With a giant lazer cannon to hold? And a mail bikini? And an airbrush artist to do your portrait on the side of a van? I want you to have all those things too, Vic.
"When he told me that I'm not a real cat, at first I was like 'Whateva', then I was like 'O_O'. After that, I was like oh FUCK!ihadsexwithnocondomyeterday
Well, if you can't remember, I suggest a visit to a clinic and then maybe the police. Unless this sort of thing is a regular occurrence, in which case just have a shower and rinse yourself out.
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C'mon, with the cats already. Let's get like pork-u-pines or somthing.
I want a hedgehog for a pet.
i want a tiger to ride on.
With a giant lazer cannon to hold? And a mail bikini? And an airbrush artist to do your portrait on the side of a van? I want you to have all those things too, Vic.
* laser
I don't want Vic to have anything I don't
i have a rainbow colored cockring..
Fake Cat. Look you can see it's pluged in. How stupid do you think I am? Try again Mucho.
good observation
"When he told me that I'm not a real cat, at first I was like 'Whateva', then I was like 'O_O'. After that, I was like oh FUCK!ihadsexwithnocondomyeterday
But then I was like 'Sweet, robot kittens'."
Add an "S".
S
Claudeballz do you know this cat? Is he a perv or a cool cat.
It's a she. I raunched her once, but she gave me cat scratch fever so I told her to fuck off.
If you wrap her with duct tape she's a lot easier.
I bet her name is Ms. Kittles..
another Pussy Licking Joke?
and after that I was stuck on a meat hook
or gutted and crucified
Fuckin cats...
Pew pew
What happened to my pussy?!?!
Well, if you can't remember, I suggest a visit to a clinic and then maybe the police. Unless this sort of thing is a regular occurrence, in which case just have a shower and rinse yourself out.
No, take some needles and make a bloody heart. That should do the trick.
its ok just finished waxing...and its fabulous!!
A picture's worth a thousand words.
word.
plus, i'm a gynaecologist, i should take a good look at it.
I'll take a subtle look that you wont notice.
I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll pretend.
"Let's see what's in the Tickle Trunk today Casey. Oh! A white coat, some latex gloves, and a speculum!"
I'm not a gynaecologist, but my eyes are.
Yes, yes, I will use the reply button in future.
We know, bitch.
OH, YOU DONE IT NOW BITCH!
Oh cool! I've made mucho bitch status!!!! Wow.