wow.
okay, i'm not even going to call him "Scamp" or rub his tummy anymore...
god bless, rking
seriously...
have as good of a life as Social Services allows you...
oh really cause u have girls pussy farting all over you huh? and besides that pussy looks used up, she might have shaved and washed up the outside but im pretty sure there would be a scent coming from the depths of that wind tunnel
well i never said there would be no scent, and i also said IF she was clean. and im sorry if the chicks you've been with emit a frightful aroma when the trapped air gets released.
Exactly... I was actually imagining a beer-enema fiasco myself, similar to the chick that chugged a gallon of Carlo Rossi through her ass..... and started shitting everywhere..
But labeled properly... it coulda been a better post..
A beer-enema *tits* fiasco? Oh, I remember *tits* now. That was the chick that *tits* said she got drunk from *tits* it? DAMMIT JARMO, CHANGE YOUR DAMN AVATAR.
I had a girlfriend after she sucked my cock wet she could generate a vacuum in her pussy with her muscles. when I started fucking her pussy it sucked my cock right into it. it was the best ex Ive ever had. fucking her was like the best experience in my entire life.
Comments to How many beers?
Yeah Baby....oh damn....
Beyond words.
1/2 a shandy bass would do me.
Actually, she looks familiar
its the thing from Star Wars IV. Jabba's sand people eater.
That is someones daughter. Her daddy is proud
uhhhh.... i don't even wanna know the kind of dad who would recognize his daughter from this angle.
he was holding the camera
I'd hit it.
The Question was eat, not hit.
I'd eat it sober.
Reminds me of Ace Ventura's talking ass clips.
6 if she doesnt queef... 10 if she does
dunno about u... but beer wouldn't really do enough for me to put that shit near my mouth... lots of cheap whiskey might.
Couldn't get that drunk on beer, 1L of bacardi 151 might work.
eh, i only used beer cuz it was the suggested increment of measure... rather choke down some vodka myself....
anyone remember that song "96 Beers"?...some ex-pro wrestler did it back in the 80s...
anyone remember that song "96 Beers"?...some ex-pro wrestler did it back in the 80s...
anyone remember that song "96 Beers"?...some ex-pro wrestler did it back in the 80s...
boredom FTW!
wow.
okay, i'm not even going to call him "Scamp" or rub his tummy anymore...
god bless, rking
seriously...
have as good of a life as Social Services allows you...
rking is a moron possum. the sooner you realize it, the better off you'll be.
i actually thought i could get a good fight out of the guy if i kept up the shit long enough...
now?
i just feel kinda ashamed of myself
Is that your routine Possum?
Looking for a fight are ya?
Does that apply to me as well?
Im not a daisy like rqueen
Thats all very interesting, but I'm wondering if anyone remembers that song "96 Beers"?...some ex-pro wrestler did it back in the 80s...
yep - it was a good tune...could you google it for me, keef?
were they the ones standing on the wall?
i tried to limewire it, but no dice
http://www.motorcityrock.com/bands/dick_the_bruiser_band/audio/dick_the_bruiser_band_96_beers.mp3
io.html
that's the one...
Is that the song called "96 Beers?" that some ex-pro wrestler did back in the 80's?
et tu, fish?
What is your major malfunction numnuts?
dick the bruiser: couldve had a wonderful career in deathmetal
none
hello, my name is jennifer? whats yours??
Howard Feltersnatch, U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security.
hi there Howie.
Hey, how's it goin?
I'd do her. That isn't saying much, though.
sounds like she is attempting to start up a chainsaw
That's the first decent comment i've heard from a woman in quit some time....
Can you imagine the scent? I bet it smells like the shit from a maggot after eating rotting flesh from a dead raccoon
actually, if she is clean then the scent wouldnt be that big of an issue
oh really cause u have girls pussy farting all over you huh? and besides that pussy looks used up, she might have shaved and washed up the outside but im pretty sure there would be a scent coming from the depths of that wind tunnel
she prob uses fish soap, gotta love a girl that smells like fish sticks, mmmm fresh fish sticks.
well i never said there would be no scent, and i also said IF she was clean. and im sorry if the chicks you've been with emit a frightful aroma when the trapped air gets released.
Asaclark, if you tried real hard, i reckon you rearrange your name into summin more apt. - Cunt Perhaps.
you rekon huh? well its a good thing i dont take advice from shitty little cocksuckers who cant arrange letters very well.
No. I said, i reckon. are you not fucking listening cuntybollocks?
Queef on demand, that's my kind of lady.
queef of the damned
Yep, only without the shitty soundtrack or acting.
but there is a plane crash involved
oh great, trains´ll be delayed again.
Is it only british trains that are always fuckin late/delayed/cancelled etc, or does everyone get the same grief?
No, it happens here too. Buses are even worse, but winter is pretty brutal here.
I'd drink a beer out of there. It wouldn't turn me on or anything, I just reckon it'd be fun.
That's hot.
Is this a man?
If you put your next to it you can hear the ocean
your ear
Your reply button
you're right
strangely enough, i understood it without the "ear"
its growling at me. im kinda dissapointed, i thought i had to guess how many beers were going to pop out...
Exactly... I was actually imagining a beer-enema fiasco myself, similar to the chick that chugged a gallon of Carlo Rossi through her ass..... and started shitting everywhere..
But labeled properly... it coulda been a better post..
A beer-enema *tits* fiasco? Oh, I remember *tits* now. That was the chick that *tits* said she got drunk from *tits* it? DAMMIT JARMO, CHANGE YOUR DAMN AVATAR.
8?
I had a girlfriend after she sucked my cock wet she could generate a vacuum in her pussy with her muscles. when I started fucking her pussy it sucked my cock right into it. it was the best ex Ive ever had. fucking her was like the best experience in my entire life.
yeah, we´ve all had one.
*her
she has a cave dweller in there.