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Homosexual Animals!

Just stick it in my blowhole, dammit!

Homosexual Animals!

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Comments to Homosexual Animals!

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-08-14T04:18:39Z says:

    Yeah, but most of those are just social behaviors, often to establish dominance.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-14T04:47:55Z says:

      Sex isn't social behavior?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-14T05:04:19Z says:

      Male dogs exhibit this behavior frequently to establish dominance. No penetration or homosexuality involved.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-14T05:16:58Z says:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_animal_sexual_behavior

      I posted this the other day and it says that basically the question of animal sexuality isn't nearly as understood as people have previously thought. There are lots of cases of a large variety of species engaging in non-reproductive sexual activity (homosexual, mastubation), and while the homosexual behavior is also a means of establishing dominance in social animals, it's not exclusively for that purpose.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-14T05:24:54Z says:

      Gay

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-14T06:17:36Z says:

      You too, or were you just establishing your dominance as boy scout troop leader?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-14T06:32:53Z says:

      Hank, that's why I said "most of these."

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-14T06:41:45Z says:

      Meh, you're just taking the old line as you said the other day on the dolphin post, basically trying to minimize the idea that animals have sex for pleasure as per what you were taught.

      Leaving aside the submission/dominance roles being reinforced in social animals by mounting, masturbation is a common occurance among animals. This is surely pleasure driven.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-14T15:44:44Z says:

      this animal has sex only for spite

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-14T15:54:06Z says:

      You wish.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-15T02:35:30Z says:

      Just a thought, Henry, but animals also routinely eat their feces. Does that mean this practice is normal for humans as well? Also, "minimizing ideas" seems to be your specialty. Anyone can regurgitate wiki knowledge. Perhaps you should relax a bit.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-08-15T03:32:32Z says:

      i dont know about you guys but i eat my own shit on a daily basis... i call it fecal recycling

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-15T05:53:39Z says:

      Perhaps, you should go fuck yourself, Rolloffandgivehead.

      Yes, anyone can look up information to educate themselves, in Wikipedia and elsewhere. Sadly, most prefer not to.

      Also, your point is irrelevant. For one, humans are animals too, dumbass. For two, I never said everything other animals do is normal for humans. Although, if food was scarce and human shit was a viable source of nutrition, of course we would eat it. What I did say was that animals have sex for pleasure, not just procreation or submission/dominance role reinforcement, as evidenced by the widespread use of homosexual and autoerotic activities by a huge variety of species.

      It seems to me, you find this video upsetting because you've got some strong anti-gay feelings.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-15T22:08:29Z says:

      Nope, this video was far from upsetting, it was even somewhat interesting. Pardon me for forgetting that everyone here and their points are irrelevant on MS. Oh except for those who have scheduled a month off from work to argue with you at length until you deem them worthy to bask in your egomaniacal glow. Also I had to return the favor of dropping a random "Gay" reply beneath one of your replies. You're welcome. Being longwinded to sound superior only colors your ego as that much more bloated. I thought the Captain was a bit touchy but he's married, what's your excuse?

      What you do, Henry, in the privacy of your home is no business of mine.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-15T22:14:52Z says:

      I,ve read alot of accounts of people in dire survival situations and never once do I recall them eating their own shit, but if it were me and I had survived I'd probably leave that part out. Read "Life of Pi". Excellent book, and yes, feces are consumed.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-16T04:26:57Z says:

      I've read Life of PI.

      Besides that, what the hell are you talking about?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-16T04:50:08Z says:

      Basically my point was that its hard to guage a persons intelligence or ability to comprehend obscure references when anyone can look up something that was said and respond in turn without any personal knowledge of the subject at hand.
      That, and I owed you one.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-16T05:03:40Z says:

      Ok, so that's your point.

      What has it to do with me?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-16T05:11:47Z says:

      Next time I'm in the mood we'll continue this childish argument about nothing. My need to get up tomorrow to go to "work" demands that I go to bed. And just for good measure, Fuck off!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-16T05:19:29Z says:

      Nighty night boo-boo.

  • Fishhawk
    Fishhawk 2007-08-14T04:24:53Z says:

    I learned something..

    • DaMasterBates
      DaMasterBates 2007-08-14T04:49:26Z says:

      like... how to get a chimp off . :♭

  • Kris2321
    Kris2321 2007-08-14T04:33:52Z says:

    You sunk to a new low Chinaski!

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-14T04:46:05Z says:

      Just go watch the Katsumi video again, trust me, it helps.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-08-14T04:35:51Z says:

    http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=default

    Watch out for any extra spaces.

    • JimPanse
      JimPanse 2007-08-14T04:40:15Z says:

      Well, it`s Dutch science...^^

  • JimPanse
    JimPanse 2007-08-14T04:36:54Z says:

    Oh no! :-O
    National Geographic makes gay
    pride propaganda? ;-)
    Hehe...^^

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-08-14T04:37:40Z says:

    They can't find Jap people to record new voice overs?

  • AntonioMainenti
    AntonioMainenti 2007-08-14T05:47:05Z says:

    I wish my friends had blow-holes on the top of their heads for me to insert my penis into. :(

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-08-14T06:36:40Z says:

    oh thats nice to know....so my uncles dogs are gay

  • IGoPPStandingUp
    IGoPPStandingUp 2007-08-14T07:59:51Z says:

    Whats this gay propoganda bullshit...?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-14T15:04:56Z says:

      You should be happy. Someone's finally sticking up for you.

  • hanya
    hanya 2007-08-14T15:21:02Z says:

    dolphin's snort cock?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-14T15:24:44Z says:

      You would, if you could.

    • hanya
      hanya 2007-08-14T16:28:06Z says:

      maybe, but i ain't jewish. might still be able to fit your feline pecker up there though hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-15T08:54:41Z says:

      Jewish and feline pecker. It doesn't get any funnier than that.

  • shoekalocka
    shoekalocka 2007-08-14T18:28:41Z says:

    some homo is goina see this and be like, "see, gay is natural", then try and get away with some off the wall shit

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-14T18:34:16Z says:

      Apparently, it is natural, dumb fuck.

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2007-08-14T22:08:06Z says:

      only thing thats natural is animals have a drive to have sex and animals are stupid like most people...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-15T05:40:13Z says:

      Sounds about right.

  • erod84
    erod84 2007-08-14T20:03:17Z says:

    wtf is this?? OMG!! Simba noooooooo

    • PuttyTat
      PuttyTat 2009-04-06T02:04:38Z says:

      lmfaoooooooooooooo!!!

    • PuttyTat
      PuttyTat 2009-04-06T02:07:24Z says:

      this shit was way too funny =}

HankChinaski
posted August 14, 2007