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How to Get Fired & Almost Kill Yourself In Less Than 4 Minutes

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How to Get Fired & Almost Kill Yourself In Less Than 4 Minutes

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Comments to How to Get Fired & Almost Kill Yourself In Less Than 4 Minutes

  • seanito666
    seanito666 2008-06-30T04:06:16Z says:

    fucking asswipe

    • TheBurdon
      TheBurdon 2008-06-30T05:37:14Z says:

      looks like the back room of a Meijer. the red polos give it away. god i hated that place...

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-06-30T05:59:02Z says:

      or a target

    • bertshomeboy
      bertshomeboy 2008-06-30T06:07:44Z says:

      HAHA for one theburdon is awesome for knowing what meijer is, and second i loved how he punched the pallets like GODDAMNIT.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-06-30T08:26:19Z says:

      meijer is shitty, you shouldnt be proud to know what it is

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-06-30T21:50:13Z says:

      I got fired as a bagger on my 89th day so I wouldn't get into the union. How shitty is that?

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-01T20:44:32Z says:

      BigDumbHippy is right, I used to work in the backroom of a Target. Shitty fucking job.

  • jimpson
    jimpson 2008-06-30T04:41:32Z says:

    GET A TOWEL!

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-06-30T13:04:25Z says:

      LMAO! nah a tissue for my tears

  • UVsaturated
    UVsaturated 2008-06-30T04:47:00Z says:

    They give you a red shirt and you think you can do anything.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-06-30T04:49:45Z says:

    ahahaha bitch what did he get a fucking broom at the end?

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-07-01T22:40:32Z says:

      Squeegee

  • SwissFandango
    SwissFandango 2008-06-30T05:04:25Z says:

    What happened?

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-06-30T05:58:53Z says:

      he hit a pipe with the thing, knocked the pipe off, trys to fix it, makes it worse and almost died

  • s0nn3
    s0nn3 2008-06-30T05:12:08Z says:

    I dont get it, he pretty much has it under control at about 2:30, then the whole thing goes wrong.

    • BruceMate
      BruceMate 2008-06-30T05:40:52Z says:

      A plumber he is not.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-01T03:08:50Z says:

      You are correct sir!

  • Quankers1
    Quankers1 2008-06-30T05:52:29Z says:

    I used to work in a factory. This sort of shit happened all the time. Those lifts are death machines.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-06-30T10:15:01Z says:

      Yup. The story I could tell you about Jason Turnipseed (his real name, no shit) learning to drive the forklift at the Budweiser distributor.

    • DushanMandik
      DushanMandik 2008-06-30T10:19:12Z says:

      I used to work at a factory with this black guy whos first name was Danquail...

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-06-30T13:36:15Z says:

      I work in a warehouse with a black guy whos first name is ka leak

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-06-30T18:31:28Z says:

      My dad's maid's name was Listerine; no shit

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-30T18:43:28Z says:

      Listerine's bad enough, but no shit for a surname is just awful.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-30T18:53:19Z says:

      i used to go to high school with these east indian brothers...one's name was mihash the other's was nohash

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-30T19:00:46Z says:

      snikt...turnipseed??? haha

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-06-30T23:53:40Z says:

      My sister works at a hospital and she told me that the woman named her baby what was written on the birth certificate. Female, and she pronounced it FaMolly.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-01T02:33:41Z says:

      Penn of Penn and Teller named his kid "Moxie Crimefighter Penn."

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-01T02:37:39Z says:

      I went to school with a girl named Anita Ho. I also knew a guy named Justin Case.

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-01T02:41:04Z says:

      Quote from Bart S."Amanda Hugankiss"

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-07-01T02:49:35Z says:

      Peter Norths' real last name is "Goesinya"... he's polish. Smerf did you mean Gillette?

    • Quankers1
      Quankers1 2008-07-01T04:42:03Z says:

      No he meant Schwartstein

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-07-02T11:41:39Z says:

      dik, I can't make shit like that up. Jason Turnipseed.

  • espada9
    espada9 2008-06-30T06:11:10Z says:

    That's the level of quality you get for $8.00 an hour.

    • De-Wolfie
      De-Wolfie 2008-06-30T07:59:31Z says:

      Assuming this is in California.

  • robby63931
    robby63931 2008-06-30T06:19:00Z says:

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • Ice006
    Ice006 2008-06-30T07:45:56Z says:

    I'll admit, he reacted pretty damn quick to grab onto that other pallet and not fuck himself up… not your typical stoner!

    • ton-E
      ton-E 2008-06-30T08:00:35Z says:

      true that mufucka

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-06-30T23:54:25Z says:

      He was probably stoned when he hit it.

  • De-Wolfie
    De-Wolfie 2008-06-30T08:01:38Z says:

    Would have been so much better if it was a cooling unit he hit and freeon started spraying out.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-06-30T08:27:07Z says:

      then becomes mr freeze and terrorizes Gotham city

    • cameltoast
      cameltoast 2008-06-30T12:27:26Z says:

      ^lol

      I was thinking the same thing

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2008-06-30T11:01:00Z says:

    Yep that will get you fired big time.

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2008-06-30T18:41:54Z says:

    And nobody thought to turn off the sprinkler system? Everyone present should have been fired, dumb fucks.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-30T18:55:00Z says:

      i was just about to say why are they standing there...shut the water off

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-06-30T23:15:06Z says:

    I saw a guy take a motorized forklift at full speed, raised full around a corner and dump it. We had a good laugh...and, he wasn't invited back to work the next day.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-01T03:12:30Z says:

      i worked at a place once where a guy came in drunk and he had to lift another guy up in a basket on the forklift to change a couple of bulbs...the guy lifted the basket to high and it crashed into the ceiling ..scaring the bejesus out of the guy in the basket...they sent the driver to rehab

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-07-01T22:41:41Z says:

    DON'T CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Deathsaw
    Deathsaw 2008-07-01T23:00:05Z says:

    I don't think they covered that in the training video.

  • LucesDarkness
    LucesDarkness 2008-07-06T06:40:36Z says:

    Am I the only one who imagines Willy Wanka beating his Oompa Loompas mercilessly?

  • theforgotten
    theforgotten 2008-10-29T04:34:21Z says:

    that was fucking awesome, he temp fixed it, then instead of letting it be ang going and getting the proper tools or at least someone who know their head from their ass, he starts pulling on it trying to bend it back, fucking retard

  • jimjabbo
    jimjabbo 2009-05-17T10:54:08Z says:

    Ha ha ha fekkin Haaa..I've done that!...only I was messing with one of thos walk behind fork lifts and I went to high and tore the fire mains out of the upper wall and flooded the factory...Lucas Electric Starter Motors In Cheltenham, Victoria Oz..and yes I was also fired...mind you that was 1971...havnt done it since...je je je...

DushanMandik
posted June 30, 2008

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