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How to Get Fired & Almost Kill Yourself In Less Than 4 Minutes

Proper Illustration of Complete Humiliation

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Comments to How to Get Fired & Almost Kill Yourself In Less Than 4 Minutes

  • Dsc00899
    seanito666 says:

    fucking asswipe

    2008-06-30T04:06:16Z
    • Burdon
      TheBurdon says:

      looks like the back room of a Meijer. the red polos give it away. god i hated that place...

      2008-06-30T05:37:14Z
    • Riddler

      or a target

      2008-06-30T05:59:02Z
    • Vouekk

      HAHA for one theburdon is awesome for knowing what meijer is, and second i loved how he punched the pallets like GODDAMNIT.

      2008-06-30T06:07:44Z
    • Riddler

      meijer is shitty, you shouldnt be proud to know what it is

      2008-06-30T08:26:19Z
    • Aaronavatar1

      I got fired as a bagger on my 89th day so I wouldn't get into the union. How shitty is that?

      2008-06-30T21:50:13Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      BigDumbHippy is right, I used to work in the backroom of a Target. Shitty fucking job.

      2008-07-01T20:44:32Z
  • 48x48
    jimpson says:

    GET A TOWEL!

    2008-06-30T04:41:32Z
    • Clar_icon2

      LMAO! nah a tissue for my tears

      2008-06-30T13:04:25Z
  • 48x48

    They give you a red shirt and you think you can do anything.

    2008-06-30T04:47:00Z
  • Muchoavatar
    Kojach says:

    ahahaha bitch what did he get a fucking broom at the end?

    2008-06-30T04:49:45Z
    • Img_100026__2_
      FLFisher says:

      Squeegee

      2008-07-01T22:40:32Z
  • Ava42

    What happened?

    2008-06-30T05:04:25Z
    • Riddler

      he hit a pipe with the thing, knocked the pipe off, trys to fix it, makes it worse and almost died

      2008-06-30T05:58:53Z
  • Ms
    s0nn3 says:

    I dont get it, he pretty much has it under control at about 2:30, then the whole thing goes wrong.

    2008-06-30T05:12:08Z
    • 16x16
      BruceMate says:

      A plumber he is not.

      2008-06-30T05:40:52Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      You are correct sir!

      2008-07-01T03:08:50Z
  • Quankers_mucho_sucko_2
    Quankers1 says:

    I used to work in a factory. This sort of shit happened all the time. Those lifts are death machines.

    2008-06-30T05:52:29Z
    • Wolverine6
      SNIKT says:

      Yup. The story I could tell you about Jason Turnipseed (his real name, no shit) learning to drive the forklift at the Budweiser distributor.

      2008-06-30T10:15:01Z
    • Mystuff_235

      I used to work at a factory with this black guy whos first name was Danquail...

      2008-06-30T10:19:12Z
    • Riddler

      I work in a warehouse with a black guy whos first name is ka leak

      2008-06-30T13:36:15Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      My dad's maid's name was Listerine; no shit

      2008-06-30T18:31:28Z
    • Not_guilty

      Listerine's bad enough, but no shit for a surname is just awful.

      2008-06-30T18:43:28Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i used to go to high school with these east indian brothers...one's name was mihash the other's was nohash

      2008-06-30T18:53:19Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      snikt...turnipseed??? haha

      2008-06-30T19:00:46Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      My sister works at a hospital and she told me that the woman named her baby what was written on the birth certificate. Female, and she pronounced it FaMolly.

      2008-06-30T23:53:40Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Penn of Penn and Teller named his kid "Moxie Crimefighter Penn."

      2008-07-01T02:33:41Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      I went to school with a girl named Anita Ho. I also knew a guy named Justin Case.

      2008-07-01T02:37:39Z
    • Dsc00899
      seanito666 says:

      Quote from Bart S."Amanda Hugankiss"

      2008-07-01T02:41:04Z
    • Fettatar

      Peter Norths' real last name is "Goesinya"... he's polish. Smerf did you mean Gillette?

      2008-07-01T02:49:35Z
    • Quankers_mucho_sucko_2
      Quankers1 says:

      No he meant Schwartstein

      2008-07-01T04:42:03Z
    • Wolverine6
      SNIKT says:

      dik, I can't make shit like that up. Jason Turnipseed.

      2008-07-02T11:41:39Z
  • Gracie_avatar
    espada9 says:

    That's the level of quality you get for $8.00 an hour.

    2008-06-30T06:11:10Z
    • 75x75
      De-Wolfie says:

      Assuming this is in California.

      2008-06-30T07:59:31Z
  • Vegas_fao_schwartz_
    robby63931 says:

    HAHAHAHAHA

    2008-06-30T06:19:00Z
  • Pipboy75
    Ice006 says:

    I'll admit, he reacted pretty damn quick to grab onto that other pallet and not fuck himself up… not your typical stoner!

    2008-06-30T07:45:56Z
    • 16x16
      ton-E says:

      true that mufucka

      2008-06-30T08:00:35Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      He was probably stoned when he hit it.

      2008-06-30T23:54:25Z
  • 75x75
    De-Wolfie says:

    Would have been so much better if it was a cooling unit he hit and freeon started spraying out.

    2008-06-30T08:01:38Z
    • Riddler

      then becomes mr freeze and terrorizes Gotham city

      2008-06-30T08:27:07Z
    • Eli
      cameltoast says:

      ^lol

      I was thinking the same thing

      2008-06-30T12:27:26Z
  • 48x48
    cainkane1 says:

    Yep that will get you fired big time.

    2008-06-30T11:01:00Z
  • Not_guilty

    And nobody thought to turn off the sprinkler system? Everyone present should have been fired, dumb fucks.

    2008-06-30T18:41:54Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i was just about to say why are they standing there...shut the water off

      2008-06-30T18:55:00Z
  • Newclaude

    I saw a guy take a motorized forklift at full speed, raised full around a corner and dump it. We had a good laugh...and, he wasn't invited back to work the next day.

    2008-06-30T23:15:06Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i worked at a place once where a guy came in drunk and he had to lift another guy up in a basket on the forklift to change a couple of bulbs...the guy lifted the basket to high and it crashed into the ceiling ..scaring the bejesus out of the guy in the basket...they sent the driver to rehab

      2008-07-01T03:12:30Z
  • Img_100026__2_
    FLFisher says:

    DON'T CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2008-07-01T22:41:41Z
  • Copy_of_killtrocity
    Deathsaw says:

    I don't think they covered that in the training video.

    2008-07-01T23:00:05Z
  • Horror

    Am I the only one who imagines Willy Wanka beating his Oompa Loompas mercilessly?

    2008-07-06T06:40:36Z
Mystuff_235
posted June 30, 2008

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