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Comments to Hitler's Action Figure

  • Fatties
    drumrave says:

    Does it come with jew hatred and syphilis?

    2008-08-24T04:06:47Z
    • Newclaude

      No, but it does have Blitzkrieg grip.

      2008-08-24T04:10:18Z
    • Daft_punk
      Typical says:

      Also the Eva Brown companion complete with the suicide weapon.

      2008-08-24T07:18:18Z
    • Daft_punk
      Typical says:

      Eva Braun**

      2008-08-24T07:20:51Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Does it come with a battery operated palsy action?

      2008-08-24T10:15:13Z
    • Img_1480

      what about his horny dog? habba habba

      2008-08-24T10:42:08Z
    • Avatar
      Jones says:

      You beat me too it killersmurf. Blondie was such a trooper..

      2008-08-24T11:12:33Z
  • Photo
    Mako says:

    I wonder if I can get it with the kung fu grip.

    2008-08-24T04:10:55Z
  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    I wonder if there is a Pimp Chalice included?

    2008-08-24T04:17:25Z
    • Nixon

      You have to get the Hitler Dinner Play set to get the pimp chalice.

      2008-08-24T04:30:50Z
  • Santa-is-black
    Ashtrey says:

    Kinda looks a bit like Gary Oldman...

    2008-08-24T05:34:44Z
    • Santa-is-black
      Ashtrey says:

      Fifth Element Oldman...

      2008-08-24T05:38:24Z
    • Gracie_avatar
      espada9 says:

      Zorg?

      2008-08-24T05:40:55Z
    • Wario_game_75x75
      Wario7793 says:

      I'd like the cherry choking Zorg figure myself.

      2008-08-24T05:50:03Z
    • Daft_punk
      Typical says:

      Or that cute little desk creature he has. Don't really know what to call it.

      2008-08-24T07:19:27Z
  • Pferd2
    Romeo2000 says:

    id buy it.

    2008-08-24T06:17:14Z
  • V2
    Dracul says:

    The upper left picture is definitely snazzy, but I feel Hitler shoulda leaned more towards the Elton John look and not the...Nazi look.

    2008-08-24T07:00:25Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    hahah he even has kung fu grip

    2008-08-24T07:10:26Z
  • Kisswallpaper

    Going to look for one of these right now.

    2008-08-24T07:22:33Z
  • Ww_ms

    This comes free with the "Easy Bake Jew Cooker."

    2008-08-24T07:32:38Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      You still have to buy the fold up gas play house seperate though.

      2008-08-24T12:46:12Z
  • Skik
    skulk says:

    HITLER IS COOL

    2008-08-24T09:34:50Z
    • Picture_0102

      ^was

      2008-08-24T09:55:41Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      not

      2008-08-24T10:15:46Z
    • Picture_0102

      was

      2008-08-24T10:17:55Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      Hitler was gay

      2008-08-24T14:05:49Z
    • Hewhocannotbenamed
      urkelbot says:

      Hitler was a sensitive man.

      2008-08-24T15:08:39Z
    • Blls

      Hitler's brain is in my basement.

      2008-08-24T17:09:46Z
    • Picture_0102

      and his testicle is in your mouth

      2008-08-24T23:10:07Z
    • Blls

      You got me confused with you're mom asshole!she has her balls in you're mouth.

      2008-08-25T02:46:55Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Shut the fuck up you worthless faggot.

      2008-08-25T03:01:42Z
    • Blls

      And you can suck my dick 1rish you
      bead of anal sweat!

      2008-08-25T03:03:49Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      You can toss my salad you cum guzzling gutter slut.

      2008-08-25T03:13:28Z
    • Blls

      You eat the corn out of my shit after I ass rape you.You dick nibbling ass gobbling puddle of monkey spunk!

      2008-08-25T03:19:17Z
    • Blls

      ...Oh yeah and fuck you're mom,dad,brothers,sisters,and any disten relatives you have bitch! cocksucker

      2008-08-25T03:39:53Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      You can feltch your moms asshole after I me and my dogs run a train on her.

      2008-08-25T03:45:08Z
    • Blls

      That was fuckin lame come up with something better asswipe!come on I'll give you another shot shit for brains!

      2008-08-25T13:21:53Z
    • Blls

      Fucking punk!not only do you suck my balls but everone else's at this site you walking pussy with a yeast infection go lay down by you're dish and die 1rish you fucking peon!

      2008-08-26T14:57:59Z
  • 48x48

    You deffenetly need some more accesoires for that. Like a 770-K Mercedes-Benz. Like mentioned before an Eva Braun figurine would be nice. For political meetings a Churchill, Stalin, Hiro Ito, Roosevelt, and Mussolini figurines would be nice. It would be a great idea to add a train set and a few barracks a "shower" room and incineration ovens. Later on with Goebbels, Himmler, and many more figurines. Could be a hit ...

    2008-08-24T10:24:06Z
    • Img_1480

      You forget the famous Hitlildo (Hiter dildo) with vibrating arm. Good times... Good times...

      2008-08-24T10:45:10Z
    • 16x16

      no wut this doll needs, is an audiance

      2008-08-24T13:48:23Z
  • Avatar
    Jones says:

    Don't forget to pick up the FDR action doll, wheel chair not included.

    2008-08-24T11:17:55Z
    • Adffddsfa
      endo says:

      what about the mussolini doll?

      2008-08-24T12:21:53Z
    • Avatar
      Jones says:

      Only available in the adult series, 18+

      2008-08-24T21:23:53Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    hitler was an great man that only wanted to make things good for his people

    2008-08-24T12:19:47Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      To bad his people didn't have a clue.

      2008-08-24T12:47:52Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      something like that

      2008-08-24T22:20:18Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    I didn't even like G.I. Joe, why the fuck do you all want to play with dolls for? I have a cute sock puppet you all can play with. Who wants to be first?

    2008-08-24T12:49:53Z
    • Hewhocannotbenamed
      urkelbot says:

      Did they even have toys back in your day?

      2008-08-24T15:10:30Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      For 50 cents you could buy a whole bag of plastic army men, train them, and go take over Canada!

      2008-08-24T21:34:43Z
  • Hitler_mucho

    where can i buy one???

    2008-08-24T12:55:12Z
    • Sir_puffalott

      thehistorynetshop.com

      2008-08-24T16:14:40Z
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      elchris says:

      puffscocks collects dolls or so it seems

      2008-08-24T16:22:18Z
  • Untitled
    god says:

    hitler designed the voltswagen beetle

    2008-08-24T14:56:35Z
    • Blls

      and genocide!

      2008-08-24T17:10:51Z
    • Made_in_england

      Ferdinand Porsche designed the Beetle.

      2008-08-24T19:48:23Z
    • Iom_20wheelie-120x120
      GAZBAG says:

      See god knows fuck all!

      2008-08-24T20:09:42Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Hitler may not have designed the volkswagen but he may have designed the voltswagen. The worlds first electric car?

      2008-08-24T20:41:36Z
    • Picture_0102

      is that supposed to be a joke ?

      2008-08-24T22:35:12Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      No, a joke is a Citroen

      2008-08-24T23:18:39Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Hahahha pwn3d.

      2008-08-24T23:38:39Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Wait, fries what kinda car do you keep bragging about? Whatever it was, it's the joke.

      2008-08-24T23:39:17Z
    • Picture_0102

      My ZT-T is not a joke , you take that back right now El_Wanko

      2008-08-24T23:52:35Z
    • Bear

      yer entier existense is a JOKE

      2008-08-24T23:58:01Z
    • Untitled
      god says:

      in Munich in the summer of 1932, Hitler designed the prototype for what would become the immensely successful Beetle design for Volkswagen (literally, the "car of the people"). In an era where only the most economic elite possessed cars, Hitler believed that all people should be able to own a car and additionally thought that a smart design could allow for reliability, enjoyment, and vacation travel. The name given to the car in 1938 was Kraft durch Freude (KdF-Wagen, literally "strength through joy car").

      Hitler gave his design to the head of Daimler-Benz, Jakob Werlin, and stressed its importance

      2008-08-25T20:45:47Z
    • Made_in_england

      In 1933, Adolf Hitler gave the order to Ferdinand Porsche to develop a "Volks-Wagen" (the name means "people's car" in German, in which it is pronounced [ˈfolksvagən]), a basic vehicle that should be capable of transporting two adults and three children at a speed of 100 km/h (62 mph). The People's Car would be made available to citizens of the Third Reich through a savings scheme at 990 Reichsmark, about the price of a small motorcycle at the time

      2008-08-25T20:59:28Z
    • Made_in_england

      Furthermore, Erwin Komenda, Porsche's chief designer, was responsible for the design and styling of the car. Production only became financially viable, however, when it was backed by the Third Reich. War broke out before the large-scale production of the "People's Car" could commence, and manufacturing capacity was shifted to producing military vehicles. Production of civilian VW automobiles did not start until after the post-war occupation began.

      2008-08-25T21:01:45Z
    • Made_in_england

      Just because you're god doesn't mean you're always right.

      2008-08-25T21:02:22Z
    • Picture_0102

      Rover designed my MG ZT-T and it was awesome and there was much rejoicing down my street.

      2008-08-25T21:06:38Z
    • Iom_20wheelie-120x120
      GAZBAG says:

      i think you'll find a couple of brummy twats designed the ZT-T a put a bmw engine in it coz they didnt have the funds for a new engine design......fucking shit cars made by a shit company driven by old peeps that smell of wee and werthers originals

      2008-08-25T21:12:44Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      According to a friend of mine who was an engineer at Rover the head gasket problem made up 75% of all warranty claims on that car. Quite ironic.

      2008-08-25T21:29:16Z
    • Made_in_england

      ZT-T = Zero Temperature Tolerance

      2008-08-25T21:44:41Z
    • Picture_0102

      A large proportion of those 'head gasket' faults were caused by a badly fitting intake manifold to head gasket that lets water in from a water jacket on the intake manifold

      2008-08-25T21:47:42Z
    • Made_in_england

      A lareger proportion of those faults were caused by them being crap.

      2008-08-25T21:51:49Z
    • Made_in_england

      Yeah, lareger!

      Fuck off.

      2008-08-25T21:52:18Z
    • Picture_0102

      Lareger ? is that some sort of shit dutch beer

      2008-08-25T21:59:16Z
    • Picture_0102

      My ZT-T has 95,000 miles has just has a cambelt fitted and drives like it just came out of Longbridge .... well apart from the interior temp gauge reading -30c, the air bag and brake warning light come on occasionally...

      2008-08-25T22:02:26Z
    • Iom_20wheelie-120x120
      GAZBAG says:

      ha ha ha ha you'll defend that heap of shite to the hilt!!

      2008-08-25T22:12:48Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Fucking hell! It's chilly up in Yorkshire....by 'eck

      2008-08-25T22:33:40Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      That's better

      2008-08-25T22:33:49Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    looks like michael palin

    2008-08-24T15:45:03Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    i had lots of action figures when i was a kid, you always undress them and pretend the action figures to have sex. Then the girls come over with barbie and ken, and we undress the dolls together and ourself and inspected each other genitals. Sort of....well i guess all people have this "I did this wierd thing when i was a kid" stories.....when still on the subject i remember how good life was, now life is only about money,sex and stuffs.

    2008-08-24T22:48:47Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I had the He-Man character that was a lizard and you could unscrew his head and fill him with water and and push down on his head and it misted water out of it mouth and I peed in it and took it to school and was spraying the other kids with it and got in trouble.

      2008-08-24T22:57:57Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      i peed on my friends once, i dont know why i just felt to it. Maybe my childhood explane why i visit this site.

      2008-08-24T23:06:58Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      I have lots of stuffs.

      2008-08-24T23:40:04Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      but no sex or money , poor Wanker

      2008-08-24T23:44:06Z
    • Bear

      i had a swar wars scitons figure and i had hims in the bathrooms/ we'd pretend she was wrestingl after WWF and thens he would be in the bathroms with me. it was fun i plaeyd WWF withs that man for til i was 14i thnks? it was WWF wrstling and we did it inthe abathomroom

      2008-08-24T23:47:45Z
    • Picture_0102

      do you 2 follow each other round like a pair of butt fucking bed buddies

      2008-08-24T23:53:44Z
    • Bear

      hwyas has to be bed? i'll fusk you in the streetd BITHC

      2008-08-24T23:55:50Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Fucking hell! It's chilly up in Yorkshire....by 'eck

      2008-08-25T22:27:46Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Hang on....wrong thread.

      2008-08-25T22:33:24Z
    • Made_in_england

      Haaaahahahahaha!

      Dumbo!

      2008-08-25T22:38:34Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Go drown yourself in a bath of lareger!

      2008-08-25T22:45:21Z
    • Made_in_england

      Don't have a go at me, you're the one that fucked up.

      2008-08-25T22:57:33Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      I refer the right honorable gentleman to the answer I gave previously.

      2008-08-25T23:10:42Z
    • Made_in_england

      Your Hono(u)r, I would like to point out to my learned friend that a typographical error, to wit, the addition of an extraneous letter 'e' is a far lesser crime than posting in a completely different, and unrelated thread.

      2008-08-25T23:29:09Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Has the learned member for Blackburn forgotten his own reply fault? Does the member for Blackburn need to be reminded of said fault? I await my learned friends response with interest...

      2008-08-26T17:48:09Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      *Checks it's in the correct thread*

      2008-08-26T17:48:36Z
    • Made_in_england

      The Right Honorable Member for Blackburn (West) appeals for an adjournment in the proceedings on the grounds that it is darts night and he wants a beer or three.

      2008-08-26T18:01:45Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      I would put it to the Right Honorable Member for Blackburn (west) that he is running scared!

      2008-08-26T18:08:52Z
    • Iom_20wheelie-120x120
      GAZBAG says:

      ffs Fugs you live in Blackburn??? your closer than i thought!.....your not a paki tho are you?

      2008-08-26T18:12:52Z
    • Made_in_england

      You calling me a Paki?

      Gupta, Sanjit, go find gazbag and be cutting off his head! We are not Pakistanis! damn you! Damn you to Hades!

      2008-08-27T00:58:18Z
    • Made_in_england

      mah-der chod

      2008-08-27T01:11:27Z
    • Made_in_england

      Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod

      2008-08-27T01:11:58Z
    • Made_in_england

      ^WTF???

      I don't remember typing that.

      2008-08-27T18:29:14Z
  • Images
    mamer says:

    I agree, fuck I wish I never grew up, now I have to worry about jacking off and putting gas on my car... sad sad sad

    2008-08-25T01:39:44Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    It's easy to make fun of the nazis, but even easier to make fun of the idiot brits...
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-387680/Lethal-Star-Trek-blade-seized-knives-amnesty.html#

    2008-08-25T01:58:10Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Ahh it fucking cuts the link off.
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-387680/
      Lethal-Star-Trek-blade-seized-knives-amnesty.html#

      That there is a major victory in the war on knives. One less klingon batliff means ones less murdered romulan family in downtown london.

      2008-08-25T02:00:13Z
    • Made_in_england

      You've gotta watch out for those Klingons in London, they're bad tempered nasty fuckers, always wanting to fight.

      2008-08-25T02:11:00Z
    • Made_in_england

      Or is it the Lithuanians? I always get them mixed up.

      2008-08-25T02:11:57Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      What?

      2008-08-25T03:18:47Z
  • 48x48

    I'm posting just for the fuck of it. I've been a member longer than 99% of you faggots

    2008-08-26T23:49:54Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      so what? your're nobody

      2008-08-26T23:57:18Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      who gives a fuck how long anyone's been her pieboy? look at tyrizzle he just joined recently and he's cooler than you....and he's black

      2008-08-26T23:58:43Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      you don't even have a fucking avatar...don't you assume to tell me what's what

      2008-08-26T23:59:59Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      buttslammer

      2008-08-27T00:00:16Z
    • 16x16

      Get pissed about it fagtrash. Seriously.

      2008-08-27T18:56:25Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      noob

      2008-08-27T19:13:20Z
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posted August 24, 2008