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Comments to Hit the Cops
They do believe giving is better than receiving.
lol @ the kicks...
he was aiming for that dudes sack
Kick em when theyre up, kick em when theyre down....
yeah, that black haired cop does not know how to fuckin fight.
I just thought it was hilarious that the dark haired pig wasn't even trying to arrest/subdue him. He just kicked him and started swinging.
^ true... pigs is beautiful!
haha this is what happens when you listen to too much NWA and you get caught stealing some lipbalm. i would know.
Mike, you do realize that you just admitted to stealing, as well as using-lipbalm?
Wow, you needed to steal 99 cent lipbalm and then fought the police? Thats so cool.
And you say I think I'm a badass.
you missed anal lube^
Mako, of course he uses lipbalm, tha fag blows dudes left and right. I bet his lips are as chapped as his ass.
^ Sometimes i think you sit around all day and think of things to say in preparation for the updates of the day
Hahaha!
jokes fellas seriously think i stole lipbalm and listened to too much NWA and fought cops? lolol i dont think so. but i do use lip balm. my shit gets cracky
I used lip balm whilst working outdoors in the winter. My lips got hella chapped to I lip balmed those right up. Good as new(?), within a day.
lipbalm for your lovers herpes :D
hey leave NWA outta this
i love NWA. you know that ice cube wrote everyones lyrics right? minus EAZY
Thats not really everyone then, is it?
mage might have a point there. wouldnt surprise me at all
Yeah, elchris, I have prior knowledge of the next days posts and I spend the day think of what I could say. You really are a fucking dumbshit. Do you think yak and Deja call me and tell what is gonna be posted so I can prepare?
ah, the inner plotting of the mucho world
its not hard to think up the shit 1rish1 post:
You're Gay
Noone Cares
I'll Whoop Ass
You're Gay
and so on
mikebeez:
I love cock.
My asshole needs a cum injection, STAT!.
Some lame skater bullshit.
I love cock.
and so on
1rish is the muscle of Mucho's underground operations.
Mikebeez however...you're just a fucking homo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
pretty generic there wouldnt ya say freshie?
Sometimes less is more Ginger.
isnt gimmieafreshie some sad loser that idolizes a fitional retarded character
GimmieAFreshie says:
1rish is the muscle of Mucho's underground operations.
wow, what a cocksucker
yea its like gimmeafreshies putdowns are from 1998
so... i'm just gonna go a LITTLE off topic here, but - does everyone hate mikebeez or what? i love that you all hate him too.
he's like the one kid in high school that everyone picks on... even the nerds pick on this kid.
1998 was a good year. For me at least. So shut the fuck up Beez. Seriously, just shut the fuck up.
I'm cooler than you and you suck noob.
hey freshie i have been a member 3 months longer than you. so that would make you a noob not me. lol i wish i was that kid who everyone picked on that would draw swords and shit and threaten people yes!
why are you pointing out how "long" you've been on here? good fucking job man. you've still been here less than a year. and i've been registered for almost 2 years longer than you, not to mention I went probably another year a two just watching shit on here and not posting. YOU SUCK, KID.
the only reason i pointed it out was because gimme called me a noob and i was just saying ive been registered longer than he. not you or anyone else, and ive been watching mucho forever but noone cares. you should read more before you come at me all white trash style man. and did i make fun of you or something why ya being hostile
white trash style? i fucking live in the santa clarita valley in california... not EXACTLY white trash. anyway he can call you a noob even if you've been here slightly longer. know why? because people don't like you in real life, and most importantly - on mucho.
nice you know alot about me right? i didnt think so.
I'm starting to feel rather old now reading this K-Mart brand discourse. And fuck you cold, white trash doesn't depend on your location you dumbfuck. You come across as pretty white trashy to me.
Beezy? Don't sink man. Rise splendidly! Hahaha.
Fuck you Rish...fucking gayest member of this site...and STILL in denial and attempting to deflect. Damn, if I had a dollar for every time you said blah blah some random guy suck my cock, blah blah you need a cum injection in your ass, blah blah your dad shoots his wad in your back door etc. etc. ad infinitum - I too could live in the strictly non-white trashy Santa Clarita Valley, CA. Hahaha! Fucking priceless shit.
And fuck da po-leeese, fuck, fuck, fuck da po-leeese.
Ha! Ahhh man.. Damnit.. I love it Cruella.. I've been away too long. K-mart discourse? That should probably be trademarked.. (unless you stole that from the new Koontz novel). Too much cock-talk for me though..
oh yeah, beez.. stop trying so hard man.. its unattractive.
Come on man. You know I write all my own shit! Do you have some weird fantasy that I sit around reading Koontz novels, and quoting from them?? Actually, I don't read at all, but isn't Koontz just like a cheap King? Which would be bad in itself.
Credibility-wise.. yes, bad.. Good for business though, when you're churning out a novel every 3 months.. but hey, the folks in the trailer parks need something simple enough to wrap their minds around... and the extra big font helps too :D
"Hi, my name is 1irish1. I like to shout random insults to seem like a badass in the mucho community...But usually everyone just laughs at me :("
who the hell are you?
Can't you read? He's 'matt'...'the' matt in fact. And, he has a really low membership to comment ratio. He must save them up.
who the hell are you?
i thought i explained the comment count thing when we put it in? pretty sure i did. here it goes again:
any comments pre-great crash don't count, cause those comments were wiped out and there was no code to track them
admin isn't sure exactly when the code got put in to start counting people's comments, so let's give it an arbitrary date of... jan 2007.
so in conclusion:
- you're all noobs compares to yak, admin and myself
- lurking time NEVER counts, so don't bother mentioning it, cause no one cares
- members who've been around more than 2 or 3 years can call other people noobs
- comment count actually means shit, but it gives you guys something to "boost" yourselves up with
cold, dont't even try to spoeak for everyone you stupid fuck.
GimmeeAFacial, "I'm cooler than you" - who the fuck says shit like that, you loser!
dik? who the hell are you? According to her divine logic, YOU are the noob...and I've earned the right to call lots of people noobs. Awww. Love her.
Oranje? I'm cooler than dik...
i don't care how long anyone's been here...you're a noob to me
here's the catch cruelhm... no one likes you, so that makes your year of joining null and void
Right back at you dikless.
Do I honestly seem like I want people to like me here Deja sweetheart? Fuck. I have a funny way of showing that.
excellent rule/guideline..if you suck , you don't count
You look like an 80 year old man. I think that counts as sucking...so you fall foul of your own little rule there/
you know what i noticed buttman? when you talk to me you keep your comments nice and short...just like i like them...you know why? ..because i told you to..that's why...you are a bitch
suck on that
They are short, because I really don't have much to say to you other than you're a sad old cunt, because you don't really say very much to me other than your normal predictable shit. And I like the funny lil e-thug impression. Very cute.
I bet deja just about goes crazy dealing with us sometimes.
Very Cute?!? Dik!?!
gaaaaay..cruel you fag
i´ve got Extreme lip Salve - so there. nah nah nah nah nah
Dik, you rose to the bait.
Shut up you bunch of faggot n00bs.
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Except you Deja. ;-)
Suffering sycophants.
lol dik is a litte rat looking fucker, hes the guy you see getting knocked out everytime you goto the bar. and then he stubles home alone.
I'm pretty sure you meant stumbles* not stubles like on your boyfriends balls that tickle your chin.
FFS! Everyone knows stubles is the new stumbles. As in 'Fuck! I was so fucked up last night...my sorry ass was stubling into folks all night long.' It's being major fucked up stumbling blind drunk. Stubling your junk all over the shop. Check dat shit, boi.
Trying too hard ^
yea you were pretty faded
Okay. Who thinks they're insulting who now? GimmeAMeshWeave seemed to think he got a good one on Beezy, but clearly meant to put 'not stubbles like on your boyfriends chin that tickle your balls.' The other way round is just nonsensical...so FAIL.
Me? I wasn't trying at all.
lol u guys suck
How fucked did he have to be not to see that coming?
"I Fought The Law, And The Law Won
I Fought The Law, And The Law Made Me Shit My Boxers"
...total, absolute silence
except, of course, from the yapster
heh... tough guys are funny...
I'll take "not too bright" for a thousand, Alex.
Who is The-Best-Comment-Winner?
definetly not you 1rish1
Apparently you are not smart enough to get that one.
1rish wins!!! what does he get....a day of sucking dirty homeless guys nuts clean....and as a bonus....they will finger your entry hole for you
We also have some nice parting gifts for our 2nd and 3rd place contestants.
Hmmmm....this brings back certain memories of college.
Like swinging insipidly and ineffectually at a dumb cop with his guard down...totally missing, and then getting a grade C assbeating, and lying on the ground like the little bitch you are? Yeah, this brings back certain memories of your college days to me too.
Uhh no. Actually hitting the cop and getting locked-up does for me.
PS: Fuck you.
Hi Captain
Please tell me was in Nelsonville.
Hi jamiee. How is your trip going?
Zilla, nah, I had matured by then.
Don't kick me bro!
Yep, right to the package. Dropped him too.
eh thats pretty much what everyone else wouldve done too
except some of us wouldve conveniently forgot we have a tazer
Honestly, cops like it when you fight them. My buddy is a Dep. and loves domestic dispute calls, they will beat the shit out of you and throw you in solitary until you heal. It has happened many many times. Many members of my family are lawyers and they deal with it frequently.
Quit trying to cover up your abusive family
^ Fail
yea i have a few friends who are by coincidence black. but they have tried to fight cops like 4 times and the cops never fight them they just take their weed and bolt. reverse racism is a bitch.
mikebeez says: I'm full of shit. I offer rimjobs whenever the cops pull me over.
then you should wipe yer ass clean before you offer them yer volcano to eat. No wonder yer always getting arrested.
mike, what part of that story has anything to do with the ethnicity of your imaginary friends?
another reply fail and you were talking about cops loving to fight and i was talking about cops who dont fight.
hes a fuckin hero but he had no chance
He would of had a better chance if he pulled up his pants.
Do cops carry battons anymore, cause that looked like it should have been a busted knee cap moment.
That big fucking Mag Light would have worked.
Hah only in america do the police go easy on some one instead of beating him senseless
yeah yeah kick that crackers ass!! tase him! tase him!
I have to work with dumbasses everyday. I see them come and I see them go. However they usually aren't as stupid as this dumbass.
Cheap shot a cop: free
new drawers because you shit your old drawers when you got your stupid ass tazed: Priceless!
Did ya see about 0.57 secs, the cops def lookin round to see if there´s cameras or witnesses.
I know about these things
I like it how they first beat the shit out of him and then give his heart an electro massage
We usually see a nigga getting the love form the cops, I hope the clean cut white boy sues.
i guess the police academy doesn't teach how to fight.
LMAO