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how bacon is made

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crazy critters,  pig,  slaughter

Comments to how bacon is made

  • trustno1
    trustno1 2008-01-27T05:11:29Z says:

    Pig Head = Delicious Scrapple

    • WaxMyCarrot
      WaxMyCarrot 2008-01-27T21:13:48Z says:

      The music just sets the mood.

    • wylder
      wylder 2008-01-28T19:58:29Z says:

      i havent had scrapple in so long

    • SpaceGoat
      SpaceGoat 2008-01-29T01:04:24Z says:

      way to steal the there will be blood soundtrack

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-01-27T05:18:29Z says:

    that was fucking awesome.

    • MAFUCA
      MAFUCA 2008-01-27T05:46:04Z says:

      you got that right

  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2008-01-27T05:21:03Z says:

    man that guy that cuts their throats all day, luckiest fuck in the world

    he probly makes 20$ and hour for just stabbin a pig in the neck all day

  • AlbinoNegroLover
    AlbinoNegroLover 2008-01-27T05:24:06Z says:

    bacon is made in my bedroom

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-01-27T05:26:28Z says:

    so this is where Euroshopper Bacon comes from? They would make tastier bacon if they would torture them an hour before killing them, its the secret spice , no marinade can get compensate that.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-01-27T06:32:05Z says:

      Actually its well known by hunters that adrenaline makes meat taste worse sooo...

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-01-27T06:35:58Z says:

      Yep, animals that struggle before death arent as tasty. You're ruining your credibility Plant.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-27T06:38:36Z says:

      is that true? i didn't know that

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-27T07:25:43Z says:

      True, that's one reason a heart shot is desirable, and so they don't run far.

    • MMA
      MMA 2008-01-27T10:25:09Z says:

      I don't think Plantshit eats his kills anyway.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-01-27T11:17:13Z says:

      Makes em taste stringy, plus a bad shot on a good size animal and you have to fuckin walk for way too fucking long lookin for a blood trail

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-01-27T16:36:37Z says:

      you have bad taste it taste much better in my opinion.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-01-27T16:41:10Z says:

      plantshit ribs:
      First preboil the rips 5 minuts in water with onion , garlic etc. THis is because the end result will get much juicy and soft. Put marninade over the rips, now you wait 1hours before you grill them, grill properly. They will taste absolutly delicious.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-01-27T17:05:16Z says:

      Marinade the rips?

    • MMA
      MMA 2008-01-27T17:06:06Z says:

      You're one crazy fucker!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-01-27T20:14:08Z says:

      ribs dont you eat the ribs in US , they taste very well

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2008-01-27T05:27:39Z says:

    The vertical mechanized chainsaw got me looking forward to breakfast.

  • drmikescott
    drmikescott 2008-01-27T05:51:58Z says:

    im Muslim and i got hungry

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-01-27T06:06:24Z says:

      hungry for martyrdom and 72 virgins?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-27T06:27:32Z says:

      Muslims can't eat pork smarty.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-01-27T06:32:13Z says:

      of cause they can. (at least in guantanamo they could)

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-01-27T09:42:35Z says:

      Did someone say Guano?

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-01-27T14:40:41Z says:

      collect the whole set!

    • assferret
      assferret 2008-01-27T16:54:56Z says:

      haha

    • drmikescott
      drmikescott 2008-01-28T09:14:06Z says:

      im sry lemme correct my self, 'even i got hungry' assholes

  • fipty801
    fipty801 2008-01-27T06:02:00Z says:

    I think this is supposed to be offensive. If I was a black Jewish lesbian of Arab descent, I might be.
    Lucky for me, I'm not. It just looks like brunch.
    Yum!
    All Muslims should be made to watch this. Again, and again, and again!
    And once more.

    • enbeezy
      enbeezy 2008-01-27T07:28:04Z says:

      They can look at a pig, they just cant eat them.... ur such a genius.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-01-27T09:28:42Z says:

      You missed the point of the statement , which makes you the idiot ,embeezy

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-01-27T09:45:28Z says:

      I want to point out that if he was a black jewish lesbian of Arab descent, he would either
      1. Have been slaughtered by his own kind already.

      or

      2. Be recruited by the Hezbola or however the fuck you spell it, as a suicide bomber the second he was born. That or an athletic Accountant.

  • fipty801
    fipty801 2008-01-27T06:03:34Z says:

    I forgot about PETA.
    Those fucked up non eating model types should be force fed this and then made to tan the pig's hides, and then die of cancer.

    • enbeezy
      enbeezy 2008-01-27T07:28:52Z says:

      What about your kind? How should they be tortured and killed?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-27T14:41:03Z says:

      Any old way is ok.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-01-27T06:11:55Z says:

    i especially liked the electrocuting from 0:30 on - lol

    • bukkakeituacahs
      bukkakeituacahs 2008-01-27T07:30:20Z says:

      That pig was like..."Hey guys!! I found a way out!"...ZAPP!!!! He got fucking tazzed!

    • sharkey29
      sharkey29 2008-01-27T15:24:25Z says:

      I think the way their ears stuck up when the probes zap them is great. still not a very nice job though, but bacon tastes sooooo good.

  • Really
    Really 2008-01-27T06:15:40Z says:

    Nice footage there, well orchestrated slaughter house. Do they electrocute their brains before dumping them in the slide?

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-01-27T06:38:12Z says:

    I like the blood gushing from the pig's neck and when they twitch soon after that. I love pork, pork ribs, bacon, ham, pork chops, pepporoni, sauage.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-27T06:50:31Z says:

      i wish blood was gushing from your neck assman

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-27T07:04:54Z says:

      I'm drumrave.

    • enbeezy
      enbeezy 2008-01-27T07:29:52Z says:

      Your such a fucking douche. What kind of comeback was that?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-27T07:39:37Z says:

      A good one. He replied to the wrong post, obiviously. My name is drumrave, he wanted blood gushing from assman's neck. What's don't you get enbeezy?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-27T14:42:02Z says:

      He doesn't get why you aren't dead yet, and neither do I.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-28T00:46:11Z says:

      I'm not dead yet becuase I am drumrave. Did you not read what I said?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-28T07:21:36Z says:

      Why would I read what you said. You are supposed to be dead.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-01-27T06:52:39Z says:

    I had a buddy who's dad ownwed a pig farm/slaughter house. They were much less high tech. They shot ot in the head then hooked the back legs and hoisted it to gut the,. The first time I watched it I puked.

    • Ontopoftheworld
      Ontopoftheworld 2008-01-27T07:01:44Z says:

      You must live in Kentucky.

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2008-01-27T07:25:25Z says:

      I worked as the clean up guy in a meat shop while i was a teenager. you'd be surprised about how many people want pig jowls, they scrap the rest of the skull tho, so i took one and placed it on a spike and put it in my friends yard, he thought it was hilarious, his parents however told me to never come over again.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-27T07:26:42Z says:

      Farm life isn't pretty.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-01-27T07:32:20Z says:

      The smell of dipping freshly slaughtered chickens in boiling water before you pluck them beats blood and guts all day long.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-27T10:33:54Z says:

      farm life is pretty horrible for sure. my rotten sister owned a farm ...fucking carnage all over death suffering ...good times

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-27T20:47:36Z says:

      Hi dik.

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2008-01-27T07:33:19Z says:

    Sorry, but I'd rather not watch where my food comes from. How can people stomach this, and then eat a rack of BBQ spare ribs?

    • espada9
      espada9 2008-01-27T09:30:29Z says:

      Because sane people who are NOT SHELTERED understand that meat of any kind comes from MAMALS who are filled with blood, organs and other crap, it does NOT come from a fucking bacon plant or a spare rib tree.

      No one from a poor country would think this way, only fat lazy weak Westerners cringe at this shit.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-01-27T11:56:16Z says:

      Ribs are good. Animals are here to be eaten. I guess some people think there is a magic device that they happily walk into and come out the other side at chops and ribs and stuff.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-01-27T13:13:01Z says:

      Bacon plant sounds good to me.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-01-27T13:50:18Z says:

      I'd definitely grow a bacon plant!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-27T14:52:12Z says:

      It's actually a vine. You have to build a trellis for it, but after that you've got some good breakfasts coming. Pork chop bushes are pretty easy to grow, as well.

      In Japan, they grow sushi in cultivated beds in the sea like kelp. It's so much easier than catching fish.

    • wylder
      wylder 2008-01-28T20:02:24Z says:

      I WANT THAT SPLICER MACHINE!!!! just imagine what it could do if you stuck a naked chick on that in a horror movie? god damn that would be cool!

  • Bull
    Bull 2008-01-27T08:26:20Z says:

    Yibbida, Yibbida, That's All Folks!

  • revolssa
    revolssa 2008-01-27T09:24:09Z says:

    the device that knocks them out is kinda cool

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2008-01-27T09:25:43Z says:

    I usually don't like watching these videos. I actually like pigs.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-01-27T14:42:20Z says:

      fuck off then cunt

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-27T14:52:54Z says:

      Is your girlfriend a porker?

  • Legendarydavo
    Legendarydavo 2008-01-27T09:36:33Z says:

    i dont care how its done.....its still tastes good!

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-01-27T09:46:38Z says:

    I bet the guy that slits the throat has some pretty fucked up kids. Easy way to take out stress though...

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-01-27T10:16:19Z says:

    i dont feel bad for them cause its not like they were tortured they were put down as humanely as a butchering plant can

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-01-27T10:29:14Z says:

      What about mustard gas? Or a gun with brass bullets? Or magic?

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-01-27T11:19:35Z says:

      true magic would of been better, but damnit i want some bacon now.

    • Theck4
      Theck4 2008-01-27T13:43:07Z says:

      Yeah that was humane. An electric stunner + a jugular slit is surprisingly fine.

    • yak
      yak 2008-01-27T20:17:15Z says:

      not to of course mention that when they grabbed the pigs head in the machine a foot long bolt gets pushed through their brain extremely fast pretty much finishing the job... the reason they slit their throats is to drain their blood

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-01-27T22:24:54Z says:

      This should be how they kill people on death row.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-01-27T13:41:19Z says:

    Some bigshot cancer agency says bacon and other processed meats should be declared unfit for human consumption, 'cause of the preservatives in it that are known to cause cancer in the quantities used.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-01-27T17:07:31Z says:

      I can easily eat 5 fried eggs and a pack of bacon in one sitting.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-01-27T17:55:00Z says:

    That'll do, pig.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-27T20:47:06Z says:

      I guess Babe and Wilbur were the only lucky ones.

  • trystone
    trystone 2008-01-27T23:15:36Z says:

    at 1:13 were they giving the pigs pedicures?

    • GwiLo
      GwiLo 2008-01-28T00:14:16Z says:

      From 1:26 - 1:32 I thought there were two brunette chicks hanging in the mix. First dibs befor they get cold...

  • Mako
    Mako 2008-01-28T07:27:03Z says:

    Man, I could go for a BLT now.

  • 0bscura
    0bscura 2008-01-29T04:56:30Z says:

    Video does not deliver. I want to see how the bacon is cured, sliced, and packaged.

borracho5000
posted January 27, 2008