Great info - I have always been concerned how to defend myself should a tiger travel 5000 miles from its habitat and single me out in suburbia. More useless trivia !!
I knew a guy who had a pair. He got in a divorce with his wife over it because they had kids and she thought it was too dangerous. It was a pretty big deal in our local newspapers. One was named Sampson, and I forget the other, but I remember he had a balls ass time paying for their food since they each ate like a friggan side of beef daily. Havent heard from him in a while though
agree star, noway you can survive a tiger attack, NOWAY, first of all you will be so frightened that your brain stop functioning what the fuck to do, and then you are in several pieces,
go ask indians living in bangal
That was so funny, he fuckin tackles that tiger. That's crazy. What if one of them snapped out of it and just malled the fuck out of him. Now that's good tv.
plantshit just like yesterday you were ready to kill bears and fuckin zebras and godamned squirrels and whatnot..Now you're saying how beautiful a tiger is?
i'm sure the tiger will allow me to try all those tricks.... Put your hand in its mouth to make him gag??? ok,.. you first, and this time with a hungry tiger pls...
ahahaha, the first 5 seconds were awesome, the way he feinted that tiger. Also if you bite a tiger's nose he sounds like chewbacca, gotto try that the next zoo visit.
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I think this guy likes tigers to much he tried to mount one and the tigers tried to mount him Mmmmmmm Beastialitie
yep with the choking and gagging to boot, he was a demented bastard, mature post please!
Next week: "How to survive a sting-ray attack - do´s and do not´s"
Great info - I have always been concerned how to defend myself should a tiger travel 5000 miles from its habitat and single me out in suburbia. More useless trivia !!
Why not try a well-timed drop kick next time?
I dunno, fish-hooking a tiger sounds pretty cool... if you manage it
Let's see... 350lb tiger which can survive a fight with another tiger vs a drop kick from a 165lb person. Riiiight.
^not even adding the force of the tiger rushing towards you.. i guess you'll make nice 'air' if you try it.
that nigga needs to go on a diet.
um, I dont think I will have to worry about seeing a tiger in the wild unless they have some in northern california.
.....crazy white people
No shit. How to survive a tiger attack? Stay the fuck at home.
hahahah
but he didn't make that tape just for you two ;)
yeah, you know, just put your severed arm right down his throat.
LOL, no shit, just what I was thinking. Then maybe choke it with your intestines as you lose consciousness.
lmao!
kudos tiredguy, i'm still laughing!
yeah, me to, that was pretty good! LOL!
cute kitten!
claude when are you and he expecting cause i wanna buy some of your litter.
There's actually a chiropractor near Seattle that has a pair of tigers for pets.
I knew a guy who had a pair. He got in a divorce with his wife over it because they had kids and she thought it was too dangerous. It was a pretty big deal in our local newspapers. One was named Sampson, and I forget the other, but I remember he had a balls ass time paying for their food since they each ate like a friggan side of beef daily. Havent heard from him in a while though
I have a pair, and whunu sucks on them.
^Expecting what?
i wan't the kitties, so cute and cuddley, I will name them, Puddy, and Tat.
what about Pussy and Cat?
or Pussy and Cunt?
The tigers are probaby sedated, and the guy had been injected with a special 'Total Dumb-Ass' serum.
yeah he's gonna die like steve irwin, only in a bloodier situation
Drowned by blood while going down on you?
agree star, noway you can survive a tiger attack, NOWAY, first of all you will be so frightened that your brain stop functioning what the fuck to do, and then you are in several pieces,
go ask indians living in bangal
does it really get a whole lot bloodier than getting stabbed in the heart?
That was so funny, he fuckin tackles that tiger. That's crazy. What if one of them snapped out of it and just malled the fuck out of him. Now that's good tv.
they are really beutiful animals.
don't you feel the need to kill them? i mean, the don't have souls like we do anyway, right?
*they
plantshit just like yesterday you were ready to kill bears and fuckin zebras and godamned squirrels and whatnot..Now you're saying how beautiful a tiger is?
hes getting senile
i like the fur thats it , i dont care abouts its feelings.
....and he's back.
That was close plantshit. We thought you were getting all sentimental on us. Of course you're just mental.
i'm sure the tiger will allow me to try all those tricks.... Put your hand in its mouth to make him gag??? ok,.. you first, and this time with a hungry tiger pls...
how about an attacking tiger, instead of a playing one?
ahahaha, the first 5 seconds were awesome, the way he feinted that tiger. Also if you bite a tiger's nose he sounds like chewbacca, gotto try that the next zoo visit.
i will never trust a tiger like this guy,
doesnt matter how friendly it looks,
You asshole. Tigers are people too.
i never said i trust people either, like i never trust an old pervert pedophile like you either,
lol
You can trust me with your sister.
Ok, so you keep the tiger from biting and clawing you... and then what? Is it just gonna call it a draw and walk away?
stranger things have happened...
You lay on its back and let him take you home to meet the wife and cubs.
or you can start fapping it furiously, he can't say no to that!
just kick him in the cocks
I want to see how to survive a nigger attack.
just throw him a pig foot, grubble grubble
you might survive if you keep your hands off of the X5, son!
hahah nigger attack
awww that's a good video.. funny shit..just put you're free hand in his throat and rasberry him
Funny, I saw this same clip on a Tiger site called "How to Play With and Tenderize Your Dinner"