A spider I saw the night before when I was in the bathroom with my pants at my ankles and shit in my ass this thing attacked me I saw one of his legs while it was crawling on the back side of my pants when I was looking down boy that sucker could move some ground I tell yea I jumped up and down in a panic it jumped off in a hurry and slides away under the door. It was a terrible experience. So I drew a pic of the horrible spider that attacked me. And sure enough I found him the next day, it was hard to capture him he lost a leg but I let him go outside.
i let spiders go. i love spiders. just don't be a bitch about it and jump up and down with your pants around your ankles and shit all over your ass every time one happens to crawl along your pant leg.
Wow, that is an epic story. You mentioned that you had poop coming out of your bum... and then you jumped up and down... Did your mom clean up the bathroom after that or what?
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Fuck all that noise.
I woulda smashed his creepy ass into mush.
*squish... *flush.... that so hard??
letting spiders go?
there's no "letting spiders go"
in mucho!
i let spiders go. i love spiders. just don't be a bitch about it and jump up and down with your pants around your ankles and shit all over your ass every time one happens to crawl along your pant leg.
^ You are only allowed to do that if it is a roach.
:: hell yeah;; smash it ::
When encountered with insects I literally start crying because I'm a fucking pussy.
^ it's not an insect. i hope to hell you knew that and were simply making a separate statement. because i care.
So, arachnid would be the proper term? I imagine the spider was as scared as he was.
Give Harry a break!! At least he removed one of the spider's legs before releasing it!!!
I know it's an Arachnid I just didn't care to make the distinction since the majority of people here could give a fuck or don't know the difference.
^ i somehow feel insulted now ...
Why, because she made a point? lol. And I think you're right Typical, it doesn't really matter.
Ahhhh..
Mako & Typical = true love??
you could have just said bugs, that would have probably been ok....
^Touché
waaa waaaa "its not an insect"...
TiredGuy, you're boring as fuck
Wow, that is an epic story. You mentioned that you had poop coming out of your bum... and then you jumped up and down... Did your mom clean up the bathroom after that or what?
that story made me cum
in my favorite plant.
..I love skulk
Spiders scare me...
obviously from the city
Word.
Why did you draw the picture?
This post confuses and infuriates me.
It would you fuck.
Shut up Billy get out of my head!
was that suppose to be funny?
if it was,it didn't work
apparently neither did the reply button
zing!
I've been here a few years, and I think I can say this is the stupidest post I've ever read.
that sounds like a challenge, cat...
somehow I think possum will find a way to top this
Don't start it.
...i've got 72 hours free as of right now, and an IQ to match...
How about your baby picture?
dont tempt me, feline scum
drumrave posting his picture of his body saying that he isn't fat was pretty stupid.
I know, but Yak...the caption...THE FUCKING CAPTION! (sob)
Relax, Claude...it's gonna be okay. Besides, I'm sure I've posted way dumber shit than this.
It's like "Vandalay Industries" in the crapper.
I said I wasn't obese
you are obese, you cow.
drums, are you going to have to explain the diff between "fat" and "obese" again?...jeez
fat = mccdonalds twice a week
obese = mccdonalds twice a day
any questions?
Fat = Eating multiple rolls
Obese = Having multiple rolls.
fat=drumave
obese=anyone fatter than me
Meh, I've seen bigger spiders in my garage.
that spider shouldn't exist..... and that story could have been condensed..
Or removed.
When you said condensed, I thought of soup for some odd reason.
lol its a harmless wolf spider.
the only thing terrible was your long, drawn out breakdown
Spider + flamethrower = happy. only 2 things on this planet i am scared of, spiders being one of them and the other being my mom
i have scarier spiders living in my beard
Are you a desciple of Lloth?
no i just figure i've got spiders in there
looks good for a soup or on a sandwhich.
This drawing is worse than the farm house thing.
No shit surelock. Fuckin dumb shit.