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Comments to Hitler's Action Figure

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-08-24T04:06:47Z says:

    Does it come with jew hatred and syphilis?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-08-24T04:10:18Z says:

      No, but it does have Blitzkrieg grip.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-08-24T07:18:18Z says:

      Also the Eva Brown companion complete with the suicide weapon.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-08-24T07:20:51Z says:

      Eva Braun**

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-24T10:15:13Z says:

      Does it come with a battery operated palsy action?

    • KiLLerSmUrF
      KiLLerSmUrF 2008-08-24T10:42:08Z says:

      what about his horny dog? habba habba

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-08-24T11:12:33Z says:

      You beat me too it killersmurf. Blondie was such a trooper..

  • Mako
    Mako 2008-08-24T04:10:55Z says:

    I wonder if I can get it with the kung fu grip.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-08-24T04:17:25Z says:

    I wonder if there is a Pimp Chalice included?

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2008-08-24T04:30:50Z says:

      You have to get the Hitler Dinner Play set to get the pimp chalice.

  • Ashtrey
    Ashtrey 2008-08-24T05:34:44Z says:

    Kinda looks a bit like Gary Oldman...

    • Ashtrey
      Ashtrey 2008-08-24T05:38:24Z says:

      Fifth Element Oldman...

    • espada9
      espada9 2008-08-24T05:40:55Z says:

      Zorg?

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-08-24T05:50:03Z says:

      I'd like the cherry choking Zorg figure myself.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-08-24T07:19:27Z says:

      Or that cute little desk creature he has. Don't really know what to call it.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-08-24T06:17:14Z says:

    id buy it.

  • Dracul
    Dracul 2008-08-24T07:00:25Z says:

    The upper left picture is definitely snazzy, but I feel Hitler shoulda leaned more towards the Elton John look and not the...Nazi look.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-08-24T07:10:26Z says:

    hahah he even has kung fu grip

  • MisterBanksIII
    MisterBanksIII 2008-08-24T07:22:33Z says:

    Going to look for one of these right now.

  • iamgodandyoudie
    iamgodandyoudie 2008-08-24T07:32:38Z says:

    This comes free with the "Easy Bake Jew Cooker."

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-24T12:46:12Z says:

      You still have to buy the fold up gas play house seperate though.

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-08-24T09:34:50Z says:

    HITLER IS COOL

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-24T09:55:41Z says:

      ^was

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-24T10:15:46Z says:

      not

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-24T10:17:55Z says:

      was

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-08-24T14:05:49Z says:

      Hitler was gay

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-08-24T15:08:39Z says:

      Hitler was a sensitive man.

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-08-24T17:09:46Z says:

      Hitler's brain is in my basement.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-24T23:10:07Z says:

      and his testicle is in your mouth

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-08-25T02:46:55Z says:

      You got me confused with you're mom asshole!she has her balls in you're mouth.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-25T03:01:42Z says:

      Shut the fuck up you worthless faggot.

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-08-25T03:03:49Z says:

      And you can suck my dick 1rish you
      bead of anal sweat!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-25T03:13:28Z says:

      You can toss my salad you cum guzzling gutter slut.

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-08-25T03:19:17Z says:

      You eat the corn out of my shit after I ass rape you.You dick nibbling ass gobbling puddle of monkey spunk!

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-08-25T03:39:53Z says:

      ...Oh yeah and fuck you're mom,dad,brothers,sisters,and any disten relatives you have bitch! cocksucker

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-25T03:45:08Z says:

      You can feltch your moms asshole after I me and my dogs run a train on her.

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-08-25T13:21:53Z says:

      That was fuckin lame come up with something better asswipe!come on I'll give you another shot shit for brains!

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-08-26T14:57:59Z says:

      Fucking punk!not only do you suck my balls but everone else's at this site you walking pussy with a yeast infection go lay down by you're dish and die 1rish you fucking peon!

  • Lucius_Vulpes
    Lucius_Vulpes 2008-08-24T10:24:06Z says:

    You deffenetly need some more accesoires for that. Like a 770-K Mercedes-Benz. Like mentioned before an Eva Braun figurine would be nice. For political meetings a Churchill, Stalin, Hiro Ito, Roosevelt, and Mussolini figurines would be nice. It would be a great idea to add a train set and a few barracks a "shower" room and incineration ovens. Later on with Goebbels, Himmler, and many more figurines. Could be a hit ...

    • KiLLerSmUrF
      KiLLerSmUrF 2008-08-24T10:45:10Z says:

      You forget the famous Hitlildo (Hiter dildo) with vibrating arm. Good times... Good times...

    • drmikescott
      drmikescott 2008-08-24T13:48:23Z says:

      no wut this doll needs, is an audiance

  • Jones
    Jones 2008-08-24T11:17:55Z says:

    Don't forget to pick up the FDR action doll, wheel chair not included.

    • endo
      endo 2008-08-24T12:21:53Z says:

      what about the mussolini doll?

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-08-24T21:23:53Z says:

      Only available in the adult series, 18+

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-08-24T12:19:47Z says:

    hitler was an great man that only wanted to make things good for his people

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-24T12:47:52Z says:

      To bad his people didn't have a clue.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-08-24T22:20:18Z says:

      something like that

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-08-24T12:49:53Z says:

    I didn't even like G.I. Joe, why the fuck do you all want to play with dolls for? I have a cute sock puppet you all can play with. Who wants to be first?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-08-24T15:10:30Z says:

      Did they even have toys back in your day?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-24T21:34:43Z says:

      For 50 cents you could buy a whole bag of plastic army men, train them, and go take over Canada!

  • ivotedforhitler
    ivotedforhitler 2008-08-24T12:55:12Z says:

    where can i buy one???

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-08-24T16:14:40Z says:

      thehistorynetshop.com

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-24T16:22:18Z says:

      puffscocks collects dolls or so it seems

  • god
    god 2008-08-24T14:56:35Z says:

    hitler designed the voltswagen beetle

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-08-24T17:10:51Z says:

      and genocide!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-24T19:48:23Z says:

      Ferdinand Porsche designed the Beetle.

    • GAZBAG
      GAZBAG 2008-08-24T20:09:42Z says:

      See god knows fuck all!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-24T20:41:36Z says:

      Hitler may not have designed the volkswagen but he may have designed the voltswagen. The worlds first electric car?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-24T22:35:12Z says:

      is that supposed to be a joke ?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-24T23:18:39Z says:

      No, a joke is a Citroen

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-08-24T23:38:39Z says:

      Hahahha pwn3d.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-08-24T23:39:17Z says:

      Wait, fries what kinda car do you keep bragging about? Whatever it was, it's the joke.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-24T23:52:35Z says:

      My ZT-T is not a joke , you take that back right now El_Wanko

    • TheBaneOfPlantshit
      TheBaneOfPlantshit 2008-08-24T23:58:01Z says:

      yer entier existense is a JOKE

    • god
      god 2008-08-25T20:45:47Z says:

      in Munich in the summer of 1932, Hitler designed the prototype for what would become the immensely successful Beetle design for Volkswagen (literally, the "car of the people"). In an era where only the most economic elite possessed cars, Hitler believed that all people should be able to own a car and additionally thought that a smart design could allow for reliability, enjoyment, and vacation travel. The name given to the car in 1938 was Kraft durch Freude (KdF-Wagen, literally "strength through joy car").

      Hitler gave his design to the head of Daimler-Benz, Jakob Werlin, and stressed its importance

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T20:59:28Z says:

      In 1933, Adolf Hitler gave the order to Ferdinand Porsche to develop a "Volks-Wagen" (the name means "people's car" in German, in which it is pronounced [ˈfolksvagən]), a basic vehicle that should be capable of transporting two adults and three children at a speed of 100 km/h (62 mph). The People's Car would be made available to citizens of the Third Reich through a savings scheme at 990 Reichsmark, about the price of a small motorcycle at the time

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T21:01:45Z says:

      Furthermore, Erwin Komenda, Porsche's chief designer, was responsible for the design and styling of the car. Production only became financially viable, however, when it was backed by the Third Reich. War broke out before the large-scale production of the "People's Car" could commence, and manufacturing capacity was shifted to producing military vehicles. Production of civilian VW automobiles did not start until after the post-war occupation began.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T21:02:22Z says:

      Just because you're god doesn't mean you're always right.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-25T21:06:38Z says:

      Rover designed my MG ZT-T and it was awesome and there was much rejoicing down my street.

    • GAZBAG
      GAZBAG 2008-08-25T21:12:44Z says:

      i think you'll find a couple of brummy twats designed the ZT-T a put a bmw engine in it coz they didnt have the funds for a new engine design......fucking shit cars made by a shit company driven by old peeps that smell of wee and werthers originals

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-25T21:29:16Z says:

      According to a friend of mine who was an engineer at Rover the head gasket problem made up 75% of all warranty claims on that car. Quite ironic.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T21:44:41Z says:

      ZT-T = Zero Temperature Tolerance

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-25T21:47:42Z says:

      A large proportion of those 'head gasket' faults were caused by a badly fitting intake manifold to head gasket that lets water in from a water jacket on the intake manifold

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T21:51:49Z says:

      A lareger proportion of those faults were caused by them being crap.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T21:52:18Z says:

      Yeah, lareger!

      Fuck off.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-25T21:59:16Z says:

      Lareger ? is that some sort of shit dutch beer

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-25T22:02:26Z says:

      My ZT-T has 95,000 miles has just has a cambelt fitted and drives like it just came out of Longbridge .... well apart from the interior temp gauge reading -30c, the air bag and brake warning light come on occasionally...

    • GAZBAG
      GAZBAG 2008-08-25T22:12:48Z says:

      ha ha ha ha you'll defend that heap of shite to the hilt!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-25T22:33:40Z says:

      Fucking hell! It's chilly up in Yorkshire....by 'eck

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-25T22:33:49Z says:

      That's better

  • dik
    dik 2008-08-24T15:45:03Z says:

    looks like michael palin

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-08-24T22:48:47Z says:

    i had lots of action figures when i was a kid, you always undress them and pretend the action figures to have sex. Then the girls come over with barbie and ken, and we undress the dolls together and ourself and inspected each other genitals. Sort of....well i guess all people have this "I did this wierd thing when i was a kid" stories.....when still on the subject i remember how good life was, now life is only about money,sex and stuffs.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-24T22:57:57Z says:

      I had the He-Man character that was a lizard and you could unscrew his head and fill him with water and and push down on his head and it misted water out of it mouth and I peed in it and took it to school and was spraying the other kids with it and got in trouble.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-08-24T23:06:58Z says:

      i peed on my friends once, i dont know why i just felt to it. Maybe my childhood explane why i visit this site.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-08-24T23:40:04Z says:

      I have lots of stuffs.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-08-24T23:44:06Z says:

      but no sex or money , poor Wanker

    • TheBaneOfPlantshit
      TheBaneOfPlantshit 2008-08-24T23:47:45Z says:

      i had a swar wars scitons figure and i had hims in the bathrooms/ we'd pretend she was wrestingl after WWF and thens he would be in the bathroms with me. it was fun i plaeyd WWF withs that man for til i was 14i thnks? it was WWF wrstling and we did it inthe abathomroom

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-24T23:53:44Z says:

      do you 2 follow each other round like a pair of butt fucking bed buddies

    • TheBaneOfPlantshit
      TheBaneOfPlantshit 2008-08-24T23:55:50Z says:

      hwyas has to be bed? i'll fusk you in the streetd BITHC

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-25T22:27:46Z says:

      Fucking hell! It's chilly up in Yorkshire....by 'eck

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-25T22:33:24Z says:

      Hang on....wrong thread.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T22:38:34Z says:

      Haaaahahahahaha!

      Dumbo!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-25T22:45:21Z says:

      Go drown yourself in a bath of lareger!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T22:57:33Z says:

      Don't have a go at me, you're the one that fucked up.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-25T23:10:42Z says:

      I refer the right honorable gentleman to the answer I gave previously.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T23:29:09Z says:

      Your Hono(u)r, I would like to point out to my learned friend that a typographical error, to wit, the addition of an extraneous letter 'e' is a far lesser crime than posting in a completely different, and unrelated thread.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-26T17:48:09Z says:

      Has the learned member for Blackburn forgotten his own reply fault? Does the member for Blackburn need to be reminded of said fault? I await my learned friends response with interest...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-26T17:48:36Z says:

      *Checks it's in the correct thread*

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-26T18:01:45Z says:

      The Right Honorable Member for Blackburn (West) appeals for an adjournment in the proceedings on the grounds that it is darts night and he wants a beer or three.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-26T18:08:52Z says:

      I would put it to the Right Honorable Member for Blackburn (west) that he is running scared!

    • GAZBAG
      GAZBAG 2008-08-26T18:12:52Z says:

      ffs Fugs you live in Blackburn??? your closer than i thought!.....your not a paki tho are you?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-27T00:58:18Z says:

      You calling me a Paki?

      Gupta, Sanjit, go find gazbag and be cutting off his head! We are not Pakistanis! damn you! Damn you to Hades!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-27T01:11:27Z says:

      mah-der chod

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-27T01:11:58Z says:

      Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-27T18:29:14Z says:

      ^WTF???

      I don't remember typing that.

  • mamer
    mamer 2008-08-25T01:39:44Z says:

    I agree, fuck I wish I never grew up, now I have to worry about jacking off and putting gas on my car... sad sad sad

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-08-25T01:58:10Z says:

    It's easy to make fun of the nazis, but even easier to make fun of the idiot brits...
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-387680/Lethal-Star-Trek-blade-seized-knives-amnesty.html#

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-08-25T02:00:13Z says:

      Ahh it fucking cuts the link off.
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-387680/
      Lethal-Star-Trek-blade-seized-knives-amnesty.html#

      That there is a major victory in the war on knives. One less klingon batliff means ones less murdered romulan family in downtown london.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T02:11:00Z says:

      You've gotta watch out for those Klingons in London, they're bad tempered nasty fuckers, always wanting to fight.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-25T02:11:57Z says:

      Or is it the Lithuanians? I always get them mixed up.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-08-25T03:18:47Z says:

      What?

  • dirtysanchez
    dirtysanchez 2008-08-26T23:49:54Z says:

    I'm posting just for the fuck of it. I've been a member longer than 99% of you faggots

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-26T23:57:18Z says:

      so what? your're nobody

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-26T23:58:43Z says:

      who gives a fuck how long anyone's been her pieboy? look at tyrizzle he just joined recently and he's cooler than you....and he's black

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-26T23:59:59Z says:

      you don't even have a fucking avatar...don't you assume to tell me what's what

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-27T00:00:16Z says:

      buttslammer

    • dirtysanchez
      dirtysanchez 2008-08-27T18:56:25Z says:

      Get pissed about it fagtrash. Seriously.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-27T19:13:20Z says:

      noob

mamer
posted August 24, 2008