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Let's just say, they ain't my money maker. :/
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Comments to I'm abiding the law officer.
Gotta get good and stoned for this..
Who the fuck are you and where did you come from?
I'm scared of you.
try to not scare the girls away! :S You Irish drunk! It might help your already slim chances of getting laid if you talk a little nicer to them. Or maybe the answer is simple why you don't like girls... I'm expecting some kind of lame answer back now please. ->
who gives a fuck, bless your heart for showing dem titties hun =D
yeah.. talking nice to girls who live thousands of miles away is a surefire way to get laid whakka... great advice you social retard.
I'm not drunk at the moment. I'm also a little offended that you would assume that I was being mean or rude. I was displaying genuine shock at the quality of boobage that this otherwise unknown and heretofore unnoticed noob has seen fit to bestow upon us.
Or were you trying to be Capt. Save-a-ho? If so, I didn't mean to fuck up your chances of impressing her and then her subsequently traveling to where ever you are so that she can blow you in appreciation. Carry on.
Aw shucks 1rish1. Makin' a girl blush here.
Thats what I do.
I noticed there's no "attention whore" tag. Deja takin the night off?
i guess 1rish1 is taking her place
Only you could make a dark man blush, 1rish.
Pimpin ain't easy.
Yak, anything is possible
According to Kevin garnett, anyway.
or dik
Go get your Newports Irish.
Hey PublicSecrecy-re-read the tags
glitch in the matrix obviously
Hmm. Whakku I don't know who you are and I don't even like 1rish but please, Shut the fuck up.
you said something about being afraid of walking around town with a little weed in your pockets right? youre a pussy
wow there is a mile of replies
You have great tits.
mediocre at best
Id suck on em
They're a bit large, but still very nice! What are they, 36D?
Uh.. *checks*
38C.
Punk has apparently never seen a pair of breasts before.
I'd tittif**k them
so what part of your anatomy is the money maker den
I'd keep em!
must be large C's, still very nice TwoBit!
Are you fucking stupid punk? She already said 38C.
I wouldn't consider these great tits. They aren't prolapsed the way I like em. .
the look big for C's to me too, but also don't look like full blown D's either, gotta love being in the middle
oooh <3
oh so lovely
For some odd reason, I like those...I really like em.
You dont have to convince us that your gay.
Admiring a pair of nice tits shouldnt be too odd.
Warborn, I don't recall giving you permission to speak to me. Fuck off and go back to lurking with your 161 comments since '08.
Catfight!
^douchebag!
If the shoe fits, put the motherfucker on.
hahaha
Me like.
...donkeys
damn i love attention whores. no offense.
I just love whores! Yes im talking to you TwoBit. You sexy whore!
Step aside Alana...
I'm pretty sure you meant "closer".
Hiyyooooo
HAAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!????
no fucking way, these are some nice tits but she is nowhere near the attention whore level that alana has
I'd hit it!
you'd hit a tit? ouch!
Pic of tits, insinuation of another part being even better,(mouth I bet)...sounds and looks like someone shooting for a nomination to the MS Attention Whore Hall Of Fame.
Nope. Just payin' my dues. :/
Fuck off Zilla...we all know the rules.
You are not "we".
Fuck you acorn.
you neither irish. i don't give a fuck who you are anyway.
Very nice. You can proceed bothering me now.
hahaha
Approved. I have added you to the list of names that will be allowed to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Are you sure you don't want to give her a sandwich you fucking poser cunt?
Well, I've got one here if she wants it but I dont think she needs it ya fucking ass jackal.
Good to see you remembered the sign.
Beautiful
Not bad
Best Mucho tits ever.
I dunno about that.. :/
Possibly the largest though...which is always a good thing.
They're not that big. I'm just tiny.
You and i have soooooo much in common.
You're.. tiny?
I always imagined you were some big fucker.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Well.. My image of you is shattered.
Thats a shame. I thought we had hit it off too.
Its not you, its me.
Wait! Don't leave.
Nevermind, just go.
Now! Leave before I fucking hurt your ass again!
Ooh baby. Don't tempt me to stay. ;D
Are you fucking kidding me?! You wanna act like a badass now, bitch! Keep it up. See if I don't fuck your ass up again.
Baby, I'm sorry. Please come back. You know I didn't mean it. I've been doing so much better lately.
Give me one more shot. I promise it won't happen again.
I love it when tiny men get angry. It's cute.
Take that tone with me again and I promise you, your mother will cry when she sees what i have done to you.
Wait. I'm sorry, lests just talk about it in the morning.
Tch.
Wimp.
That hurts. See, thats exactly why you can't ever have a lasting relationship. You need to take the bitchiness down a level . With tits that saggy you need all the positive charachteristics you can get and that really doesn't shine in your favor.
This cycle of abuse has got to stop. Someone erect a billboard or something!
Aahh.. There we go. That's more like it.
You see what I mean? She fucking asks for it and then wants to cry and act like a bitch when I react.
Then I come off like the bad guy.
So in other words, she's being a typical woman.
I was embracing your insults.
You wanna exchange MSN and beat off together?
We can webcam.
Now THATS how you win a woman over.
She interposted. I was talking to you.
Eh.. No?
Sorry, I don't use MSN. It's for fags.
You'll be back. Thay alwats come back.
ALWATS.
I swear to god, you have ADD rish
I talked to a few people here on MSN, but my hard drive took a shit and I lost all my bidness.
Yeah, that alwats seems to happen, Roland. I've actually never used it.
I blocked you. I got sick of all the pick up lines.
I send you oine picture of my cock and i get 6 months worth of emails. I learned my lesson on that one.
just oine?
You sent Mako a picture of your hog?
He isnterposed. I was talking to you.
Nope, his chicken.
Araghghh
1Rish1 get yourrrr drunk shat talking negroid arse on Halllo nowwww bitch. The clique is waiting.
I have a hog
*waits for someone to add punchline*
I'll be right there.
You impatient motherfucker. Get back on
^ Wants 1rish1 on top
*In front catching
Are you kidding me? I logged on and you weren't there.
Apollogize.
Jesus Christ rish just fucking rub one out already...
This was supposed to be about titties.
Hey Twobit, do you live anywhere the continental divide?
*near*
I live live in Humbolt County. That's near some sort of divide..
Hippies and red necks.
And northern california sinsemilla.
They grow some decent shit outside of Redding.. That whole Emerald Triangle bullshit...
Yeah, but no one wants to live near Redding.
Good weed.
Shitty town.
I live near you. Waht's your home address?
*faaaar*
Often the nature of shitty towns. (Stratford, ON; Nelson, BC...though I concede Nelson BC is rather picturesque)
Oh come on, TwoBit, everyone loves Turtle Bay lol.
Like I want you anywhere near me urkel. :/
Lake Shasta is cool..
And I would say the weed is more decent..
Where you live Rolando?
That wasn't nice.
I wouldn't know. Never been to Shasta.
@Mako: Yeah.. old people and the mentally handicapped. :/
Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at.
At the base of the Rockies, where the buffalo roam and the antelope play.
TwoBit, you're not "tiny" if your ribcage is a 38.
yeah
Looks "tiny" enough for me..
Haha, so it seems several of us live rather close.
ps. redding is way to fking hot today, we could roast people on the sundial bridge
The look great TwoBit...
Now put some cloths pins on em, and drip hot candlewax all over the place! And like these advertisments tell me, slap a Rabi in the ass with a large piece of pork.
God damn it Pudding! I was hungry enough as it was glancing at your name but then you had to mention pork! I'll be back in a few...
So if these aint your money makers then what is??
welp.. nothing bad to say here.
nice knockers.
in my mind you also have a great ass and thus im happy.
yeah, nice tits indeed.... Let's see the ass... Please ?
and feet!
I hate feet. :/
You would miss em if they were gone though.
i like cute feet,
i like lobon's thinking.
ass and feet please
No ass.
Asian feet.
No picture needed. :/
You have no ass? Hmm.
Yeah, but I also thought my tits were meh. So..
Take it as you will.
You're wrong. You have good, succulent, natural tits.
But, I'm not single or gay like all the other guys here...so I can be objective and flaccid whilst examining your mammaries in a clear-thinking manner.
I like my Vietnamese girlfriend's feet. They're kinda flat and chubby but I still think they're cute.
She doesn't really like them though, so maybe asian chicks are insecure about their feet.
Actually.
I have a foot phobia but.. I don't have a problem with mine.
So do you have the little short toes and flat feet?
.. What's it matter?
Are my feet really going to be the focus point when my tits are up there?
Never satisfied.. :/
Not at all, your sweet little pussy is the main focus of this group.
Another whore for the collection.
Nice. Now let's start enforcing tits pussy and ass or GTFO. Tits are alright but I wanna see that pussy.
Be careful what you wish for, gta.
at last some nice tits from members!
Alana has some competition, it would seem.
Your family must be so proud of you.
Doesn't change the fact that your avatar looks like gonorrhea. barf
I like your hair.
*mens pubic hair
very nice titts thanks.
finally a pair worth taking a stare at
Nice boobs and nipples, and you remembered the sign too. Awesome.
look at the pok-a-dots... :o *continues eating pork
Quite possibly the best set of fun bags yet.
Not the best yet but a close second.
I can find no fault with this.
You get the El_Wanko stamp of approval.
Which is the impression that my belt buckle leaves in your forehead.
Thanks..?
I am waiting to see someone nicer looking than Twig...
Didn't you see the Alana video?
Lets see how this attention whore stands up to the test of time.
I bet they smell nice.
Nice! now about your face .. can we see it?
I suppose..
hell yes! where did this pack of submissive, subordinate attention whores come from and are there any more left there? we will buy the whole fucking lot!
I swear I remember someone asking for some decent women on mucho a few months ago after a squall of horrid noobs and flighty bitches came through...
maybe there is a god and he DOESN'T hate us all?
...maybe??
You know there isn't DW, but that's certainly no reason not to enjoy the recent influx of attention whores. Whoo Hoo!
Yes breasts! they look dangerous
good job
Doesn't anyone post their face anymore?
*ass
But my face was in it.
are you biting fingernails?
stop it!
I like your nipples
*kibbles
*and bits
i'd fist your mouth
Those are some nice fun bags.
right a sign ....almost forgot ..btw stunning tits.
that is right, now go out and get a twig- i mean switch for me to swat you with
The tits are amazing and i think i love you.
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
Well that song's stuck in my head now.
me too, gonna have to d/l and listen to it now to get it out. the only way for me to get them out of my head is to listen to the song in its entirety. then, for some reason, it goes away
Yeah I'm the same way, it's one of the reasons I have such a diverse collection of downloaded songs. *looks out the window for the music police*
my collection is VERY diverse, i literally have at least one song from every major genre that i like, it really just depends on the song
The tits are nice and natural. I bet the face is purty nice, too. But for some reason I'm sensing braces on the teeth.
No one gives a fuck what you think.
Any female member of your family does.
Had braces years ago.
Done with that shit. :/
I knew it. My name is John Edward...and I sensed it.
Btw rish...this girl here cares what I think...because I'm the hottest guy on Mucho. Don't make me prove it again...coz the pic isnt even that great.
I'm more gorgeous at 32 than I was at 30.
I may post a pic for PS work.
Shut the fuck up. :/
If that's foreplay...you can just carry the fuck on wid it, bitch.
Goddamn it, spank me!!!
TB, you should be warned that cruel does get off on that kind of stuff, that is why he is so fucking annoying here, he's really a nice guy in real life, different from other men
Am I on some blind date show I am unaware of..?
I wouldn't say I'm a nice guy...I really am a cunt a lot of the time. Fair, generous, and hilarious though. Dw, you can't use the 'other men' thing on me...when i use it on you most days. That's just dumb. Drumslave dumb.
yeah, its called drawing attention to yourself by being a slut (hence the term attention whore) the ones with less female experience will act that way, the rest of us just enjoy the show and now give you a chance to earn some respect, if you last long enough then this will eventually wear off
dw says: I'm different from other guys here TB...I have lots of female experience...mostly dressing as one however.
Ouch. :/
"dressing as one", Hahahahahaha!
cruel, you are boring and I will not be an accessory to your self gratification, it is time for me to go home now so you have fun harassing TB till you get off.
night all
I already had great sex (straight sex rish) with my woman earlier. I'm just having fun bugging peeps right now.
She told you to shut the fuck up.
Thank you 1rish1.
She wouldn't be saying that with my cock in her mouth. I think therein lies the problem with mouthy, noob attention hos.
Cruel, a lot of guys banged your whore earlier. Thats kinda what sluts do.
If you don't believe me, you can ask your mom.
Seriously, bitch...if you're gonna select a Mucho ho-guard...rish is a bad choice.
If your cock was anywhere near my mouth, it would be bitten off in an instant. :/
But, being as you're one sick fuck, you'd still get a kick outta that.
No. I'd bite your tits off in reply.
I'm too hot for any of the ugly sluts here.
if cruels cock was anywhere near your face his fat stomach would be on your head
cumslave.
Really? I mean...really, you fucking bloated Orca whale.
what no come back? doesn't suprise me with how fast you comment back. Seriously within a minute? Really I mean really. Maybe next wait till you have something witty to respond with
I find it hard to believe that anyone, much less a woman of any quality at all, would be willing to put up with his freeloading, unemployed, fat ass long enough to let him get his cock anywhere near her.
There is no need to say anything when a bulbous block of grotesquely lardy such as you has the actual temerity to call a 6ft 183lb man 'fat'.
...when 183lb is your typical morning shit weight.
You guys sound like a bunch of squawking hens. :/
6 feet, really?
You look like Rosied O'Donnel fucked a retarded Mexican...and squeezed you out, like a front-bottom shit.
If you think this is bad wait till we all get intoxicated. Cruel is drunk on cum right now, but I meant inebriated.
Fraction off 6ft rish. You already knew this Rish.
With pilates I could get to 6'2 apparently.
hi twobit I haven't had a chance to meet you. I'm drumrave also I am probably the coolest person on this site and I would love to find out more about you. You just seem so interesting
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
bam
Just saw above rish.
Why do I have a gorgeous female? Simple...because I'm gorgeous myself, have a very good education, and recently landed a really fucking good job. It's just been a long time coming...but she loves me, and didn't want me for my job...but is of course happy for me that I've finally got the kind of career I need.
rish...that has to be the fifth time this year you've cracked the whole stacked shit 'joke'.
Man. Were on Mucho. Do you really think anyone on here gives a flying fuck?
Do you really consider blowing guys in a bar restroom a "career"?
bam
Bitch. Wtf do you know about Mucho? Or politics. Or crime and punishment. Or social anthropology and the meaning of iambic pentameter?
STFU, and get your cunt out next time.
rish...that comment you just made was full of originality...and memories from every weekend you've 'enjoyed' since 2001.
She obviously knows enough about it to realize that you are a douche bag and an all around dickface.
Haha
That's right buddy. No one can toot your horn quite like you.
Rish says:I'm impressing this chick. Now, if I just continue this I'm sure to land her MSN and as many nakkies as possible.
Get a real-life female rish, you fucking sad piece of dogshit.
drumrave, your a 19 year old tub of lard with a girly face... feminine as hell... and it goes with your pussy personality like when you totaly freaked and chickened out when jeff got you that time
i bet you cried
Hahaha, Cruel, I've turned down more pussy in the past 6 months than you have gotten your whole life.
haha elchris...that WAS fucking hilarious wasn't it?
Remember how quiet he went...for fucking AGES.
drumrave said:
That's it man...I'm not talking shit to anyone here anymore...the info stalker got all his info stalked...and had to shit in a portapotty in his locked bedroom for a while.
it was the most pathetic display of ridiculeness ive seen in my years in this site
remember when any member on mucho like you cruel and elchris? oh wait
also I'm 20
and I'm better looking than both of you ass feltchers
Visiting the pound and shaking your head at caged moggies, does not equate to rejecting females, rish.
Stupid cunt.
Seriously, dude. Look at me, and look at you. I could outeverything you...any motherfucking time.
Bitch.
drum pwned the shit out of Jeff. Jeff had fags comonig to his house for sex.drum got his info posted for about 5 minutes. He won that one, big time.
drum...you look like a depressed dyke.
Stfu.
I'm sure irish would pass on a cock sucking competition and I'm pretty sure you can fit more cocks in your ass than anyone else
BBBT called my home, that was about it
You can certainly out unemployed my ass, any motherfucking time.
Or outdouche bag me.
Sorry. Are you especially stupid tonight?
I start a really good job on Monday. I won't be around here much anymore, until I find my feet with my career. Gonna be a lot of work.
If you start on Monday then you are still unemployed as of right now.
Or are you especially stupid tonight?
Thank god.
I'll be gone by the time you find your feet. My days here are numbered.
continue the joke, rish.
Stfu, 2Bit...slut-noob.
aids catching up rish?
two bit...just wanted to say sorry for thinking you were a guy the other day...nice breasts, ma'am
Don't work too hard, Cruel...nobody notices anyway.
rish, cruel, and wario all leaving mucho? oh noes!
Thanks possum.
welcome two-bit...
by the way...smeow? i see youre one of the "users online" now...
you, i also like - both your looks, and your attitude! :)
lucid? take notes...
Waiting for the scamper under the porch...
Lucid won't be around for a few days.
for why, shark?
...wait, not again?...haha
btw, DOER...i does NOT "scamper"...
"scamper" is not a cool visual at all
She's in a secret undisclosed location...aka Mexico.
Ummmm, thanks for not telling Mako!!!
*poke
I'd like to see your face I bet your really pretty
Virgin chat-up line number 2 of 5. ^
Face, if anyone is interested. :/
Not gonna submit that mug.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/crepe_lover/dsmia.jpg
Wait...are you Asian?
Holy shit.
Am I?
It's a simple fuckin question. Cause you're kinda...hot. And I'm not usually attracted to Asian girls.
Yeah yeah. I'm Asian.
Guess what flavor.
kung pao?
I bet you're delicious. Let's see...I was gonna say Vietnamese, but then for some reason I leaned toward Chinese.
Nope.
Jap.
but perhaps with some whitey genes also?
Yup. Good job.
I'm a happa.
Okay, so when do we get to see the puke/shit/piss videos an pics, TwoBit?
*glad i didnt guess Australian Aborigine
a joke!
*adds Japanese chick to the bucket list*
Haha! I didn't get those Jap genes.
Meh, that's okay. I'd still shark you lol.
twobit will you marry me?
Very nice, my girlfriends Vietnamese but her tits aren't that big :I
I'm not into rodents babe. :/
i is marsupial!
He's right, he is a marsupial.
Just so long as she doesn't try to fin me and throw me back in the ocean.
Pft.
Might wanna stay stay away from my father though. :/
I'm guessing your Dad is the Japanese part of you? Asian fathers are very intimidating.
Asian people's farts are nasty.
Really, rish? Never smelled a Jap fart, and I spent two weeks there.
does dad need some fish-flavored Viagra then?
I haven't found them to be any worse than mine, maybe I'm just around the wrong asians. Although her brothers are pretty rank sometimes.
You should smell my grandmother's farts.
Unreal.
Her grandmother is a mean scary woman(supposedly she gave birth in a rice field in Vietnam), but luckily I have not had to smell her farts.
As much fun as the asian fart subject is I have a Differential Equations class at 8 a.m. tomorrow so that's it for me.
theres a hank joke lurking here somewhere...i can smell it
One last thing, LSU Tigers National NCAA Baseball Champions FTW!
who gives a good god damn ya fuckin rube
base -a -ball been berry berry good
...to ME
RIP garrett morris
wait - here's the funny part - he's not dead yet!
Oh no....
I know I'm late, but who the hell is this?
Me. :/
Hot japanese hybrid.
showed up a few days ago arch - apparently is female, asian-american, and willing to abide by mucho laws
can i get change for 2 bits?
Yus'suh.
twobit is asian?
:/
of course look at the avatar
so by that logic i must be a video game character created by lucasarts in the 80s?
until lately it made quite
sense for me.
what is her avatar? Is it like a vagina painting or something
It's an asshole.
http://poetry.rotten.com/pan-asian-kink/index17.html
Classy.
Do you know what website this is?
Just double checking.. :/
Quick now, the last three books you've read, no Amazon shit as I'll see right through it cast you upon the rocks.
Go!
Really? Uhm..
I, Lucifer, Choke, Illusions, Dr.Who and the Tenth Planet and Sex, Drugs & Coco Puffs.
:/
Pop culture garbage mostly. Keep it up with that ever present emoticon though, it's trendy.
It's catching on.
I am not amused. :/
Mine go like this.. The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Zafon, Citizen Soldiers by Stephen E. Ambrose, and Aztec by Gary Jennings.
Lighten up.
Read some funnies. :/
Smart girls with nice tits > dumb girls with nice tits. See you tomorrow sunshine. :/
Smart girls are nice for talking..
Dumb girls are nice for fucking..
Those are some glorious tits twobit. you are one blessed female.
Two bit:I respect the fact that you showed your TITS as real as they are,I would rather suckle real tits then a pair of fake tits...real is real and I might say a bit more soft and comforting thaen HARD FAKE TITS.!!!
I'm glad you feel this way whunu.
Hey, fuck you, whunu!
By the way those nipples look hard enough to bite and suckle on.
fuck you whunu, suckle on this
GREAT TITS
Phelsu: suckle on your ole mans dick...you know Michael jackson...ohh sorry..too soon?
Good try. You will get them next time champ.
yummy!
Simple Amazing.
I like these breasts, best, of all the breasts!
They're even better because she's half japanese.