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How to fight a bear

I'm not sure it's Plantshit approved though...

How to fight a bear

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Comments to How to fight a bear

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-04-09T04:49:44Z says:

    hahahaha, thanks for posting that HareTrinity, that was fucking too much!!

    I would say it is definitely plantshit approved.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2008-04-10T21:21:42Z says:

      agreed, nice one hare

  • SnizMasterJ
    SnizMasterJ 2008-04-09T05:04:43Z says:

    That was good. I would pay to see someone run up and kick a bear in the balls.

  • thebeeches
    thebeeches 2008-04-09T05:15:52Z says:

    lame

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-04-09T06:37:00Z says:

      Just like your pathetic life.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-04-09T15:41:02Z says:

      there's allways one bitch thats too cool for awesome vids....

  • Apathy
    Apathy 2008-04-09T05:27:25Z says:

    i enjoyed this because i remembered Hare has a nice butt.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-09T05:32:16Z says:

      I would bang her.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-04-09T06:16:51Z says:

      Frequently.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-09T20:24:39Z says:

      What day did she show her butt?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-09T21:58:53Z says:

      I enjoyed her topless pic very much.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-04-10T01:28:05Z says:

      @ toolman,

      www.muchosucko.com/show/no_internet_my_ass34144/tag/user

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-04-10T01:28:18Z says:

      er

  • KeefRobot
    KeefRobot 2008-04-09T05:56:09Z says:

    If in you really had to go one on one with a bear and were not able to use any sort of fire arm or vehicle, what would your weapon be and what song would be playing?

    • KeefRobot
      KeefRobot 2008-04-09T06:01:40Z says:

      a wolverine on a pulley system while listening to emerge

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-04-09T06:37:45Z says:

      Plantshit and some sweden hoe-down music.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-09T06:44:50Z says:

      I'd toss flowers at it, while listening to Wings.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-09T06:53:08Z says:

      give it a bong hit! listening to led zepp

    • bugsglO
      bugsglO 2008-04-09T06:59:45Z says:

      I like the robot thing but def zombies whilst listening to slayer reign in blood... oh and Id be high on cough medicine.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-09T07:11:17Z says:

      A chainsaw while listening to some light jazz.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-09T07:50:31Z says:

      A flamethrower while listening to The Talking Heads "Burning Down the House".

    • Mucho_Kid
      Mucho_Kid 2008-04-09T08:09:43Z says:

      A spork and "She's so Lucky" by Britney Spears.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-09T12:48:47Z says:

      A Katana and Rehab's "Crazy People".

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-04-09T12:56:38Z says:

      A nursery of rabid raccoons while listening to "Psycho" by Puddle of Mud.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-09T15:21:18Z says:

      Nunchucks and "Kung Fu Fighting"

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-04-09T15:48:37Z says:

      spiked, brass knuckles while listening too "uncle fucker" by my second favorite canadians, Terrance and Phillip

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-09T18:48:17Z says:

      wolverine claws and 'Battle Without Honor Or Humanity'.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-09T20:28:18Z says:

      A condom while listening to "I Have Been in You" by Frank Zappa

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-09T21:08:38Z says:

      second favorite next to me right tyrone?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-09T21:17:10Z says:

      ^desperation and loneliness.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-09T21:35:36Z says:

      damned straight

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-09T21:36:10Z says:

      fugs...uh..you wanna be friends?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-09T21:41:31Z says:

      Daren't say anything now cuz if I do, I'll get the desperate and lonely shit.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-09T22:02:32Z says:

      it's been a while since he's been with a woman..
      *continue*

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-04-09T22:02:50Z says:

      toolman wins.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-04-09T22:39:05Z says:

      dik... did you really have to ask that question? you know youre #1 in my favorite canadians book, then comes yak and deja at #1.5...
      *wipes the brown spot from my nose

    • bugsglO
      bugsglO 2008-04-10T00:41:21Z says:

      yah... toolman ftw

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-10T06:12:59Z says:

      Wow, I really hate myself for posting this, but.... Mucho_Kid, you made me laugh the most with the spork comment. Maybe because all they have in the break room at work is sporks, but nonetheless, and I'll hate you again tomorrow, bravo for that.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-10T17:08:39Z says:

      Some good deathmetal song and a spear

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-04-09T07:14:51Z says:

    hahaha

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-04-09T09:09:24Z says:

    this is one of the most lame things EVER posted on muchosucko

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-09T11:47:35Z says:

      bad form Mr

    • HareTrinity
      HareTrinity 2008-04-09T12:14:46Z says:

      I saw it and thought of you!

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-09T13:59:32Z says:

      are u feeling ok planty????

    • Tommeh!!!
      Tommeh!!! 2008-04-09T14:00:21Z says:

      what??? Plantshit, a girl actually thought of you and you are this ungrateful?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-09T15:21:48Z says:

      Plantshit is a homo.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-09T16:50:48Z says:

      this video suck i thought it would be cool and serious but it was just mega lame and not fun at all. Yes hank im a homo sapiens,and your black friends are monkey ( which i dont know the latin name for)

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-09T16:55:13Z says:

      plantshit post a vid of you taking out the bears.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-09T18:50:04Z says:

      "you're a homo"
      -"yeah.. a homo *sapiens*!"

      the last time i heard that 'comeback', i was 9.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-09T18:50:33Z says:

      you sure showed him, pantshit!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-09T20:14:51Z says:

      That was 3 years ago.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-09T20:30:30Z says:

      That means he's a year older than you like!

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-09T20:33:57Z says:

      put your armour on planty and give us a better battle!

    • Tommeh!!!
      Tommeh!!! 2008-04-09T21:12:52Z says:

      armour made from the skulls of previous conquests! (killed bears i mean, as im sure we dont need a doctor to confirm his sexual inactivity.

    • Tommeh!!!
      Tommeh!!! 2008-04-09T21:13:22Z says:

      ...feel free to add whatever and then close the bracket.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-09T21:18:41Z says:

      whatever)

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-09T21:44:36Z says:

      whatever you are all lame

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-09T22:00:40Z says:

      ^Says the guy that wears flannel Al Borland shirts.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-09T22:03:11Z says:

      that was way too easy, irish, i saw that coming miles away..

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-09T22:24:06Z says:

      flanell rulez

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-09T22:31:02Z says:

      step into the 2000's dude

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-09T23:19:04Z says:

      He's got to try stepping out of the neolithic first.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-09T23:31:55Z says:

      Hey, as a person from Seattle, I wholeheartedly support the wearing of flannel.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-10T02:23:51Z says:

      hear,hear northwest thang!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-10T10:15:20Z says:

      Flanell! Flanell! *shouting out of my window into the wild*

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2008-04-09T10:54:08Z says:

    I was going to post this because I saw it on youtube, but I don't know how to get videos from sites that don't have a download button.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-09T11:49:30Z says:

      try 'save2pc Light' download

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-09T18:51:39Z says:

      or Unplug, when you're using firefox.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-04-09T20:14:15Z says:

      Thanks, I'll try them both.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-04-09T20:15:41Z says:

      Where can I find Unplug on firefox.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-09T22:04:19Z says:

      go to 'Extra' on the top of your FF screen and pick 'AddOns'
      you can look for it on that site

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-04-10T00:34:32Z says:

      Thanks a lot. It worked.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-04-10T00:38:43Z says:

      Thanks, man. It worked.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-04-10T00:39:01Z says:

      Not sure if MS accepts FLV files, though.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-04-09T11:48:12Z says:

    running down hill from a bear works

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-09T21:19:49Z says:

      That's bulls, you fool!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-09T22:32:13Z says:

      im pretty sure it works on bears too , its got something to do with them having shorter front legs

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-09T23:20:42Z says:

      Eithey way, I wouldn't want to test that theory.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-09T23:22:11Z says:

      *either - wasn't me, the keyboard moved.

  • AintThatABitch
    AintThatABitch 2008-04-09T14:11:20Z says:

    I know how to fight a bear... You fucking don't!

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2008-04-09T18:52:29Z says:

    that was pretty fucking funny, nice post, hare.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-04-09T20:32:15Z says:

    His eyes really bugged out when he got kicked in the balls.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-04-09T21:43:08Z says:

    I always wondered if a personal taser would be enough to save your ass if a bear was on you...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-09T23:45:58Z says:

      The manual says that they're really only supposed to be used on things weaker than you while you yell "stop resisting!"

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-04-10T01:17:00Z says:

      *gauges relative strength of local high school chicks*

HareTrinity
posted April 09, 2008

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