The best part about this douche is he thinks he's the best actor ever. Like when he left NYPD Blue after the first season or something to do the old "Go on to bigger and better things" routine and he wind's up a B-list actor, while NYPD Blue becomes a television mainstay for 10 yrs or w/e. FAGGGGGGG.
We'll let this one slide in the spirit of bashing this tampon. I want to punch him in the throat every time he takes off and puts back on his sunglasses.
i'm under a lot of stress..we went camping last night ..was supposed to be for the whole weekend..really nice spot on an awesome quite lake...but my friends new boyfriend turned out to be such a raging douche we left this morning first thing...i actually missed you fucking dicks at one point
i get to that point during school, some fucking chick will start...'OMG! i saw this funny video on youtube last night' 'I watched a chick suck off one of the ninja turtles, then i watched some naked bums go diving for crack rocks...' then ill think, 4 hours till im home, another 6 until updates...
pretty much the biggest dick i've met in like a year..knows everything about everything....etc.textbook douchebag..obnoxious..stupid ..ignorant..filthy..disgusting individual in every way
frankly i'd rather go camping with you buttfaces than the people we went with..while this guy was babbling on about nonsense offending the fuck out of all things alive...i was thinking about how easy it would be to pwn his monkey ass
Suits me, it's gotta be better than this fucking place right now. I swear if it rains anymore tonight, I'm ditching the car and going to work in the canoe tomorrow.
apart from a few three hour-ish sunny bits, it's rained constantly for about four days. The river across the road from me is three feet higher than normal.
Hey, I'm from Seattle, lived in Iowa for a few years, and went to undergrad in eastern Washington. By definition, that gives me room to complain about any kind of weather.
Let's see, the weather where I'm from as of three weeks ago... One week of upper 80's/low 90's, followed by upper 90's, upper 90's, pouring rain overnight, upper 90's and fucking humid, followed by more upper 90's, then a cool, wet spell, where it rained so hard gutters overflowed and manhole covers actually shot off the manholes (insert obligatory joke about manholes here), along with funnel clouds over the my home town.
The week where it was hot, I had made the mistake of telling my dad "sure, I'll help you paint your office building." Fucking last time I do that!
try driving one location and its swampland, then another its desert, and another location its alot of mountains, to another its all rainy and snow to another location that is kind flat land farm, all within 100 miles of each other.....
oh, and almost half a dozen active volcanoes, 3 major tectonic plates, rain prominately through summer, and a large river originally used for trade with indians said to have brought small pox into america (if that makes a difference, still soudns bad!)
and, artic ice cold air creating storms from the mixture of southern warm air. Middle of summer and thunder shakes your house lighting flashes through your lids. You ain't seen shit.
Favorite movie with the worst acting from him by far, has to be Session 9. Supposed to be a psychological thriller, but ruined with the line, "hey Gordon...Fuck youuuu"
I like this pattern. Seen this type of comics before, but not this one. There are quite many of them, but judging by the comments its not exactly well-received.
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i've seen that show ..he's by far the worst actor i've ever see.
not a bad actor i think but his character in that show sucks donkey balls for sure.
The best part about this douche is he thinks he's the best actor ever. Like when he left NYPD Blue after the first season or something to do the old "Go on to bigger and better things" routine and he wind's up a B-list actor, while NYPD Blue becomes a television mainstay for 10 yrs or w/e. FAGGGGGGG.
ya that's right...then he came crawling back to tv.....and stretchnuts ya he is a terrible actor
how can you say he is a terrible actor, he played kit-kat in hudson hawk...
He was also in the original Rambo.
He was shite in that too.
The movie rules though.
*seen
Sorry.
We'll let this one slide in the spirit of bashing this tampon. I want to punch him in the throat every time he takes off and puts back on his sunglasses.
oh no not you too dik.
Dik is quite old and senile.
whoops
i'm under a lot of stress..we went camping last night ..was supposed to be for the whole weekend..really nice spot on an awesome quite lake...but my friends new boyfriend turned out to be such a raging douche we left this morning first thing...i actually missed you fucking dicks at one point
*quiet
His name wasn't hank, was it?
Wow, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
Oops, never mind. That was just gas.
You should have sent his ass out for firewood and just moved camp.
Or thrown a bucket of female grizzly pheromone on him
what did he do, by the way?
Tell us the story Dik!
i get to that point during school, some fucking chick will start...'OMG! i saw this funny video on youtube last night' 'I watched a chick suck off one of the ninja turtles, then i watched some naked bums go diving for crack rocks...' then ill think, 4 hours till im home, another 6 until updates...
Keep on hitting that bong
pretty much the biggest dick i've met in like a year..knows everything about everything....etc.textbook douchebag..obnoxious..stupid ..ignorant..filthy..disgusting individual in every way
...and he loves to kill all kinds of animals for no reason other than loving to kill things
...including people
Loud mouth, a Canadian who is louder than any obnoxious American I've ever encountered
Thats just because you haven't met my dick yet, dik.
You have a partner called Dick?
Gaaaaaaaaayyy!
have another zima irish
Hi Fugs! Want to go camping?
You think by giving me zimas I'll be more likely to show you my dick? What kind of guy do you think I am?
you know how sometimes you're a total dick irish? like how you can't seem to help it? this guy was even worse than you
Way worse; Irish has a redeeming quality, possibly two
redeaming qualitys are +2 magicpoints. the hit ooints very.
Yeah, I know a guy like that. At least I know I'm a dick sometimes.
Hi jamiee! Yeah, I'd love to go camping, just promise me that you don't snore.(see "throat infection" thread)
she snores like a gorilla with a cold
damn it, dik!
Fuck you guys for not asking if I wanted to go.
*changes subject
frankly i'd rather go camping with you buttfaces than the people we went with..while this guy was babbling on about nonsense offending the fuck out of all things alive...i was thinking about how easy it would be to pwn his monkey ass
but i held back because i didn't want to offend my friend...and because he seemed like he might kill me
Well, seeing that it's jamiee, I'll let her off. Just one question, are you camping in bear country?
He was 6'6" and 260 pounds, and was definitely unstable
the bear?
No, I only saw a porcupine, a loon and 2 deer.
And slept next to a sasquatch.
he wasn't 6'6 more like 6'3
Wow, he sounds like the ideal camping buddy! It just begs the question of what the hell is you're friend doing with a nutjob like that?
we're mystified completely...cannot figure it out at all..she's a really nice smart pretty girl and he's a caveman
'They' always say opposites attract. There are a few pretty girls that I know who've got themselves stuck with Neanderthals.
Was a pair of dueling banjos playing off in the distance?
I couldn't hear a thing over the nonstop redneck blathering
anyway i'm never leaving my house again..ever
*stays in
^hermit
Oh well, if dik's staying in, where are we going camping, jamiee?
diks backyard
Dik, send your friend my way
actually the tent is erected in my backyard right now...i may move my tv to the back window, grab the remote and camp dik-style
Suits me, it's gotta be better than this fucking place right now. I swear if it rains anymore tonight, I'm ditching the car and going to work in the canoe tomorrow.
Well, it's pretty rainy here too, but beautiful
apart from a few three hour-ish sunny bits, it's rained constantly for about four days. The river across the road from me is three feet higher than normal.
holy shit fugs that's a lot for any river
Fortunately for us, this stretch is well walled in, but the last time it flooded, my local pub (500 yards away) was under water to bar level. :(
Ahh you west-coasters and your bitching about the weather is for the ducks
Wrong country, Asphalt, I'm in the UK...
...and wrong coast for me too; I'm in Ontario Canada at the moment.
Hey, I'm from Seattle, lived in Iowa for a few years, and went to undergrad in eastern Washington. By definition, that gives me room to complain about any kind of weather.
I live in upstate NY. You wanna see some shitty weather? Spend 48 hours here.
Let's see, the weather where I'm from as of three weeks ago... One week of upper 80's/low 90's, followed by upper 90's, upper 90's, pouring rain overnight, upper 90's and fucking humid, followed by more upper 90's, then a cool, wet spell, where it rained so hard gutters overflowed and manhole covers actually shot off the manholes (insert obligatory joke about manholes here), along with funnel clouds over the my home town.
The week where it was hot, I had made the mistake of telling my dad "sure, I'll help you paint your office building." Fucking last time I do that!
Now I'm back in CA, though, where it's just hot.
Try a hurricane and then complain about weather
try driving one location and its swampland, then another its desert, and another location its alot of mountains, to another its all rainy and snow to another location that is kind flat land farm, all within 100 miles of each other.....
oh, and almost half a dozen active volcanoes, 3 major tectonic plates, rain prominately through summer, and a large river originally used for trade with indians said to have brought small pox into america (if that makes a difference, still soudns bad!)
and, artic ice cold air creating storms from the mixture of southern warm air. Middle of summer and thunder shakes your house lighting flashes through your lids. You ain't seen shit.
i wish you'd shut up..i really do..you just suck so much
It's sunny here and rather pleasant
Tell kids that nowadays and they wont believe you...
haha i hate this prick...
its like hes too cool for school.
wtf is up with the third photography? the people who drew this is a twat.
Good catch. Why is he putting on sunglasses when he's ALREADY WEARING SUNGLASSES!?!?!?
pun, since the smug cock sucker removes/puts glasses on during each of his stupid quips
obviously you are not aware just how bright the lights in hollywood are when shone upon such a magical talent as this douche bag...
teh people who drew this are twats* not is a twat. youre sentences make no sence stallian. droneant.
Nothing you say or type or communicate makes any sense, bane.
The victim was found with traces of seamen in her mouth. I guess sometimes the truth is hard to swallow. YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Looks like this isn't the only wave...about to hit Miami.
YEAAAHHHHH!!!
nice one Mr.Hippy
Favorite movie with the worst acting from him by far, has to be Session 9. Supposed to be a psychological thriller, but ruined with the line, "hey Gordon...Fuck youuuu"
and whunu
CSI sucks, all episodes are the same.
you suck, all your rants are the same
go home and eat ,fat loser!
And bring me a beer!
bring me drugs and a fuckdoll
Heroin & ElPiss?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
All in one shopping trip
Hahaha! Nice one Freshie!
stupid
ginger
cunt
Don't worry, he'll die from aids now!
I like this pattern. Seen this type of comics before, but not this one. There are quite many of them, but judging by the comments its not exactly well-received.
enough fucking pedo-bear already..fucking 4chan fags...
feeling personally touched?
No, your uncle hasn't stopped by yet..Should I be expecting him??