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fucking asswipe
looks like the back room of a Meijer. the red polos give it away. god i hated that place...
or a target
HAHA for one theburdon is awesome for knowing what meijer is, and second i loved how he punched the pallets like GODDAMNIT.
meijer is shitty, you shouldnt be proud to know what it is
I got fired as a bagger on my 89th day so I wouldn't get into the union. How shitty is that?
BigDumbHippy is right, I used to work in the backroom of a Target. Shitty fucking job.
GET A TOWEL!
LMAO! nah a tissue for my tears
They give you a red shirt and you think you can do anything.
ahahaha bitch what did he get a fucking broom at the end?
Squeegee
What happened?
he hit a pipe with the thing, knocked the pipe off, trys to fix it, makes it worse and almost died
I dont get it, he pretty much has it under control at about 2:30, then the whole thing goes wrong.
A plumber he is not.
You are correct sir!
I used to work in a factory. This sort of shit happened all the time. Those lifts are death machines.
Yup. The story I could tell you about Jason Turnipseed (his real name, no shit) learning to drive the forklift at the Budweiser distributor.
I used to work at a factory with this black guy whos first name was Danquail...
I work in a warehouse with a black guy whos first name is ka leak
My dad's maid's name was Listerine; no shit
Listerine's bad enough, but no shit for a surname is just awful.
i used to go to high school with these east indian brothers...one's name was mihash the other's was nohash
snikt...turnipseed??? haha
My sister works at a hospital and she told me that the woman named her baby what was written on the birth certificate. Female, and she pronounced it FaMolly.
Penn of Penn and Teller named his kid "Moxie Crimefighter Penn."
I went to school with a girl named Anita Ho. I also knew a guy named Justin Case.
Quote from Bart S."Amanda Hugankiss"
Peter Norths' real last name is "Goesinya"... he's polish. Smerf did you mean Gillette?
No he meant Schwartstein
dik, I can't make shit like that up. Jason Turnipseed.
That's the level of quality you get for $8.00 an hour.
Assuming this is in California.
HAHAHAHAHA
I'll admit, he reacted pretty damn quick to grab onto that other pallet and not fuck himself up… not your typical stoner!
true that mufucka
He was probably stoned when he hit it.
Would have been so much better if it was a cooling unit he hit and freeon started spraying out.
then becomes mr freeze and terrorizes Gotham city
^lol
I was thinking the same thing
Yep that will get you fired big time.
you think
And nobody thought to turn off the sprinkler system? Everyone present should have been fired, dumb fucks.
i was just about to say why are they standing there...shut the water off
I saw a guy take a motorized forklift at full speed, raised full around a corner and dump it. We had a good laugh...and, he wasn't invited back to work the next day.
i worked at a place once where a guy came in drunk and he had to lift another guy up in a basket on the forklift to change a couple of bulbs...the guy lifted the basket to high and it crashed into the ceiling ..scaring the bejesus out of the guy in the basket...they sent the driver to rehab
DON'T CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think they covered that in the training video.
Am I the only one who imagines Willy Wanka beating his Oompa Loompas mercilessly?