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How To Use A Condom

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How To Use A Condom

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Comments to How To Use A Condom

  • Bennyboy
    Bennyboy 2007-03-14T04:55:20Z says:

    yeah...im sure everyone checks for clean hands, expiration date, air pocket intact, and tears "carefully"

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-03-14T05:25:02Z says:

      usually they'll use the hand they just fingerbanged you with,rip it open with their mouth and put it on right before giving the O-face

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-14T17:28:40Z says:

      You left out the part where they slap you in the face because you forgot to call them 'Macguyver'

    • hammy
      hammy 2007-03-15T10:25:01Z says:

      HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH El wanko

  • UK-commenter
    UK-commenter 2007-03-14T04:57:14Z says:

    if you have ever put on a condom you dont need to watch this.. otherwise the rest of you virgins have something to learn

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-14T05:12:57Z says:

    I want to know who went to the trouble of trying to fit a condom onto an elephant to prove that point.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2007-03-14T07:13:51Z says:

      Peta had some complaints about lack of size.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-14T17:21:15Z says:

      They forgot to mention it was a female elephant.

  • avatar_ignis
    avatar_ignis 2007-03-14T05:26:31Z says:

    they forgot the part when you tie the condom then beat the shit out of her while it's loaded...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-14T17:24:17Z says:

      I usually flick it, like an elastic, and try to hit the bitch in the eye.

    • cheewoo462
      cheewoo462 2007-03-14T18:22:49Z says:

      That was fuckin hilarious Wanko. Personally, I would just skip the condom all together and donkeypunch the whore in the face.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-03-14T21:59:39Z says:

      You literally can't donkeypunch someone in the face.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-03-14T05:28:15Z says:

    Ok now wheres the video of them putting the condom on the elephant??

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-03-14T05:52:41Z says:

    Okay I've got a bit of a beef. Yes, a condom will fit anyone. But stretching it over your hand is not the same thing as stretching it over the most sensitive part of your body before manipulating said part vigorously. Being a bigger bore myself, I find most condoms uncomfortable. Not impossible, just uncomfortable. Thankfully there is more than one size available now.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-03-14T18:23:07Z says:

      I'm sorry, but you totally opened yourself up. So Balls, when did they come out with extra small?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-03-14T18:34:25Z says:

      Well, if anyone would know about opening themselves up, it'd be you K-Y.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-03-14T22:18:01Z says:

      Example? Oh, and I love the fact that you are making an effort on the names Spank. You are doing much better than others members on here (who will not be named) ever could.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-03-15T13:17:22Z says:

      Example? When you get fucked in the ass nightly by your boyfriend, of course, K-Bender.

  • Shebangs
    Shebangs 2007-03-14T07:21:38Z says:

    Man that thing was HUGE. No man is that big! NO WAY!

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-03-14T09:13:09Z says:

    Can I be the first to say that I actually NEED all those fucking jimmy hats? Yeah. That shit get's expensive.

    • themightylink
      themightylink 2007-03-14T19:45:17Z says:

      planned parenthood = free, even though ur lying anyway

  • Mofongo
    Mofongo 2007-03-14T14:51:03Z says:

    One condom doesn't fit all men well. Guess a woman made this video, because i've even lost my erection to a condom that fits too tightly. Do your research, ladies, find the one that fits your man well. Forget the elephant bullshit.

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2007-03-14T21:40:47Z says:

    Is it really necessary to wash your hands before checking expiration dates? If you overdo the lube inside the condom it's gonna ping off like a squirrel on a catapult, then lose wood because she's just slapped you and gone to retrieve it from her cervix. Sounds risky to me.

  • loopy5689
    loopy5689 2007-03-14T22:16:16Z says:

    what's with the music? they'd be better off playing the "little spanish flea"

  • topdog15
    topdog15 2008-09-21T02:39:13Z says:

    you can tell she masterbated with it first cuz its all wet

Mustang51PNA
posted March 14, 2007