck yourself.
your the only one on here who knows who the fuck that is, faggot. have fun never procreating. hank #2 blows. thanks for stealing my name noob.
Don't be hatin.
Did that nobody just call me a noob? Who the fuck are you? And your name sucks.
skankyabcess, I just saw what your avatar is. Once again it pains me to have to say something like this, but, perfect, one of the best low-medium budget films ever made. Now go get your fucking shinebox.
lol...i think thats a comment snikt? i cant tell...but to hank #2 - i am a somebody in real life. i have real freinds. not internet pals. dont get mad cause your a noob. and hank is my real name so if it sucks im assuming yours sucks as well.
hank #2 is a noob at life.
oh yeah snikt...they are filming a sequel this summer backed by sony...a much higher budget with the same cast returning.
As much as I'd love to see it, I'll believe it when a studio makes an announcement, not just the psycotic director on the patio of some hotel room.
yea..understandable. troy duffy is nuts.
You fucking loser. Why do you tell me you are somebody? As if that means anything. Do you think I care? I don't. And Hank is good for a nick, but it's a pretty lame real name.
And you are #2. It doesn't matter when you signed up. It's the 7th law of Mucho. It's written into the bylaws, you stupid fuck.
#7 HankChinaski is the one true Hank. I will worship no false Hanks.
recess is a permanoob...
lol...SkankChinballskis gettin his panties in a bunch cause hes a noob. asphalt lickin hank #2's balls as usual.
hey nothank...we'll decide who the noobs are not you...noob
dik:2
nothank:-0
Yeah, because using the dictionary and seeing that you match the perfect description of a noob, makes me gay and all. Funny how that works... noob... your whole family is a bunch of noobs... even your 125 year old mother...
1 away from a 300 game, and yet 100 past a 300 pounder.
you look like a mix of john goodman, comicbook guy, and some sort of mountain man.
do you get girls at all?
I do all right. But what does it matter, I could say anything without having to provide proof. So feel free to believe what you want.
Oh, and you're close, I owned half of a comic book store in the 80's and I love camping in the mountains. I'm nowhere near as talented as John Goodman though.
that sign looks photoshopped
your comment looks photoshopped
your comment on his comment looks photoshopped
your mom looks photoshopped
God wants to photoshop us all
Wanko's mom was never born. She was an idea created by the dirty Canadians.,
Man, you look like a creepier, meaner red-headed version of my uncle... And yeah, sign is hard to read, props though...maybe I'll post my pic some day.... haha nah.
big bowler are we snikt?
there fuckin pool trophies numb nutz!
They're bowling and pool trophies. Yes actually, been bowling in organized leagues for the last 34 years, shooting in pool leagues for the last 20. Grew up in a bowling alley that had a pool hall in the basement.
Explains a lot
weren't you allowed to stay at your parents' house?
man i hate kobe byrant
nice hair piece snikt
Thanks, I grew it myself. One of these days I may shave it again. If I do I'll post a pic of the tattoo on the back of my head.
please do.....
what fucking freak
A pool player is sure cooler than being a Cop! Kick ass! I hope you don't get a blister raming your cue up your fat ass! Oh yeah, I was gone for a week or so. I almost forgot. Dik watches porn for the cock shots. 1rish1 sucks cock. Hank is just a cock...
your a fuckin liar! lurking all the time you fuckin wannabe!
LSD doesn't have much to say anymore...maybe he's working undercover
gone to the toy dept.
i hear hes got a date
psst you are a pussy lsd welcome to the world of the fagget single cop. you are a fucking cunt....
heyy.......lsd...youre a fucking fag....
pussy.
Why are you still here?
I dont know about pool player vs cop, but being a man is better than being LSD.
LSD was gone for a while to become undercover male prostitute. He kept on signing up for it over and over
Good to see that a little time off has allowed you all to come up with better put downs! Good job losers!
LSD sucks my balls.
get layed off from walmart you cocksucker??
LSD works at the salvation army as security
LSD comes back and starts randomly insulting the cool people? Whos the real "loser?"
LSD your dates in the toy dept.
Cool People on Mucho? That is a fucking joke.
fuck you lsd...aren't you done yet?..soon i'm sure you will be...seems like ms has sucked all the spunk out of you....kind of like your dirty mother does to homeless dudes with weed
nice pedo glasses...
pedo sirens
Cool, see you at the MS pool tourney. I'll buy the first.
hooker?
Wolverine is a pussy.
i hope thats not you in your avatar Hanky........
I'll never tell.
awwwww
Is it Dave Lee Travis ?
Santa wears sunglasses?
Damn dude, if you were dead and your hair was black, you could pass for a good friend of mine that I knew in Florida.
His name wasn't Stan, was it?
Mike, I posted his picture. Just a matter of Yak posting it.
Odd coincidence.
what kind of std/ or deceason can you except to get when bite his ass?
decease , expect
disease, Planty, disease.
You mean decease.
Phil Margera?
Looks like Walter Sobchak from Big Lebowski.
when he dies, Plantshit and Fries will take his ashes to a cliff and throw them on each other.
Shut the fuck up, Donny, you're out of your element!
We wunt ze munny Lebauskyyyy.
Oh c,mon he is just a fat fuckin tard...in need of an up-date whith his hair doo
Yeah, it's pretty messy. I had just rolled out of bed after pleasuring your old lady in ways that you never could. And for everyone that is bitching about the photo quality blame her, she's the one that took the pic.
Hey, whunu's back!
Fuck you whunu, you slimey heap of dick snot.
HAHAHAHAHaahahHAHAh!
mmm a fat hairy glasses-wearing man who visits Muchosucko.com...do the ladies go wild?