@CruelHoMo - comment on things you know about. Ok, this isnt much .. i guess you compensate by writing longer comments on the few things you heard on "Mobile home TV".
Jesus. Is everyone having problems forming full, intelligible, English sentences...and using spaces too? PS OhSnap - are you trying to pass off that avatar as your own ass and stake your claim as Mucho Queen Attention Ho?
Hahahaha! OMG, some of you guys really are weak. 'Mucho hard guy' - fucking classic. I guess being that wouldn't be too 'hard' around here since there seem to be a lot of limp dicks here - including yourself, you pathetic piece of shit.
Wanko? You seem to be having problems understanding that I couldn't give a fuck what you might be thinking - as with pretty much anyone in reality. Perhaps if you rub enough of that cream on your mouth it might cause it to shrink shut, and save you further embarrassment. Stay in your own special 'little league' dude, and have this cunt above me stroke it better for you. Aww!
^Point proven. Just who are you trying to impress with your silly rambling? If it makes you feel better, then fine, but your essays make it look like you're butt hurt.
Ohhh shit, you're from Yorkshire? Awww, man. I'm sorry. Truly. I'll just agree with whatever you say from now on. You poor deprived cunt. Shall I sent ye a nice propa loaf of Ovis, lad? All nice and fresh like. Yorkshire? OMG. I heard it's so grim up north now, they've got the credit quake, much less crunch.
Yeah, fuck off you soft northern retard.
WTF? I'm not from Yorkshire, I don't know where you got that from. And as far as the credit crunch is concerned, fuck it, I just talked my way into a 60% pay rise. I have no credit problems.
Oh shit, my mistake. This gets even better...two cunts from two shitty-asshole areas of the country. Maaan. I hear tickets to Fallujah are cheap right now. LMFAO.
The material here flows like cheap wine - I love it. And BTW Fug...60% rise on less than minimum wage per hour ain't much 'o er raise me duck. What's the going rate for a norther rent boy right now anyway?
Awww, thanks man! He said I'm 'special'.
I actually come from here, there, and everywhere...and I'm sure glad I'm not where you are right now (or anytime), and not just coz ure a blatant cunt-towel, but because the north sucks so hard it could threaten to end the universe quicker than that piece of crap thingymabob that broke down recently.
And right now, I'm going...to sleep. Even I must rest from my daily quest to find someone with quick wit around here sometimes.
Tomorrow is another day. I can but hope. Ayyy by gum, lad.
Yeah, you're right. Actually, living anywhere in the UK is pretty embarrassing right now. And since I've already lived in the US, I think my next move has to be Australia, New Zealand...or perhaps Canada. But in all seriousness, wherever my drifter ass ends up, it suuuuure won't be up north. You two Emmerdale-loving faggots have my deepest sympathies. Night cock guzzlers!
@CruelHoMo - i guess you move around the world because you need an excuse for not having friends. So take your mobile home and go - no need to talk that much.
Shit. I give you plennnnty of ammunition and material, and THIS weak-ass pigshit is the best you can come up with? You're kidding right?
Maybe I should just sit in front of the mirror and insult MYSELF for a few hours (again?!)
Fucking bunch of useless assscabs - why don't you go form a Mucho cult and film your own mass suicide...then post it here for me to enjoy. I'm not into death vids, but I'd make an exception. Also, I'd ask you to make some kind of stand against the government before you went...but if your trigger-fingers are as slow as your quarter-witted minds, there wouldn't be much to see.
Comments to HUMILIATION....
Ha! That must suck...If that was a prostitute,what if she serviced until you came?
Hank?
Uh... "...If..." ?!?
All your base are belong to us
You have no chance to survive make your time
You all speak broken Engrish. To sum up...CUNTS!
Somebody set up us the bomb!!!
Zero Wing ftw!
@CruelHoMo - comment on things you know about. Ok, this isnt much .. i guess you compensate by writing longer comments on the few things you heard on "Mobile home TV".
That was more weak than 7 days...^
Oops.
Ha!
haha!
lol !
rofl!
lmao!
roflmfao!
Meh.
^ Grumpy
Hank can't help it. He had sex with his wife last night and heard those same 6 comments.
Shut the fuck up, you dickhead.
hahaha nice claude
Claude 2.0 is funny.
Claude 2.0 is fucking stupid.
That girl is soooo happy that justhappened without herhaving to touch him.
That's what they call easy money.
lol he will never fuck if he cums to just touch
Thank you General Obvious.
HA HA HA!!!
This $20 was easy, she's gonna have to work her ass off for the next one though.
remember that fat guy bob video...like a 1 sec blowjob made him bust...its quite humorous
sorry snap, but do you do this to the elderly at your work? Kinda had to go for it.
"i SWEAR this never happens!"
you know its bad when even a God-like ominiscint voice calls you out too.
yeah...
I wish there really was a god like voice that called out shit like that.
I wonder if got the "fatality" voice when he killed himself after this?
It took me aminute to figureout what you were saying... but I lol'd :)
Jesus. Is everyone having problems forming full, intelligible, English sentences...and using spaces too? PS OhSnap - are you trying to pass off that avatar as your own ass and stake your claim as Mucho Queen Attention Ho?
You're clearly having problems fucking off and dying.
Cruel, you don't know what you're talking about, and now you're just trying too hard to be the 'mucho hard guy'. Just shut up.
The ass is hers. I have dreams about it all the time.
Hahahaha! OMG, some of you guys really are weak. 'Mucho hard guy' - fucking classic. I guess being that wouldn't be too 'hard' around here since there seem to be a lot of limp dicks here - including yourself, you pathetic piece of shit.
Wanko? You seem to be having problems understanding that I couldn't give a fuck what you might be thinking - as with pretty much anyone in reality. Perhaps if you rub enough of that cream on your mouth it might cause it to shrink shut, and save you further embarrassment. Stay in your own special 'little league' dude, and have this cunt above me stroke it better for you. Aww!
Interpost! The cunt to which I refer is of course above this individual ^.
^Point proven. Just who are you trying to impress with your silly rambling? If it makes you feel better, then fine, but your essays make it look like you're butt hurt.
Ohhh shit, you're from Yorkshire? Awww, man. I'm sorry. Truly. I'll just agree with whatever you say from now on. You poor deprived cunt. Shall I sent ye a nice propa loaf of Ovis, lad? All nice and fresh like. Yorkshire? OMG. I heard it's so grim up north now, they've got the credit quake, much less crunch.
Yeah, fuck off you soft northern retard.
WTF? I'm not from Yorkshire, I don't know where you got that from. And as far as the credit crunch is concerned, fuck it, I just talked my way into a 60% pay rise. I have no credit problems.
Im from Yorkshire, hes from Lancashire. You fucking mug, stop yapping on like a little doggy!
Oh shit, my mistake. This gets even better...two cunts from two shitty-asshole areas of the country. Maaan. I hear tickets to Fallujah are cheap right now. LMFAO.
The material here flows like cheap wine - I love it. And BTW Fug...60% rise on less than minimum wage per hour ain't much 'o er raise me duck. What's the going rate for a norther rent boy right now anyway?
And what golden area do you come from? It's obviously somewhere 'special'.
Gobshite southern fairy, all mouth no trousers. He thinks that he's Mr Big over the internet. Loser.
et.
Awww, thanks man! He said I'm 'special'.
I actually come from here, there, and everywhere...and I'm sure glad I'm not where you are right now (or anytime), and not just coz ure a blatant cunt-towel, but because the north sucks so hard it could threaten to end the universe quicker than that piece of crap thingymabob that broke down recently.
And right now, I'm going...to sleep. Even I must rest from my daily quest to find someone with quick wit around here sometimes.
Tomorrow is another day. I can but hope. Ayyy by gum, lad.
^Too scared to admit where he's from because he's embarrassed.
Fucking soft lad.
Yeah, you're right. Actually, living anywhere in the UK is pretty embarrassing right now. And since I've already lived in the US, I think my next move has to be Australia, New Zealand...or perhaps Canada. But in all seriousness, wherever my drifter ass ends up, it suuuuure won't be up north. You two Emmerdale-loving faggots have my deepest sympathies. Night cock guzzlers!
Goodnight, Mr. Obviously Not wanted By Any Country.
he must Emmerdale.....
*watch
@CruelHoMo - i guess you move around the world because you need an excuse for not having friends. So take your mobile home and go - no need to talk that much.
Shit. I give you plennnnty of ammunition and material, and THIS weak-ass pigshit is the best you can come up with? You're kidding right?
Maybe I should just sit in front of the mirror and insult MYSELF for a few hours (again?!)
Fucking bunch of useless assscabs - why don't you go form a Mucho cult and film your own mass suicide...then post it here for me to enjoy. I'm not into death vids, but I'd make an exception. Also, I'd ask you to make some kind of stand against the government before you went...but if your trigger-fingers are as slow as your quarter-witted minds, there wouldn't be much to see.
tbh..i always stopped reading your lousy comments after 2 lines - im not used to read complete short stories here.
TBH I don't think you're used to reading...period...your brain manifestly overloads when presented with words of more than 2 syllables length.
Hey - you got me and congrats on your first "not self-centered-posting".
Captain Kangaroo at 11 seconds.
best sex i ever had
lol yep
tubby bobs dad?
guess he shouldn't have pre-paid for the whole 24 hours
what an ugly cock
you must have seen plenty then to be able to pass that judgement
thats just pre-cum , its kinda like a lube...
That's too much to be pre-cum, you fucking dumbass.
Wow, fries... are you sure you aren't a 13 year old girl?
...annnnd, I now like this girl. Way to call out the 40 year old virgin there!
so is she a 13 year old virgin or a 40 year old one?
I'm hoping 13...
Shouldn't that be "CUMILIATION"?
no.
...annnnd I now dislike Wario a little less after that comment.
Same thing happened to a buddy when we were in Amterdam. He never heard the end of it...
yeah...its the same "buddy" that you are buying that anal wart cream for, huh?
No that was for your mom.
man you always bust a nut before a hooker ....that second nut is like made of steel dog
im trying to find the source for this but its not happening
That dude sewed a dog's cock to his own stump...for comic results...and quickdraw, radioactive-looking cum.
Did he really? Pretty smart...
Hank is far more faster
Ahem... "...more faster"???
What is the song that starts up in the beginning?