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How to punch like Bruce Lee

I would NOT want to fight this kid...

How to punch like Bruce Lee

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  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-04-20T04:09:05Z says:

    lol

    this is why the elders didnt want him teaching white people

    • Fapfest2007
      Fapfest2007 2008-04-20T05:01:02Z says:

      OMG I openly laughed at that comment

  • mbp
    mbp 2008-04-20T04:26:38Z says:

    I could easily imagine those little arms snapping.

    • JC719
      JC719 2008-04-21T20:18:15Z says:

      im sure that he took these bone breaking moves to the streets and those little arms did in fact snap. since then all of this kids bruce lee movies and posters have been ruined by this young boys tears

  • pillowpants
    pillowpants 2008-04-20T04:31:20Z says:

    1:10 the bruce lee half-assed haymaker

    • petpillow
      petpillow 2008-04-23T09:40:08Z says:

      YOU STOLE MY NAME BITCH

    • petpillow
      petpillow 2008-04-23T09:40:15Z says:

      LOL

    • petpillow
      petpillow 2008-04-23T09:40:21Z says:

      JOKING

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2008-04-20T04:45:13Z says:

    Far too slow and untidy. From wiki;
    "Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second."
    I don't think he's in quite the same league, somehow.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-04-20T06:04:41Z says:

      And wikipedia is always spot-on.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-04-20T06:05:47Z says:

      Hey, they also say "Lee could spring a 235 lb (107 kg) opponent 15 feet (4.6 metres) away with a 1 inch punch". That sounds legit, too.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T07:59:45Z says:

      Actually, that was only about 200 lbs and 8 feet away, but still, pretty impressive.

      However, he did do some crazy shit, like side kicking a heavy bag so hard it hit the ceiling, and doing 2 finger pushups.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-04-20T08:25:04Z says:

      He killed Chuck Norris in a movie. Therefor The Bruce is God.

    • sharkey29
      sharkey29 2008-04-20T13:44:19Z says:

      Yeah, but Bruce is dead now, Chuck is still here, so Chuck wins by default right?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-20T15:26:24Z says:

      Which means Bruce can't now be killed, but Chuck can, so Bruce wins.

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-04-21T16:53:25Z says:

      the fist that is behind chuck's chin it actually bruce lee himself

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-22T04:21:25Z says:

      they used to call bruce lee in the asian movie industry 'one kick lee' because thats all he could do...
      true story.

  • Justaddwata
    Justaddwata 2008-04-20T04:56:36Z says:

    Kid is built like he has done all his training watching Bruce Lee movies. Bag has not seen much of a beating in its short life either.

  • AxiomT63
    AxiomT63 2008-04-20T05:03:41Z says:

    Bruce Lee, eh?

    .....not

    ....quite

  • espada9
    espada9 2008-04-20T05:06:02Z says:

    What a retard, kung fu works fine......against someone who doesn't know how to fight, against someone who trains Muay Thai and Brazilian Jujitsu you would be better off running.

    • pillowpants
      pillowpants 2008-04-20T06:02:18Z says:

      does screaming give you power?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T08:00:19Z says:

      I suspect espada knows little about any martial arts.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-04-20T08:24:07Z says:

      See below.

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-04-20T05:12:54Z says:

    Screaming doesn't give you more power. Where does he come off of?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T08:01:33Z says:

      Actually, it's a physiological reaction to the sudden expulsion of air. It does allow you to hit harder, but not because you're screaming. It's the same reason weight lifters breath out forcefully when they lift.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-20T15:03:41Z says:

      It's called a "key up" although I can't vouch for the spelling.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-20T17:30:33Z says:

      hmmm..Well you learn something new everyday

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T21:55:03Z says:

      It's spelled kiai and pronouced "key-eye." That's actually the Japanese term for it, and I'm unsure if the Chinese used it or not.

    • pillowpants
      pillowpants 2008-04-21T03:49:27Z says:

      so it's settled. screaming gives you power.

    • CapnJohn
      CapnJohn 2008-04-21T04:48:40Z says:

      No, no. Grunting gives you power. Just watch some old Monica Seles matches.

  • Leftnut
    Leftnut 2008-04-20T05:19:14Z says:

    Bag no hit back!

  • Bootface
    Bootface 2008-04-20T05:24:16Z says:

    punch like bruce lee kid vs brock lesnar UFC 90, right after sherk vs regis philbin lightweight chamionship UFC 89!

    • robb79
      robb79 2008-04-20T06:31:48Z says:

      yea! that made total sense. fail.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-20T11:41:47Z says:

      get back in your fucking hole

    • Buungle
      Buungle 2008-04-20T15:34:31Z says:

      Your mother's hole

    • Buungle
      Buungle 2008-04-20T15:38:40Z says:

      Dark dark hole..

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T21:55:20Z says:

      Mmmmm, hole....

  • zombieanimalsemn
    zombieanimalsemn 2008-04-20T06:37:02Z says:

    Just for thought.. Bruce lee never weighed more than 130 lbs. Think about that the next time you underestimate a skinny guy..

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T08:02:02Z says:

      Actually, he died weighing 135 and topped out at around 140.

    • zombieanimalsemn
      zombieanimalsemn 2008-04-21T00:48:39Z says:

      Meh, I couldn't remember if it was 130 or 140 but its nearly the same.

  • StokedOUTstokeS
    StokedOUTstokeS 2008-04-20T06:43:58Z says:

    them kicks look gooooood if he was fighting some birds

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-04-20T08:02:24Z says:

    Anyone else suspect this is only a 40 lb bag?

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-04-20T08:23:22Z says:

    DUDE THIS KID IS A FUCKING WIMP.


    I trained in Taekwondo (for some reason my spell checker flagged that and suggested wonderbra, wtf) for 3 years, and only quit because my family was moving. I could snap this kid in half with one punch. For a real power punch he is also doing it incorrectly. He may know a bit about the martial arts, but one good sidekick to the face and this twig is out.

    • DeX
      DeX 2008-04-20T11:34:46Z says:

      Wow you trained in tag with your feet you must be so fucking hard. Taekwondo is worse than Kung Fu.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-20T13:50:28Z says:

      snake oil

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2008-04-20T23:09:00Z says:

      omg!! taekwondo????? for 3 whole years??????? i never did that, and i WOULD break him in half without crappy karate moves... but thats just because the biggest parts of his arms are about the same size as my wrists...

    • zombieanimalsemn
      zombieanimalsemn 2008-04-21T00:49:01Z says:

      Kung fu ck you!

    • kabbakick
      kabbakick 2008-04-21T03:06:58Z says:

      I'm eager to see your "reply video".

      I can't just let you off the hook without proof.

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-04-21T07:29:21Z says:

      Yeah, I trained in Wonderbra for years as well...

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-04-20T09:50:16Z says:

    Anybody can beat up a heavy bag. Try actual fighting, it's alot different.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-20T09:56:10Z says:

      I hear that, but that kid does hit pretty hard.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-20T09:56:47Z says:

      plus he looked and sounded very drunk...or stupid.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-20T13:18:04Z says:

      I got jumped by a gang of punching bags once. They wanted my wallet. Luckily I was prepared and knew their weakness - they don't move around much or hit back.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-20T14:25:07Z says:

      Id like to see how Planshit would prepare to fight a punching bag.

      His tactics, his preparation...the stuff of legends!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-20T15:27:55Z says:

      *the stuffs of legends*

  • Shameless
    Shameless 2008-04-20T12:38:20Z says:

    If the skinny twat hit you from behind you may feel a twinge but square up to each other and the fuckers getting a kicking!

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-04-20T14:18:42Z says:

    Hopkins, "I aint gunna let no white boy beat me"

    ..say what?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-20T14:22:27Z says:

      ""You can print that. I would never lose to a white person."

      hehe ..silly 'ethnic minority'..

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-04-20T15:04:36Z says:

    I wouldn't want to fight that kid either he looks like he could hurt you just because of his unorthodox flailing.

  • Buungle
    Buungle 2008-04-20T15:36:41Z says:

    like your throwing a fishing pole..

  • DoctorDiddle
    DoctorDiddle 2008-04-20T16:37:30Z says:

    I bet that karate chimp could kick his ass

  • yourname
    yourname 2008-04-20T19:47:13Z says:

    Laughed my tits off hahaha

  • 0henrietta0
    0henrietta0 2008-04-21T18:08:28Z says:

    so did i

Anonymous
posted April 20, 2008

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