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Comments to Hi, I'm Hank.
"Why's he posting this, Dad?"
"Because we have to pwn him."
"He didn't do anything wrong."
"Because he's the hero Mucho deserves,
but not the one it needs right now.
So we'll pwn him, because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero.
He's a loud-mouthed guardian,
a spammy protector.
A dark fag."
So close to being funny it wasn't even funny.
IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT SEAGULL IS..
Creative.
god seagull take his fucking 1 inch pecker out of your ass already
Who?
what?
Him and that
haha
Cool duds dude. :/
Thanks.
what are duds?
What you are shooting.
I didn't see any milk duds...
i see with the loss of hair also came the loss of the pirate hoop earings and the addition of weight.
What loss of hair? Also, only a fag with a squid tattooed on his elbow would call ear rings the size I wore pirate hoop ear rings.
Seriously, you are the only one I've ever heard that from, but then, homos with squid fetishes are pretty rare.
Touchy! And so quick to respond to comments. He's going to be going backwards and forwards all day checking for comments. Hey, are you going to mention that you live and work in Japan today? Fag.
Quick like it only took me 2 hours to respond? You must be slow.
Yes, I'm going to check the comments over and over just like the hundreds of other days when my picture wasn't here, dumbass.
But, now I shall leave you all for a couple hours as I must pick the last of the tomatoes and then watch some sumo on tv.
Bye, McCoochy, you cock holster.
^gay porn on tv*
Hank that's no way to talk about your own monther even if is she is on TV!
oh, lookie!
ah fail parade!
march on, noobs.
yak has a squid tattoo?
Yeah, and it is tentacular.
The tomatoes are still doing pretty well. I got 2 or 3 pounds of little tomatoes. Yay, for my salad and pasta in the near future.
Also, I got some good okra and a nice cucumber.
I got tons of vegies from my big garden this year. It was really cool.
Any gardeners out there?
Yep... really cool.
But I like your pinecones, Hank.
And squids, crows... they are the same thing really.
I think their Chinese characters are very similiar.
I'm trying to grow some Habaneros and Serranos in the backyard. We won't talk about what I'm trying to grow in the closet of the spare bedroom.
Habaneros and serranos are just too hot. People grow them to look cool.
I sould recommend growing something on the 5 - 6 scale and actually being able to eat it.
i like the crow painting
I use the serranos in place of jalapeƱos, the flavor is better and I like the heat. I make miniature stuffed peppers with the habaneros, cooking them reduces the heat quite a bit. Plus, I'm not a pussy when it comes to peppers.
yeah, but are you pepper when it comes to pussies?
No, I'm usually salty.
Hnak says grow some fucking bell peppers..they're manageable and you can put them on everything!! WHooopieee!
I didn't say that. Although I did grow a lot of bell peppers this year, they are only a 1 on the heat scale.
you jam em' up your ladyboys ass before you fuck it?
I don't know any ladyboys, shitbag. Is that your technique?
what is wrong with you and why do you collect pine cones ?
Your mom was coming over. She always likes me to jam a few dozen pine cones up her ass as foreplay.
I was expecting a "Your mother" joke but that shit was crazy.
Those aren't pinecones, those are the compacted turds left over from being ass pounded. Must collect them for the memories.
Tommy Vercetti called, he wants his shirt back.
Tommy Vercetti had a fucking sweet shirt.
I have a sweat shirt.
i had some cool shirts like this back in the early 90's
I had a cool shit this morning.
Hank, you were never on TV and lived in 90210, right?
Nope.
Oh, cause you look like Luke Perry.
lol at tags
Whats with the crow obsession
Plantshit mailed him a picture he drew.
So, this is the douche who's been picking on me...heh.
buttfuck, just wait...
How much longer must I endure this agony, Lord God Possum? I have a Calc test to study tonight.
see, what hank's doing here?
it's called 'shutting the fuck up'.
try it sometime.
with all your accounts, that is.
Calc? hahahahaha yu poor 19-yr-old-bastard...nobody uses "calc" in the real world :)
18* Lord God Possum.
account* This is my only account, shithead.
I know that already, Lord God Possum. But I have to take the class for my major.
lord god possum is now Frederick Manfred
Why the sudden change, Frederick Manfred?
i had to read "Lord Grizzly", by FM, to pass frosh Am Lit...i still need therapy to deal with the emotional scars
I posted a picture of my self too. You will see it tomorrow or the day after.
^overconfidence rocks
It was about time. You'll see my shit.
I hope you shaved.
Yippppeeeee!!!!
Oh wait...
I see the tranny fucking, donkey cocksucking extrardinaire is alive and well. Tell me how are those Honduran glory holes treating you Bitcho?
Nice to see you again Delilah.
Where have you been too busy licking muff to stop by?
You know it! Well, got married had a kid and finishing my nursing degree at the moment. Congrats on the rugrats to you.
I bet my kids are cuter than yours.
Proud poppa looks good on you, but sorry my kid is gorgeous.
My kids are cuter than gorgeous. Seriously, I think my kids have exploded the definition of cute and gorgeous and adored by any and all.
And you still think they're yours?
Of course.
@Delilah, you have a fucked up sea section just below you naval and stretch marks and your husband still hits that shit. He is there cuz of the kid not for your big mouth fat ass puta. Have not talk to your DIKE ass in a long time too.
WTF is a 'sea section'?
haha
wet?
Bicho--do you have handlers??
He has burros
Fucking sea section. You're a fucking spaz Bicho
priceless
If anyone wants to see what Bicho looks like
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/bicho-30491
Here is the photo of the cum guzzler cheeky
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/cheekycov-42170/search
Only one cum guzzler on here and he uses phrases like "sea section".
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You fucking moron
bicho was that special ed kid who rode the short bus till his freshman year of highschool when he dropped out
He rides the special burro now
wasnt he in that video of those south american kids who banged donkeys?
Yep
bitcho you should sub a pic already, being that you are mucho's most dedicated user and all
Dirty cock knocking steve, insert one already. One in the mouth and, 2 in your nose, 2 in your ears and a BIG one up you Bung hole. Cocknocker.
i would like to see you grow a full beard please.
for what reason?
He must be fond of prison pussy.
um "she'...mr noob
Thanks...mr possum
i actually like to be referred to as "Lord God Possum"...okay?
dont push it
thats what hank said
That beard must stink of anus from all those years of buttmunching boys
Listen McFozzy, just because you refused to wash your face after the boy's school....
because full beards are > vag face beards. Nothing personal Hank. I'd do you, with a full beard.
Oh, theres a compliment.
Finally, a picture worth using.
you shamed him into it nix
Now, I wait 3 months before I use it.
Muahahaha
I'm going to do atrocities to this picture.
*masturbate
uncontrollable urge!
Just for that, maybe I will jizz over Hank and post it here. Would you guys like to see that?
already been done, many times...
Will one more hurt?
staple the pic to your chest and die.
that's video gold! you'll get 380+ comments, promise. even without you spamming them.
enticing, no?
Fine. And if I don't get 380+ comments on that vid, then I'll come back to haunt your hairy ass, just like Patrick Swayze.
*Ron Jeremy*
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOOB
YOURE BORING THE FUCK OUT OF ME WITH YOUR INANE BULLSHIT
you post a pic without a sign ..i swear i will hunt you down and kill you
Ill keep that in mind, dik.
oooh, yours won't be signed for sure.
then Ill take new pics and sign them.
shouldn't you be switching accounts and bumping your pics right now?
nah. Ill leave the bumping to you and your faggot friend Hank.
down, bitch, down!
wow! Hank has really taught you well. Get off here and go back to sucking his cock before he gets angry and starts pounding your sorry ass until you bleed cum, motherfucker.
try hard much?
once more, the tittyslap vid!
Link or GTFO
are you retarded, little bitch?
GO TO THE TITTYSLAP VID OF TODAYS POSTS!
i left a nice comment there for you to reply to!
Im not responding to that. And years from now, when your mutant offspring from all the decades of incest are looking at how a complete douche their fucking queer dad is, they'll look at the comment and just decide to kill themselves so that they don't give birth to more fucking deformed monsters, bitch.
ya, i got that, you don't wanna be my bitch.
so you're of no further use to me...
bye
hahaha, someones fungus soaked panties got in a wad
Hey, you should be happy that im rejecting you. You dont want Hank punishing you for sucking another man's dick.
eww, i stepped in some fail.
i got it all over my comments.
it seems to be some kind of fungus...
STDS, bitch. Next time tell Hank to wear a condom before he fucks you in the ass.
fail
Steven, it looks like you've got some fail stuck on the bottom of your shoe there.
Gross, dude. You should wipe that shit off. Here, use ButtFugly's shirt.
i know. i dragged it all over today's posts,
i'm sorry. yak should get a cleaning crew in here.
by the way, nice shirt!
thanks. Does it look familiar, Seafail? It should since your mother gave it to me last night after I handcuffed her to the bedpost and fucked her silly until her pussy bled red. And I was in such a hurry to get home that I just picked up the nearest shirt on the floor and left. No wonder it said, "Faggots are awesome."
fail
fail, fail fail. Is that all you can come up with, shit-for-brains? No wonder you have to troll on Mucho 24/7 just to pretend that your life has some pitiful meaning to it. Your comments lack originality and ingenuity, and quite frankly, it seems like I'm typing to a complete moron. So, if I were you, I'd just end it all now with one fucking bullet to the head.
Let me guess your next response: "fail," right? Dumbass...
you don't get it, do you? you're my little bitch, but the only order you're able to follow is
fail
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now you're just degrading yourself. You're the fucking cocksucker who keeps responding to my comments, as if you'll be able to convince me to fuck you in the ass. Sorry, but girls are my type, so go find Hank and have him fill your gaping asshole with his warm cum, fag.
fail
Yes, you do fail. But if you must insist on consistently labeling yourself as a failure, then I'm more than happy to keep you company.
Lot of failure in this thread.
you need to teach your bitch some new techniques.
What's with the wind tunnel tested hair do ?
Bigger target for jizz to hit
getting ready for the comb-over
90210 hair went out with bell bottoms and rotary phones
Following trends is for faggots.
..and I'm an alchoholic.
no, i am!
No one likes a quitter.
*asshole
and *kicks self in balls*
yer a funny snout, yu are
Thanks for the douchebag tag, cunt.
You're not going to beat Scar's record, so just stop...
you're way off noob
^^idiot
scar's record?? what's that butt?
386 comments, James.
When 200 are you defending your other profile, I mean "friend," it's easy to rack up easy comment totals, dumb fuck.
ButtFungus that is by no means a "record."
http://muchosucko.com/discussed
the oranje one doesn't count..it was forced...fact
fucking attention whore english,,they're all alike
It would have been 1st, maybe not over 1000, but it has over 400 more comments than the 2nd.
It was at about 800 before Cruel wanted to push it over 1000
I'm not sure what you're talking about but I have 2000.
I remember it being lower than 800 before people started going for 1st.
No, it was already 1st. The target was to get to 1000, not 1st.
Even dik points it out as being really high, at over 700, without Hank being there.
Anyway, I don't really care...whatever.
yeah everyone couldnt get enough of telling you what a fucking ugly english toothless fuck you were.
good times.
I wasn't trying to attack you oranje, don't get all touchy and defensive. Haha, but whatever you don't care anyway right?
The point was buttfungus/scarlet failed miserably
Nah, it's cool.
Looking back at that, I now realise where mine & steves relationship went sour.
We got on fine before I called him stupid & accused him of ruining my story game.
I always thought steve started shit with me, apparently I'm the trouble maker responsible.
Hmmmm
hank is still a cocksucker
I am really cool. Can't you tell? Just look at my shirt.
is that a pic of your ladyboy with a dart on its face behind you?
Do you have down's syndrome?
Asperger's.
yay at steve and oj swapping spit!
Haha! Nice shirt Eight-Mile, I was gonna write a derogatory ode to your monstrous visage, but I'm stymied by gales of uncontrollable laughter.
P.S. Did you do the crow art?
It's quite a nice shirt, yes, thank you.
No, I bought that piece. It's a large wood cut print.
Plantshit will love it .
I thought it was a Plantshit original.
That's way too advanced for a planty drawing.
That's way too advanced for planty full stop.
I like it.
i know a creep when i see one,and im looking at one right now
-Darnell,Christine
I know a retard when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
-Fugs, Mucho
nice beard, that type is called bear-twat where i live. anyone here who is going to print this picture and post a photo with cum on it?
Up north after we shoot a bear and and we
see that it has a big old twat, we
say, "look at the Henry Chinaski on that one"
stfu, bitch. or at least try sticking to one account, your bullshit charade is over anyways.
please photoshop him,like make him a zombie?
or shrek
Do it yourself you lazy fucks
Hiya Hanky *waves sexily*
Like you know anything about "sexily" chubby fucker.
chubby can be sexy
Not in your case fries, sorry.
Get a fucking avatar cuntface.
Thanks for your comment Sgt Cock-o.
An avatar of your tits, hun.
Some things never change.
I have no idea what you're talking about, babe.
Jesus Christ, what a few kids and a wife does to a man... I take it the passport pic was at least 10 years old. Anyways lookin good Hanky!!!
Ha ha, there are about 7 or 8 years between these photos.
I bet I'll age better than you. Women almost never age well.
Actually 25 looks great on me.
And before anyone says so would their load on my face...Fuck off.
What a bitch
Doesn't matter. 25 changes into not 25 real fast.
I looked pretty good at 25 and am still not bad at 41.
Always so modest.
Nah everyone's would look better on Steven Seagulls. Who is the fucker anyways?
He's the guy who's cock is in your ass.
Modesty doesn't get you anything in today's world.
what the fuck have I done to you to give you the shits?
You were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Just move on, Minty, move on.
who am i, mini-man?
47 comments and 0 submissions in
almost five years? WHO THE FUCK ARE
YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH? go back to
lurking, stupid motherfucker, and leave
the comments to the non-retarded.
Stop being such a nosy bitch.
stop being, bitch!
AND STOP REPLYING TO MY COMMENTS, CUNT!
Ill do whatever the fuck I want.
and what you want is to follow me around like a little bitch, right?
grow some balls and ignore me, shithead, if you want to quit being a pussy.
good little bitch!
hey i left a comment on the boobslap vid,
just for you.
go fetch!
i like how the bottom of the chin is also the top of the neck
He's got no adams apple either
Tom Arnold's less successful brother.
Holy shit hank you fat fuck you look dopier than Elchris.
You should try sleeping instead of posting stupid shit on mucho all night.
Haha, let's see your pic, nobody.
I'd like to see Wankos pic.
I bet he looks stressed.
I do have wild mood swings.
Wanko would never be man enough to post his pic.
Or attention-whore enough.
Or MAN enough.
You are a fucking serious pussy. You're criticism isn't worth shit.
Yeah, pussy.
I'm not a criticism.
He's a number
*your
*suck it Wanko, you pussy faggot.
i got banned from chat again, i'll just annoy you cocksuckers for the next 1/2 hour
What a surprise. I would think a piece of shit like you would be very popular in chat.
You look tired, Hank. Wife and munchkin depriving you of sleep?
Nope, I am BURSTING with energy.
Wow, the lost Baldwin brother finally comes forward.
ģ ģ ģ ģ ģ ģ ģ ģ ģ ģ
hahah and youve got the nerve to be calling anyone fat.. youre little and stocky, looking like a dumbass
you.....saw the pic you posted right? like you've seen yourself? i would not judge if i had a head like yours
dik, you mean the coked out, meth teeth, fucked in the ass looking picture elfag posted?
id call fake, but nobody would claim to look like this
Ha ha, I would love to kick your skinny ass.
i'm not a violent guy..but i'd piss on his head after you were done
im sorry ive hurt your feelings so much, pops
if you were on fire i'd light my cigarette from your burning face
then tell you to quit burning so loud
Hahahahahaa!
i got to admit dik, that made me fucking laugh
Fancy having a homo-beard like that...
jealous?
i always shave mine off every 7th day
huh? i thought you were stuck in the past?
No hat, not worth a look.
wait...
Anybody know why my 'Mucho Homepage' keeps going back to 16th Sept ?
Maybe you need glasses, you old ass cone head mutant.
space-time continuum has been broken.
It is the 16th dumbass
or 23rd?
groundhog fries
Actually it's stuck on the 15th not the 16th ... cant even use the <<older newer>> buttons.
Take the mouse out of your ass.
Spray some WD-40 in your hard drive and it'll loosen right up.
am i the only one who thought he'd be a bit more... you know... chinese/asian?
Probably not.
That is the .... GAYEST SHIRT I'VE EVER SEEN, holy shit you queer.
hiya camy
What's wrong with the shirt?
Hello xz, how was The Chamber of the Banned?
Oh I dunno, maybe cause it has flowers on it, but yeah sure, nothing gay about that right ...
it was a blast
Ummm, most Hawaiian shirts have some kind of flowers on them...
*cum
Your shirts might have, but that's nothing to do with the rest of us.
fugs is right camy, hawaiian shirts do usually have flowers on them but some just have palm trees or beaches or something like that. I would definitely wear that shirt.
id highly recomend you wearing one of those shirts when walking into a slum
I wear tropical shirts all the time, they are very comfortable.
Not really anywhere you could describe as a 'slum' around here though, there are a few 'hoods' and some redneck pits but nothing too bad.
only fat guys wear those shirts
I do have a belly, but I'm not drum fat.
Hey, I wear those shirts!
Oh...
elchris is right, you'd get mugged wearing that shit around here.
I don't live in a slum, and there are no muggings around here at all.
Oh, I guess that means I can wear whatever I like. Sucks to be you losers.
my sentiments exactly
Shirts are for pussies.
Is it wrong that I think he looks like a more attractive Jim breuer?
yes. Jim Breuer is way hotter than this chode
I certainly wouldn't say it was correct.
Hi Typs.
Heya fugs :)
You know you are on my mucho top ten, I think you were robbed.
Awwww thanks!
*blushes
Typical and Fugs sitting in a tree
R I M M I N G
And?
Jealous or something?
Whats wrong with that Cheeky? As long as they are clean....
Might be risky doing it in a tree though.
Did I say that it was wrong? Possum can vouch for Fugs cleanliness.
+1 Team No colorfast detergents in Japan
+1 Team Nancy boy
+10 Team ladyboy cocksucker
i was referring to maycock
see what i did there?
oh snap
Now there's a fuckworthy guy.
hotter than scarlet
and i'll just post another hooray to make sure this gets more comments than the beasts picture.
comment cunts are for pussies.
haha, *counts
A Hawaiian shirt and you teach Asian children... pretty safe to say you have some fuckin' weird fetishes.
I dunno, he could have been wearing an asian shirt and teaching Hawaiian children.
or he could be teaching shirts and wearing children...
that makes no fucking sense.
It was written just for you
all my comments are, obviously.
stop trying to fucking woo me with your shitty comments.
I SAID DOWN!
Fuck you
you're not even trying anymore, just straying around, right?
nah. I have a Chemistry test later today and its hard multitasking when you're typing to a jackass.
ButtFugly's multi-tasking is smelling one finger while another one is stuck in his asshole.
yo Hank, you need to buy a leash for your little bitch when you're not around. This fucker is annoying as hell.
Wipe your fingers off before you use the keyboard.
thank you, mother Teresa
Nope, she is dead. Let me introduce you to Hank.
its a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
What material is that shirt Hanky ?
Don't know offhand. I could check later if I remember.
wtf man, you have the stare of a mad man.
nice shirt.
*are
and that is a nice shirt
exactly my point.
it sure is.
I have lots of Hawaiin type shirts. As dwhill has pointed out, they are very comfortable, especially is the hot and humid Japanese summers.
*in