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Hit the Cops

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Comments to Hit the Cops

  • redrum
    redrum 2009-01-07T05:16:20Z says:

    They do believe giving is better than receiving.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-07T05:33:37Z says:

      lol @ the kicks...

    • AnalxCunt
      AnalxCunt 2009-01-07T06:21:29Z says:

      he was aiming for that dudes sack

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2009-01-07T14:13:20Z says:

      Kick em when theyre up, kick em when theyre down....

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-01-07T22:53:54Z says:

      yeah, that black haired cop does not know how to fuckin fight.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2009-01-08T01:32:48Z says:

      I just thought it was hilarious that the dark haired pig wasn't even trying to arrest/subdue him. He just kicked him and started swinging.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-08T06:12:03Z says:

      ^ true... pigs is beautiful!

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2009-01-07T05:17:36Z says:

    haha this is what happens when you listen to too much NWA and you get caught stealing some lipbalm. i would know.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-07T05:20:51Z says:

      Mike, you do realize that you just admitted to stealing, as well as using-lipbalm?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T05:20:56Z says:

      Wow, you needed to steal 99 cent lipbalm and then fought the police? Thats so cool.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T05:21:33Z says:

      And you say I think I'm a badass.

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2009-01-07T05:24:02Z says:

      you missed anal lube^

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T05:24:58Z says:

      Mako, of course he uses lipbalm, tha fag blows dudes left and right. I bet his lips are as chapped as his ass.

    • Mage
      Mage 2009-01-07T05:27:37Z says:

      ^ Sometimes i think you sit around all day and think of things to say in preparation for the updates of the day

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T05:30:12Z says:

      Hahaha!

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T05:31:12Z says:

      jokes fellas seriously think i stole lipbalm and listened to too much NWA and fought cops? lolol i dont think so. but i do use lip balm. my shit gets cracky

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-07T05:35:00Z says:

      I used lip balm whilst working outdoors in the winter. My lips got hella chapped to I lip balmed those right up. Good as new(?), within a day.

    • MANBLA
      MANBLA 2009-01-07T05:38:40Z says:

      lipbalm for your lovers herpes :D

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-01-07T05:52:40Z says:

      hey leave NWA outta this

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T05:58:17Z says:

      i love NWA. you know that ice cube wrote everyones lyrics right? minus EAZY

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T06:08:28Z says:

      Thats not really everyone then, is it?

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T06:13:39Z says:

      mage might have a point there. wouldnt surprise me at all

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T06:23:58Z says:

      Yeah, elchris, I have prior knowledge of the next days posts and I spend the day think of what I could say. You really are a fucking dumbshit. Do you think yak and Deja call me and tell what is gonna be posted so I can prepare?

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-01-07T06:43:01Z says:

      ah, the inner plotting of the mucho world

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T08:01:12Z says:

      its not hard to think up the shit 1rish1 post:
      You're Gay
      Noone Cares
      I'll Whoop Ass
      You're Gay
      and so on

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T08:13:19Z says:

      mikebeez:
      I love cock.
      My asshole needs a cum injection, STAT!.
      Some lame skater bullshit.
      I love cock.
      and so on

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2009-01-07T08:21:46Z says:

      1rish is the muscle of Mucho's underground operations.

      Mikebeez however...you're just a fucking homo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T08:32:04Z says:

      pretty generic there wouldnt ya say freshie?

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2009-01-07T08:43:29Z says:

      Sometimes less is more Ginger.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T08:45:07Z says:

      isnt gimmieafreshie some sad loser that idolizes a fitional retarded character

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T08:45:45Z says:

      GimmieAFreshie says:
      1rish is the muscle of Mucho's underground operations.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-07T08:45:57Z says:

      wow, what a cocksucker

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T08:52:10Z says:

      yea its like gimmeafreshies putdowns are from 1998

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-07T09:02:31Z says:

      so... i'm just gonna go a LITTLE off topic here, but - does everyone hate mikebeez or what? i love that you all hate him too.

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-07T09:02:50Z says:

      he's like the one kid in high school that everyone picks on... even the nerds pick on this kid.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2009-01-07T09:03:05Z says:

      1998 was a good year. For me at least. So shut the fuck up Beez. Seriously, just shut the fuck up.

      I'm cooler than you and you suck noob.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T09:08:57Z says:

      hey freshie i have been a member 3 months longer than you. so that would make you a noob not me. lol i wish i was that kid who everyone picked on that would draw swords and shit and threaten people yes!

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-07T09:14:30Z says:

      why are you pointing out how "long" you've been on here? good fucking job man. you've still been here less than a year. and i've been registered for almost 2 years longer than you, not to mention I went probably another year a two just watching shit on here and not posting. YOU SUCK, KID.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T09:25:47Z says:

      the only reason i pointed it out was because gimme called me a noob and i was just saying ive been registered longer than he. not you or anyone else, and ive been watching mucho forever but noone cares. you should read more before you come at me all white trash style man. and did i make fun of you or something why ya being hostile

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-07T09:58:24Z says:

      white trash style? i fucking live in the santa clarita valley in california... not EXACTLY white trash. anyway he can call you a noob even if you've been here slightly longer. know why? because people don't like you in real life, and most importantly - on mucho.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T10:48:47Z says:

      nice you know alot about me right? i didnt think so.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T11:19:58Z says:

      I'm starting to feel rather old now reading this K-Mart brand discourse. And fuck you cold, white trash doesn't depend on your location you dumbfuck. You come across as pretty white trashy to me.
      Beezy? Don't sink man. Rise splendidly! Hahaha.
      Fuck you Rish...fucking gayest member of this site...and STILL in denial and attempting to deflect. Damn, if I had a dollar for every time you said blah blah some random guy suck my cock, blah blah you need a cum injection in your ass, blah blah your dad shoots his wad in your back door etc. etc. ad infinitum - I too could live in the strictly non-white trashy Santa Clarita Valley, CA. Hahaha! Fucking priceless shit.
      And fuck da po-leeese, fuck, fuck, fuck da po-leeese.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-01-07T11:34:44Z says:

      Ha! Ahhh man.. Damnit.. I love it Cruella.. I've been away too long. K-mart discourse? That should probably be trademarked.. (unless you stole that from the new Koontz novel). Too much cock-talk for me though..
      oh yeah, beez.. stop trying so hard man.. its unattractive.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T11:41:24Z says:

      Come on man. You know I write all my own shit! Do you have some weird fantasy that I sit around reading Koontz novels, and quoting from them?? Actually, I don't read at all, but isn't Koontz just like a cheap King? Which would be bad in itself.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-01-07T11:47:27Z says:

      Credibility-wise.. yes, bad.. Good for business though, when you're churning out a novel every 3 months.. but hey, the folks in the trailer parks need something simple enough to wrap their minds around... and the extra big font helps too :D

    • itsthematt
      itsthematt 2009-01-07T14:25:06Z says:

      "Hi, my name is 1irish1. I like to shout random insults to seem like a badass in the mucho community...But usually everyone just laughs at me :("

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-07T15:19:03Z says:

      who the hell are you?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T15:27:02Z says:

      Can't you read? He's 'matt'...'the' matt in fact. And, he has a really low membership to comment ratio. He must save them up.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-07T15:41:26Z says:

      who the hell are you?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2009-01-07T15:44:19Z says:

      i thought i explained the comment count thing when we put it in? pretty sure i did. here it goes again:

      any comments pre-great crash don't count, cause those comments were wiped out and there was no code to track them
      admin isn't sure exactly when the code got put in to start counting people's comments, so let's give it an arbitrary date of... jan 2007.

      so in conclusion:
      - you're all noobs compares to yak, admin and myself
      - lurking time NEVER counts, so don't bother mentioning it, cause no one cares
      - members who've been around more than 2 or 3 years can call other people noobs
      - comment count actually means shit, but it gives you guys something to "boost" yourselves up with

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-07T15:44:48Z says:

      cold, dont't even try to spoeak for everyone you stupid fuck.

      GimmeeAFacial, "I'm cooler than you" - who the fuck says shit like that, you loser!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T16:00:06Z says:

      dik? who the hell are you? According to her divine logic, YOU are the noob...and I've earned the right to call lots of people noobs. Awww. Love her.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T16:04:40Z says:

      Oranje? I'm cooler than dik...

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-07T16:14:14Z says:

      i don't care how long anyone's been here...you're a noob to me

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2009-01-07T16:17:54Z says:

      here's the catch cruelhm... no one likes you, so that makes your year of joining null and void

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T16:23:32Z says:

      Right back at you dikless.
      Do I honestly seem like I want people to like me here Deja sweetheart? Fuck. I have a funny way of showing that.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-07T16:25:19Z says:

      excellent rule/guideline..if you suck , you don't count

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T16:27:01Z says:

      You look like an 80 year old man. I think that counts as sucking...so you fall foul of your own little rule there/

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-07T16:43:39Z says:

      you know what i noticed buttman? when you talk to me you keep your comments nice and short...just like i like them...you know why? ..because i told you to..that's why...you are a bitch

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-07T16:43:48Z says:

      suck on that

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T17:10:31Z says:

      They are short, because I really don't have much to say to you other than you're a sad old cunt, because you don't really say very much to me other than your normal predictable shit. And I like the funny lil e-thug impression. Very cute.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-01-07T17:45:33Z says:

      I bet deja just about goes crazy dealing with us sometimes.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2009-01-07T18:44:48Z says:

      Very Cute?!? Dik!?!

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-07T18:51:22Z says:

      gaaaaay..cruel you fag

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-01-07T22:56:35Z says:

      i´ve got Extreme lip Salve - so there. nah nah nah nah nah

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-01-07T22:57:16Z says:

      Dik, you rose to the bait.

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-01-07T23:34:07Z says:

      Shut up you bunch of faggot n00bs.
      -
      Except you Deja. ;-)

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T23:44:16Z says:

      Suffering sycophants.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-08T01:25:49Z says:

      lol dik is a litte rat looking fucker, hes the guy you see getting knocked out everytime you goto the bar. and then he stubles home alone.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2009-01-08T02:01:05Z says:

      I'm pretty sure you meant stumbles* not stubles like on your boyfriends balls that tickle your chin.



    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-08T02:08:26Z says:

      FFS! Everyone knows stubles is the new stumbles. As in 'Fuck! I was so fucked up last night...my sorry ass was stubling into folks all night long.' It's being major fucked up stumbling blind drunk. Stubling your junk all over the shop. Check dat shit, boi.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2009-01-08T02:34:11Z says:

      Trying too hard ^

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-08T02:34:41Z says:

      yea you were pretty faded

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-08T20:43:08Z says:

      Okay. Who thinks they're insulting who now? GimmeAMeshWeave seemed to think he got a good one on Beezy, but clearly meant to put 'not stubbles like on your boyfriends chin that tickle your balls.' The other way round is just nonsensical...so FAIL.
      Me? I wasn't trying at all.

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-01-09T01:33:41Z says:

      lol u guys suck

  • thatrugbyguy
    thatrugbyguy 2009-01-07T05:20:12Z says:

    How fucked did he have to be not to see that coming?

  • possum
    possum 2009-01-07T05:28:39Z says:

    "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won
    I Fought The Law, And The Law Made Me Shit My Boxers"

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-07T15:19:37Z says:

      ...total, absolute silence

    • possum
      possum 2009-01-07T17:16:46Z says:

      except, of course, from the yapster

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2009-01-07T05:33:01Z says:

    heh... tough guys are funny...

  • Mako
    Mako 2009-01-07T05:39:39Z says:

    I'll take "not too bright" for a thousand, Alex.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T05:55:33Z says:

      Who is The-Best-Comment-Winner?

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2009-01-07T09:09:21Z says:

      definetly not you 1rish1

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-07T13:57:13Z says:

      Apparently you are not smart enough to get that one.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-01-07T15:24:04Z says:

      1rish wins!!! what does he get....a day of sucking dirty homeless guys nuts clean....and as a bonus....they will finger your entry hole for you

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-08T04:45:09Z says:

      We also have some nice parting gifts for our 2nd and 3rd place contestants.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-01-07T06:53:24Z says:

    Hmmmm....this brings back certain memories of college.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-07T11:23:00Z says:

      Like swinging insipidly and ineffectually at a dumb cop with his guard down...totally missing, and then getting a grade C assbeating, and lying on the ground like the little bitch you are? Yeah, this brings back certain memories of your college days to me too.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-07T18:12:25Z says:

      Uhh no. Actually hitting the cop and getting locked-up does for me.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-07T18:12:42Z says:

      PS: Fuck you.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-01-07T18:23:55Z says:

      Hi Captain

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2009-01-07T18:37:59Z says:

      Please tell me was in Nelsonville.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-08T01:02:11Z says:

      Hi jamiee. How is your trip going?

      Zilla, nah, I had matured by then.

  • Endbn3
    Endbn3 2009-01-07T07:48:52Z says:

    Don't kick me bro!

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2009-01-07T18:46:49Z says:

      Yep, right to the package. Dropped him too.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2009-01-07T07:50:43Z says:

    eh thats pretty much what everyone else wouldve done too

    except some of us wouldve conveniently forgot we have a tazer

  • Endbn3
    Endbn3 2009-01-07T07:59:51Z says:

    Honestly, cops like it when you fight them. My buddy is a Dep. and loves domestic dispute calls, they will beat the shit out of you and throw you in solitary until you heal. It has happened many many times. Many members of my family are lawyers and they deal with it frequently.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2009-01-07T08:05:00Z says:

      Quit trying to cover up your abusive family

    • Endbn3
      Endbn3 2009-01-07T08:10:55Z says:

      ^ Fail

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T08:21:51Z says:

      yea i have a few friends who are by coincidence black. but they have tried to fight cops like 4 times and the cops never fight them they just take their weed and bolt. reverse racism is a bitch.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2009-01-07T08:26:44Z says:

      mikebeez says: I'm full of shit. I offer rimjobs whenever the cops pull me over.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2009-01-07T09:10:55Z says:

      then you should wipe yer ass clean before you offer them yer volcano to eat. No wonder yer always getting arrested.

  • Endbn3
    Endbn3 2009-01-07T09:19:00Z says:

    mike, what part of that story has anything to do with the ethnicity of your imaginary friends?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-07T09:58:13Z says:

      another reply fail and you were talking about cops loving to fight and i was talking about cops who dont fight.

  • crank
    crank 2009-01-07T09:59:28Z says:

    hes a fuckin hero but he had no chance

    • Scarecrow
      Scarecrow 2009-01-07T10:16:30Z says:

      He would of had a better chance if he pulled up his pants.

  • Star250
    Star250 2009-01-07T14:35:17Z says:

    Do cops carry battons anymore, cause that looked like it should have been a busted knee cap moment.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2009-01-07T18:48:33Z says:

      That big fucking Mag Light would have worked.

  • HermanzeGerman
    HermanzeGerman 2009-01-07T19:05:48Z says:

    Hah only in america do the police go easy on some one instead of beating him senseless

  • bigballss1
    bigballss1 2009-01-07T19:44:14Z says:

    yeah yeah kick that crackers ass!! tase him! tase him!

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2009-01-07T22:29:22Z says:

    I have to work with dumbasses everyday. I see them come and I see them go. However they usually aren't as stupid as this dumbass.

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2009-01-07T22:36:32Z says:

    Cheap shot a cop: free
    new drawers because you shit your old drawers when you got your stupid ass tazed: Priceless!

  • jimijames
    jimijames 2009-01-07T22:59:32Z says:

    Did ya see about 0.57 secs, the cops def lookin round to see if there´s cameras or witnesses.

    I know about these things

  • aXx
    aXx 2009-01-08T00:48:16Z says:

    I like it how they first beat the shit out of him and then give his heart an electro massage

  • smacbur
    smacbur 2009-01-08T03:40:18Z says:

    We usually see a nigga getting the love form the cops, I hope the clean cut white boy sues.

  • Filix1
    Filix1 2009-01-09T04:13:06Z says:

    i guess the police academy doesn't teach how to fight.

    LMAO

KiLLerSmUrF
posted January 07, 2009