Okay I've got a bit of a beef. Yes, a condom will fit anyone. But stretching it over your hand is not the same thing as stretching it over the most sensitive part of your body before manipulating said part vigorously. Being a bigger bore myself, I find most condoms uncomfortable. Not impossible, just uncomfortable. Thankfully there is more than one size available now.
Example? Oh, and I love the fact that you are making an effort on the names Spank. You are doing much better than others members on here (who will not be named) ever could.
One condom doesn't fit all men well. Guess a woman made this video, because i've even lost my erection to a condom that fits too tightly. Do your research, ladies, find the one that fits your man well. Forget the elephant bullshit.
Is it really necessary to wash your hands before checking expiration dates? If you overdo the lube inside the condom it's gonna ping off like a squirrel on a catapult, then lose wood because she's just slapped you and gone to retrieve it from her cervix. Sounds risky to me.
Comments to How To Use A Condom
yeah...im sure everyone checks for clean hands, expiration date, air pocket intact, and tears "carefully"
usually they'll use the hand they just fingerbanged you with,rip it open with their mouth and put it on right before giving the O-face
You left out the part where they slap you in the face because you forgot to call them 'Macguyver'
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH El wanko
if you have ever put on a condom you dont need to watch this.. otherwise the rest of you virgins have something to learn
I want to know who went to the trouble of trying to fit a condom onto an elephant to prove that point.
Peta had some complaints about lack of size.
They forgot to mention it was a female elephant.
they forgot the part when you tie the condom then beat the shit out of her while it's loaded...
I usually flick it, like an elastic, and try to hit the bitch in the eye.
That was fuckin hilarious Wanko. Personally, I would just skip the condom all together and donkeypunch the whore in the face.
You literally can't donkeypunch someone in the face.
Ok now wheres the video of them putting the condom on the elephant??
niccce
Okay I've got a bit of a beef. Yes, a condom will fit anyone. But stretching it over your hand is not the same thing as stretching it over the most sensitive part of your body before manipulating said part vigorously. Being a bigger bore myself, I find most condoms uncomfortable. Not impossible, just uncomfortable. Thankfully there is more than one size available now.
I'm sorry, but you totally opened yourself up. So Balls, when did they come out with extra small?
Well, if anyone would know about opening themselves up, it'd be you K-Y.
Example? Oh, and I love the fact that you are making an effort on the names Spank. You are doing much better than others members on here (who will not be named) ever could.
Example? When you get fucked in the ass nightly by your boyfriend, of course, K-Bender.
Man that thing was HUGE. No man is that big! NO WAY!
Can I be the first to say that I actually NEED all those fucking jimmy hats? Yeah. That shit get's expensive.
planned parenthood = free, even though ur lying anyway
One condom doesn't fit all men well. Guess a woman made this video, because i've even lost my erection to a condom that fits too tightly. Do your research, ladies, find the one that fits your man well. Forget the elephant bullshit.
Is it really necessary to wash your hands before checking expiration dates? If you overdo the lube inside the condom it's gonna ping off like a squirrel on a catapult, then lose wood because she's just slapped you and gone to retrieve it from her cervix. Sounds risky to me.
what's with the music? they'd be better off playing the "little spanish flea"
you can tell she masterbated with it first cuz its all wet