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Hey mom, I'm an Atheist!

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Comments to Hey mom, I'm an Atheist!

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2008-05-05T04:08:33Z says:

    I'm pretty sure this was on here before.

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-05T04:20:48Z says:

      I did a search, link or ban

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-05-05T04:22:56Z says:

      if youve been on the internet for more than 15 minutes youd know this videos so fucking old it has to have been on every video posting site at least twice, so i dont need a link to call you a fucking retard

      fucking retard

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T04:28:25Z says:

      Swerve, who the fuck are you to threaten me with a ban?

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-05T04:30:07Z says:

      So why don't you finally tell your parents you're gay ad make us a new video then?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T04:33:57Z says:

      Swerve round the next corner so nobody can see you making a fool of yourself, just doing my bit, Whopper.

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-05T04:39:09Z says:

      Its a new rule urkel, i didnt make it up

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T04:43:39Z says:

      Are you the new Mucho code enforcer, nerd?

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-05T04:49:42Z says:

      Just sick of everyone calling 'repost' for everything. Plus, i already searched. Yes i know its an old vid.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-05-05T04:54:27Z says:

      so we've established its a repost, and im going to go out on a limb and say urkle wants you banned

      and while we're making up rules i say 3 bans and youre gone for good, well guess what cuntsack, youve got 2 strikes so if i were you id shut my fuckin mouth

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T04:58:56Z says:

      Yes, ban him.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-05T05:01:55Z says:

      Fuck all of you

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-05T05:11:24Z says:

      Why don't you all shut up and enjoy the fucking videos for a change.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T05:13:41Z says:

      I didn't even enjoy it when I saw it TWO YEARS AGO.

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-05-05T05:22:19Z says:

      If you are going to call repost, provide a link.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T05:30:19Z says:

      ^^^Joined: 04/06/2008 at 17:47. 0 Things Submitted. Go fuck yourself.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-05-05T05:37:12Z says:

      you guys are all noobs..DIIIIK!!!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-05-05T05:39:54Z says:

      i still say without any further justification... REPOST

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-05-05T09:18:25Z says:

      You only joined last year urkelbot, and none of the shit you've posted has been decent.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-05-05T11:42:48Z says:

      Repost.

      Fuck you noob faggots.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T11:51:16Z says:

      @Darktide: I joined in December of 2004. My signup date is wrong for whatever reason.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-05-05T13:15:55Z says:

      it's not wrong. suck it up princess

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T13:17:44Z says:

      hehe

    • AgentWorm
      AgentWorm 2008-05-05T14:17:50Z says:

      I signed up like 5 or 6 years ago... when the site hadn't even existed yet! Yeah!

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T14:19:53Z says:

      i was right here waiting for the site

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-05-05T15:34:36Z says:

      really? i dont remember that...

    • flyawaytroll
      flyawaytroll 2008-05-05T16:21:26Z says:

      Al Gore gave me the first e-mail address ever.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T16:44:46Z says:

      hi ...welcome to muchosucko. be kind to strangers is kind of our motto here so ..you know, make yourself comfortable and feel free to join in

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T16:44:56Z says:

      douchebag

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T17:10:29Z says:

      Im BlackTEE, feel free to get on your plastered knees and proceed to give me some friendCore Mind Brain you segaMegaSUCKEH.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-05T17:45:51Z says:

      Shutup you syrup chuggin, granny fondler

    • flyawaytroll
      flyawaytroll 2008-05-05T18:53:58Z says:

      I was called a douchebag by an internet LEGEND!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T19:04:31Z says:

      Very good, now you've just been called a cunt by an Englishman.

      Cunt.

    • flyawaytroll
      flyawaytroll 2008-05-05T21:12:47Z says:

      . . . You are what you eat! . . . Shazam!

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T21:21:47Z says:

      Not funny, 5 laps from BlackTEE, get a move on before I give you some frontcore homework sissyfeet.

    • flyawaytroll
      flyawaytroll 2008-05-05T21:34:04Z says:

      Black TEE says: Commence advanced interet tough guy faggotry.

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-05T22:48:04Z says:

      So.....

      About that link?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T23:07:16Z says:

      No he didn't you full whopper, go hang with the count and give him some megacore horror brain on your sissyfeet knees you sesame street reject.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T23:09:03Z says:

      Your dramatic sissy entrance to this was as fag as cigarettes, just hurry up and make a dramatic sissy exit.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-05T23:14:31Z says:

      I'm still a noob, but my anniversary date is closing in fast.

    • flyawaytroll
      flyawaytroll 2008-05-05T23:19:40Z says:

      BlackTee has obtained a level of douchebaggery that cannot be understood by my simple mind that exsists outside the internets

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T23:58:44Z says:

      My sign up date is wrong. It used to say 12/??/04 up until about a year ago. I never posted until last year, so maybe that's why. I was here back when everything was green and slow as hell.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-06T00:11:24Z says:

      Hell, my mucho anniversary is on the 7th.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-05-06T00:15:52Z says:

      so out of everyone on mucho, YOUR sign up date is wrong. 1 date out of hundreds of thousands fucked up. yeah, right.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-06T00:22:07Z says:

      I have no reason to lie and it's not really a big deal, but yeah I guess I'm special. And also, didn't alot of people's acounts dissapear when the site changed? Maybe my date reset or something. Believe me or not, but I've been here quit a long time.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-05-06T00:30:32Z says:

      as many people have stated, lurking time doesn't count.

      nobody's accounts disappeared. there were some transfer issues, but they were resolved. all accounts accounted for. the site changed over to the new one dec 27 2006, so if your date was going to fuck up it would have been then.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-06T00:40:21Z says:

      I was here for a long time before I joined up, but I never claim it.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-06T00:40:37Z says:

      Flyawaytroll, wtf is that? Some sort of dungeons and dragons persona? Go rub your dads blistered feet fot pocket money you nerdy little twink.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-06T00:41:20Z says:

      Yes, I was a lurker for a long time, but I did sign up in '04. My name "urkelbot" was the name of a band I was in during '03-'04. I would never choose such a shitty name if I signed up recently. But just to end it, I'll say you're right, I'm wrong.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-06T00:49:33Z says:

      your wrong

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-06T00:52:10Z says:

      Stfu PuffAlottaPenis stop getting into my range of view, I don't like you.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-06T00:52:49Z says:

      I just said that, dick.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-06T00:54:30Z says:

      That last comment was at puffalottacock.

    • flyawaytroll
      flyawaytroll 2008-05-06T03:54:13Z says:

      BlackTEE, I love the tough guy talk! You seeing anyone?

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-06T03:59:44Z says:

      uh oh

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-06T12:52:10Z says:

      you must be some sort of tough guy there teebag?

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-05-06T23:24:02Z says:

      there are hundreds of thousands of mucho accounts?

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-05-05T04:12:21Z says:

    Please don't think for yourself it is detremental to society and should then be frowned upon, do us a favor and do what your told and don't ask questions

    • texasbooger
      texasbooger 2008-05-05T05:40:24Z says:

      Fuck that bitch! I'm so glad my parents didn't force it on me like that. Hurray for that kid for thinking for himself.

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-05-05T06:50:50Z says:

      i will force my kids to be atheist,
      i will beat the shit out of them if they believe in any kind superstition!
      im not even joking!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-05-05T11:43:11Z says:

      Beat the shit out of them either way.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-05-05T11:43:20Z says:

      You think you might have a hot daughter?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T14:23:27Z says:

      Erm, iranian, aren't you a muslim?

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T14:27:11Z says:

      i don't think he is

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-05-05T18:37:00Z says:

      I'm not sure Allah approves of this site.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-05T23:16:40Z says:

      Well at least you won't have to force them to be gay iranian.

    • LordHumongus
      LordHumongus 2008-05-06T09:53:22Z says:

      toolman 1 iranian 0

  • MixerSlut
    MixerSlut 2008-05-05T04:18:56Z says:

    People who believe in imaginary things are delusional.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-05-05T04:22:05Z says:

      Yeah, I'd say religious people are delusional by definition, using the definition of "delusion" as an unfounded belief or idea. If you need faith to believe in god, and faith is (of course) belief without evidence, then it's by definition unfounded. Hence, delusional. Or something like that.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-05T04:25:33Z says:

      My parents reacted the exact same way when I told them I really had no belief in any type of "god." It was nice not having to talk to them for a few weeks.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-05-05T06:37:11Z says:

      I believe in Bigfoot.

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-05-05T07:56:09Z says:

      I believe Man landed on the moon, UFOs exist, and Elvis is still alive.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T08:20:35Z says:

      HEY RED! Elvis is alive, him Biggie and Tupac are living in Bermuda making a comeback album featuring all of them, covering each others songs!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-05T09:18:32Z says:

      Yeah, you haven't lived till you've heard Elvis' cover of "Another Bitch."

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-05T12:29:20Z says:

      i love being delusional

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-05-05T13:22:48Z says:

      The new report came out that if there is a pandemic, dellusional people get left to die... True story!!

      http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080505/
      ap_on_he_me/pandemic_rationing_care

      I guess we're all screwed...

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-05-05T22:03:03Z says:

      shutup!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-05T23:20:04Z says:

      Hey redrum, can you tell me why aliens never anal probe gay guys?

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-05-16T06:55:03Z says:

      IDK but did you heard about the court overturning the gay marriage ban in Cali? there is hope for ya! go get married!

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-05-05T04:25:09Z says:

    using christmas to make kids christian is like luring them into your van with candy to have your way with them

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-05-05T11:44:07Z says:

      So you're saying it's cool?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-05T23:21:35Z says:

      That's how I used to get my uncles Christmas gifts.

  • avatar_ignis
    avatar_ignis 2008-05-05T04:31:56Z says:

    "Alot can happen, you can think"

  • BlackTEE
    BlackTEE 2008-05-05T04:37:10Z says:

    I would be mad too if i spent all that money every year then got told it was all for nothing, id be like
    "Hey you segaMegaMUPPET, gimme some frontside, on the triple bitch"

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-05T05:03:09Z says:

      Fuck me, I think i am starting to understand what this guy is saying.
      *Pulls trigger*

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-05T09:19:25Z says:

      The odd thing is that I've never heard anyone speak that way.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T10:21:58Z says:

      neither have i...i hate to encourage him...but he's kinda funny sometimes

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-05T12:17:56Z says:

      Lately, ya, but I wish he'd lose the brain core talk. Hi TEE

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-05-05T18:35:43Z says:

      Nah, I still want to pummel him into a bloody stain on the sidewalk.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-05T23:23:40Z says:

      I may be wrong but, I think he is a she. Speak to us oh brown toothless hairy one.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-06T00:37:56Z says:

      It doesn't matter what I am, what matters is I would like a little FapCore mind brain.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-06T08:59:38Z says:

      You forgot to say something about a WHopper...I like mine without onions.

  • texasbooger
    texasbooger 2008-05-05T05:42:23Z says:

    I could have sworn Christmas was about St. Nick, not that illegal immigrant Jesus.

  • VicSin
    VicSin 2008-05-05T05:53:04Z says:

    I talk to Jesus everyday...He's my mexican gardener!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T06:12:47Z says:

      HEYZUS!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T06:15:16Z says:

      O...by the way...youre effing hot as shit VicSinful...
      Love,
      INVALID...

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-05-05T06:38:42Z says:

      puke, belch, yakkk. (Now lying in pool of vomit)

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T06:46:57Z says:

      please make sure you lie on your back...deathwish...

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T06:51:38Z says:

      Ohh Silly Vongo...the pools of puke belong on the other vids with the shit eating chickies!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T07:01:53Z says:

      Do I have to put you on a chain...dont talk to the cronies vicsinsohottie...you only talk to me...from here on out...

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T07:38:25Z says:

      email me vicsin @ whosemailingmenow@yahoo.com...I wanna talk to you and make some interracial babies...you sweet ass guido...

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T08:23:52Z says:

      Are you black or something?

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:31:22Z says:

      HE11 to no KNOW...search INVALID on MS and youll see my pic....posted for fag dik....I am real and white baby...and if you want it guido or black....dont apply!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:32:08Z says:

      He11 to the know* {drunkness) sorry sweety!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:34:39Z says:

      lets make a connection like Dik and Jamie...I think are so fine and since you travel the MS way... ar3 perfect~!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:35:04Z says:

      you* FUCK! ^

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T08:48:29Z says:

      Guidos are white sweety! :P

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:50:06Z says:

      Yes I know...but I am a southern gentleman....I wont call you "lady" when I speak of you...fine baby...."I love you baby...and if it's quite alright I need you Baby!!!"

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:53:04Z says:

      wait...I aint no gentleman...that was the correctness taking over...Ill still call you a cunt and laugh about it....!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:53:30Z says:

      ^cunt!!!...

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T08:55:07Z says:

      Ohh you called me a cunt! What was that email again??

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:56:02Z says:

      look up^ there!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:56:46Z says:

      I actually was calling both of us a cunt....H3ll the worlds a CUNT!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:57:18Z says:

      Ima cunt youre a cunt....its all a shitty fat lipped saggy cunt for the record!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:05:27Z says:

      I want to tell you stop being sarcastic...but that would be 2 faced!!!

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T09:17:37Z says:

      Sarcasm is my game, its how I play. If you don't like it...don't apply!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:18:10Z says:

      Im so disenseitised.....sorry!!!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-05T09:21:03Z says:

      Wow, this is sad.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:22:51Z says:

      INTERPOSTER!!! GO AWAY!!!
      ALTHOUGH I LIKE YOU MAKO!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:24:01Z says:

      Dont aplly...replay...Sarcasm is MY game...lets play the game together....thick chick I want that thing you got!!!

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T09:24:09Z says:

      You want to talk to me, find me on myspace, thats what the other muchoers did.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-05T09:24:19Z says:

      Sorry bro, just trying to keep you honest lol.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:25:22Z says:

      Im honest all along Mako

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:25:49Z says:

      whats ur url vixsinful???

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:28:12Z says:

      Im out o beer....:( ....sadness insues....*tears fall*

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T09:28:36Z says:

      Look under my name here, its been posted all along

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:32:21Z says:

      wow....sorry...ur are honest on here...most people arent...including me...I dont want these fucks knowing me...but I want you to... I like you long time!!! Did you seeeeeeee my pic there honey!?!?

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:39:13Z says:

      I added you to myspace....talk back!!!

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-05-05T09:47:36Z says:

      Holy shit, I bet you've ended up with some real lookers on your benders haven't you? Barf, gag flying shit from my ass, uggh, I'll be sick for weeks.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T09:49:28Z says:

      Correction sir..YOU asked to be MY friend so I added You :D

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:50:56Z says:

      Fuck off!!!
      No1 cares about you!!!
      Jewb!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:52:24Z says:

      Not you baby...fuck vongojewb!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:58:22Z says:

      YES!!! I just bought 3 Souh Park stickers off ebay for 5 buck!!!

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T09:59:02Z says:

      invalid's pics were fake

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:59:41Z says:

      suck my balls dik you rake yohn look a like...

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:03:23Z says:

      are my pics fake baby vicsinful??? thought not!!!
      Fuck off DIK!!!

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T10:03:43Z says:

      Roo Roo Roo

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-05-05T10:04:52Z says:

      If they say Souh Park, you just got hosed retard, maybe you can impress vicshit with your fine Roolex watch.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:10:35Z says:

      I dont buy rolex fag...I buy Diesel!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:12:12Z says:

      as well as hollister...AM...southpunkfunk, and other shit you couldnt afford...suck it vongofucko

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:12:45Z says:

      fucking teeny rockstar fuckoff!!!

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-05-05T10:16:44Z says:

      Wow, you suck.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:18:18Z says:

      sure do...hard core brainteecocksukin
      where you at braintee?

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:47:28Z says:

      BEDTIME=ME!!!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-05T10:54:10Z says:

      fuck off already

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:55:51Z says:

      Please...thank you!!!

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T12:03:02Z says:

      i bet you piss your bed..hahaha

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-05T12:34:58Z says:

      hes fuckin losin it all locked up in moms basement

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-05T13:10:56Z says:

      invalid, you are such a fag.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T16:45:16Z says:

      ^I second that. Invalid Gimme a Supercore Gobble you mudhut MegaMunter. Munter Hunter, hunting Munter munsters over Ms. t.tut.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T16:47:42Z says:

      Invalid your new name is now Eddie Munster. Take it.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T17:52:49Z says:

      "why thank you"

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-05T18:05:52Z says:

      i'd like to fuck Eddie's sister

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T18:15:20Z says:

      their mom would be better...

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-05-05T22:06:31Z says:

      invalid ur quite the fuck up arent ya!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-06T03:03:29Z says:

      I was quite *fucked up*

    • jocosity1
      jocosity1 2008-05-06T03:27:43Z says:

      Three "pint" sized cans and your trying to chat up anything that moves,Vic sin or whatever it is for example.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-06T03:55:39Z says:

      more like 8 Bud Deuces...

    • LordHumongus
      LordHumongus 2008-05-06T09:58:15Z says:

      Manchester United 1 Invalid 0

  • invalid
    invalid 2008-05-05T06:13:35Z says:

    YAK, DEJA, WHY CANT I POST VIDS OR PICS...DID YOU GUYS BAN ME FROM THAT OR IS SOMETHING WRONG...
    LOVE,
    INVALID...

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-05-05T06:18:35Z says:

      Bitch videos are not accepted on this site

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-05-05T06:19:09Z says:

      WHAT, ARE WE IN A CLUB OR A BAR OR SOMETHING? STOP YELLING SONNY!!!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T06:25:21Z says:

      Drumrave please choke on that quarter pounder you are eying, and for you info...I have posted more shit than you...if it was bitch shit...it wouldnt have gotten past the admin you heavyweight world class champion speed eating teeny bopper....sorry rolando...Im just irritated....and wondering WHY?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-05-05T11:47:13Z says:

      Your 15 minutes are over you fucking frodo asshole, no one wants to hear, see, or make fun of anything you post anymore.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-06T00:14:05Z says:

      Here's a concept, invalid. SEND THEM A FUCKING EMAIL.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-06T03:03:59Z says:

      That would require actual effort

    • LordHumongus
      LordHumongus 2008-05-06T09:59:13Z says:

      you are beyond sad.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-06T22:23:42Z says:

      Is that anything like the twilight zone?

  • squid
    squid 2008-05-05T06:33:43Z says:

    "i like your christ, but i do not like your christians. they are so unlike your christ" -ghandi like a mother fucker

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-05T09:04:46Z says:

      "i think i shall wear my white diaper (nappy) today" -Ghandi

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-05T09:23:21Z says:

      "Where Mother Theresa at?"--Ghandi

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T10:23:59Z says:

      "fuck you whunu"-- Ghandi

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-05T10:32:56Z says:

      ^Dik wins lol

    • LordHumongus
      LordHumongus 2008-05-06T10:00:02Z says:

      Dik 1 Ghandi 0

  • jpsithlord
    jpsithlord 2008-05-05T06:55:16Z says:

    I fear the day when I tell my parents im an Atheist

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T07:38:55Z says:

      Pusse

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-05-05T08:20:09Z says:

      no not really

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T08:36:00Z says:

      then why do you fear the inevitable???

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-05-05T09:00:09Z says:

      There is a time and place for everything

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:03:16Z says:

      ...and everything in it's place...

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T13:54:23Z says:

      what are you two simon and fucking garfunkel now? shut your pieholes you skanky bitches

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-05-06T06:49:53Z says:

      To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-06T09:01:52Z says:

      Are you going to Scarboro Fair?

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-05-05T08:52:16Z says:

    christians are ok but American christians are just fucked up idiots

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-05-05T09:00:32Z says:

      All are

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:08:16Z says:

      American Christians? Were SAFE!!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T10:08:42Z says:

      from what?

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:18:48Z says:

      "everything"

    • LordHumongus
      LordHumongus 2008-05-06T10:01:33Z says:

      Except your hobbitt fucking ass.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-06T22:24:25Z says:

      Yes, be very afraid...

  • vongoebel
    vongoebel 2008-05-05T09:49:18Z says:

    Why would a teenager be afraid of missing Christmas anyway.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T09:56:07Z says:

      DIE!!!

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-05-05T10:05:24Z says:

      Pootz!

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-05-05T10:19:18Z says:

      Shitz!!!

  • dik
    dik 2008-05-05T10:25:38Z says:

    sometimes when it's raining and i step outside it stops right away..i'm pretty sure god is afraid of me

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-05T10:35:50Z says:

      Nah, he's not afraid of you Dik, he just thinks you're his Son.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-05T12:26:29Z says:

      Hahaaha, dik is bad jesus

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T14:11:56Z says:

      So it's your fault, dik! It seems everytime I step outside, it starts raining.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T14:17:50Z says:

      maybe you're the anti-christ

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T14:18:03Z says:

      that'd be cool

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T14:27:19Z says:

      That would explain a lot of things in my life.

      Especially the 666 birthmark...

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T16:40:03Z says:

      damn....(no offense)

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-05T16:50:27Z says:

      been fine and sunny all day here , perhaps Fugs lives in crappy corner of the UK

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T16:59:52Z says:

      Its fucking roasting in Bonnie Glasvagas, I had to take my kilt off n sit with my dick tucked into a cigarette packet, just so the haggis doesn't try to bite my wonder worm.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T17:03:16Z says:

      i've got a wee beastie in my pants you might like

    • jocosity1
      jocosity1 2008-05-05T17:25:20Z says:

      A lone crab ?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T17:27:15Z says:

      It's not where I live fries, it just appears to follow me around. I could probably make money from it in Africa.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T23:18:29Z says:

      It's because you live too near to Manchester. It's always pissing down there

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T23:32:34Z says:

      No, it's me. I went to Gatlinberg' TN for one day, it rained. I went to Helen, GA for one day, it rained. The one day I went for a chopper flight in Titusville FL, it rained. The night I silaed to Holland was the wettest, stormiest crossing for 8 years. Wherever I go, it fucking rains!

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-06T01:17:08Z says:

      Try Southern California in the summer, I've never seen it rain here between June and September, ever.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-06T01:26:57Z says:

      We'll see, I'm hoping to get over there this summer, but I'm just about to order $1100 worth of bits for my mountian bike so I might have to delay the trip.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-06T01:27:52Z says:

      Probably still rain though.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-06T01:29:23Z says:

      No way; I'd bet money

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-06T01:43:05Z says:

      $1100?

      It's 2:30 here and I'm off to bed, g'night all.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-06T01:51:04Z says:

      You're on.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2008-05-05T13:49:28Z says:

    hey she atleast let him live for saying that, if they were muslim, then per islam rules he would have to be killed

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-05-05T22:07:26Z says:

      aint that the truth

  • fourhundredandtwenty
    fourhundredandtwenty 2008-05-05T13:58:36Z says:

    More power to you kid, god is deusche bag anyhow!!! lolz

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T14:12:31Z says:

      "deusche bag"??????

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T14:19:00Z says:

      must be french

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-05T17:22:53Z says:

      I think its pronounced JuiceBag.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T22:16:17Z says:

      It's like a douche bag but more teutonic

    • fourhundredandtwenty
      fourhundredandtwenty 2008-05-06T13:45:27Z says:

      wait... god is french??? shit... that explains everything!!!

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-05-05T18:21:39Z says:

    I can tell that mom believes god is love

  • Dracul
    Dracul 2008-05-05T22:07:48Z says:

    I laughed at the video, but I laughed more when urklebot pretended he had balls just because he was on the internet. I bet there are a few people on this site can find out how to give him a virus in about 5 seconds.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-05T22:41:46Z says:

      shouldnt you be out biting peoples necks instead of posting on here ?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-06T01:22:17Z says:

      "Pretended he had balls just because he was on the internet"? Isn't that pretty the same as what you're doing? And isn't this a reply violation?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-06T01:23:18Z says:

      *pretty much

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-05-05T23:35:25Z says:

    He quit believing in god WHEN he quit recieving toys for X-mas and started getting socks and shirts.

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-06T03:53:23Z says:

      If only everyone did

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-05-06T00:15:43Z says:

    You know what's funny to me? Swerve saying that Christians are close minded and uncaring, while he's bashing people for their beliefs.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-06T01:00:22Z says:

      i think he's a fag smerf they do that

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-06T01:09:22Z says:

      I think your a fag PuffAlottaPenis but smerfettes right, swerves a fag anyway.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-06T01:12:44Z says:

      Ok, I think you're both gay, and Swerve is an asshole.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-05-06T01:49:07Z says:

      Your gay Smerfette.

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-06T08:20:21Z says:

      Hey smerf, there is no god, deal with it. Oh and i'm sick of looking at your nipple

  • mute365
    mute365 2008-06-03T22:05:23Z says:

    dont worry michea, its okay

Swerve
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