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  • Putemuple0_copy
    PUSSYHANDS says:

    ElChris?

    2008-05-20T04:18:04Z
    • Iron_cross
      vongoebel says:

      In the thumbnail I thought it was Russell Crowe.

      2008-05-20T05:46:28Z
    • Putemuple0_copy
      PUSSYHANDS says:

      At the end genius.

      2008-05-20T05:48:00Z
    • Iron_cross
      vongoebel says:

      Missed that Pussyglands I puked at :18 then turned it off.

      2008-05-20T08:20:22Z
  • Url
    Logik says:

    this is why i never tried crack...

    2008-05-20T04:18:53Z
    • 010
      TheWiddler says:

      this is why i did

      2008-05-20T04:45:15Z
  • Smith1_75x75
    TheCOB says:

    Hey ya got some shit on your face there.

    2008-05-20T04:19:25Z
  • Iron_cross
    vongoebel says:

    I was eating smoked salmon and puked some up at :18, blecch!

    2008-05-20T04:20:58Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      I wasnt eating anything and puked when I read you were eating smoked salmon.. jk

      2008-05-20T04:49:29Z
    • Bunny

      I was licking up vongo's smoked salmon puke at :18.5, than saw the chick at :19, then puked.

      2008-05-20T05:47:12Z
    • 72766095347d04cbfc70b8
      EPISTAXIS says:

      at which point someone else on mucho probably licked that up again, etc etc etc....

      2008-05-20T07:15:51Z
    • Skull
      Ancoron says:

      I'm still waiting in the line to lick it up, so go ahead.

      2008-05-20T11:26:09Z
    • 12-17-2007-21
      mute365 says:

      guys guys, DO NOT eat while at mucho!!!

      2008-05-20T18:07:23Z
  • Avatar
    PookNasty says:

    Extremely creepy lady at 19sec. Fap, Fap, Fap.

    2008-05-20T04:21:46Z
    • Avatar
      Wiggles says:

      i could only fit in 2 faps in the time she was on

      2008-05-20T05:37:26Z
    • Riddler

      i hit pause

      2008-05-20T07:00:22Z
    • 72766095347d04cbfc70b8
      EPISTAXIS says:

      you shoulda hit her instead.

      2008-05-20T07:16:24Z
    • Us52883
      thecraze says:

      She'll do it for a meal.

      2008-05-20T14:31:31Z
  • Mushroom_web

    I'm fairly sure you could take that format in any country in the world and end up with much the same shit. Maybe they wouldn't say they were American but what does the video prove, anyhows?

    2008-05-20T04:22:43Z
    • Gracie_avatar
      espada9 says:

      Dental hygene is NOT a requirement for being an "American?"

      2008-05-20T04:44:39Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      however a complete lack thereof is indeed a prerequisite for being "European" -a large part that is.

      2008-05-20T04:53:52Z
    • Mushroom_web

      This old shit again. Ever been to Europe? Thought not. If you lived in the same part of America as me, the 'teeth thing' wouldn't ever be mentioned. For shame. You probably also think:
      America has the world's most expensive city,
      America has the best mobile phone services,
      America builds the best cars,
      America boasts the highest standard of living,
      America has the best education system,
      America's high speed internet service is the best,
      etc, etc.

      You'd be wrong on all counts, of course. I'm not bashing America but people like you should realise that you're not the only 'civilized' country on the planet. Or the ONLY country for that matter.

      2008-05-20T05:09:32Z
    • Mushroom_web

      1) London, UK
      2) South Korea
      3) Japan (arugable with Germany)
      4) Norway
      5) Finland
      6) South Korea.

      You might need a GLOBAL map, s0nn3

      2008-05-20T05:14:38Z
    • Breast_larvae
      bubbaslim says:

      America could be ALOT worse though.

      2008-05-20T05:19:12Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      You read a whole lot more into that than you should have. Sensitive little girl. BTW Ive been to Europe. I plan to go back. I love the culture. I enjoy the ppl. Id prefer to live outside the US. So what have you to say to that.

      2008-05-20T05:45:17Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      P.S Fuck you if you cant take a joke

      2008-05-20T05:45:43Z
    • Putemuple0_copy
      PUSSYHANDS says:

      You forgot the biggest item on that list...the military, with which we can take all of that shit. And don't forget the best camwhores/bitches/sports teams/etc.

      2008-05-20T05:50:51Z
    • Worm

      god bless the camwhores.

      2008-05-20T10:11:48Z
    • Images
      hotshot says:

      Who the fuck conducts those studies anyway? Some jealous European thinks Korea has better phone services or that Finland is a land of geniuses? So why do the richest people, most powerful people, and most influential people in the past 200 years happen to be Americans? Guess having the best "education system in the world" doesn't amount to much. You'd think Finland would've been the ones to advance the world into modern civilization with inventions like the television, internet, or PC. Perhaps theyr'e lazy? Decided to just let Americans do all the work and become the most powerful country in the world so that they wouldn't have to? Guess that does sound pretty smart...

      2008-05-20T11:34:47Z
    • 16x16

      neither pc, tv nor the intarwebs have been invented by americans, you lose at life, go die in iraq!!!

      2008-05-20T13:57:43Z
    • Images
      hotshot says:

      Yes Steven, I'm not sure what 10 minutes of using Google taught you about the history of modern inventions, but it obviously didn't teach you much.

      2008-05-20T15:04:39Z
    • _cid_3284449104_425356
      jimijames says:

      stick with the camwhores hotshot, you're on safe ground there.

      2008-05-20T15:43:03Z
    • Jeep2
      elchris says:

      hotshot, you got buuuuurnt, stfu ignorant fool

      2008-05-20T16:16:51Z
    • Mushroom_web

      I only say shit like that to keep the dialog going, s0nn3. And it works a treat...sometimes. I don't mean it to be personal but sometimes you have to pick on a comment. When I'm in the mood I can create some long threads.

      2008-05-20T17:13:34Z
    • 5634-dlhrozs
      smacbur says:

      Whats the point here, showing how ugly Amerikans are...most powerful cuntry in the world and you guys can't even invade and take over a bunch of camel jockey's in the desert.HAHA

      2008-05-20T23:52:38Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      All is well Bellum, I just cant let a direct reply slide by unscathed.

      2008-05-21T00:28:00Z
    • Pussa1

      I'd like to see how high Europe's standard of living would be if it didn't have America shouldering 40% of its national defense. I'd put it somewhere near Chile's.

      2008-05-21T01:04:35Z
    • Jeep2
      elchris says:

      pfffff

      2008-05-21T01:12:05Z
    • 5634-dlhrozs
      smacbur says:

      Claude you frenchy, Europe doesn't need amerika, amerika needs Europe so tehy can rip off their tv shows and culture. Well amerika does have have the bbq culture to class them up.

      2008-05-21T03:15:27Z
    • Pandapple
      Aerolite says:

      FINLAAAND!! Best educational system. This year I'm getting into medschool I promise :'(

      2008-05-21T07:25:41Z
  • Wario_game_75x75
    Wario7793 says:

    wonder how much they had to pay that blond (i.e. money, meth, etc.) to get her to hold her flabby tits while proclaiming, "I'm an American!"? that last guy trailing off, "I'm a piece of shit" was a great ending.

    2008-05-20T04:25:20Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      most likely nothing, people like that act that way when a camera goes in front of them... most likely part of the reason why they are crackwhores in the first place.

      2008-05-20T04:27:22Z
    • Breast_larvae
      bubbaslim says:

      she did it for beads.

      2008-05-20T04:30:11Z
    • Gracie_avatar
      espada9 says:

      ^Anal.......beads.

      2008-05-20T04:45:03Z
    • Avatar
      Wiggles says:

      she probably did it for free... the camera man was the only man who would look

      2008-05-20T05:38:46Z
    • Images
      hotshot says:

      Seriously, Wario? What city do you live in? Never encuntered a bum and/or crack whore before? You practically have to pay them to NOT flash you and do generally disgusting things in your presence.

      2008-05-20T11:37:07Z
    • Wario_game_75x75
      Wario7793 says:

      I usually stay away from the wrong side of the tracks, and judging from what I saw in this video, I have no plans of ever changing.

      2008-05-20T18:37:25Z
    • Avatar-w-c
      suckomucho says:

      what are these "disgusting things" you speak of?

      2008-05-20T19:41:11Z
    • Avatarvein

      Its something that everyone should experience at an early stage in their life. Going to fuck a crackwhore at the age of 40 while the wifey and kids are home waiting for you is not a great idea. Shit can go very bad in an instance where ever crack whores are found. Plus a married guy has more to loose if he gets caught. Its just better to "DO THE NASTY" at a younger age.

      2008-05-21T00:24:42Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    Fuck Ya!

    2008-05-20T04:42:59Z
  • Flames1
    Judas29AD says:

    I think the gay in the pink bow shit on his head

    2008-05-20T05:58:00Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Why would you think that?

      2008-05-20T06:31:35Z
  • J0178844

    the black guy is skipping again - hit him over the head again, but this time, don't leave a mark

    2008-05-20T06:55:22Z
    • Avatar
      Wiggles says:

      why you got to smack the black man?

      2008-05-20T08:44:28Z
    • Skull
      Ancoron says:

      Just do it and sprinkle some crack over him.

      2008-05-20T11:31:02Z
  • Riddler

    that last guy was a piece of shit

    2008-05-20T07:00:46Z
    • Unbenannt2007
      Romeo2000 says:

      exactly. that was probably elchriss.

      2008-05-20T08:47:03Z
  • Wolverine6
    SNIKT says:

    Wow. And people from only 23 different countries can honestly say "I'm an American".

    2008-05-20T09:37:15Z
  • Worm

    bumfights?

    2008-05-20T10:12:14Z
    • 12-17-2007-21
      mute365 says:

      invalid vol. 1

      2008-05-20T21:54:17Z
  • You_only_love_me_cus_i_am_insane

    "Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free..." France , wanna take back that damn statue ?

    2008-05-20T17:10:31Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    this video could mean anything

    2008-05-20T17:13:43Z
12-17-2007-21
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