hometoys

Comments to hometoys

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  GrimmCucumber 2009-02-24T05:43:28Z says:

  why does the guy have a lemon wedge on his work bench?

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    ideas1 2009-02-24T06:38:04Z says:

    Because when you rub it on the tip of your penis; the citric acid makes it tingle.
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    monkfish 2009-02-24T06:59:41Z says:

    Because it's a protractor, dumbass
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    Mako 2009-02-24T07:01:57Z says:

    I gotta get some lemons.
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    Archman 2009-02-24T07:28:33Z says:

    I keep my lemons in this girls stomach and then I make her masturbate with a large rod like object to keep them fresh.
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    fries-please 2009-02-24T13:04:05Z says:

    Lemon wedges do make good protractors
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    Mightymouse07 2009-02-26T07:09:09Z says:

    i actually am a carpenter and use lemon wedges to triangulate measurements.
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  Agent-G 2009-02-24T05:55:22Z says:

  Really...who is going to turn a girl on with a home made sex toy. "here honey, look at this dildo I made out of used car tires, rusty soup cans and tree sap."

  besides, the guy on the cover looks like he is trying to make himself some meth

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    Fedarodang 2009-02-24T06:31:04Z says:

    The MacGyver of FleshLights.
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    Archman 2009-02-24T07:29:01Z says:

    exists only in fairy tales.
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    toastieman 2009-02-24T20:06:28Z says:

    Some friends of mine are into bondage, I bought them a copy of this as a joke.
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  possum 2009-02-24T06:39:51Z says:

  Billy Mays: Before They Were Stars

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    MetalFace 2009-02-24T06:48:58Z says:

    goat's losin it....
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    Archman 2009-02-24T07:29:19Z says:

    lol possum.
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    markiemark 2009-02-24T07:55:12Z says:

    I always knew Quick N' Brite had to be something sexual. Billy you bastard you.
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  skulk 2009-02-24T06:50:35Z says:

  hometoys for homeboys

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    AnalxCunt 2009-02-24T09:03:12Z says:

    yo
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    fries-please 2009-02-24T11:19:18Z says:

    werd