this guy reminds me exactly of this asshole i kicked out of my house today. high school dropout, aspiring ICP wannabe rapper living with his mom who pays for his cigarettes and weed, has nothing to his name and never worked a day in his life.
my ebay account was suspended a while back and i needed a new one. i offered him a few hundo to let me use his name and checking account and give him pretty much anything he wants because im a nice guy and dont mind helping people out, but then today he stole a $20 right in front of me. i found it in his jacket and then he said his gf gave it to him. i called her up and she said she didn't give him any money so he gets pissed. i would have probably given it to him if he would have asked or just admitted to taking it, but i'm not going to put up with a liar. he had to walk 15 miles to get back home then calls 20+ times leaving threatening voicemails. Just an hour ago he leaves another one, apologizing and whatever, evidently suffering from troll's remorse because i know he wont do shit and he doesnt want to lose the only person who's ever given him a ton of free shit, but im just going to ignore him.
what sucks the worst is that i have a $120 kratom plant from hawaii being shipped to his house tomorrow, but my principles and integrity are worth more than that to me.
I bet the above was all terribly exciting, sadly it'll fade into oblivion, forever lingering on some distant muchosucko server right between japscat and assjarguy
I made it to his screen name, there has yet to be anything worth read come out of this douche, especially a fucking novel that puts cruel AND hank to shame
Hurricane...please lose some weight, you're burdening the healthcare system and giving your shit Obama president reason to take me, my children, my grandchildren, my great grandchildren etc into oblivion. PS, you're a fat ass.
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There's already enough Gummo clips on here.
And he lives at home with his mom. i knew it.
She feeds him phonebooks and lard.
ha ha ha good one
Poor guy, If he wasn't such an attention whore, none of these horribly embarassing shit would be happening. First mucho-caused suicide?
certainly not the first
i was trying to do this earlier; i failed miserably
+1 team Hurritits
I'm not impressed.
His hair is so pretty.
nice amounts of shine and bounce
long & PRETTY
"See, the trick is to hold the phone book and tear it up good! HUR-HUR-HUR!!" Also, your rapping is a worse crime than the Mai Lai Massacre.
That was a pretty bad crime
this guy reminds me exactly of this asshole i kicked out of my house today. high school dropout, aspiring ICP wannabe rapper living with his mom who pays for his cigarettes and weed, has nothing to his name and never worked a day in his life.
my ebay account was suspended a while back and i needed a new one. i offered him a few hundo to let me use his name and checking account and give him pretty much anything he wants because im a nice guy and dont mind helping people out, but then today he stole a $20 right in front of me. i found it in his jacket and then he said his gf gave it to him. i called her up and she said she didn't give him any money so he gets pissed. i would have probably given it to him if he would have asked or just admitted to taking it, but i'm not going to put up with a liar. he had to walk 15 miles to get back home then calls 20+ times leaving threatening voicemails. Just an hour ago he leaves another one, apologizing and whatever, evidently suffering from troll's remorse because i know he wont do shit and he doesnt want to lose the only person who's ever given him a ton of free shit, but im just going to ignore him.
what sucks the worst is that i have a $120 kratom plant from hawaii being shipped to his house tomorrow, but my principles and integrity are worth more than that to me.
anyways, tl;dr.
fbi says hai
No one gives a shit about your stupid life and friends
what's the fbi have anything to do with it? kratom's unscheduled and unregulated.
I bet the above was all terribly exciting, sadly it'll fade into oblivion, forever lingering on some distant muchosucko server right between japscat and assjarguy
i made it to his no avatar
suck a dik
I made it to his screen name, there has yet to be anything worth read come out of this douche, especially a fucking novel that puts cruel AND hank to shame
Anotherday is a bigger douche than Jimmy Fallon.
ya dik, you tell him! no fucking avatar fag!!!
meh, mythbusters explained how anyone can do that.
lmfao, I'm such a retard. I forgot this video existed... until now. Thanks Cookie Monster.
hurricanejew will never live this down. porky lives with his mom!
Actually, the woman in the video is one of my mom's friend's from work.
just to give the kid a break, i have refrained from any postings - pro or con -for the last 18 hours or so...
after biting my tongue, figuratively and literally, for so many hours...
suck that kids cock
let him suck yours
film it
post it
and wave bye-bye
Possum leaving his mucho mark on everything. Also, he should direct porn very simple instructions to follow.
get a real phone book
Most of the people in that phonebook are probably related to eachother.
No hard feelings Hurritits, couldn't help but upload the video.
you americans are not doing yourselfs any favours by making videos like this.
you are not doing yourself american by videos you make.
Word.
what ?
pwned?
wtf is this?
Schlock.. Nothing to worry about.
i'm a little speechless
i'm a big speechless
You should be a DJ/dance sensation, Hurricane
Cousin It?
Hurricane...please lose some weight, you're burdening the healthcare system and giving your shit Obama president reason to take me, my children, my grandchildren, my great grandchildren etc into oblivion. PS, you're a fat ass.