How to Defend Yourself Against Someone Attacking You

Comments to How to Defend Yourself Against Someone Attacking You

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  drumrave 2009-02-06T05:05:19Z says:

  How do I defend myself against someone not attacking me?

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    Bootface 2009-02-06T05:09:58Z says:

    Baseball bat, by not attacking you they left themselves wide open for a bat to the head.
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    Bootface 2009-02-06T05:24:21Z says:

    Actually your better off getting a gun...fatty
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    drumrave 2009-02-06T05:30:02Z says:

    fuck you dumbface
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    Bootface 2009-02-06T05:35:42Z says:

    Fine just get mad, but when some 3yr old girl comes after you with a toy knife you'll wish you had that gun.
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    xzekiel 2009-02-06T07:58:56Z says:

    given all the jailbait posts, i think drumrave would be open to a 3 yr old girl "attacking" him
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    j0sh8790 2009-02-06T08:03:58Z says:

    bootface raises a good point.
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    markiemark 2009-02-06T09:17:45Z says:

    fuck that!
    Get a taser.
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    MrDowns 2009-02-07T03:07:34Z says:

    Don't Tase me bro!
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  AgentWorm 2009-02-06T05:18:09Z says:

  aaaw, that girl was so cute...

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    xzekiel 2009-02-06T12:21:26Z says:

    she looks cute, but you don't wanna run into her in a dark alley
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  skulk 2009-02-06T05:30:00Z says:

  should of raped the bitch

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    1rish1 2009-02-06T05:35:44Z says:

    Well said.
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  Wario7793 2009-02-06T05:34:52Z says:

  He can't stop picking at his face and his nose, can he?

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    GunnerySgtHartman 2009-02-06T05:38:54Z says:

    It's called meth.
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    xzekiel 2009-02-06T08:00:27Z says:

    good to see you've dropped the movie quotes hartman
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  MetalFace 2009-02-06T05:40:25Z says:

  you got ur judy chop, ur neenja chop, and ur kuratty chop

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    dik 2009-02-06T18:19:17Z says:

    *ninjee
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  Oranjeboom 2009-02-06T05:52:03Z says:

  Is this supposed to be serious, 'cause it does a good job at being funny.

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    redrum 2009-02-06T06:10:44Z says:

    Somebody get Orange a net so the jokes don't go right over him.
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    ADAT 2009-02-06T07:10:29Z says:

    Nah this guys a comedian.
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    MetalFace 2009-02-06T07:11:00Z says:

    ^you try keeping up with foreign comedy while you're on your 12th oranjeboom....
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    MetalFace 2009-02-06T07:20:40Z says:

    nooooo! the interposting of doom
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-06T15:01:10Z says:

    I have no idea who this guy is, but I do like his style of comedy.
    
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  redrum 2009-02-06T06:10:59Z says:

  Uh oh....
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  joez77 2009-02-06T06:58:22Z says:

  i don't even think he was even allowed to ride the short bus
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  MrSneaky 2009-02-06T07:07:42Z says:

  i was waiting for him to headbutt that little kid.
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  fries-please 2009-02-06T12:57:52Z says:

  So how do i defend myself against an attacker armed with a banana ?

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    dik 2009-02-06T18:20:34Z says:

    that was my first question
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  antispeziesist 2009-02-06T17:50:25Z says:

  *fap* *fap* *fap*
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  mamer 2009-02-06T19:57:12Z says:

  is she retarded?
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  BodyByMucho 2009-02-07T03:03:54Z says:

  fucking stupid... like british comedy

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    LobOn 2009-02-07T10:35:10Z says:

    is it too complex for you or somethin? dumbshit