Hookers for JC

Comments to Hookers for JC

• 
  abortedjesus 2009-04-08T04:04:22Z says:

  Yeah, I got a whole group now.
• 
  freak31872 2009-04-08T04:06:41Z says:

  Who would
  jesus Do?

  • 
    abortedjesus 2009-04-08T04:15:16Z says:

    Anyone thats willing.
  • 
    freak31872 2009-04-08T04:20:47Z says:

    Even the fat ones?
  • 
    abortedjesus 2009-04-08T04:38:15Z says:

    Not if they want to be on top.
  • 
    DoubleC 2009-04-08T04:40:02Z says:

    If Jesus can do anything, can he make a hooker so heavy he can't lift her?
  • 
    abortedjesus 2009-04-08T04:40:33Z says:

    No, KFC does that.
  • 
    Mako 2009-04-08T05:37:32Z says:

    Jesus would take a bong hit.
• 
  MetalFace 2009-04-08T04:07:04Z says:

  jesus has hookers

  • 
    abortedjesus 2009-04-08T04:15:27Z says:

    Damn right.
  • 
    DoubleC 2009-04-08T04:20:19Z says:

    True dat.
  • 
    gta2800 2009-04-08T04:46:35Z says:

    Of course. Who the hell do you think is servicing all the priests and popes in heaven that were abstinent for their whole life. Their wait had to pay off.
  • 
    kildawabits 2009-04-08T09:20:55Z says:

    They weren't abstinent. That's what the Alter boys were for.
  • 
    sergeant-taco 2009-04-08T12:34:01Z says:

    Those alter boys only did anal. He's got hookers for the pussy.
• 
  Archman 2009-04-08T04:17:41Z says:

  I think the only member is Mary.

  • 
    abortedjesus 2009-04-08T05:23:38Z says:

    No, like most jewish chicks she won't make with the head.
  • 
    Alec13 2009-04-08T05:48:01Z says:

    Aren't jewish girls known for giving head?
  • 
    GimmieAFreshie 2009-04-08T06:06:02Z says:

    I would think their noses prevent them from a good deepthroating though.
  • 
    Alec13 2009-04-08T06:10:02Z says:

    Not when your dick is 23 inches like mine.
  • 
    smerf 2009-04-08T07:29:37Z says:

    Shit, the Jewish girl I used to date gave head.
    
    It wasn't GOOD head, mind you, but it was bad, either.
• 
  GimmieAFreshie 2009-04-08T04:25:53Z says:

  This show was funny as hell. This bitch is a former hooker who founded Hookers For Jesus to help save other skanks or some shit.

  • 
    freak31872 2009-04-08T04:38:11Z says:

    Id nail annie for ten bucks.
  • 
    freak31872 2009-04-08T04:38:36Z says:

    Because jesus said so.
• 
  smerf 2009-04-08T07:31:51Z says:

  Look up the Children of God cult some time. Fun stuff!
• 
  fries-please 2009-04-08T11:18:25Z says:

  we call them prozzies in England
• 
  SonOfDiablo 2009-04-08T14:15:28Z says:

  It's a brothel with a babysitting service.
• 
  dwhill05 2009-04-08T17:31:53Z says:

  I could revert if this is actually the case