ok so heres the story:I got home from work and went to my shed to grab some tools, and i tripped over a bottom to a computer chair and went to catch myself on the workbench... sadly i fogot i just emptied a wet box of nails on it just a few days earlier. Well i managed to catch myself but when i looked at my arm i saw the nail, if i had known nothing was damaged i would have done what they did at the hospital pulled it out with a pair of plyers. I was doped up enough on drugs that I was asking nurses if they wanted to get nailed, or if they had another nail they could put me up for the night, but that was the 5 doses of demoral(sp) talking.
well i will say this and all should listen. it is your duty to take a picture if you hurt yourself in anyway. it is your duty as a part of the mucho army.
yeah i had to get pictures of it, and for some reason i knew i was going to post them here... go figure, its the only picture of my face you'll probably see on this site.
LOL same concept with my younger bro, he was wrestling with one of his fag boy friends, one of them took it to far and bro got stabbed in the hand, had to be rushed to the hostpital.
Meh, big deal. My brother and I were drunken sword fighting and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm. So I stabbed him back, in his arm, at his request. I still have the scar, though it's faded and in a hard (for me) to see position.
I worked with a guy we called twist and shout. He was sitting on rafters screwing down some plates. Not paying attention the fucker shot one right through his dick. All I can say is dumb asses don't need to be using power tools!
...that actually sounds familiar. Same thing happened to one of my brothers co-workers when he worked at Tuff Shed. Except the guy wasn't actually screwing anything down, he was just a dumbass and not paying attention.
Comments to I got Nailed
hhmmmm..I wonder what this dumb fuck was doing...
Probably trying to fire it up cock, but missed...
wow i have heard of accidental discharge but.....fuck me that looks bad
No such thing as an accidental discharge, thats just what Americans call it cause their weapons handling skills suck , we call it negligent discharge
no nail gun, just a pile of nails
lol newb . . . didnt even get it all the way.
it tried, but only the tip came through
next time do it proper :)
WHY???
Just pull it out, you pussy!
^^^LOL!!!
At least wait until they remove the nail before you start making requests.
I just thought it was cruel to watch you suffer.
i should have missed everything
You are the upper class twit of the year.
Upper class?
Meh. Just been watching the box set for The Flying Circus. Cost me damn near $100 but I think it was worth it.
Hmmm, I should probably see about getting that.
It's pretty awesome. I don't regret buying mine.
Every time I get to the end, I start over.
I have yet to finish. Juggling between BioShock, watching Perfume, and looking for work.
now tell us how this really happened
ok so heres the story:I got home from work and went to my shed to grab some tools, and i tripped over a bottom to a computer chair and went to catch myself on the workbench... sadly i fogot i just emptied a wet box of nails on it just a few days earlier. Well i managed to catch myself but when i looked at my arm i saw the nail, if i had known nothing was damaged i would have done what they did at the hospital pulled it out with a pair of plyers. I was doped up enough on drugs that I was asking nurses if they wanted to get nailed, or if they had another nail they could put me up for the night, but that was the 5 doses of demoral(sp) talking.
....Hey, no one gives a shit!!
Gaaaaayyyyyyyy
my mistake, sarcasm doesnt translate well through text... it seemed like that was a question to be answered.
...You didn't see the internet message board meeting video?
yeah i didnt get that memo wither
*either
Damn
Hurt?
well i will say this and all should listen. it is your duty to take a picture if you hurt yourself in anyway. it is your duty as a part of the mucho army.
Also, your duty is to find Jap women to shit on it.
Arch, that may not be the most sanitary way to dress a wound....
Mix it with some peroxide then.
its called the Pyongyang cocktail
yeah i had to get pictures of it, and for some reason i knew i was going to post them here... go figure, its the only picture of my face you'll probably see on this site.
Ya think they got enough gloves on the wall?
no they could use a little more
Well, damn it, where are we gonna get some gloves.
Need to help her with her gynecology exam?
What, you guys have never been to a hospital?
That being said, I believe there's a couple boxes of gloves in my garage.
Well alright then, let's go to Smerf's garage. It's always somthing isn't it.
What's always something?
Ya know, it. It is always something.
Funny you should say that....
How come?
Are you working your way up to a razor?
Seriously taking "WWJD" to heart!
...Okay, I think you win the comment award on this post.
Bravo Sir. Bravo.
You look quite at home in a hospital gown.
LOL same concept with my younger bro, he was wrestling with one of his fag boy friends, one of them took it to far and bro got stabbed in the hand, had to be rushed to the hostpital.
enough with the brother. we all know you were adopted
Meh, big deal. My brother and I were drunken sword fighting and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm. So I stabbed him back, in his arm, at his request. I still have the scar, though it's faded and in a hard (for me) to see position.
Never cross swords, smerf.
Actually, he stabbed me with my scramasax. Which is to say, a damn big knife.
I'm gonna say it... FAKE. That's not you, I don't see any MS sign.
yeah i knew someone would say it
I love how the introductory paragraph is written in the first person as though the poster is actually the person in the pics.
i am, i also have the xrays just no scanner
What a TARD!
I worked with a guy we called twist and shout. He was sitting on rafters screwing down some plates. Not paying attention the fucker shot one right through his dick. All I can say is dumb asses don't need to be using power tools!
...that actually sounds familiar. Same thing happened to one of my brothers co-workers when he worked at Tuff Shed. Except the guy wasn't actually screwing anything down, he was just a dumbass and not paying attention.
I would have stopped hammering when I realized it was going into my arm.
hey, you never know some people get turned on by pain.
workers compensation more than likely...cheater