Meh, it doesn't happen very often. Only if I'm seated and move in the wrong way. Even then, it's like "Ugh, that didn't feel good." and then I move on.
Does anyone else think OJ is faking the whole drunk typing thing. I have been drunk on this site plenty of times and still remembered to fucking look at what I am typing.
I never really look at the keyboard when I type, just go ahead & do it.
The idea to check my posts kept slipping out of my mind. It was more like, have an idea &then type it. I spell corrected a few times but the process was annoying.
This is faker than OJ's fake 'I am drunk' thing above (OJ...I could possibly believe it...if you were on a couple other drugs also).
I only sat on one bollock the other night.
Is this the guy from the '1 jar' video?
Yeh balls stretch pretty far but not this far.
And yeh OJ is bullshitting us all.
I don't wanna know if it is the guy from them.
I think he learned his lesson when that jar ripped open his asshole.
I'm not lierally saying this pic is fake you dumbass! I'm saying it's not me...because I only said on one testicle the other night.
Gah. Keep up, noob!
Comments to how Cruel hurt his nuts
I see the Rolling Stones lipps where his six pack should be.
I see the toilet sticking its' tongue out at me.
** six pack will never be.
Have you ever accidentally sat on one of your testicles?.
I accidentally sat on both once.
Mine get squished a little by the seam on my jeans sometimes.
I would switch the jeans you are wearing...its not worth the risk!
Meh, it doesn't happen very often. Only if I'm seated and move in the wrong way. Even then, it's like "Ugh, that didn't feel good." and then I move on.
See, thats called being fat..those pants dont fucking fit anymore, fatass.
Hhahahaha!
His belly kinda looks like an old hairy snatch.
*gets wood*
*loses wood after seeing sloan's latest avatar* :(
The midget or the grin?, I think I'm gonna stick with the grin, the midget wouldn't resize proper.
Or if you want one of the old ones just say.
i saw...either the michelin man, or a very ugly sumo-type person...
bleah!
does nobody els e think you hav eot have a long asack to sit down 7th ene poke your balls out the front of the setath whils t siting douw?
Fuvk off, makes sens se if you try"
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WAANSKER!
FUCK OFF!
^PERFECT"!
...why the " mark after perfect?
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Does anyone else think OJ is faking the whole drunk typing thing. I have been drunk on this site plenty of times and still remembered to fucking look at what I am typing.
Yeh. You say things that you don't mean to and you make one or two spelling mistakes but not this.
Maybe Irish hacked his account.
I hacked your mom's account, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Plz help.
Why? Do you need help pulling your balls out from your zipper?
I think it's plantshit.
I never really look at the keyboard when I type, just go ahead & do it.
The idea to check my posts kept slipping out of my mind. It was more like, have an idea &then type it. I spell corrected a few times but the process was annoying.
What the hell were you drinking? Mouthwash and bailys? lol
i did have some baileys in a cocktail called an A Bomb
That was nice
I would think the mind-numbing pain would act counter-productively to relaxing the sphincter muscles.
Like you wouldn't believe
This happens every time I
use a public bathroom
This picture makes me feel uncomfortable and I'm not even a dude.
^Attention whore.
^ Reply whore.
^taco whore
^ Whore whore
I'm sorry smerf.
Let's be friends....
^Suck up whore
Btw, Steff-Chan, is that you in your avavtar ..? If not, who?
Hey, I'd take being a whore. Whores get paid!
I think what I meant when I typed that was that you take all the whores for yourself and don't share them around.
Oh... No. I don't have enough money for whores.
That's OK. We should all have at least one so I'll lend you some money.
*Hands over some theoretical money*
This is faker than OJ's fake 'I am drunk' thing above (OJ...I could possibly believe it...if you were on a couple other drugs also).
I only sat on one bollock the other night.
Is this the guy from the '1 jar' video?
Yeh balls stretch pretty far but not this far.
And yeh OJ is bullshitting us all.
I don't wanna know if it is the guy from them.
I think he learned his lesson when that jar ripped open his asshole.
I'm not lierally saying this pic is fake you dumbass! I'm saying it's not me...because I only said on one testicle the other night.
Gah. Keep up, noob!
*literally, *sat
I wish
What. I didn't actually read the title before I posted but now I know what you're on about. My bad. I'll keep up now.
Gah. Reply fail. Excuse me.
thats quite impressive
i hope your testicles are all better now Cruel
Yes thanks fries. It was just the right bollock. I'm a little concerned in your interest though!