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How to Survive a Tiger Attack

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  • jonnythatsme
    jonnythatsme 2007-10-25T04:09:28Z says:

    I think this guy likes tigers to much he tried to mount one and the tigers tried to mount him Mmmmmmm Beastialitie

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-10-25T13:53:42Z says:

      yep with the choking and gagging to boot, he was a demented bastard, mature post please!

    • Spntneous
      Spntneous 2007-10-25T22:11:16Z says:

      Next week: "How to survive a sting-ray attack - do´s and do not´s"

    • Justaddwata
      Justaddwata 2007-10-26T06:10:35Z says:

      Great info - I have always been concerned how to defend myself should a tiger travel 5000 miles from its habitat and single me out in suburbia. More useless trivia !!

  • LoPan
    LoPan 2007-10-25T04:09:56Z says:

    Why not try a well-timed drop kick next time?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-25T04:19:48Z says:

      I dunno, fish-hooking a tiger sounds pretty cool... if you manage it

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-25T05:34:37Z says:

      Let's see... 350lb tiger which can survive a fight with another tiger vs a drop kick from a 165lb person. Riiiight.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:04:24Z says:

      ^not even adding the force of the tiger rushing towards you.. i guess you'll make nice 'air' if you try it.

  • Jagerbombs
    Jagerbombs 2007-10-25T04:10:23Z says:

    that nigga needs to go on a diet.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2007-10-25T04:10:59Z says:

    um, I dont think I will have to worry about seeing a tiger in the wild unless they have some in northern california.
    .....crazy white people

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-25T05:30:54Z says:

      No shit. How to survive a tiger attack? Stay the fuck at home.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:06:39Z says:

      hahahah

      but he didn't make that tape just for you two ;)

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-10-25T04:14:52Z says:

    yeah, you know, just put your severed arm right down his throat.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-10-25T04:33:39Z says:

      LOL, no shit, just what I was thinking. Then maybe choke it with your intestines as you lose consciousness.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:07:05Z says:

      lmao!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:07:56Z says:

      kudos tiredguy, i'm still laughing!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-10-26T00:54:01Z says:

      yeah, me to, that was pretty good! LOL!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-10-25T04:29:07Z says:

    cute kitten!


    claude when are you and he expecting cause i wanna buy some of your litter.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-25T05:35:22Z says:

      There's actually a chiropractor near Seattle that has a pair of tigers for pets.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-25T06:14:35Z says:

      I knew a guy who had a pair. He got in a divorce with his wife over it because they had kids and she thought it was too dangerous. It was a pretty big deal in our local newspapers. One was named Sampson, and I forget the other, but I remember he had a balls ass time paying for their food since they each ate like a friggan side of beef daily. Havent heard from him in a while though

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-25T15:11:04Z says:

      I have a pair, and whunu sucks on them.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-10-25T20:12:06Z says:

      ^Expecting what?

  • Leela27
    Leela27 2007-10-25T04:50:28Z says:

    i wan't the kitties, so cute and cuddley, I will name them, Puddy, and Tat.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:09:26Z says:

      what about Pussy and Cat?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:10:01Z says:

      or Pussy and Cunt?

  • UshutfaceNow
    UshutfaceNow 2007-10-25T05:05:17Z says:

    The tigers are probaby sedated, and the guy had been injected with a special 'Total Dumb-Ass' serum.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-10-25T06:26:04Z says:

    yeah he's gonna die like steve irwin, only in a bloodier situation

    • CL1
      CL1 2007-10-25T07:09:24Z says:

      Drowned by blood while going down on you?

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-10-25T11:44:58Z says:

      agree star, noway you can survive a tiger attack, NOWAY, first of all you will be so frightened that your brain stop functioning what the fuck to do, and then you are in several pieces,
      go ask indians living in bangal

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-10-25T17:49:25Z says:

      does it really get a whole lot bloodier than getting stabbed in the heart?

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2007-10-25T06:53:13Z says:

    That was so funny, he fuckin tackles that tiger. That's crazy. What if one of them snapped out of it and just malled the fuck out of him. Now that's good tv.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-10-25T07:21:41Z says:

    they are really beutiful animals.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:11:41Z says:

      don't you feel the need to kill them? i mean, the don't have souls like we do anyway, right?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:11:52Z says:

      *they

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-25T18:05:09Z says:

      plantshit just like yesterday you were ready to kill bears and fuckin zebras and godamned squirrels and whatnot..Now you're saying how beautiful a tiger is?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-25T19:03:14Z says:

      hes getting senile

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-10-25T21:20:57Z says:

      i like the fur thats it , i dont care abouts its feelings.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-25T21:28:12Z says:

      ....and he's back.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-25T21:29:06Z says:

      That was close plantshit. We thought you were getting all sentimental on us. Of course you're just mental.

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2007-10-25T08:00:26Z says:

    i'm sure the tiger will allow me to try all those tricks.... Put your hand in its mouth to make him gag??? ok,.. you first, and this time with a hungry tiger pls...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:15:25Z says:

      how about an attacking tiger, instead of a playing one?

  • Catch-22
    Catch-22 2007-10-25T11:30:15Z says:

    ahahaha, the first 5 seconds were awesome, the way he feinted that tiger. Also if you bite a tiger's nose he sounds like chewbacca, gotto try that the next zoo visit.

  • iranian
    iranian 2007-10-25T11:45:54Z says:

    i will never trust a tiger like this guy,
    doesnt matter how friendly it looks,

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-25T12:12:43Z says:

      You asshole. Tigers are people too.

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-10-25T16:14:36Z says:

      i never said i trust people either, like i never trust an old pervert pedophile like you either,

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:15:56Z says:

      lol

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-26T00:45:45Z says:

      You can trust me with your sister.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-10-25T12:13:39Z says:

    Ok, so you keep the tiger from biting and clawing you... and then what? Is it just gonna call it a draw and walk away?

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2007-10-25T13:04:34Z says:

      stranger things have happened...

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-25T14:55:10Z says:

      You lay on its back and let him take you home to meet the wife and cubs.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:18:28Z says:

      or you can start fapping it furiously, he can't say no to that!

  • SummerTlMEbrews
    SummerTlMEbrews 2007-10-25T13:44:52Z says:

    just kick him in the cocks

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-25T14:55:55Z says:

    I want to see how to survive a nigger attack.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-10-25T15:06:23Z says:

      just throw him a pig foot, grubble grubble

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T16:19:24Z says:

      you might survive if you keep your hands off of the X5, son!

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-25T16:25:33Z says:

      hahah nigger attack

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-25T16:55:17Z says:

    awww that's a good video.. funny shit..just put you're free hand in his throat and rasberry him

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-10-25T20:14:19Z says:

    Funny, I saw this same clip on a Tiger site called "How to Play With and Tenderize Your Dinner"

yak
posted October 25, 2007
by yak

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