Haha are you for real??? The posts on this page range from 'Apparently girls have cocks too' to 'I have never met my girlfriend in real life.'
Im sorry its just that you are always so fucking pathetic that its hard not to make fun of you. Maybe if you manned the fuck up and suddenly became funny it wouldnt be so tempting to call you out.
Umm...you don't have a girlfriend. You have a pen pal. Jesus christ, kids these days...talking to someone on the internet and saying "OMGZ I LUV YOU SO MUCH!!! $EVA!!!!" is not a relationship. Its you being a fag. just admit it and go suck a dick gayboy.
ok, fooliam, you have a point, she's a penpal, but agreed to go steady, for what it's worth. We plan on meeting in person in May. If that happens, then things will change... the whole gay thing, I have NO idea why you're referring to that....
Also, a lot of what she says contrasts what other chicks have said about giving oral. Like this one, for example: http://www.muchosucko.com/show/pussy_mapping-29625
And the other video where this naked "doctor" went on Howard Stern.
That's true. But she made it seem like this is what EVERY women likes. Plus, when you're using a women that is also possibly a porn star to test these techniques on, it lowers your credibility. Porn stars are known to moan when crawling across a bed.
now will play:
Cotton Fields
Bottle Of Smoke
Fairytale Of New York
White City
Down All The Days
Rainstreet
A Man You Dont Meet Every Day
Turkish Song Of The Damned
and of course:
...Fall From Grace...
Yeah pretty much any audible sounds from any man ruin a porn for me. It was like he got caught up in the moment and forgot he WASN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER HER QUESTIONS AND RUIN EVERYTHING
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Always listen to your elders, they know what they're talking about.
listen? there was talking in this video?
Especially when your elders have large fake breasts that move around when they move their arms.
This is a great post.
Agreed. I've been eating pussy for over 30 years yet I learned a thing or two from this.
you eat your mom's pussy for over 30 years yet?
Don't you?
Nina Hartly is great. We all could learn for the women we do, for it is their bodies, not ours. Thant was wonderful to watch.
*that*.sorry about the misspell
i like that. you care about women and our needs
are you suggesting you're a woman? well now you're fucked
This has got to be the most educational video I've seen on here. Yak, when can I get my MS degree :D
what exactly would it teach :(
immune to discustment from many hours of out of the line material.
This would be a lot better if she wasn't wearing the gloves
LOL So aparently girls have cocks too? (Shaft)
The clitoris is the female equivalent of a penis.
it's not an equivalent. it is the same "sexual analog" just under developed.
well, that's gay?
man, I need a pussy to practice on.
i thought you had a gf...
he used to fuck peach but that fucking monkey called dk steal her again and fucks her
Yak, I haven't met my girlfriend in person, so.... and LOL at beer's comment!
I need a pussy to practice on
+ I havent met my gfriend in person
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fag
wow, that was ... uh, lame GwiLo...
ahem...
"millions of peaches, peaches for free"
Lame or simple arithmetic... hmmmm...
no, simple arithmetic dictates that I'm a lonely guy, not gay. I didn't choose to not meet her, I just haven't yet...
Haha are you for real??? The posts on this page range from 'Apparently girls have cocks too' to 'I have never met my girlfriend in real life.'
Im sorry its just that you are always so fucking pathetic that its hard not to make fun of you. Maybe if you manned the fuck up and suddenly became funny it wouldnt be so tempting to call you out.
Maybe then you can meet a girl in real life too.
ok, last comment. I'm having enough trouble in my own life, without justifying it to dipshits I don't even know...
Umm...you don't have a girlfriend. You have a pen pal. Jesus christ, kids these days...talking to someone on the internet and saying "OMGZ I LUV YOU SO MUCH!!! $EVA!!!!" is not a relationship. Its you being a fag. just admit it and go suck a dick gayboy.
ok, fooliam, you have a point, she's a penpal, but agreed to go steady, for what it's worth. We plan on meeting in person in May. If that happens, then things will change... the whole gay thing, I have NO idea why you're referring to that....
i still prefer the "seymour butts how to give a woman a gspot orgasm" video.... but its good to have a woman's point of view
The only way to learn how to eat pussy is from a woman. They know what they like.
if only women were that smart.they don't listen. male:"swallow." woman:"i don't want to" And that's why they get punched
That old cunt with gloves ruined the video for me.
Also, a lot of what she says contrasts what other chicks have said about giving oral. Like this one, for example: http://www.muchosucko.com/show/pussy_mapping-29625
And the other video where this naked "doctor" went on Howard Stern.
'that old cunt with gloves' is Nina Hartley you fucking wankstain
I thought she was pretty hot for a woman of my age.
i think so too
Sorry, I don't spend hours online studying every porn star's name.
Then you sir have no place on here
I feel like I am now on the 'Zen plane' of pussy-eating. Hummmmmm....
don't take everything she says as truth. I hate having that shit sucked.
i'm also sure every girl likes getting slapped in the junk too............
A lot of stuff she said seemed to be things only the sluttiest porn stars profess to like.
You have to try every possibility in order to find out what she likes. If she don't like it, don't do it again.
That's true. But she made it seem like this is what EVERY women likes. Plus, when you're using a women that is also possibly a porn star to test these techniques on, it lowers your credibility. Porn stars are known to moan when crawling across a bed.
soah- thanks for the honesty...
different strokes
ps - but you could maybe change your avy to something a little less butch?
possum did anyone ever tell you you're sort of a candyass?
not until now, dik
i will seriously try to to better
from here on out though
Hahaha
ps...i'm sorry dik
i didnt mean it!
still friends?
anyone who
A: has ol jaimee as a smoochie
B: likes the Pogues
cannot be all bad
see?
you say it like it's a joke but the fact is you are a pussy
i've got female panties i've personally worn more manly than you
^fact
now will play:
Cotton Fields
Bottle Of Smoke
Fairytale Of New York
White City
Down All The Days
Rainstreet
A Man You Dont Meet Every Day
Turkish Song Of The Damned
and of course:
...Fall From Grace...
Erin Go Braless
ps - i will never try to compete with any of diks panties
dik - it's just that i dont get offended when folks diss me
...i'd much rather fuck around
than argue
you're okay, dik
...even if you think i'm a pussy for saying it...
hey and apparently you are what you eat right?! right?!!!
The cameraman talking totally ruined this for me.
is that what that was? i thought it was one of those aoooga horns
Yeah pretty much any audible sounds from any man ruin a porn for me. It was like he got caught up in the moment and forgot he WASN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER HER QUESTIONS AND RUIN EVERYTHING