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Horrible Spider

A spider I saw the night before when I was in the bathroom with my pants at my ankles and shit in my ass this thing attacked me I saw one of his legs while it was crawling on the back side of my pants when I was looking down boy that sucker could move some ground I tell yea I jumped up and down in a panic it jumped off in a hurry and slides away under the door. It was a terrible experience. So I drew a pic of the horrible spider that attacked me. And sure enough I found him the next day, it was hard to capture him he lost a leg but I let him go outside.

dang wtf

dang wtf
dang wtf

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Comments to Horrible Spider

  • troutpotato
    troutpotato 2008-12-06T05:10:04Z says:

    Fuck all that noise.
    I woulda smashed his creepy ass into mush.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-12-06T05:19:53Z says:

      *squish... *flush.... that so hard??

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-06T05:39:22Z says:

      letting spiders go?
      there's no "letting spiders go"
      in mucho!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-06T05:47:41Z says:

      i let spiders go. i love spiders. just don't be a bitch about it and jump up and down with your pants around your ankles and shit all over your ass every time one happens to crawl along your pant leg.

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-12-06T06:31:19Z says:

      ^ You are only allowed to do that if it is a roach.

    • AGENToo8
      AGENToo8 2008-12-06T06:46:08Z says:

      :: hell yeah;; smash it ::

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-12-06T08:51:08Z says:

      When encountered with insects I literally start crying because I'm a fucking pussy.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-12-06T10:13:52Z says:

      ^ it's not an insect. i hope to hell you knew that and were simply making a separate statement. because i care.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-06T11:05:25Z says:

      So, arachnid would be the proper term? I imagine the spider was as scared as he was.

    • crispysticks
      crispysticks 2008-12-06T11:14:52Z says:

      Give Harry a break!! At least he removed one of the spider's legs before releasing it!!!

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-12-06T16:00:34Z says:

      I know it's an Arachnid I just didn't care to make the distinction since the majority of people here could give a fuck or don't know the difference.

    • Johnnie
      Johnnie 2008-12-06T17:56:13Z says:

      ^ i somehow feel insulted now ...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-06T22:51:46Z says:

      Why, because she made a point? lol. And I think you're right Typical, it doesn't really matter.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-12-06T23:17:19Z says:

      Ahhhh..

      Mako & Typical = true love??

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-06T23:25:15Z says:

      you could have just said bugs, that would have probably been ok....

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-12-06T23:27:36Z says:

      ^Touché

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-06T23:49:17Z says:

      waaa waaaa "its not an insect"...

      TiredGuy, you're boring as fuck

  • ThoseUnknown
    ThoseUnknown 2008-12-06T05:23:23Z says:

    Wow, that is an epic story. You mentioned that you had poop coming out of your bum... and then you jumped up and down... Did your mom clean up the bathroom after that or what?

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-12-06T05:26:40Z says:

    that story made me cum

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-12-06T06:02:07Z says:

      in my favorite plant.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-12-06T23:17:58Z says:

      ..I love skulk

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2008-12-06T05:27:00Z says:

    Spiders scare me...

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-12-06T05:30:45Z says:

    obviously from the city

    • Asaclark
      Asaclark 2008-12-07T06:45:46Z says:

      Word.

  • HoopyFrood
    HoopyFrood 2008-12-06T05:33:17Z says:

    Why did you draw the picture?

  • jsloan10
    jsloan10 2008-12-06T05:37:53Z says:

    This post confuses and infuriates me.

  • jsloan10
    jsloan10 2008-12-06T05:38:34Z says:

    It would you fuck.

  • jsloan10
    jsloan10 2008-12-06T05:39:14Z says:

    Shut up Billy get out of my head!

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-06T05:47:02Z says:

      was that suppose to be funny?

    • Jester421
      Jester421 2008-12-06T05:53:31Z says:

      if it was,it didn't work

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-06T08:53:51Z says:

      apparently neither did the reply button

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2008-12-06T22:42:30Z says:

      zing!

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-12-06T05:40:00Z says:

    I've been here a few years, and I think I can say this is the stupidest post I've ever read.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-06T05:43:34Z says:

      that sounds like a challenge, cat...

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-06T05:47:26Z says:

      somehow I think possum will find a way to top this

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-12-06T06:02:38Z says:

      Don't start it.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-06T06:08:32Z says:

      ...i've got 72 hours free as of right now, and an IQ to match...

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-12-06T06:17:03Z says:

      How about your baby picture?

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-06T06:21:56Z says:

      dont tempt me, feline scum

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-06T06:34:57Z says:

      drumrave posting his picture of his body saying that he isn't fat was pretty stupid.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-12-06T06:54:14Z says:

      I know, but Yak...the caption...THE FUCKING CAPTION! (sob)

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-06T11:07:07Z says:

      Relax, Claude...it's gonna be okay. Besides, I'm sure I've posted way dumber shit than this.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-12-06T15:21:53Z says:

      It's like "Vandalay Industries" in the crapper.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-06T18:12:54Z says:

      I said I wasn't obese

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-06T18:46:09Z says:

      you are obese, you cow.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-06T19:19:27Z says:

      drums, are you going to have to explain the diff between "fat" and "obese" again?...jeez

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-12-06T19:43:35Z says:

      fat = mccdonalds twice a week
      obese = mccdonalds twice a day

      any questions?

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2008-12-06T22:44:54Z says:

      Fat = Eating multiple rolls
      Obese = Having multiple rolls.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-06T22:54:00Z says:

      fat=drumave
      obese=anyone fatter than me

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-12-06T05:44:14Z says:

    Meh, I've seen bigger spiders in my garage.

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2008-12-06T05:44:37Z says:

    that spider shouldn't exist..... and that story could have been condensed..

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-12-06T06:02:59Z says:

      Or removed.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-06T11:07:48Z says:

      When you said condensed, I thought of soup for some odd reason.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-12-06T06:19:20Z says:

    lol its a harmless wolf spider.

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2008-12-06T06:29:24Z says:

    the only thing terrible was your long, drawn out breakdown

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2008-12-06T11:12:35Z says:

    Spider + flamethrower = happy. only 2 things on this planet i am scared of, spiders being one of them and the other being my mom

  • dik
    dik 2008-12-06T11:46:29Z says:

    i have scarier spiders living in my beard

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-12-06T12:18:32Z says:

      Are you a desciple of Lloth?

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-06T12:51:24Z says:

      no i just figure i've got spiders in there

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-12-06T12:56:07Z says:

    looks good for a soup or on a sandwhich.

  • Sociopath
    Sociopath 2008-12-06T14:52:36Z says:

    This drawing is worse than the farm house thing.

    • HarryTipper
      HarryTipper 2008-12-06T22:11:38Z says:

      No shit surelock. Fuckin dumb shit.

HarryTipper
posted December 06, 2008