How to win Bar Fights by Bas Rutten
Perhaps a re-post, but the original file is broke. This should prevent you hosers from losing so many bar fights.
How to win Bar Fights by Bas Rutten
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Comments to How to win Bar Fights by Bas Rutten
dangida dangida dang......EXACTLY
dang
ding-dong
they teach us all these moves in the army so you better not mess with me
the army is more gay than the navy... fact!^^
niggers smell like chicken... fact!^^ go back to africa
Before you go calling the Army gayer than the Navy, I would just like to point out that Hank was in the Navy.
stop talking pedro
im so tough with my dirtbike gang so romeo lets go mob dez with my dirtbike game cause im so much hotter
oh you got a gang too? im in a jet fighter gang we all got really cool pocket knifes i just wish i had it with me
yah dude my dirtbike gang has sick brass knuckles that say love hate cause we are so tough
are you two dicksuckers related?
Me thinks armyboi & socalboi are not related... unless you think being a douchbag is enough to make you family...
Two happy little rump rangers together on the internet..
that depends if you can be related to urself . . . them being the same person. his parents however were most likely very close blood relatives to one another.
actually i met socalhotboi when i was doing training out in the desert
*sucked off
what the fuck did any of that have to do with 'dangida dangida dang'?
'dangida dangida dang' is hindu for 'armyboi and socalhotboi r products of a consanguineous relationship between siblings' . . . u should read more worm
Cruel has this playing on repeat. In fact, he probably has since the 'shower incident', whilst doing time.
He raped a guy & wants to make it easier for himself in future.
When you hear "give 'im the elbow", it reminds you of the last time you were gang fisted.
Has the doctor taken the stitches out of your ass, yet?
*spits out tea*
Bwahaha!
Would have thought you'd know how that feels Cruel
Thought isn't your strong point.
maybe not but sarcasm is
But what if you're drunk as fuck?
^then you offer to dance to "Tequila" whilst in heels
Mahzer brings up the best point.
That's what mates are for. Two hold him, while you dish out some cheap shots!
I mean, if you're at a bar, chances are you've been drinking, in which case any semblance of a planned and strategic attack goes out the window. Have you ever actually seen two drunk fucks fighting each other? Funny shit.
A pocket full of salt helps out in a bar fight too
u dirty man
nope, necessity
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."
Or you could not put yourself in a situation like this at all.
i like akido. its very gentle in its thrashing.
shut up pan face
I studied Akido... and I am not going to knock it. But you need to be incredibly good to use it in real life. This new MMA style makes you a better fighter faster then studying Akido.
I've trained in Aikido also. I can even spell it correctly, unlike you two fucking fucktards above.
Yes, you have to be very skilled to use Aikido effectively...but combine it with conventional fighting and MMA knowledge and it's very useful.
He's right. In a bar fight its all legal. As long as the other guy throws first, or you know enough people in the bar to back your story. Nothing wrong with a kick to the balls.
go back to mexico
i knew you would be writing this shit down rish
aww you got a cute nickname for your gardener how sweet
I fertilize lawns with cow mikebeez.
stop talking beaner
beaner?
Yep, beaner, aren't you paying attention?
so that would make you a nig?
Apparently you aren't. I'm the beaner.
who in fuck is this lurker who now thinks he is mr tough guy on muchosucko?
seriously - armyboi - on behalf of everybody here at mucho- STFU already..
lol at anyone that calls you a beaner man. wtf
That made me mikebeez my pants.
he's really quite sensitive and introspective when you get a few cups of chamomile tea in him
cool. looks like a shortcut to jail for murder.
This guy is a fucking pussy.
Well, compared to Norris, fuck yea!
Bas would dismantle chuck.
His father must have been a swell guy.
This is not really a good instructional video because it does not show what his feet are doing for some of the moves. I need to see his feet....
He's wearing Homer Simpson slippers.
BANG!
"i'm sorry , bang ..no i'm not" haha
This is not really MMA. I think this fighting-style is called 'common sense'. Just because Bas is an MMA dude/trainer.
I prefer Jeremy St.Ives
The Krays twins could have shown this twat a trick or two. Reggie's 'sucker punch' for a start.
Is that the one when he offers a cigarette then breaks your jaw when you go to take it?
yep
Wasn't one of the Krays a poopie pusher?
it's true that he liked boys
He said he wasn't a poof, but homosexual. I guess there must be a difference.
i think that means he's the man of the relationship?
come on dont make me kick this guys ass hes annoying!
"It's starting time again."
Was that code for "get down on all fours" in the joint?
That was really good. And all by yourself. Aren't you cute.
thefucks wrong with the comments?
noob
thx for the enlightening answer
noob
btw nobody congrated me with my 150th comment
i make 150 comments before lunch
You misspelt '150 Canadian dollars from oral tricks'.
Maybe because we don't care?
*to my
-darling pre-op transexual, black, midget boyfriend. Marry me shortstuff!
is that 1rish1 ?
this guy watches to many bruce lee movies
These are all basic Kenpo moves. I'm a black belt...took me 5 years to get.
Took me 6 minutes.
You wasted 5 years.
Those are all basic moves. Period. Kenpo-ryu has little to do with that.
The owner of Tapout, "the Mask" or whatever they call him, died in a car wreck this morning.