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Hip Hop Is Dead

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  • 42Adams
    42Adams 2009-03-25T04:11:57Z says:

    Hip Hop really is dead

    This popular subgenre is brought to you by materialism.

    I’d like to thank Bentley, Alizé champagne, and Sean Jean clothing.
    We’d like to thank the record industry for
    Marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12 year olds and a pop
    Culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid,
    Superficial entertainment.

    Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot
    Phrase about these haters I sometimes have to shoot
    Rhyme about my clothes, props to my hometown
    Lyrics that say nothing – cause that’s how we get down
    Phrase about my clique, don't step to me punk
    Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk
    Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way
    It’s just too bad our songs don’t have anything to say!

    CHROUS
    Generic crunk rap! (What) Generic crunk rap! (Yeah)
    Generic crunk rap! (What) We don’t mess around
    Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) Generic crunk rap! (What)
    Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound

    Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
    Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)
    Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
    Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

    Phrase about my car, rhyme about my crew (Volvo!)
    Rap about how much more crunk I am than you
    Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling
    Chorus where I scream cause I don’t know how to sing
    Rhyme supporting guns, and also drinking 40’s
    Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties
    Rhyme about my dough, and then some made up lyrics
    Get off the gas you swinga, check the deuce, yo sabiirit

    CHORUS
    Generic crunk rap! (What) Generic crunk rap! (Yeah)
    Generic crunk rap! (What) We don’t mess around
    Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) Generic crunk rap! (What)
    Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound
    Buy clothes (Get crunk) Hennesy (Get crunk)
    Escalades (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)
    Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
    Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

    Grandmaster Flash, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
    KRS, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
    Run-DMC, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
    But who can argue with the charts
    When we’re sitting at the top?
    Rakim, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
    Chuck D, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
    De La Soul, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
    And we’re making so much money
    That we ain’t about to stop!

    Coca Cola! (Get crunk) Nike! (Get crunk)
    McDonalds! (Get crunk) Disney! (Get crunk)
    Fox Network! (Get crunk) Armani! (Get crunk)
    Gap Clothing! (Get crunk) Mercedes! (Get crunk)
    DKNY! (Get crunk) Courvoisier! (Get crunk)
    Prada! (Get crunk) Wal-Mart! (Get crunk)
    Chucky Cheese! (Get crunk) Ralph Lauren! (Get crunk)
    G-Unit sneakers! (Get crunk) Louis Vuitton! (Get crunk)
    I’m just playing Lil Jon. You know I love you.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-03-25T04:31:11Z says:

      I'm sure there's a point to what you're saying... but fuck you man.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-03-25T06:01:10Z says:

      Adams you are absolutely right in ever sense of the word.

      i dont listen to any rap past 93'

    • DushanMandik
      DushanMandik 2009-03-25T06:46:31Z says:

      You're actually unemployed aren't you 42Adams??? That's sad...hopefully the economy will improve!

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-03-25T07:07:18Z says:

      How'd you know dushan? did your mom tell you she cant afford me anymore?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-03-25T07:24:50Z says:

      noob is noob

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-03-25T09:11:47Z says:

      lol at morph for the 93' comment. i call bullshit

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-03-25T18:16:11Z says:

      He excluded Illmatic and Ready to Die almost without thinking.....

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-03-26T02:34:39Z says:

      exactly

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-03-26T02:36:02Z says:

      reasonable doubt and all eyes on me

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-03-26T06:41:26Z says:

      haha you think just caus eim black i listen to that shitty "my dick is bigger than yours" music?

      it has no fucking meaning anymore. just how many bitches you fucked and weed you smoked and niggas you killed.

      what a fucking rape of the hip hop culture

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-03-26T06:52:58Z says:

      Man.. whatever rap music you are talking about, before 93 or whatever, I'm into that shit too.... What, like Digable Planets.. maybe some Eric B and Rakim... Big Daddy Kane? Well.. I just don't understand how you could leave Nas and Biggy out of the picture if you're talking about quality rap music.....

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-03-26T07:16:29Z says:

      lol and saying that tupac only represents all that shit is foolish. you pick and choose what you hear from a rap song, some people hear "my dick is better than yours" some people hear motivational messages. you must be hearing the wrong things buddy.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-03-26T23:52:08Z says:

      btw... ^^^I think that means morph has a small dick... :'(

  • Studebaker
    Studebaker 2009-03-25T04:22:40Z says:

    So fake. William Hung wannabe.

    • MisterBanksIII
      MisterBanksIII 2009-03-25T06:53:59Z says:

      Tryin' REAL hard for that viral thing.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-03-25T07:22:07Z says:

      Yeah, that fake Chinese shit isn't funny.

  • Yourmomswatching
    Yourmomswatching 2009-03-25T04:27:14Z says:

    Pllease some one make it rain bullets in this guys direction.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-03-25T07:23:59Z says:

      i have the overwhelming urge to kick him a bunch of times and hit him with a chair like that asian kid from yesterday

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-03-25T04:51:46Z says:

    I like 50 cent.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-03-25T06:04:14Z says:

      I like the Fat Boys.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-25T06:07:41Z says:

      Remember Disorderlies?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-03-25T06:10:50Z says:

      Yeah. I Netflixed that a while back. That shit's funny.

    • skulk
      skulk 2009-03-25T07:26:30Z says:

      remember the beatboxing mixed with classical music

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:29:29Z says:

      Del tha funky is where the music is at.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-03-25T07:32:23Z says:

      Fuck off, Richy Rich. Adults are talking here.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-03-25T07:34:10Z says:

      Nobody can beatbox like Buffy. RIP.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:34:31Z says:

      Your dick has to be at least 7 inches long to talk in this post urk.
      And no, pussies don't count.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-03-25T07:35:17Z says:

      Lay off the drugs, man.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:35:33Z says:

      Jackson 5 had the ill beat box.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:36:36Z says:

      First I'll lay your mother urky.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-03-25T07:38:09Z says:

      After crying all night, now you grow some balls you pussy? You're bi-polar. Or maybe bi-sexual?

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:40:47Z says:

      oh sorry, after i dropped my balls in your mothers mouth, I just gained this extra growth of confidence. I'm using all that confidence on her right now too.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:42:28Z says:

      woops, i just lost all my confidence all over your mother's chest.
      That's going to be a bitch to clean.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-03-25T07:45:05Z says:

      Whatever you say, you'll always be known as the Trust Fund Bitch that cried to strangers on the internet. So keep telling those very original mother jokes.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:46:06Z says:

      I'll survive, because you'll be known as nobody..

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-03-25T07:47:13Z says:

      Good one. Now go spend your daddy's money.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:48:12Z says:

      Come here and give me hug, it will all be alright.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-03-25T07:48:31Z says:

      lovers spat?

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T07:49:35Z says:

      He only wants me for my money.

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-25T08:15:16Z says:

      bragging about money and your body is pretty pathetic..shut up

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T08:19:25Z says:

      I swear I hate being called a rich white boy.
      My wardrobe consists of modells sweat shirts and 4 pairs a levis.
      You will never hear me talking about inherited money on this site ever again.

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-25T08:22:59Z says:

      you're bragging right now

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-25T08:23:30Z says:

      in fact shut the fuck up

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T08:24:47Z says:

      I believe anything inherited isn't worth bragging about.
      I want to earn my own income for the self accomplishment.
      I'm trying you dik.

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-25T08:24:55Z says:

      i'll never talk about all the cool money i have or my sweet wardrobe ever again...you sure are a humble guy

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-25T08:26:39Z says:

      I dress like a bum.
      If you met me in person, you wouldn't think of me as the bragging type.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2009-03-25T08:38:52Z says:

      I like MC Chris

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-03-25T08:53:59Z says:

      my backpack has jets

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-25T12:12:50Z says:

      i have Fatboys albums on vinyl

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2009-03-26T07:46:49Z says:

      that would make it an album

  • mrubermonkey
    mrubermonkey 2009-03-25T05:19:59Z says:

    Asians are worse dancers than whites apparently.

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2009-03-25T05:59:34Z says:

      The last time I watched MTV they were. At least MTV thought so.

    • DushanMandik
      DushanMandik 2009-03-25T06:47:59Z says:

      /\/\NIGGER!

  • iamgodandyoudie
    iamgodandyoudie 2009-03-25T06:07:09Z says:

    My rovely rady rump.

  • MahzerFacker
    MahzerFacker 2009-03-25T12:08:33Z says:

    I make it rain
    I make it rain
    I make it rain on da HORSE

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2009-03-25T21:41:31Z says:

    This guy is the only thing NOT gay or lame about rap.

  • RigorMortis
    RigorMortis 2009-03-26T07:42:31Z says:

    The "Soya Boy" made me smile

patronkitty358
posted March 25, 2009

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